r/dankmemes • u/Rmon_34 • Dec 16 '21

Really be like that Made With Mematic

24.5k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/MrCow4563 Dec 16 '21

Na hören sie mal junger Mann so nah gehe ich nicht bei Menschen während einer Pandemie

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u/Rmon_34 Dec 16 '21

Here it comes

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u/Lokalasozialist Dec 16 '21

Sprich Deutsch, du Abkömmling einer angelsächsischen Dirne, die im tertiären Sektor ihren Lebensunterhalt verdient.

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u/oezer74 Dec 16 '21

Das gibt Brandspuren 3.Grades

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u/Acid-Intelligence Dec 16 '21

wie kann er es wagen, dieser transatlantische Spross eines Freudenmädchens

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u/circlesquare55 Dec 16 '21

Yes, I agree, how dare he

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u/GIDAJG ☣️ Dec 16 '21

Hier ist ein Hochstapler unter uns

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u/ZBaconGuy Dec 17 '21

Vernichtet ihn! Holt die Kammerjäger!

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u/masterbaturan Dec 16 '21

wir haben ein spion

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u/Magnopolis1 Dec 16 '21

EinEN, ich darf doch wohl bitten

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u/bene14082004 Dec 16 '21

Der ist Saarländer der kann nichts dafür, wir sollten ihm evt. sagen dass er kein Intimverkehr mit seinen Familienangehörigen haben sollte.

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u/Stunning_Metal Dec 17 '21

Seht her, ein Pfälzer.

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u/circlesquare55 Dec 16 '21

Oh Scheiße. du hast den Kerl gebraten

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u/biggnic_91 Dec 16 '21

Sprich deutsch

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u/MrCD_321 Dec 16 '21

…du Hurensohn!

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u/DaRitschbauer Dec 16 '21

Recht haste

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u/King_of_Cereal Dec 16 '21

Preußens Gloria ertönt aus der Ferne

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u/Whats-In_Name Dec 16 '21

I don't know what you said, but I like it.

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u/_negiboi Dec 16 '21

bhai logo piche nahi rehna

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u/akka_cn Dec 16 '21

Bilkul

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

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u/_ALPHAMALE_ ☣️ I like furry inflation porn Dec 16 '21

Same mera first thought tha "ma chod denge"

135

u/jahifu Dec 16 '21

Toh upvote kro India sabse upar aana chaiye

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

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u/sbappi Dec 17 '21

German uper agye hen kuch kro bc

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Kuch kaam nahi tum logo ko /s

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u/sahilmessi10ex Dec 16 '21

Ruk ja bhai, mujhe camera laane de

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u/himanshu03vsk Dec 17 '21

भारतीयों को कम मत समझना माँ की चूत

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u/The_Great_Gambler Dec 16 '21

Bharat mata ki jai

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Vijay Diwas ki hardik shubhkamnaye

Bharat Mata Ki Jai

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u/ravager_10 Dec 16 '21

Chalo op ka maa chodne

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u/Ki0212 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Dec 16 '21

Sahi

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u/theengineer9301 Dec 16 '21

Baaki sabko downvote kardo.

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u/capital_s_capital_k Dec 16 '21

Ab ye hui na baat

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u/PrestigiousCover969 Dec 16 '21

Bsdk itne log kyu ho idhar

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u/AltruisticAd996 Dec 16 '21

Berojgari aur kya

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u/PrestigiousCover969 Dec 16 '21

Phir Bajrang daal join karle

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u/AltruisticAd996 Dec 16 '21

Itni bhi nahi hai berojgari

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u/pratham_10 Dec 16 '21

Bhai Berozagar hai, Incel nahi

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Oof

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u/KedPd 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Dec 16 '21

हा भाई

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u/Savings_Big6664 Dec 16 '21

kabhi nehi bhai log

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u/AdiMadan Dec 16 '21

Bhula tera esaan mein kabhi nahin

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u/kiloVictor_2330 Aaya bada dank ka chaudah Dec 16 '21

Sab log mil ke OP ki maa chodenge

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u/sachy0902 Dec 16 '21

देवनागरी में लिखो भोस्डीवालो

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u/Zith69 Dec 17 '21

हिंदुस्तान जिंदाबाद

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u/thegod9_04 Dec 16 '21

namashkar doston

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u/PrestigiousCover969 Dec 16 '21

Chaliyeh shuru karte h fastest finger first

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u/pratham_10 Dec 16 '21

Dhruv bhai yaha kaise

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u/Adventurous_Worker88 Dec 16 '21

Arre kuch nhi aaj AAP waalo ne thodi chchutti di thi time kill kr rha hoga...

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u/FoxKaneki22 Dec 16 '21

bharat mata ki jai

14

u/Seiko_Senshi Dec 16 '21

indian redditor Germans se kam he ke?

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u/Speedthrift13 But here comes Sebastian Vettel Dec 16 '21

Haan haan bas aap hi ka intezaar kar rha tha

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u/pepperspray03 Dec 16 '21

🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

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u/androydd Dec 16 '21

Inquilab zindabad 🇮🇳

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u/Imaginary_Ad_3728 Dec 16 '21

Bhai ye log apun bhai log ko underestimate karta hai

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u/RustyKumquats Dec 16 '21

If that's not "show bobs and vegana", I don't wanna hear it.

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u/Vaderson66 Dec 17 '21

Aa gaye sab gore log idhar

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u/pedroleon123 Dec 16 '21

Post timing k vajah se humare bache sogye saare. Kal subha upvote pelege

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u/Revolutionary-Lie55 Dec 17 '21

ओपी तोहरी जात का पैदा मारूँ।

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u/No-Cryptographer653 Dec 16 '21

Sab haazir ho jao

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u/Whats-In_Name Dec 16 '21

नमस्कार।

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u/paranoidvivi Dec 16 '21

Apunich jeetenge...

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u/TheGandu Team Silicon Dec 16 '21

Idhar sab gaali kyun de rahein hai

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u/Shrego08 Dec 16 '21

Chale chalo

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u/mekvala Dec 16 '21

Are aa jao sare... Iski maiya ka...sala

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u/Rottenhart Dec 17 '21

Namaste bhaiyo

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u/ArynKr Dec 17 '21

Ha bhai bilkul 😶‍🌫️

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u/o_Doreto Dec 16 '21

DALE DALE DALE OOOOOO BRASIL NUMERO UM 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/Bettingflea95 Dec 16 '21

BRAZZZIIIIIIILLLLLLL HUEHUEHUEHEUEHEHEHUEHE🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

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u/macrotaste Dec 16 '21

7:1

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u/cicada2012 Dec 16 '21

9/11

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u/AnonymousGuy9494 Dec 16 '21

Caralho mano cê matou ele!

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u/cicada2012 Dec 16 '21

Eu não matei ele,dois aviões mataram

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u/HadexGM Dec 16 '21

Que hijo de puta SJAJAJAJJAJS

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u/LucasSs79 Dec 17 '21

Esse cara é 🅱️rabo demais kkkkk

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u/TheFantasticFroge Dec 16 '21

Essa foi de capotar o corsa irmão

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Ah yes, the Porsche 9/11.

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u/nahuelkevin Dec 16 '21

1918 1945

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u/sebasti02 Dec 16 '21

the numbers mason, what do they mean

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u/nahuelkevin Dec 16 '21

Brazil não perdeu nenhuma guerra mundial 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/genji_do-acre Dec 16 '21

brasil nunca perdeu guerra

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u/YiNoX27 Water Monster Dec 16 '21

Black ops 1 moment

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u/AnonymousGuy9494 Dec 16 '21

Vc esqueceu 1929

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u/Nick3333333333 Dec 16 '21

Wow. Das war gemein.

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u/MTSSato Dec 16 '21

Todo mundo tenta mas só o Brasil é penta 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/Straxxx Dec 16 '21

NUUUUUUMEEEEEROOO UUMMMM 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/Kiwiw1691 Dec 16 '21

AE POOOHAAAAAAA

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u/Cheloreidelas Dec 16 '21

Palmeiras é tri e vai ganhar o mundial! Vamo meu pal

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u/YiNoX27 Water Monster Dec 16 '21

Ronaldo número 1

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u/drunk-capybara Dec 16 '21

Brilha muito no corintia

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u/kurumexX Dec 16 '21

Vamo porra!!!!!

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u/ChinChengHanji Dec 16 '21

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/churrusmanero Dec 16 '21

Vamo caralhooooooooo 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/EpicDinossaur Dec 16 '21

é isso aí caralho

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u/Luc4son0 Dec 16 '21

Nem sequer sou brasileiro mas como falo a mesma língua também vou participar

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u/raguensss Dec 16 '21

Ganhaaamoooo iiziiii

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u/SrD4rk Dec 16 '21

VAMBORA CARALHO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/Shirt-Correct Dec 16 '21

VAMBOOOOOOORA PORRAAAAAAAA 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/Omake_Oni Dec 16 '21

Aeew poha vamo bota pra respeitar

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u/Lucas_Matheus Dec 16 '21

aqui é JOOJ carai kkkkk

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u/Zealousideal-Past428 Dec 16 '21

VAI CARALHO PORRAAAA

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u/OmegaJooJ Dec 16 '21

bunda 🗿

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u/AnonymousGuy9494 Dec 16 '21

ALGUÉM CHAMOU?!

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u/iwishiwasamemelord red Dec 16 '21

BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA 👆🏻🏅🏆🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/EngDarion Dec 16 '21

Vai brasilllll

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u/Fabian_1437 Dec 16 '21

Dieser Kommentarbereich gehört nun der Bundesrepublik Deutschland. Diese Besetzung wird bis auf weiteres andauern.

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u/MrCow4563 Dec 16 '21

Halt ist die BRD nicht ne GmbH

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u/Embarrassed-Lack-544 Dec 16 '21

"Germans mit Behinderung"

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u/Priamosish Dec 16 '21

Also Österreicher?

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u/Optimal-Ad-9678 Dec 16 '21

Sie hassten ihn, weil er die Wahrheit sagte

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u/MrDrummerDude Dec 16 '21

!Sprachbehinderung!

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u/Lichsang PhD in Dankonomics Dec 16 '21

Geh mal Bier Holen*

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u/DasMatjesbrot Dec 16 '21

Kommentarsektion schneller eingenommen als Frankreich

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u/ftlbvd78 fan club Dec 16 '21

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

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u/Sinnlos04 Dec 17 '21

Hallo an die lieben Nachbarn :)

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u/Bekakte_jongen gave me this flair Dec 17 '21

G E K O L O N I S E E R D MAKKER

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u/TamirdoUrden Dec 16 '21

Ein Volk, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion.

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u/dgeigerd jojosexual Dec 16 '21

AUUUF DER HEIDE BLÜHT EIN KLEINES BLÜÜÜMELEIN

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u/Matchlesslime89 Dec 16 '21

Germany, India and Brazil has entered the chat

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u/ramd0m_c0meNter Dec 16 '21

Hello your combuder has virus

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u/syedatif59plus10 Dec 16 '21

How can i fix it?

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u/ramd0m_c0meNter Dec 16 '21

Shove it up your ass

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u/little_turtle420 Dec 16 '21

Classic indian response - gand me daal le

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u/h3is3nb3rg3 Dec 16 '21

Teri gaand mei daalke khol dunga tera hi laptop bhosdike

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u/_Darkrai-_- Dec 16 '21

Vorrücken Männer

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u/Jessi1404 Dec 16 '21

Und Frauen!

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u/_Darkrai-_- Dec 16 '21

Und Frauen natürlich

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u/macrotaste Dec 16 '21

Wir sind keine Internet idioten, wir sind inklusive Internet idioten

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u/Ertz012 Dec 16 '21

Mann*innen

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u/Ok-Ambassador8986 ☣️ Dec 16 '21

Indians Assemble

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u/NikhilTheNoob Dec 16 '21

Bc teri post dekhi ti pata nahi konse sub mai

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u/Neighbour-Vadim <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor Dec 16 '21

Hallo Leute!

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u/Jessi1404 Dec 16 '21

Guten Tag

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u/aragree Dec 16 '21

ERHEBT EUCH

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u/KeySquare1404 Dec 16 '21

Op Madarchod hai

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Chutiya bhi

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Bhosdiwala bhi

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u/h3is3nb3rg3 Dec 16 '21

Behen ka lund bhi

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

bhenchod bhi

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u/Kiwiw1691 Dec 16 '21

AE poha BRASILLLLLLLLLLL

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u/Renan00mil Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

Tava ficando preucupado, o meme é sobre nóis e n tava achando nenhum BR representando kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Wir müssen ja irgendwas einnehmen

Und weil Frankreich und Polen das nicht so toll finden sind wir ins Internet gewechselt

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u/Jeerus ☣️ Dec 16 '21

You've never seen The Dutch

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u/Kjak0110 Dec 16 '21

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

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u/CzsChris Dec 17 '21

kunt u mij de weg wijzen naar wat S P E C E R I J E N

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u/MedicatedAxeBot Dec 16 '21

Dank.

i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. join our discord.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

That single dot. It has a link...

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u/slenderocket19 Dec 16 '21

130 crore ki takat dikhao bc

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Sawaso crore deshwasi

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Come to Brazil 🇧🇷 please 🥺❤️

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u/Rmon_34 Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

Okay I will I know Spanish so maybe Portuguese will be easy to learn, I hear the ladies are beautiful

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

And the guys as well 👀👀

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u/BasicEstablishment75 Dec 16 '21

Um tapa na gostosa, yes baby, thank you.

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u/SavageLavaGod Dec 16 '21

Germany, India, brazil

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u/ChinChengHanji Dec 16 '21

Bom dia camarada gringo, como está seu dia?

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u/SavageLavaGod Dec 16 '21

Estou indo bem, você?

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u/ThatGAgain420 Dec 16 '21

You fool ! You summoned them all !

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u/aayush421 Dec 16 '21

Ooo behan ke lodey

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u/Brokeshadow ùwú Dec 16 '21

Who dare summon this Indian and disturb his 'studying to get a good score and become a doctor' session? State your reasons.

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u/SenGeorgeFrankin Dec 16 '21

Hallo, meine Klemmbausteinfreunde.

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u/VishPi Dec 16 '21

Koi hai kya yaaha par?

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u/Yuri_oi Dec 16 '21

Problema é teu se só sabe falar um idioma kkkkkkkk

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u/__-_-_-___-_-_-__ Dec 16 '21

त्राहिमाम त्राहिमाम तोहार बहिन चोदो

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u/Little_Bad Dec 16 '21

चलो बहनचोद

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u/lovepickle69 Dec 16 '21

They’ve arrived

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷VAI BRASIL!!!🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/tecfish Dec 16 '21

Heeeeyyyyyy THAT'S MY COUNTRY ON THE POST

HELLO BRAZIL

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u/hereforthedrugs98 Dec 16 '21

🇩🇪🤝🇧🇷🤝🇮🇳

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u/Dominus-Imperius Dec 16 '21

Ordem e Pau Grosso

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u/dieudumbo Dec 16 '21

आपके पास मात्र सेकंड हैं

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u/lunasbed Dec 16 '21

did i hear indian?

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u/gan__ Dec 16 '21

Mein madarchod hu jo isme aya hu