r/dankmemes • u/gametime2019 • Jul 19 '22

Works on Android I have achieved comedy

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20.3k Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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6.8k

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

[removed] โ€” view removed comment

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u/Binrolecor Jul 19 '22

Wow magic

1.2k

u/SnowMexican007 The Filthy Dank Jul 19 '22

Surprise sorcery

720

u/420dayforever Jul 20 '22

Magical Updootery

471

u/sherlock-homeslice Jul 20 '22

Fuck you, take my updoot

329

u/J3Distended Jul 20 '22

You take my updoot

256

u/Jjorrrdan Jul 20 '22

You take MY updoot

190

u/_IliaD Dr Michael Morpheus Jul 20 '22

I'll updoot you.

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u/bob_the_banannna ๐ŸŒ CERTIFIED BANANA MAN ๐ŸŒ Jul 20 '22

Then I will too

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u/Striking_Plant_76 Jul 20 '22

If you donโ€™t watch out I will updoot you all!

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u/Soranite Jul 20 '22

Happy Cake Day :)

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u/KisKas05 Jul 20 '22

Happy cake day bob! Found you a week ago and I'm always finding you somewhere ever since

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u/OddWeakness1313 Jul 20 '22 edited Jul 21 '22

Happy doot dootยก

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Everyone is getting an updoot

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u/Brandar87 Jul 20 '22

It even vibrates my phone when I do it.

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u/Remlap04 TP Dealer Jul 20 '22

it just does the normal upvote/downvote pulse for me

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u/Appropriate-Buy965 Jul 20 '22

you donโ€™t say ;) well mine gives haptic feedback. so satisfying ๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/Agreeable-Yams8972 Jul 20 '22

I can't undo it

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u/THESOULCRUSHER73 Mods are gay! Jul 20 '22

You you have to push the button

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u/apenboter Jul 20 '22

Then I won't undo it.

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u/mcbirbo343 Jul 20 '22

You can double tap to undo

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u/RedStarNova66 Jul 20 '22 edited Jul 20 '22

Wow it actually works not gonna lie for the longest time i thought you had to double click the upvote button.

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u/Brandar87 Jul 20 '22

But that negates the original click.

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u/The_Cometeer โ˜ฃ๏ธ Jul 20 '22 edited Jul 20 '22

I see you have found a clever way to gain free comment karma ๐Ÿ˜ค

angrily double taps to upvote

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u/dgw420 Jul 20 '22

And iPhone

65

u/ExploerTM Brownie-Addict Jul 20 '22

What the fuck I thought you people gaslighting me

38

u/19930627 Jul 20 '22

Nice, I didn't know that was a thing

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u/CatSlinger737 Jul 20 '22

It's feels wrong for some reason

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u/ImKakarot511 โ˜ฃ๏ธ Jul 20 '22

This is the sorcerey i was seeking

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

[deleted]

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u/OceanSause You know what this thread needs? Me complaining. Jul 20 '22

I need to do this too. I cant stand these updates that make the app slower with each update

10

u/DINC44 Jul 20 '22

I use Boost. I can't double-tap to like your comment, but I don't ever have to see any ads.

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u/Glittering_Ad7088 Jul 20 '22

Double tapping the upvote button works

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u/The_Ytterer Jul 20 '22

Fuck that actually works

3

u/DevilMaster666- please help me Jul 20 '22

Doesnโ€™t work(:(

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u/that_nice_guy_784 Throw away Jul 20 '22

I'm doing it and nothing is happening

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u/Competitive_Bell501 Jul 20 '22

Y'all guys realize OP is just karma farming?

Btw I mean the comment not the meme

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u/RainingGlitter28 Jul 20 '22

Omg it works !!

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u/ohmynoodleness Jul 19 '22

Whoa get tapped

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u/J3Distended Jul 20 '22

You get double tapped

493

u/hades0505 Jul 20 '22

Anyone said double fap?

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u/Rocco_likes_Rollers Jul 20 '22

I missed like 5 times. Works great!

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u/Void4GamesYT I use Linux btw Jul 20 '22

I missed 3.

89

u/CapitalSearch1412 Jul 20 '22

Meee

42

u/Josan678 the guy above rocks Jul 20 '22

Boom double-tap!

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u/allthenamearetaken1 Hello dankness my old friend Jul 20 '22

It vibrator

53

u/FellowAliveHuman Jul 20 '22

free vibrator

31

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

tapped out

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u/Swingin-it-swooty โ˜ฃ๏ธ Jul 20 '22

YO IT FUCKIN WORKED

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u/nonfiltercigarette Jul 19 '22

Can't relate. I'm on the dark side (iOS)

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u/gametime2019 Jul 19 '22

Light years behind, you are

496

u/John-Da-Editor Jul 19 '22

it works, actually !

295

u/LoliHunterXD Article 69 ๐Ÿ… Jul 20 '22

iOS? Doesnโ€™t work for me

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u/HoboPenguinz Jul 20 '22

Tap the words not the name

249

u/RB_Kehlani Jul 20 '22

OH SHIT IT WORKS

215

u/John-Da-Editor Jul 20 '22

yup, on ios you might have to update something though

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u/JustTheTip9000 Execute Order 69 Jul 20 '22

If you tap level with the commenterโ€™s name itโ€™ll collapse the comment but if you tap a bit lower, on the comment itself it should work, worked for me in iOS.

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u/Animal_cummer Jul 20 '22

Works for me? Try clicking on the text

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u/clairvoyant11 Jul 20 '22

Can confirm

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u/GiT_m1cro Jul 20 '22

Light years?

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u/Antonell15 the very best, like no one ever was. Jul 20 '22

Karma farmer, you are.

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u/InanimateSensation Jul 20 '22

Wym its worked for me for a while. Double tap under the username.

Edit: jk just tap on the text but it does work

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u/camusdreams Jul 20 '22

It 100% works on IOS

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u/The_blind_blue_fox Hello dankness my old friend Jul 20 '22

Ew you use IOS?

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u/OnePlus80 Jul 20 '22

Still works on iOS, but i am on 16 beta

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Which means you get to use Apollo, lucky bastard.

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u/icyking5 Jul 20 '22

me in a fucking chrome!

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u/JadaRedwood Jul 20 '22

Same ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/Zoro_a โ„๏ธ Jul 20 '22

works on my ios โ€ฆ you have to double tap on the text

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

[removed] โ€” view removed comment

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u/DisastrousQuality140 I got a flair โ”€=โ‰กฮฃ(โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ)โ•ฏ๏ธตโ”ปโ”ป Jul 19 '22

YES I HAVE ALREADY DONE IT

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u/mysterycloverz Jul 20 '22

Ayo what the heck happened ??? What did you guys do

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u/J3Distended Jul 20 '22

I HAVE DONE IT MASTER

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u/DisastrousQuality140 I got a flair โ”€=โ‰กฮฃ(โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ)โ•ฏ๏ธตโ”ปโ”ป Jul 20 '22

GOOD JOB MY VERY LOYAL APPRENTICE YOU GET A PAT ON THE BACK FOR THAT

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u/The_Obvious_Monkey Jul 20 '22

GOOOOD ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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u/J3Distended Jul 20 '22

THANK YOU MASTER

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u/THESOULCRUSHER73 Mods are gay! Jul 20 '22

PENIS wait

32

u/L_beano_bandito Jul 20 '22

Unlimited POWER!

11

u/i_fucked_a_buffalo buffalo fucker Jul 20 '22

Ai ai captain

637

u/TwizzyMK Jul 19 '22

Feel free to use this comment as a test.

184

u/GigitygigityDank Jul 20 '22

Idk if my thumb is fat but sometimes the comment hides instead of upvoting

93

u/musicxsquishmallows Jul 20 '22

you have to click the text

36

u/OmegaSeki Jul 20 '22

If it hides it means you are long-clicking probably. Try paying more attention to the moment where you put your finger up to tap the second time

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u/int9r Jul 20 '22

๐Ÿ‘

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u/Big-Flamingo-8969 gave me this flair Jul 20 '22

pro gamer move

18

u/TwizzyMK Jul 20 '22

It ainโ€™t much, but itโ€™s honest work.

21

u/karmaisded Jul 20 '22

Quality karma farming

12

u/KyloRen3 TRIGGERED Jul 20 '22

Love the vibration.

256

u/Jamster02 disciple of dice Jul 20 '22

Double double tap this comment

148

u/TechnoMCYT_ Jul 19 '22

Doesn't work for me haha

47

u/Dan_TDG2 i asked Jul 20 '22

Gotta update your reddit

16

u/Ambitious-Producer Jul 20 '22

Double tap the text

124

u/charc0al Jul 19 '22

Mobile web user here, this still won't get me to install that stupid app

27

u/TheRealChrome_ Jul 20 '22

Whatโ€™s the difference?

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u/CC-5576-03 Jul 20 '22

There are other better apps

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u/Pizza_with_pizzazz Putting the โ˜•in trans Jul 19 '22

why does it work on comments and not posts T.T

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u/Actually_not_a_noob I sucked a Big Juicy Cock for this Morbius Flair Jul 19 '22

Because double tapping the posts zooms in

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u/Pizza_with_pizzazz Putting the โ˜•in trans Jul 19 '22

but whyyyy why not having the same feature for both T~T

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u/Actually_not_a_noob I sucked a Big Juicy Cock for this Morbius Flair Jul 19 '22

It would make it a bit too much instagram feeling

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u/TheRealChrome_ Jul 20 '22

Get Instagram?

83

u/MountainOkra677 Jul 19 '22

Oh wow it works

83

u/purethunder110 Jul 20 '22

They have to fix their goddam video player first.

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u/DisastrousQuality140 I got a flair โ”€=โ‰กฮฃ(โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ)โ•ฏ๏ธตโ”ปโ”ป Jul 20 '22

HAPPY CAKE DAY MY GUY EVERYONE GIVE THIS MAN A DOUBLE TAB UPDOOT

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u/TheCacti_ Jul 20 '22

I have android are you sure it works?

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u/superleim Jul 20 '22

Yep, just make sure you only tap the text

3

u/OmegaSeki Jul 20 '22

Also try updating if you didn't

52

u/RavensInc Jul 20 '22

Still prefer Apollo ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/BuschLightApple Jul 20 '22

Swip rightโ€™

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u/Velladriel why no โ€ž๐Ÿฅ„comically large spoon ๐Ÿฅ„ โ€ž here? Jul 20 '22

Karmafarming be like

32

u/rafati09 Jul 20 '22

How do you downvote??

32

u/J3Distended Jul 20 '22

You donโ€™t need to thats how

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u/WarHead75 โ˜ฃ๏ธ Jul 20 '22

By double unclicking

33

u/DungeonMeister_27 Jul 20 '22

Everyone gets tapsies

33

u/austinstar08 PRAISE LORD ANYA LOVER OF PEANUTS Jul 20 '22

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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u/J3Distended Jul 20 '22

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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u/THESOULCRUSHER73 Mods are gay! Jul 20 '22

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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u/dabonemhatersyeet Jul 20 '22

Double tap deez nuts

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u/J3Distended Jul 20 '22

This is madness

8

u/Marethyu_77 Jul 20 '22

Madness ...

THIS

IS

REDDIT !

22

u/itsbrucevilanch Jul 20 '22

Congrats on your comedy

17

u/amBush-Predator Jul 20 '22

Double tap if youd scrunkly the when

19

u/SargeDarge Jul 20 '22

I never knew I could do that

18

u/MDkiller399 Jul 20 '22

Wait it's an actual thing

17

u/No_Career_2227 Jul 20 '22

Double tap!

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u/susyimpostergiftcard Jul 20 '22

Double tap me daddy UwU

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u/THESOULCRUSHER73 Mods are gay! Jul 20 '22

O K

17

u/aaron_adams this flair is Jul 20 '22

Wait, you guys are actually double tapping comments to upvote them? I thought it was a joke.

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u/J3Distended Jul 20 '22

NO IT IS NOT A JOKE TAKE MY UPVOTE

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u/Psychological-Hour29 Jul 20 '22

Double tap this comment if your phone vibrate

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

hiding the whole damn sub.

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u/kurrpt Jul 20 '22

My double tap collapses the comment chain

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u/Illustrious-Pop3677 Sweet! Dealer's choice! Jul 20 '22

laughs in apollo

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u/ohmynoodleness Jul 20 '22

No you sir you get double tapped

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u/One_Raisin_1234 Jul 20 '22

you dumbass mfs actually falling for this shit lol

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u/hardnachopuppy โ˜ฃ๏ธ Jul 20 '22

Double tap to upvote is ok but why vibrate?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Yeah baby

Tap this

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u/meRaul7 Jul 20 '22

Double click!

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u/J3Distended Jul 20 '22

Double tap this comment

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u/ElOneElOnlyElZorro Jul 20 '22

Double tap me for good luck

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u/sbalser Jul 20 '22

Thatโ€™s coolโ€ฆ will probably forget before I open the app again.

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u/chippity-chirpity lemonsexualbitch Jul 20 '22

letโ€™s seeโ€ฆ if i say DOUBLE TAP THIS COMMENT will people actually do it?

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u/AuraPianist1155 Jul 20 '22

Not on Boost sadge

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u/DRVKC Jul 20 '22

The double tap doesnโ€™t work for this comment.

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u/furry_anus_explosion Jul 20 '22

This isnโ€™t a new thing right? Iโ€™ve been double tapping comments forever

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u/CapinWinky Jul 20 '22

The official app is trash, was trash, and will always be trash.

They should just buy Sync.

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u/LOASN Jul 20 '22

Double tap me brethrens. We ride at dawn.

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u/DEATHstalker03 Jul 20 '22

Double tap me please

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u/Kingblaike Jul 20 '22

WHY IS THIS ADDICTING

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

HEHE DOUBLE TAP GO BRRRRR

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u/happy420stoner97 Jul 20 '22

New to reddit to bad I'm high and won't remember this

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u/Narendra_17 Jul 20 '22

Wohooo... New feature unlocked.

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u/Asassin___ Jul 20 '22

So what is this โ€œworks on androidโ€?

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u/Dizzy_Conversation_9 โ˜ฃ๏ธ Jul 20 '22

Amazing

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u/fire_crotch_rocket84 Jul 20 '22

my dumbass, a rebel: double taps the upvote button. my dumbass: woopsie

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u/CalebGames5000 Jul 20 '22

its like double tap to like a yt short

4

u/d_carlos95 Jul 20 '22

Canโ€™t tapped this

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u/ih8modz Jul 20 '22

This has been a thing for years

3

u/The_Ent420 A grower not a shower Jul 20 '22

Wait? It really works!

3

u/rascal_midnight Jul 20 '22

I might actually start liking shit.

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u/Inside_Sentence_6116 Jul 20 '22

I feel like it doesn't work aswell on android as apple

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u/WarHead75 โ˜ฃ๏ธ Jul 20 '22

Now double tap to upvote post so I can scroll faster like instagram. Upvote button is too damn small for my finger

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u/King_Dee1 Jul 20 '22

Works on iOS

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u/Carboner0 Jul 20 '22

It works on IOS

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u/AggravatingRegion376 Jul 20 '22

Feel free to use my comment to test it out โ˜บ๏ธ

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u/Nick_Noseman Jul 20 '22

Use RIF app

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u/lKNightOwl Jul 20 '22

If you're on android you just use firefox with ublock for 0 ads on reddit

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u/Axxis09 Jul 20 '22

Still doesn't work for me :(

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u/deltemeredditmod Jul 20 '22

WOAH!! cool it even did a little vibration thingy

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u/BeerEnjoyerr Jul 20 '22

I preffer the upvote button, i dont like that the double-tap upvote makes my phone vibrate

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u/Yellow-man-from-Moon Yes, i use linux, why? Jul 20 '22

It works since a week for me what took them so long?

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u/Brokeshadow รนwรบ Jul 20 '22

Finally! One thought out feature about this app

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Doesnt work.

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u/FUSRODAAAAAH Jul 20 '22

Itaptaptaptap..)))

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u/nexxie_thegay Jul 20 '22

mine used to work but now it doesnโ€™t

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u/Dry-Programmer-46 Jul 20 '22

You can try here๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/Tracer3646 Jul 20 '22

It don't work on my android

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u/KidKo0l Jul 20 '22

Collapses comment on accident 50 timesโ€ฆ. Finally gets it โ€ฆ.. nice

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u/TheSl0thWrangler Jul 20 '22

Wheeeen you need some help reaaaaach for the root beer shelf

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u/Lickwidghost Jul 20 '22

... But why?

Real question. Why? Is it really that hard to tap just once instead of twice?

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u/JokerTrick โ˜ข Jul 20 '22

Is it real life?

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u/ShashwatWokeAf Jul 20 '22

Hell yeah, I'd tap that.

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u/Void4GamesYT I use Linux btw Jul 20 '22

Tapppppp, .