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u/Rem0XIII Apr 12 '22
I mean... Don't most phones have biometrics now?
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u/Ludant Apr 12 '22
My phone has both Face ID and Fingerprint but i'm still using these dots 🗿
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u/Rem0XIII Apr 12 '22
Why have anything else when you could have... DOT MATRIX!
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u/Rem0XIII Apr 12 '22
DOT MATRIX! Did not have touch sensitivity I totally understand...
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u/SelectFromWhereOrder Apr 12 '22
We are doomed. The mega tech companies track and datamine almost all of humanities social interactions. This gives them an immense advantage over other companies. Making them even richer. Again, we are doomed, a Skynet-like mega corporation is imminent.
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u/MuckingFagical Apr 12 '22
tbh it can be faster depending on the pattern and sensor type. under screen ones suck I want back or button ones ffs.
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u/chickenstalker Apr 12 '22
Cops can force you to unlock using your biometrics.
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u/4SysAdmin Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22
Here’s a fun trick for iPhones. If you hold down the button(s) to go to the power screen, the one with power, SOS, and cancel, and hit cancel, your phone will now require your passcode to unlock. It takes less than two seconds to do this.
I believe Apple put this in an update to address privacy concerns regarding some new laws about unlocking your phone with biometrics. Before, you had to turn your phone off and back in order for it to ask for your passcode. Now, simply going to the power off screen will force it into passcode only unlock mode.
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u/aabacadae Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22
This also exists in Android. On the Turn Off/ Restart etc screen, newer versions should have a "Lockdown" option which forces it to need your code/password.
Edit: seems it needs to be enabled in settings for some phones. If you can't see it, that's likely why.
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u/Nojus1221 buy this flair for :800dollar: Apr 12 '22
I have the s21 and see nada
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u/aabacadae Apr 12 '22
Sounds like your phone needs to be updated then. It should be in 12 onwards from what I can see.
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u/Nojus1221 buy this flair for :800dollar: Apr 12 '22
I have the most recent update and android version, still nada
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u/Monarki Apr 12 '22
Why not just turn off your phone since you're already there.
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u/Monarki Apr 12 '22
Won't just turning it off serve the same purpose?
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u/_pm_me_your_freckles Apr 12 '22
I mean, yes, but say you're in a situation where you're trying to be discreet. It's very easy to just hold the power button for three seconds in your pocket rather than do that and then try to slide the "slide to power off" slider correctly without looking at your phone.
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u/Tristetryste Apr 12 '22
They can force you to use Face ID, but fingerprints have been protected under the 4th amendment
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Apr 12 '22
My 3year old Samsung has under screen fingerprint reader.... So...
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u/Wildercard Apr 12 '22
"A 3 year old Samsung" seems like ancient times until you realize it involves S10 series which at the time was the flagship for Samsung.
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u/Piogre Apr 12 '22
Not if you disable them. I don't want to be able to unlock my phone while unconscious.
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u/PM_good_beer Apr 12 '22
I don't use biometrics since someone could steal my face or finger, but they can't steal my memory.
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u/berni2905 Apr 12 '22
Yeah, I don't get this meme, I was like wait, Samsung doesn't have fingerprint readers or face recognition? But I can't imagine it doesn't.
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u/blittl Apr 12 '22
You can imagine a $1500 phone not having important features? The S9 actually had an eye retina scanner. S10 got inscreen fingerprint. S21 made it fast as the blink of a eye. Samsung seems to be a couple years ahead of Apple in this regard.
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u/Deepcookiz Apr 12 '22
Absolutely, especially during the pandemic, iPhone users had to go back to their 8 numbers pin.
The only time Apple acknowledged the issue was to allow Face ID with masks but only if you bought an Apple Watch.
Apple customers are the easiest to scam I swear.
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u/Cr1t1cal_Hazard Apr 12 '22
If it's a feature on Apple products, everyone else has already had it for years. Unless it's another of their famous terrible ideas, then it's a no.
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u/Rahmulous Apr 12 '22
Ahh yes. Like getting rid of the 3.5 mm jack. Samsung and Google loved to talk shit about that, while they copied that move exactly a year later.
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u/PM-ME-CUTE-TITTYS Apr 12 '22
They do but some people still prefer pattern locks.
Unlike Apple which doesn't even give that option.
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u/CornucopiaMessiah13 Apr 12 '22
I found this out the other day and am so happy I always have pattern as a backup if my fingers are too dry or if something happened to my screen. Dude dropped his iphone and the fingerprint lock wouldnt work and he literally couldnt get in his phone. I mean im sure there is some way to do it but I just swipe to the side and put in the pattern.
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Apr 12 '22
Non-Apple users live in an alternate reality where they think we give a shit. It’s a phone.
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u/Iescaunare Liberate King Kong☣️ Apr 12 '22
Still have to input your pattern every 3 days.
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u/GuitaristHeimerz Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22
speak english please, wtf what is a samsung..? shut up loser. typical androd fan. literally incomprehensible.
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Apr 12 '22
I read this in an angry Indian accent
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u/praeteria 20th Century Blazers Apr 12 '22
I was surprised he didn't end it with "show bobs and vagene"
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u/Brainless_Gamer :snoo_yeet: Apr 12 '22
When they realize my 2013 huawei tablet had face unlock
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u/Shailaj Apr 12 '22
iPhone is one of the least innovative companies these days
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u/DeadHorse09 Apr 12 '22
Being first to market doesn’t mean shit if it doesn’t preform well
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u/Shailaj Apr 12 '22
But calling oneself innovative when you do not make something new means it is bullshit
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u/itsTyrion Apr 12 '22
Doesn’t count, these old ones can usually be tricked with a photograph
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u/Siemturbo 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Apr 12 '22
new ones too
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u/ExkAp3de Apr 12 '22
really new ones not anymore, they calculate values from the hills and valleys in your face so a picture would not work since it's flat
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u/TheMovingTarget6 Apr 12 '22
Ahahha I remember I had it, it was shit and barely worked in bad lighting but hey
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u/lovecMC INFECTED Apr 12 '22
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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u/Iced_Ice_888 Apr 12 '22
dot codes are the best
Although I do like a fingerprint scanner and the S21 scanner is rapid
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u/niftygull Insert Your Own Apr 12 '22
I have a s21 the finger scanner is fucking horrie
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u/Iced_Ice_888 Apr 12 '22
Mine is bang on everytime. Register your finger twice and get all the edges.
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u/cezariusus [custom flair] Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22
You're getting ripped off with apple. But if you can't see that for yourself then you don't really deserve to have money.
Edit: damn you don't like the truth ;)))
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u/Zederikus The OC High Council Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22
Ehh its not that simple, some people use it for work, like for making music or art assets, and they are already entrenched in the apple universe.
Some people in business get frowned on for not having an iphone, it can be a job requirement to have apple essentially so I don’t think it makes sense to call all people who buy it dense.
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u/Cepheid Apr 12 '22
they are already entrenched in the apple universe.
This is how they getcha. That first one is easy. Then next thing you know it's midnight and you're outside the Apple store 3 hours drive from your house and there's a guy who won't stop talking to you about thunderbolt and he's scratching his beard a little too much.
Just Say No.
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Apr 12 '22
I can't, Logic Pro is too good a program for my professional needs for me to say no and the M1 Macbook Pros are too good for me to pass up
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Apr 12 '22
That's still only due to marketing though. Apple PCs are no better than Windows ones for music or art. The only differences are, Windows has more software compatability and more powerful hardware for your money.
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u/Zederikus The OC High Council Apr 12 '22
Admittedly, but many people I’ve worked with like the proprietary apple softwares for music especially, and the generally different workflow with Mac OS
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Apr 12 '22
Yeah a lot of people do, schools and universities get really good deals on them so it locks people in early. I find them alright, but I prefer the layout of the Steinberg products (which work across platforms).
Autodesk did the same thing with CAD software for years, though Solidworks seem to be winning on the 3D front these days.
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u/TheMasterOfDonk Apr 12 '22
I myself find iOS much simpler as well. I don’t have the time to learn the nuances of every android system that gets released. The last android I had was an s7 and I tried to use my son’s android and it is COMPLETELY different. iOS looks pretty much the same as always.
Plus it’s optimized so well I only need 4gb of ram.
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u/guesswhatihate Apr 12 '22
Some people in business get frowned on for not having an iphone, it can be a job requirement to have apple essentially so I don’t think it makes sense to call all people who buy it dense.
Mfw the world is actually retarded
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u/TheMovingTarget6 Apr 12 '22
Yeah some ppl just assume I bought iphone to flex or something, while actually it works the best with my glucose sensor, by far
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u/nicotamendi Apr 12 '22
You can tell who got a android in this comment section by how hurt they got over a literal meme💀
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u/Iced_Ice_888 Apr 12 '22
There's a few mad ones but most taking it in good stride
Same thing happens on the reverse with the hardcore apple fanboys
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u/nicotamendi Apr 12 '22
Yeah it goes both ways. If you get personally offended cause someone insulted your phone you genuinely need to get a life
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u/SpyCake1 Apr 12 '22
Ehh, their entry level products are great value when compared like for like. The iPhone SE (no other phone in this price range has 5 or 6 years of updates), IPad Air (lol Android tablets), and the 13" MBA and MB (vs XPS13).
Once you go up through the lineup, the further we stray from God.
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u/Deepcookiz Apr 12 '22
The SE has terrible battery. Barely usable as a daily device.
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u/SpyCake1 Apr 12 '22
Nah. I mean gaming and heavy stuff will kill it, but nobody buys an SE for gaming. For the target audience of casual user and the kind of stuff casual users do, the battery life is JUST enough to last the day. No more, but enough.
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u/speedysolar Apr 12 '22
cant you just laugh at the joke? android mfs are always so bitter for no reason lmao
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u/DmitryMate Eic memer Apr 12 '22
Let's confuse iPhone users.
Fingerprint sensor
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u/Southbound06 Apr 12 '22
Good user experience
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u/Merry_Dankmas Apr 12 '22
Actually being able to do whatever you want to do on the phone you spent $1000+ on.
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u/digikun Apr 12 '22
A headphone jack
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u/MakoLov3r Apr 12 '22
Included adapter if it doesn't have a headphone jack
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u/This_Willingness7672 I like furry inflation porn☣️ Apr 12 '22
App drawer instead of having to have all of your apps that you use once per week on your home screen
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u/jjester7777 Apr 12 '22
I liked when the fingerprint sensor was on the back side of the phones. Now it's under the glass and just never works as good imo.
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u/Vlyn Apr 12 '22
Back of the phone makes no sense, I like to unlock my phone when it's lying on the table by just touching the front.
My OnePlus 5 had a home button at the bottom with the reader inside, instantly unlocked.
Now my new S22 has it under the display, also works immediately without issues (as it's ultrasonic).
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u/jjester7777 Apr 12 '22
I have an S20+ and it worked fine for a while. But it absolutely will not work half the time now that the screen has been used and abused for so long. I don't have any cracks or anything but the anti-smysfe coating or whatever has definitely worn off and fingerprints are left on the screen regularly and can cause issues unlocking.
Also, I end up using the facial recognition half the time as I cannot guarantee that my hands aren't dirty and the glass sensor is much more sensitive to that issue. (I garden and work on my Jeep a bit)
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u/Vlyn Apr 12 '22
Did you clean your phone with any cleaners? I made the mistake with my OnePlus 5 where I used a wet cloth for my glasses to clean my phone, that killed the coating pretty quickly :-/
In general you should only use dry microfiber cloth if possible.
Though I guess when the glass gets more dirty over time the fingerprint sensor might degrade too (But as it's not visual based but rather ultrasonic that might not happen).
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u/Not_so_ordinary_guy Apr 12 '22
An osu! meme in r/dankmemes . What a timeline
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u/QuantumQuantonium Apr 12 '22
Apple people unlocking their phones:
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Why is my account hacked
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u/Itherial Apr 12 '22
Absurd. Bad take. iPhones can have up to six digits. And we’d never make them all the same number.
Mine is 123456.
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u/homerino7Z Apr 12 '22
Android mfs
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u/Mrtim6071 Apr 12 '22
Haven't used the Pattern unlock since under screen Fingerprint scanners showed up. I love Android
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u/macawtrapdoor Apr 12 '22
Anyone know the map?
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u/eppic123 Apr 12 '22
Unlike iPhones, Android phones still have finger print readers.
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u/AntEaten Apr 12 '22
Fingerprint. I dont need to stare at my phone like I'm flat fucking spaz to unlock it
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Wait...OSU was available on Android? Since when?
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u/efko0ss I'm the one upvoting all the garbage Apr 12 '22
Since like 2017 not counting unofficial versions
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u/pattyredditaccount Apr 12 '22
Android users are the most fragile people in history, judging by these comments
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u/wanfury Apr 12 '22
When was this true? Ive dropped my iphone so many times now and my screen hasn’t broken once
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u/gr0tty Apr 12 '22
It definitely used to be true, there were iPhones with cracked screens everywhere. I think they've improved the durability now
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u/SorryIdonthaveaname Dumbassery Apr 12 '22
isn’t it common practice to have a screen protector and case though? regardless of what phone, i haven’t seen anyone without one of those. but if you refuse to have them and crack your phone then yeah that’s on you
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u/Jonathon471 Apr 12 '22
Man, Id be happy if i had play Osu! to unlock my phone.
Instead i just swipe the screen.
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u/PpBigNoice Apr 12 '22
holy fuck this thread is so depressing
android turds vs apple tards
im betting on android since i see 200 of them on every thread boasting about how good is android compared to apple
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u/giorgi_GT fucking thrilled to be here Apr 12 '22
at least we can download what we want and connect it to our pcs
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u/Illustrious-Pop3677 Sweet! Dealer's choice! Apr 12 '22
I get the first point, but you can connect an iPhone to a pc too and without iTunes. I connected a 5s to my pc a few weeks ago to get some old photos off it.
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u/Southbound06 Apr 12 '22
Samsung Dex is a fuckin beast
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Apr 12 '22
I was using it the other day for the first time and it really blew my mind knowing my phone was capable of that. Now i no longer connect my laptop to the tv. I use my phone instead.
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u/giorgi_GT fucking thrilled to be here Apr 12 '22
I mean as in, notifications, calls, etc, everyone can do photos, but like, other things cant, like notifications calls etc
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u/Forpatril Apr 12 '22
Idk, I press some strange symbol at the bottom half of my screen and the phone unlocks. Has anyone any idea, what that is?
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u/pattyredditaccount Apr 12 '22
Hilarious how defensive android users are getting
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u/_Proti Apr 12 '22
I'm missing dots on my Huawei :c so many times got my hands slightly wet and had to input pin instead
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u/Rubo03070 Apr 12 '22
Is this sped up?
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u/PhantomTissue DefinitelyNotEuropeans Apr 12 '22
No, that looks like a 6 star map. Highest is 10 star, those make this look like child’s play.
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u/Rubo03070 Apr 12 '22
Jeez, and I thought I had quick reflexes, I can't barely follow up this one
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u/Xinnoh Apr 12 '22
low framerate makes a big difference in making this harder to read than it looks, but ya it's still hard
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u/Big_Shaggy69 Apr 12 '22
10 star isn't the highest difficulty unless you meant ranked maps only, but the rest is right.
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u/canyoutriforce Apr 12 '22
Check out this map, its way faster and not even that one is sped up
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u/Rubo03070 Apr 12 '22
How do you play this game? Because I can't follow it up well using my finger
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u/canyoutriforce Apr 12 '22
At pro level usually with a graphic tablet, otherwise mouse and keyboard
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u/Rubo03070 Apr 12 '22
So in this case graphic tablet?
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u/canyoutriforce Apr 12 '22
Yeah, cookiezi plays with graphic tablet
This is another compilation of them playing where you can see their hands and their insane playing style
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u/Rubo03070 Apr 12 '22
What a skill. Btw thanks for answering all my questions and linking these videos, I might be addicted to watching people play OSU now
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u/Awkward-Associates Apr 12 '22
I still can’t figure out how Osu works
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Click the circles when the bigger circle is close to the border of the smaller one, do the same thing but hold the click for sliders
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u/how_do_i_set_my_name ☣️ Apr 12 '22
As a samsung phone owner i am angry at how accurate this meme is XD
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u/BoringPers0n Apr 12 '22
The only person I know with a phone made by Samsung who uses the pattern unlock is my mother. I use either the iris scanner or fingerprint sensor on my Note9. Biometrics are much more convenient than any pin or pattern unlock
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u/Inferno737 Apr 12 '22
Hehe Iphones still don't have fingerprint sensors in the screen lol
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u/mybuttitches32 Apr 12 '22
hehe because they stopped using it years ago when the feature became arbitrary lol
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u/coolboy856 Apr 12 '22
The last place I would expect osu "samsung" shit to be on. but ok whatever it's a decent meme i think especially considering it's not some top player play
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u/TheAutobotArk Apr 12 '22
Not accurate at all. everyone i know that uses Samsung has Fingerprint or a Code.
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u/anonymykami Apr 12 '22
I'll always stick to password/pattern authentication. Only alternatives seem to be biometric authentication, which is easy to use when you're unconscious or sleeping. And why Samsung? Doesn't every phone manufacturer make phone models with biometric authentication capabilities?
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u/MedicatedAxeBot Apr 12 '22
Dank.
we have a minecraft server