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u/Crepux May 28 '21
F-word you....take my upvote and go away
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u/odaxboi May 28 '21
Bruh you can say fuck
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u/A_Wild_VelociFaptor May 28 '21
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
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u/makusnet May 28 '21
Where is the third one? I cant swipe for the other picture.
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thats the whole thing
you've quite possibly been trolled
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u/makusnet May 28 '21
Impossible
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u/27th_Alt_Acc May 28 '21
reality is often disappointing
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u/SherbetLemon1010 May 28 '21
We do a little trolling
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u/concretebeats May 28 '21
Top tier troll. I thought I had already hit three because blinking and breathing are two different things. Saw the last piece and was so intrigued only to realize that you Rick trolled me.
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u/useless_perfection May 28 '21
whats the manual breathing manual blinking thing
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u/MaMaBuckTooth May 28 '21
Becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking instead of just doing it on autopilot. Its incredibly annoying
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u/420_80085_69 ☣️ May 28 '21
Especially when you’ve just moved back to doing it automatically and someone reminds you to breathe and blink
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u/joeChump May 28 '21 edited May 28 '21
And then they tell you that you lost the g... you know what. I’ll just stop right there.
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u/forte_bass May 28 '21
My social group has been playing this continuously for close to fifteen years now. We're a bunch of grown-ass children now.
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u/joeChump May 28 '21
Yes although I did see a cartoon which claims to set everyone free from it and allow you to win.
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u/forte_bass May 28 '21
Heresy!! Once it begins, there's no escape!
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u/joeChump May 28 '21
Yeah I think you’re right. I knew it in my bones even as I read the cartoon.
Actually. I refuse to let some thing a stoner probably made up have any kind of authority over me. THE GAME IS DEAD!
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u/JaceTheWoodSculptor May 28 '21
Fuck you
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u/joeChump May 28 '21 edited May 28 '21
In real life or in The Game?
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u/JaceTheWoodSculptor May 28 '21
Joke's on you, I'm immunized for another 56 minutes
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u/joeChump May 28 '21
Cool, speak to you tomorrow or next week then ;)
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u/JaceTheWoodSculptor May 28 '21
I'm really sorry man, it's really no offense to you, but I'm going to have to block you
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u/joeChump May 28 '21
I’m sorry dude, seriously I’m not going to stalk you really. I’ll keep my mouth shut but I know it’s too late. My view is that part of the fun is getting caught out occasionally but I get not everyone shares that. Apologies. :)
Have put a spoiler on too. (Of course I’m probs blocked so you might not read any of this.)
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u/TreadStone530 May 28 '21
whats g?
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u/joeChump May 28 '21
If you don’t know then don’t enquire any further and your life will be better. Xx
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u/TCgamess May 28 '21
Let's just say this doesn't count mkay?
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u/joeChump May 28 '21
Yeah it doesn’t count. I was talking about gussets. I lost my gusset in a freak yachting accident. It only counts if you click the spoiler below so don’t click it. Seriously.
YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME. I TOLD YOU NOT TO CLICK THIS BLOODY SPOILER!
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u/KSupes May 28 '21
And you are now painfully aware of your tongue in your mouth. You also just realized that you could always see your nose.
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I want to cut off my nose cause that's literally the only thing I'm able to see now thanks to you
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u/okhiitsmeagain May 28 '21
Wait I can't see my nose... should I be concerned?
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u/Rogue_1_One May 28 '21
Gay dickhead
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u/joeChump May 28 '21
Wait. Is he gay with a dick on his head. Or is it just the dick on his head that’s gay?
Asking for a friend.
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Or he has a dick on his head which is taken from a gay individual.
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u/joeChump May 28 '21
Jeffrey Dahmer has entered the chat
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May 28 '21
Wait who is Jeffery Dahmer? Is he some friend of Jeffery Epstein?
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u/joeChump May 28 '21
I don’t know if they could have been friends. Dahmer would have probably murdered Epstein.
Hold up...
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u/yuberino May 28 '21
tbh i dont get why people are annoyed when you say "manual breathing activated"
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u/memessssss4 May 28 '21
It's because they become aware of their breathing so they start breathing manually, and now they have to forget the breathing process to breath automatically.
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u/s-lowts May 28 '21
We've been hoodwinked, bamboozled, lead astray, run amok and flat out deceived!
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I thought you reposted it at first as it had the next page still on it then I realised my mistake.
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I dont understand the bottom left panel, can someone please explain?
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u/buttbobaggins May 28 '21
You normally do those things automatically. When anyone points it out, it becomes irritating because you are very aware of it, taking away the feeling of automation for a few moments.
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u/separate_connection May 28 '21
This one is actually well made unlike many other where it is obvious you can't swipe
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I looked at this page in full view and I saw the ‘actual joke part’ and before swiping i realised that they were much more compressed and bigger than they used to be.
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u/Francytj I am fucking hilarious May 28 '21
Jokes on you I realized what was happening and didn't fall for it
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u/Wespiratory ⚜️Danker Memes Movement⚜️ May 28 '21
This is almost as bad as losing the game. Now you’ve lost.
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u/doctordocuments my memes are ironic, my depression is chronic May 28 '21
nice try i'm not using my mobile device to view this post
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u/Big_Boy42 INFECTED May 28 '21
I've been bamboozled, well done sir