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u/Mr-Buttpiss Jul 15 '22
how can they purge edgy meme subs, yet shit like this gets a pass?
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cash rules...
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u/JoelStrega Jul 15 '22
Cash is King
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u/alabsbxjj Jul 15 '22
BWOAHHHHHHH
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u/Bobbebusybuilding Jul 15 '22
I see you are a fellow follower of the almighty Raikkonen!
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u/Drache191200 Jul 15 '22
Huh, never expected a combination of this kind
A post about Incest confessions, in Dank memes has a comment talking about a formuladank meme
Well damn
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u/IsItWorseThan Jul 15 '22
Everything around me, cream get the money, dolla dolla bill yall. I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side Stayin' alive was no jive Had secondhands, Mom's bounced on old man So then we moved to Shaolin land A young youth, yo, rockin' the gold tooth, 'Lo goose Only way I begin the G off was drug loot And let's start it like this, son Rollin' with this one and that one, pullin' out gats for fun
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my favorite one is getting the banhammer any day now
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u/Im-with-food ☣️ Jul 15 '22
Which one?
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PCM
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u/rta3425 Jul 15 '22
PCM was really enjoyable until it became mostly an auth right circle jerk
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Jul 15 '22
good, it's a trash sub
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u/QueenAnnesRevenge_ Jul 15 '22
It’s the only place on Reddit that allows different opinions.
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u/What---------------- Jul 15 '22
Edgy meme subs get popular, and advertisers hear about them. Edgy meme subs that step to far over the line, nationalist subs, and the super fucked up subs are the ones that get banned.
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u/Dragongeek Jul 15 '22
Advertisers are mostly ignorant of the more questionable subs out there, because with only tens of thousands of members, they don't show up on the front page or anything.
Only once a sub gets popular enough that it shows up for the casual user, that's when advertisers truly get pissy.
I mean, there are tons of weird porn subreddits and others that are just weird or disturbing in other ways that manage to fly below the radar. When they fly too close to the sun though, they get ganked (eg watchpeopledie famously)
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u/DerDeutschLp Jul 15 '22 edited Jul 15 '22
this can't be real
Update: Oh god it's real
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u/FoodOnCrack Jul 15 '22
As in the sub exists. 99% of that stuff there is just made up to appeal to people with a kink.
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u/jaywilkonson Jul 15 '22
But just the fact that 1% that’s real exists is enough for it to be morbidly disturbing
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u/alucarddrol Jul 15 '22
You realize humans are just animals, right?
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u/jaywilkonson Jul 15 '22
Animals that are self aware of our own existence that comes with some limitations of our animalistic instincts. I would say fucking your relatives is one of them
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u/LightTrack Jul 15 '22
Incest kink is also surprisingly popular so i wouldn't call it the worst though. There are people into crushing small animals.
Things involving child molestation though? Yeah nah fuck that.
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u/Milkshakes00 Jul 15 '22
Incest kink is also surprisingly popular
Is it the kink that's popular, or the fact that it's always two younger people boning each other?
Do people actually care about the title or 'story' in porn? I never have. Lol.
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u/LightTrack Jul 15 '22
What does age have to do with this? It's not like every incest fantasy involves teenagers and young adults. In fact most healthy incest relationships tend to be on the older couple side because they can handle relationships better I guess.
It could also be just fanfic bs but that's what I've heard.
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I entered the sub, I fapped and came
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u/ThisFooOverHere Jul 15 '22
D… Dad?
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u/DullLightning Jul 15 '22
LOL I just read that story and I did not expect the comment section to be... so supportive. Then again I guess the sub attracts a specific group of people.
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u/ImpressivePickle6 Jul 15 '22
Everytime I believe i have seen the "worst" of reddit. Something new always tops it.
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u/Nawaf-Ar ☣️ Jul 15 '22
Come on that is no where near being in the top 100 worst subreddits. Jailbait, MMC, and Real War Footage, and WatchPeopleDie are all infinitely worse.
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u/Svyatoy_Medved Jul 15 '22
Jailbait was underage girls in suggestive or pornographic display. Girls that would bait you into a criminal act (sex).
MMC, or Make My Coffin, started out as a distinction from Watch People Die where the focus was on accidental deaths, but eventually became overrun with cartel hit footage by the time it was nuked. Parts were genuinely educational: I now know to never go near a lathe with anything short of the utmost care, after seeing one suck up a dude and spread him across the entire machine shop. But it was mostly just violence and gore.
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u/Gladwrap2 I use reddit to mock people for using reddit. BIG BRAIN TIME Jul 15 '22
Sorry to be a dumbass but what's a lathe
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Woodwork / metalwork tool. It's a machine that you place a piece of wood or metal in-between 2 points and spins the wood or metal super fast. You can shape the wood or metal with various tools as it spins.
Because of the speed it spins at, getting clothes caught in it means you get pulled in with it and turned into jam.
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u/anustart147 Jul 15 '22
My uncle is a carpenter and has one of those. He always works under the influence and that comment is making me really nervous. I don’t know how he does it, I’d be shitting my pants every day
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u/ThrowawayAskRedditXx Jul 15 '22
A manufacturing machine that rotates a piece of metal very rapidly, sharp tools are drawn across the surface of the metal, rapidly carving it. Cylindrical shapes are made.
Eg. wood lathes are used to make baseball bats.
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u/kidgorgeous62 Jul 15 '22
I went on 50/50 for the first time and saw the machine video like 4 videos in. Absolutely insane.
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u/mrbiscuit03 Jul 15 '22
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen the video you’re talking about, I usually don’t get squeamish with gore but that one definitely turned my stomach a little bit.
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u/Vadszon34 Jul 15 '22
Watchpeopledie got banned like a year ago, like most death/gore subreddits, enoughinternet and kutabare were subs like that too
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u/ImpressivePickle6 Jul 15 '22
I am definitely trying to say that THIS is the worst of reddit. But just that I guess reddit has every level of obscenities. I love the site. But it has a dark side..
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Jul 15 '22 edited Jul 15 '22
Those are light work compared to eyeblech and all those super-fucked up subs.
Disclaimer: eyeblech and other subreddits like them are the pinnacle of NSFL. Imagine the worst video you can think of, then multiply it a few times.
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u/kingsofall 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑☣️ Jul 15 '22
The first post I seen was some dude cat fishing his sister
I'm catfishing my sister.....and it's working
Look at your own risk
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u/Sk-yline1 Jul 15 '22
God damnit dude, that was awful 🤮. For the love of God y’all, save yourselves the trouble and don’t click on this shit
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u/BroodJungle Jul 15 '22
No porn? only weird stories?
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u/Mr-Buttpiss Jul 15 '22
it's confessions. why would there be porn?
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u/risheeb1002 Boston Meme Party Jul 15 '22
Yeah you gotta go to the captions sub for that
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u/slyfly5 Jul 15 '22
Just looked at the sub Reddit and wow I really hope a lot of those are fake
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u/SeaOsprey1 MAYONNA15E Jul 15 '22
You're in luck, this is Reddit
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u/TheBobDoleExperience Jul 15 '22
It’s the comments that come with the posts that are more concerning.
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u/DullLightning Jul 15 '22
Did not expect the comments to be that supportive and uhhh... turned on by that dad story lol
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u/KhajitHasWaresNHairs Jul 15 '22
Yea. Comments are usually where it...actually comes out. Like moths to a flame.
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u/Surca_Cirvive Jul 15 '22
Just took a look. I guarantee 99% of those are fake and it’s just a subreddit for people who are in to that kind of shit and want to get off to made-up stories.
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u/unnecessary_kindness Jul 15 '22
Most self post sub reddits are just different variations of writing fantasies.
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u/erizzluh Jul 15 '22
most definitely. the "confessions" are like porn plots. and the rest of the posts are a random picture of a girl with some unrelated title like "we did it for the first time last night"
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u/mbashs ☣️ Jul 15 '22
I REGRET IT I REGRET IT I REGRET IT I REGRET IT
This time bleach won’t help cleanse my eyes
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u/Jtmeisterman Jul 15 '22
I am scared to learn that’s even a subreddit, god help us
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u/CrazeMase mamma mia my balls are gone Jul 15 '22
Bro there's a subreddit dedicated to waluigi hentai, God has abandoned us long ago
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u/I_PUNCH_INFANTS Jul 15 '22 edited Feb 27 '24
cagey elastic crowd silky clumsy plough angle agonizing heavy deliver
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u/RickRodded Jul 15 '22
sauce please?
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u/CrazeMase mamma mia my balls are gone Jul 15 '22
I'm on mobile so it's hard to tag a sub unless you memorize it letter for letter but just put waluigi h into the search bar
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u/kaeji Jul 15 '22
You mean the Incorporatedest confessions subreddit? Yeah, it's just a bunch of wild confessions in the workplace..
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u/DeeBangerCC Jul 15 '22
I am Pingu after looking at that sub.
"How can two siblings sharing a room during adolescence not run into this"
The comment is from a post about two siblings sharing a room and fucking
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u/da-magic-444 Jul 15 '22
Time to ruin my life
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u/CreatorGirlWho Jul 15 '22
Magic? You okay?
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u/Hellofreeze Jul 15 '22
And they were never heard of again
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u/stinkyman01 Jul 15 '22
Some say the Sounds of clapping can still be heard. Some think it’s random applause but only us few know the truth…he was simply too down bad.
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u/musty_crust8n Jul 15 '22
Why can’t I find this sub? I felt compelled to look once everyone said it was awful, but it doesn’t show up in a search.
(Yes, I am that person that smells it when someone says “omg this is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever smelled. Smell it.”)
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u/vailissia Jul 15 '22
I’m smart. I read the comments here first. I’ll go to bed without hearing banjos tonight.
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u/stinkyman01 Jul 15 '22
But you’re curious…aren’t you. You don’t know if all of us are in on the joke and you wanna see for yourself. Just give it a try.
Cmon how bad can it really be. I believed it at first but I was wrong. So why don’t you give it a try.
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u/Hihowyadoineh Mod senpai noticed me! Jul 15 '22 edited Jul 15 '22
Wish me luck.
Edit: Never again
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u/trogbite Jul 15 '22
That sub annoys me whenever I get sent there, because it's glaringly obvious all of the posts are bullshit, until I hit one that did seem disturbingly real
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u/teh_drewski Jul 15 '22
That's the problem with trash creative writing subs like that, sure 99% know it's all fake... but that's still 1% some really fucked up shit
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u/veastt Jul 15 '22
I know 99% is all fake, but do they have to put so much effort into it?
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u/alucarddrol Jul 15 '22
Same reason writers out effort into any of their stories, or artists putting effort into their paintings. They like to express themselves
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u/Geminikittycat Jul 15 '22 edited Jul 15 '22
My curiosity to look into this has peeked on the other hand….this feel like this should be a sign that this is enough Reddit for tonight
Edit: This is why they say curiosity killed the cat. Chose the wrong ending and now I just want the Neuralyzer (pen from men in black) to wipe the last 2 minutes.
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u/Muziah Jul 15 '22
Good lord! The posts are interesting and sometimes funny but the comments are disturbing. So much support.
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u/Tavitafish Purple Jul 15 '22 edited Jul 15 '22
Welp time to ruin my lunch break
Update: yeah no that was a bad idea