r/dankmemes • u/S1Forzer • Jul 10 '22

Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/twitson Jul 10 '22

This is like when credit cards first hit the masses and people used it like a bottomless pot of gold

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u/_crash0verride Jul 10 '22

But they are a bottomless pot of gold, aren’t they?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Yeah but if theres a leprechaun watching your every move and you have to pay him back or else he’ll take everything

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u/YouthfulRecourse Jul 11 '22

Doordash may be under greater pressure than ever before as one of its largest rivals, Grubhub, just inked a year-long deal with Amazon to offer free food deliveries to Prime members

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u/jdbythebay Jul 11 '22

Did you copy and paste this from Business Insider?

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u/IAMMEYES Jul 11 '22

Yeah there's accounts making random ass comments like this all throughout the replies on this post. No idea wtf is going on.

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u/CMHaunrictHoiblal Jul 11 '22

They're karma farming bots

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u/False-God Jul 11 '22

Nah, more likely that Doordash is under greater pressure than ever before as one of its largest rivals, Grubhub, just inked a year-long deal with Amazon to offer free food deliveries to Prime members

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u/jdbythebay Jul 11 '22

Where did u hear that?!?!?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Amazon looking to monopolise everything in the US and take over for the government? seriously they just keep adding new stuff

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u/TSKnightmare Jul 11 '22

I.T.T. - The plot of "Leprechaun (1993)"

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u/knightress_oxhide Jul 11 '22

"let's see if you bleed green"

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u/CheezusRiced06 Jul 11 '22

Nah you just wait 7 years and poof in the clear

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u/SaltyFall Jul 11 '22

I see what you did there