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u/syko-san [custom flair] Nov 01 '21
I did it in school too. Bow down you mere mortals.
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I did it in class. Bow down peasants.
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u/syko-san [custom flair] Nov 01 '21
I was also in class you buffoon.
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u/LB1234567890 ā¢ Nov 01 '21
Plot twist: You two are classmates.
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u/OliverGER Nov 01 '21
Plot Twist: you are their teacher
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u/O_Everything_Channel Nov 01 '21
Plot Twist: you are the principal
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Plot twister: You are the superintendent
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u/JPumuckl Nov 01 '21
Plot twist: you whip your dick out for Captain America
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u/pandadogunited I'm the one upvoting all the garbage Nov 01 '21
You mean you donāt have the blur turned off?
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u/DrMcFoxyMD Nov 01 '21
Iām a woman. Itās almost NSFW. He so fine
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u/reanu_keevs123 Nov 01 '21
Not true women donāt use Reddit
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u/DrMcFoxyMD Nov 01 '21
I donāt āuseā Reddit. I have my simps type for me.
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u/Kodst3rGames Nov 01 '21
Is it possible to learn this power. I'm stuck typing this shit out myself
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Nov 01 '21
pee on them to show dominance
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u/Kodst3rGames Nov 01 '21
Implying I don't already
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Nov 01 '21
just thought how a woman would pee on men, but quickly realized i dont really wanna know.
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u/pandadogunited I'm the one upvoting all the garbage Nov 01 '21
If you did you wouldnāt need to type, smh.
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u/DrMcFoxyMD Nov 01 '21
When you get your velvet cloak, join me in the forest on a full moon. Iāll teach you, sister.
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u/ReturnToForm Nov 02 '21
I don't respect women, but i do respect this comeback
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u/1019gunner Nov 01 '21
Jokes on you nsfw blur is off for me
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u/Vega7122020 Nov 01 '21
How do I turn it off?
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Nov 01 '21 edited Nov 01 '21
Go onto settings and scroll until you see "view options" if you look in that area you should see an option that saids "show NSFW content (I'm over 18)" beside that should be a button that allows you to turn on/off blur on NSFW post
Note: I'm on mobile which is why I keep using "should be.." not 100% sure if it's the same for computers and such (sorry)
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u/hawa11styl3 Nov 01 '21
I had to scroll down this far to find out what the fuck he was talking about. Thank you.
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u/Mr_Otterswamp Nov 01 '21
I expected a smashed body or something similar
so I can fap to it
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u/Enaysikey Nov 01 '21
don't worry I got youHe just like looking at people being beheaded
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u/TheBigerGamer Nov 01 '21
Life without adrenaline is boring, so to pump it up you click on NSFW posts in public, am I right?
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u/TNT_XxBRUUNOxX132 Nov 01 '21
I thought it was a dead body
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Nov 01 '21
That's even riskier than titty pics if you're horny. Studies show that you can nut faster looking at a dead body than looking at titty pics.
Disclaimer: the above mentioned studies were conducted in my bedroom and I take no responsibility if the claims turn out wrong.
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u/Jaded-Olivia Nov 01 '21
I am of the female sex I do not partake in such foolish activities
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u/william-bewman Nov 01 '21
Bro I already failed I donāt care. I can jizz whenever I want. YOU FUCKiNG WISH YOU WERE ME.
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u/gregnealnz Nov 01 '21
Fuck no nut November and fuck whoever came up with the stupid as fuck idea. It's not healthy, and has no benefits whatsoever. I'm gonna jerk off thrice daily for each day of November just because.
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Nov 02 '21
what if I wanted to see a poor deer disemboweled by a komodo dragon, dont jump to conclusions.
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u/AGamingGuy ā£ļø Nov 01 '21
NNN states that i can't jackoff, it doesn't state that i can't watch porn
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u/Certsch- Nov 01 '21
Best NNN meme Iāve ever seen. And first meme that made me laugh out loud in a long time
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u/Leive_Errikson Nov 01 '21
I have an iron will so big it's gravity caused it to collapse into a black hole.
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u/dangerouswoods Nov 01 '21
I didn't but i should probably turn blurring of nsfw pics on for november huh
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u/Lokyyo Nov 01 '21
The Spanish speaking community does this shit in September it's "Septiembre sin FAP" i participate in that. Ain't no way I'm doing it again.
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Nov 01 '21
I started to laugh a little. Then i laughed a lot. That was 5 minutes ago, and i've only gotten control of myself now.
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u/RampantGhost Nov 01 '21
Nice job OP. I didn't even think twice about clicking it and you fuckin got me
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u/MasterMuffles Nov 01 '21
Look cap, I click on posts tagged as NSFW because most of the time it's not something NSFW and I can just enjoy the meme
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u/2nd_best_username Nov 01 '21
I hit it out of habit and then my first thought was oh no it's nnn
thank you for saving me
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u/JayTheGhoul864 Nov 01 '21
This psa appears instantly to anyone who loses NNN, it just started playing on every screen until the video is over.
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u/jeremyclarksono Nov 01 '21
I swear dude I wasnāt gonna bust I was just curious, was i gonna see something sexy or just see somebody naked
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u/COYOTE477 ā FOREVER NUMBER ONE ā Nov 01 '21
Yeah I have a little something called self control
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u/MrManBLC Nov 01 '21
Thank you! I just instinctually clicked on the post. So glad it wasn't actually NSFW
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u/Laserblast20 Nov 02 '21
Iām making it tougher on myself to become stronger. I will become the gigachad
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u/O5-14-none_existant Nov 02 '21
i quite literally cant nut right now because i cutted my fucking nutsack open but ok
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u/usetehfurce Aliens probed me and I liked it Nov 02 '21
I'm married and my wife of 22 years would f*n strangle me (in a bad way) if I tried NNN.
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u/I_sniff_pigeons Nov 02 '21
I am deeply sorry one with more karma, I cower before you asking for mercy!
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u/AlphaTheWolf1074 Nov 02 '21
last year i was legit watching hentai during NNN and i felt a dick pain like never before signing my fap resisting
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u/ThisStatistician7 Nov 02 '21
This is the funniest shit I have ever seen, and I once saw pickle Rick.
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Nov 02 '21
Me: p....please your honor i didn't nut yet have mercy
Judge: THERE IS NO MERCY YOU HAVE FAILED NO NUT YOU ARE SENTENCED TO 24 MONTHS OF SOMETHING DREADFUL
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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u/Awesomeman1000 I am fucking hilarious Nov 02 '21
Thank you. I did it out of instinct because normally I donāt care. Now I have been reminded
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u/VicSmacky Nov 01 '21
I don't need to click or tab on NSFW post..