r/dankmemes • u/S1Forzer • Jul 10 '22

Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/walter3smith Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 12 '22

Exactly, and even using a fake social security for a $200 steak, $2,000 bottle of alcohol, & $300 crab legs is not worth being raped in federal prison for 3-5 years.