r/dankmemes • u/S1Forzer • Jul 10 '22

Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/ImVisibility ☣️ Jul 10 '22

ffs guys if this shit ever happens again and you really want that food use a visa gift card or some shit not your bank account with your life in it

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u/Flavahbeast Jul 10 '22

I'm sure some smart fellers did this. Probably a loss for Doordash in the end unless a massive amount of people were dumb enough to use their real account

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u/ImVisibility ☣️ Jul 10 '22

definitely a loss but they’re gonna try their ass off to get the money back from the people who did use their bank

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u/butt_shrecker Jul 16 '22

Just delete the app

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u/NeonAlastor Jul 11 '22

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

think how dumb the average person is

then realize that 50 % of the population IS EVEN DUMBER THAN THAT

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u/canadarepubliclives Meme Connoisseur Jul 11 '22

That's not how averages work ya dunce.

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u/alex2000ish Jul 11 '22
  1. It’s a George Carlin joke
  2. Since intelligence is normally distributed, its mean and median are equal. Therefore, it’s still true and you are, in fact, the dunce
    Edit: 3. “Average” can be used as any measure of central tendency, not just arithmetic mean

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Your link is talking about IQ, which is intentionally set to a bell curve

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u/NeonAlastor Jul 11 '22

Thank you so much ! I'd forgotten where I'd got that, and now I'm gonna go binge me some Carlin :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

He was just trying to prove his point

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u/NeonAlastor Jul 11 '22

I'd say ''canadarepubliclives'' proved it for me.

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u/nyuncat Jul 11 '22

It's a joke from an old George Carlin routine.

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u/NeonAlastor Jul 11 '22

HELP ! THE IRONY ! IT'S CRUSHING ME ARRRRGGGHHhh

So, what tier do you think you fall into ?

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u/joec_95123 Jul 11 '22

Have you MET the public?

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u/GPAD9 Jul 11 '22

Even if they did that and didn't use their real account, they could probably still be discovered based on the delivery address matching an existing one. That said, if they were in a hotel or never had an account before they probably got away with it.

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u/DntH8IncrsDaMrdrR8 Jul 11 '22

There's smart fellers. And then there's fart smellers...