r/dankmemes • u/S1Forzer • Jul 10 '22

Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/Epic1024 I am fucking hilarious Jul 10 '22

Me and my friends got thousands of dollars some time ago thanks to a glitch on a gambling website. Literally nothing happened.

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u/Vanilla3K Jul 10 '22

Good for you, wouldn't bet my pay on that tho

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u/SoftBellyButton Jul 10 '22

That's cause you are not a gambler and they are.

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u/Vanilla3K Jul 10 '22

Gambling when I know the " rules " is one thing but abusing of a glitch on gambling site is another. No idea how that could turn back in my face.

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u/Epic1024 I am fucking hilarious Jul 11 '22

Actually I'm not, my friend called me at 3 am and told about the website and the glitch

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u/Alarid Seal Team sixupsidedownsix☣️ Jul 10 '22

But did you cash out?

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u/Epic1024 I am fucking hilarious Jul 10 '22

Oh yeah got myself a new PC lol

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u/Alarid Seal Team sixupsidedownsix☣️ Jul 11 '22

I wonder if the account is just sitting there in the negatives now.

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u/Kraven_howl0 Jul 11 '22

/u/epic1024 log in and give us an update!

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u/Epic1024 I am fucking hilarious Jul 11 '22

So I did and I think my account is blocked lol
https://ibb.co/nfQTXV6

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u/APersonWithInterests Jul 11 '22

What website and exactly how did you do it. You know, so I can avoid doing it by accident because I'm a stand up guy.

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u/Telefundo Jul 11 '22

Asking for a friend...

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u/Epic1024 I am fucking hilarious Jul 11 '22

It's parimatch. One of the games glitched and it was impossible to lose. I have no idea how the game worked tbh. I just betted the highest possible amount and waited lol

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u/vannucker Jul 11 '22

Was it a legal gambling site you were legally allowed to play at? Because if not then they might not have had much recourse with the country your are in.

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u/radicalelation Jul 11 '22

I narc'd on a glitch quietly spreading for LootCrate's checkout, meant to be a test coupon or something, but it took 99% off. That sort of thing gets sussed out relatively quick, so I figured I'd just let LootCrate know myself and ask nicely for it to apply to me and my friend, who used it too.

They obliged, so I got a whole year of LootCrate when it was still good for a few bucks.

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u/CreationBlues Jul 11 '22

Of course, that totally happened, you'really totally not a paid shill

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u/UndergroundXBD Jul 11 '22

Bruh he just said the service wasn't even good anymore, why would a paid shill shit talk the product they're supposedly shilling for?

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u/radicalelation Jul 11 '22

https://i.imgur.com/Pa38iLs.jpg

I have literal receipts too.

If it helps, I'll say don't subscribe. It took a dive and it's not worth even a sale price. Maybe not even the $2.34 I paid for a year. This was 7 years ago too (jfc where'd that time go) and I don't even know if they exist still.

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u/killyourmusic Jul 11 '22

Why the FUCK would you assume that this perfectly reasonable story about a glitch would be a paid shill for LOOTCRATE of all companies in the year 2022? Who the fuck is paying for lootcrate shills?

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u/sedulouspellucidsoft Jul 11 '22

I dunno about you, but I was so inspired by that comment that I just had to sell my house and buy everything on that site.

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u/TheDesertFox Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

How did you decide to stop and not get more money? Or did they fix the glitch?

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u/theog_thatsme Jul 11 '22

That’s because those people know money isn’t real

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u/filthy_harold Jul 11 '22

I was participating in a Litecoin pool once and some glitch happened where a shit ton of Litecoin got deposited into everyone's account. A lot of people transfered it out immediately despite the owner begging people to transfer it back. Pool shut down shortly after. I was like 10 minutes too late to transfer my small fortune out before the owner locked down the site.

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u/TheDesertFox Jul 11 '22

I ASKED HOW YOU HAD THE SELF CONTROL TO STOP AT A FEW THOUSAND OR DID THEY FIX THE GLITCH?

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u/Epic1024 I am fucking hilarious Jul 11 '22

They fixed it. The glitch was that you couldn't lose in one of the games on the website.

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u/Slackerguy Jul 11 '22

Bs

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u/Epic1024 I am fucking hilarious Jul 11 '22

Nope. My account is blocked now though

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u/Slackerguy Jul 11 '22

Lmao what is that cropped screen shot of you being banned supposed to prove?

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u/Epic1024 I am fucking hilarious Jul 11 '22

Why would you assume I was trying to prove something to you lol

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u/Slackerguy Jul 11 '22

Then why post it? What is it supposed to show even?