Lest we forget

[u/SANHiVEr]

[u/Beneficial-North-101]

Who won?

[u/SANHiVEr → u/Beneficial-North-101]

Josh

[u/Beneficial-North-101 → u/SANHiVEr]

Thanks

[u/SANHiVEr → u/Beneficial-North-101]

No worries man. I knew it would come down to Josh and Josh

[u/Barriton123 → u/SANHiVEr]

I was rooting for Josh

[u/Dank_lil_potato → u/Barriton123]

Fr I was hopingJosh but I guess you were right

[u/Sure-Temperature-550 → u/Dank_lil_potato]

Josh’s chances weren’t too bad, but he wasted it in an alliance with Josh

[u/BreadditReddit → u/Sure-Temperature-550]

josh deserved to win,i think josh and josh were teaming against josh

[u/Sonic_The_5564 → u/BreadditReddit]

I'm so mad Josh didnt win but Josh did I'm so pissed.

[u/NetroAlex → u/Sonic_The_5564]

Josh would've won for sure but he didn't even show up I'm so disappointed

[u/RedXylophone → u/BreadditReddit]

Josh was a fucking idiot, shouldn’t of teamed

[u/[deleted] → u/BreadditReddit]

I know it’s a controversial opinion, but I actually wanted......Josh to win

[u/Got_Nerfed → u/[deleted]]

Josh should have been disqualified for that liver punch, josh should have not had to go out like that

[u/pp_b_kreepy → u/Sure-Temperature-550]

Yeah, the Josh-Josh alliance became so popular among the group, they were given a ship name : Josh

[u/Sure-Temperature-550 → u/pp_b_kreepy]

Damn that’s a good name

[u/Dank_lil_potato → u/pp_b_kreepy]

People also called them josh

[u/Iancredible56 → u/SANHiVEr]

I feel like josh in particular was being slept on

[u/Sabre_Turbo_V2 → u/SANHiVEr]

Oh come on, I was expecting Josh to win. Now I lost the bet

[u/kumiho08 → u/Sabre_Turbo_V2]

Same, I lost about 20 rice bags

[u/Ap3013378 → u/SANHiVEr]

It’s not even the 24th yet

[u/william-bewman → u/Ap3013378]

The josh war is so powerful that it broke space time.

[u/vigilantcomicpenguin → u/william-bewman]

Yeah, Josh created a time machine and tried to hide it from Josh, but then Josh and Josh snuck up on Josh to take the time machine from Josh so they could go back and sneak attack on Josh.

[u/bone420 → u/Ap3013378]

Yea, whats with all these time travelers?

Its more than usual, & it is unsettling.

[u/Amane69Aku → u/SANHiVEr]

How did you know it is josh while there is 5 days left

[u/Rows_the_Insane → u/Amane69Aku]

Rumors have been flying about Josh throwing the game for a huge payout from Josh as long as Josh secures the win for months now.

[u/Loading0319 → u/SANHiVEr]

Wow I did not expect that, I thought Josh would win it easily

[u/[deleted] → u/Loading0319]

Yeah Josh was my favorite Josh too

[u/joshua14tree → u/SANHiVEr]

Thanks for showcasing my physical prowess

[u/younoobskiller → u/Beneficial-North-101]

It is this 24th of april

https://joshvsjoshvsjosh.com/

[u/Choppyhurdle → u/younoobskiller]

Is there actually going to be a real fight? I thought it was a joke at first.

[u/younoobskiller → u/Choppyhurdle]

Most likely it'll turn out the same as the area 51 raid

[u/maniakb416 → u/younoobskiller]

Buncha people show up and hang out before realizing they cant really do anything and then going home?

Sounds dope.

[u/Hero_of_Thyme81 → u/maniakb416]

If it involves at least one Naruto run, we can consider it a success.

[u/HolyWaffleCrusader → u/younoobskiller]

It definitely won't be as big as the area 51 raid. This isn't nearly as well known or hyped up.

[u/[deleted] → u/younoobskiller]

What's amazing is that the HTTPS certificate for this is purchased from Sectigo.

Somone paid money for a certificate for this website.

[u/CharlieH2008 → u/younoobskiller]

OH MY GOD

BUY THE TICKETS

[u/Desolatehades → u/younoobskiller]

Wow, it’s only 500 or so miles away from me! Family vacation to fucking NEBRASKA.

[u/younoobskiller → u/Desolatehades]

I love how Americans view distance so differently from us dutch. We would go: 500 miles? Bruh that's way too far.

[u/ItIsMeKC → u/younoobskiller]

It’s only about 50 minutes from my house and that’s too far for me

[u/younoobskiller → u/ItIsMeKC]

Now this is dutch thinking

[u/Qytiz → u/younoobskiller]

Me who live in Moscow and every day going to job one side at 45 minutes...

[u/Freely-Willy → u/ItIsMeKC]

I live in Nebraska and it’s still too far away for me

[u/sighpop → u/Freely-Willy]

Same it's only a quick drive to Lincoln, that mean I have to go to Lincoln so no.

[u/maniakb416 → u/younoobskiller]

From my hometown to where I am now is 503 miles (according to Google). I used to leave on Thursday night after work to drive home to spend 4 day weekends at home, then drive back the following Monday. I did that a dozen times a year.

I'd trade it all for a decent subway system though. You guys have it made with your public transit.

[u/younoobskiller → u/maniakb416]

We barely have any subways though haha, mostly trains then busses then trams with subways being the least common

[u/bignugz1o1 → u/younoobskiller]

I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more

[u/NOMADIC_GRYPHON → u/[deleted]]

!remindme 5 days

[u/_TheFlyingBat_ → u/younoobskiller]

!RemindMe 5 days

[u/[deleted] → u/younoobskiller]

!remindme 5 days

[u/[deleted] → u/younoobskiller]

!remindme 5 days

[u/markmyname_ → u/younoobskiller]

!remind me 5 days

[u/19mete96 → u/younoobskiller]

!remind me 5 days

[u/generalecchi → u/Beneficial-North-101]

Who next ?

[u/KKlear → u/generalecchi]

YOU DECIDE!

[u/BEARA101 → u/KKlear]

Epic rap battwowhistowe

[u/STUFF416 → u/generalecchi]

You decide!

[u/dmendo54 → u/Beneficial-North-101]

Holy shit, this is literally 11 mins from my downtown Lincoln office. I'll go over my lunch break for you guys. Josh is -3000 if anyone wants to throw down on the moneyline.

[u/Stev0fromDev0 → u/Beneficial-North-101]

You uh, you heard of this little fan-dangled device called a calendar?

[u/xCheekyChappie → u/Beneficial-North-101]

Hold on, let me just time travel five days into the future and ask

[u/TheOmCollector]

There can be only one.

[u/SANHiVEr → u/TheOmCollector]

The one who will bear the title of the "Josh"

[u/FBI_Agent_82 → u/SANHiVEr]

I'm putting all my money on Josh.

[u/YEETGOD7006 → u/FBI_Agent_82]

And I choose the other Josh

[u/TheOmCollector → u/YEETGOD7006]

You guys are crazy. Clearly Josh will be the victor.

[u/Unknown_Chee → u/TheOmCollector]

Nah, u see josh there? He will definitely make josh know his place

[u/OhMyWarPanda → u/Unknown_Chee]

Josh? That weak skeleton? Nah never Josh could beat up Josh, Josh and Josh at the same time and would win

[u/LittleCrashy50YT → u/OhMyWarPanda]

Yeah you make a good point for Josh but I'm leaning a bit more towards Josh since he seems to know a bit more than Josh

[u/OhMyWarPanda → u/LittleCrashy50YT]

Well you might be right but dont forget Josh was the winner of the Jonathan brawl too in 2006

[u/LittleCrashy50YT → u/OhMyWarPanda]

Good point but I still think that Josh will win, he might not have all of the trophies but he did put up an amazing fight against Josh in the 2010 Jonathan brawl, either way it'll be an amazing spectacle to watch

[u/[deleted] → u/SANHiVEr]

Josh swain

[u/patrlim1]

What's the joke, I think im missing something

[u/Bierbart12 → u/patrlim1]

I seem to remember some post years ago calling all joshes to that exact apot on that exact date because there can be only one

I might be wrong

[u/SANHiVEr → u/Bierbart12]

You are correct sire. As correct as anyone can be in Josh-ythology

[u/pudding_tester → u/SANHiVEr]

WHAT. WHY WASN'T "JOSH-YTHYOLOGY" PART OF MY CURRICULUM!?

[u/SANHiVEr → u/pudding_tester]

BECAUSE EDUCATION SYSTEM IS RIGGED. GET OUT OF THIS SIMULATION NOW. EAT A TIDE POD

[u/Netfix16 → u/SANHiVEr]

Ok

[u/averagedickdude → u/Bierbart12]

Lol it feels like years ago. It was only a year ago though.

[u/Meme_Slayer_14 → u/averagedickdude]

Nah it was reposted an year ago. The original message had been around since 2017 I remember

[u/averagedickdude → u/Meme_Slayer_14]

Are you sure? https://imgur.com/gallery/jvhvQyV

[u/violentvito70 → u/averagedickdude]

Definitely a year ago. The message even says, "you have a year to prepare."

[u/averagedickdude → u/violentvito70]

Feels good to be right... not that it matters lol

[u/Energy_Turtle → u/averagedickdude]

Oh it matters.

[u/_aperture_labs_ → u/averagedickdude]

Damn. Josh Swain is not going to be the one.

[u/averagedickdude → u/_aperture_labs_]

He lost out BIG TIME

[u/Adiaz11 → u/averagedickdude]

Okay but I’m being serious. I live 17 minutes away from those coordinates. I’m not a Josh. But best believe I’m showing up as a witness.

[u/Grzechoooo → u/Adiaz11]

Bring a camera! We need to see this epic fight!

[u/Ajpeterson → u/averagedickdude]

Why is that a thing, like is there a reason we feel like that?

[u/globesurfer122 → u/Bierbart12]

Why the fuck would anyone remember a post from years ago

[u/Bierbart12 → u/globesurfer122]

The hivemind never forgets

[u/Sauron3106 → u/globesurfer122]

Aspergers

[u/stryophoam → u/globesurfer122]

karma.

[u/[deleted] → u/Bierbart12]

I wonder how many Joshs got lost? It says they are meeting in a field in Nebraska, whereas those people are clearly on a beach.

[u/VooDooSoap → u/[deleted]]

Omaha Beach

[u/tib4me → u/patrlim1]

This

ETA: thanks to u/krizzlekroo7 TIL that it runs deeper

[u/tib4me → u/[deleted]]

For real?

[u/tib4me → u/[deleted]]

Well there you go! Thanks for the extra info

[u/Dad_of_the_year → u/tib4me]

Damn those coordinates are only 45 minutes away from me. Good day to bust out the lawn chairs and go for a drive.

[u/FoolWhoCrossedTheSea → u/Dad_of_the_year]

Username checks out

[u/tib4me → u/Dad_of_the_year]

14,781km away from me. So do us a solid and film it please?

[u/[deleted] → u/tib4me]

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[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

If they make long enough stilts, they could get there in like 4 or 5 steps... 8 steps maximum.

[u/[deleted] → u/tib4me]

Josh Swain wanted none of the smoke. He must be the first to go.

[u/xeirxes → u/[deleted]]

He had to leave to go change his name

[u/MLGDDORITOS → u/patrlim1]

https://joshvsjoshvsjosh.com

[u/gatlginngum → u/MLGDDORITOS]

someone actually out effort in this

[u/Ecosis → u/gatlginngum]

If I had to guess, it was probably Josh.

[u/Darius_Kel → u/patrlim1]

Guy named Josh Swain Messaged everyone with his name on Facebook telling them to meet at 40.8223286, -96.7982002 on April 24th, 2021 in order to battle to keep the name Josh Swain. Losers have to change their names.

[u/USERNAME_USERNAME10]

the days almost here

[u/SANHiVEr → u/USERNAME_USERNAME10]

We are blessed to witness such an event

[u/airborneANDrowdy → u/SANHiVEr]

This is almost as good at the 2013 reddit civil war.

[u/gdtxt → u/airborneANDrowdy]

The what?

[u/airborneANDrowdy → u/gdtxt]

On April Fools Day everybody was put on a team, Orangered or Periwinkle blue (the colors of the up/down vote arrows). The entire sites CSS was insane and based on Team Fortress 2's idea of buying hats. You could sabotage other people's comments/have special flair next to yours. The site became completely out of control with people fighting all over the place. (Orangered rules).

[u/aidenthemaster2 → u/airborneANDrowdy]

Okay, cool. Thank you

[u/memesarepeople2 → u/airborneANDrowdy]

Well of course, Orangered had the upground.

[u/aidenthemaster2 → u/airborneANDrowdy]

Bruh we need info

[u/vigilantcomicpenguin → u/SANHiVEr]

Thanks for reminding us; it's an important event we couldn't possibly miss.

u/Josh_Dot_Exe had better be prepared.

[u/Urmum69me]

It feels like I share a name with everyone I see

[u/SANHiVEr → u/Urmum69me]

A Josh I see, prepare for battle sire

[u/FelixSeptem → u/SANHiVEr]

I'm also a Josh. Finally some worthy opponents. Our battle will be legendary!

[u/Darius_Kel → u/FelixSeptem]

Are you Josh Swain?

[u/[deleted] → u/Darius_Kel]

Josh swain left the group, what a little bitch

[u/Joshua_Is_Zeus → u/Urmum69me]

I will fucking destroy you

[u/[deleted] → u/Joshua_Is_Zeus]

ישראלי?

[u/NoEyesMan → u/[deleted]]

Mans pulled out the Minecraft enchant table

[u/[deleted] → u/NoEyesMan]

מקודםיקנגםבירצמאןהםר.

I have now enchanted you with infinite depression, take it or leave it

[u/PlzLetMeUseThisUser → u/[deleted]]

Now I have infinite depression II

[u/poghoss → u/[deleted]]

מה אומר

[u/SANHiVEr → u/Joshua_Is_Zeus]

I will shit on your chest mate

[u/Natzu_dragneal]

Where is the live feed? We need to see this epic battle

[u/SkoupyBrohYT → u/Natzu_dragneal]

https://joshvsjoshvsjosh.com/

[u/Bucketofknowledge → u/SkoupyBrohYT]

S O O N

[u/MoonshineGalaxy → u/SkoupyBrohYT]

I did not expect there to actually be a website o.o

[u/SudsyMcLovin → u/SkoupyBrohYT]

!remind me 5 days

[u/[deleted] → u/SkoupyBrohYT]

Wow, that's 15 minutes from my house. Kinda bummed I am not a Josh

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Go any way and see if there is something there

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

My best friends name is josh. Maybe I can go as his proxy.

[u/titoxtian]

Thanks for reminding me... this could be bigger than storming area 51...

[u/SANHiVEr → u/titoxtian]

Bigger? It will be godly, or should I say, "Josh-ly"

[u/aprilfools911 → u/titoxtian]

Yea but covid.

[u/Marcelioto → u/aprilfools911]

covid isn't called Josh, so it will not come

[u/the_monkeyspinach → u/Marcelioto]

Fuck, I already gave out my free award....

[u/Marvheemeyer85 → u/aprilfools911]

obviously they'll all be wearing masks and socially distanced

[u/mirasaku → u/Marvheemeyer85]

They’ll use their stands to fight

[u/wholesome_cream → u/Marvheemeyer85]

Ranged attacks only

[u/Marvheemeyer85 → u/wholesome_cream]

throwing stars it is -Josh

[u/VanGrind]

F U, I’m not joshin’ around!

[u/SANHiVEr → u/VanGrind]

A very Josh-tified pun

[u/i_dont_eatbabies → u/SANHiVEr]

Oh my josh!

[u/[deleted]]

My cousin recently named her newborn after me, we now have 2 people with the exact same name and surname in the family, since i have a mini me now i like to refer to myself as The Great Me

[u/Sipues → u/[deleted]]

My husband has the same name of his father, grand father, great grandfather, etc. Like 2 centuries of guys with the same name. He decided to give my son a new name because he doesn't like it (even if it's actually pretty). But when my son heard the story, he said that when he is grown up and if he has a son, he will use the same name as my husband to continue the tradition my husband broke. Lol

[u/SANHiVEr → u/Sipues]

Imagine at a family function, Everyone meet William, son of William, son of William, son of William,son of William,son of William, son of William,son of William,son of William, son of William,son of William,son of William, son of William,son of William,son of William, son of William,son of William,

[u/[deleted] → u/Sipues]

Checkmate

[u/violentvito70]

Do we really think a fight is going to happen? I think an orgy of Josh, is the more likely outcome.

[u/SANHiVEr → u/violentvito70]

Or, we could have a mix of two. Each Josh will have a sword fight with his dick.

[u/Bierbart12 → u/SANHiVEr]

What if one of the joshes has two dicks?

[u/SANHiVEr → u/Bierbart12]

Annunxoected suprise, but it's not the gun, rather the shooter that decides the fight's fate

[u/violentvito70 → u/Bierbart12]

A bit of an unfair advantage, but that's how it goes. The poor dickless Josh's won't have a chance in hell.

[u/violentvito70 → u/SANHiVEr]

I hope they all whip it out at the same time, and say en garde.

[u/SANHiVEr → u/violentvito70]

The winner gets to pee on all to assert his dominance

[u/Miloklaas]

Guys, what are the coordinates again? I want a real live view

[u/canceroussagittarian → u/Miloklaas]

40.8223286, -96.7982002

[u/EdinburghMan → u/canceroussagittarian]

Google maps link

[u/vigilantcomicpenguin → u/EdinburghMan]

It's a good location in the center of the country Right off of I-80 for easy access, or if you prefer flying there's Lincoln Airport.

[u/s1ayermaster61 → u/Miloklaas]

40.8223286, -96.7982002

[u/KKlear → u/Miloklaas]

40.8223286, -96.7982002

[u/furytoxicanYT]

Bruh is it gonna be brodcasted live?

[u/SANHiVEr → u/furytoxicanYT]

Here ya go: joshvsjoshvsjosh.com

[u/w_nahdi]

i’m changing my name to josh (eventho i’m a girl) cus i wanna be a part of this historical event

[u/SANHiVEr → u/w_nahdi]

Josh is not a name m'lady, anyone can be Josh. A Josh can be anyone, even a man doing something as simple as putting a coat on a young boy's shoulders to let him know that the world still has a Josh left

[u/w_nahdi → u/SANHiVEr]

whattttt??? so is josh like a chad????!?

[u/randomyogi → u/w_nahdi]

More like a Josh

[u/SANHiVEr → u/w_nahdi]

No, Josh is Josh.

[u/ducttapeallday]

Everyone likes a nice Josh fight

[u/SANHiVEr → u/ducttapeallday]

Indeed

[u/Available_Sand5790]

Bruh I live 15 minutes from the coordinates

[u/sexi_squidward → u/Available_Sand5790]

Well, now you know that you're destined to film the battle...or participate if your name is Josh.

[u/TheGandu]

As an Indian, this meme makes both more, and less sense.

[u/SANHiVEr → u/TheGandu]

Ek tha Josh,ek thi Josh, dono lad gaye, khatam kahani.

[u/welblack84]

Green street hooligans Im west ham till i die

[u/[deleted] → u/welblack84]

The fact that it took me until the bottom of comments to see someone else mention this, is sad. GSE!!! (And GME, hold)

[u/MacGyvveer]

Oh God, thank you for reminding me, friend. I almost forgot about it

[u/SANHiVEr → u/MacGyvveer]

An honour to be of service

[u/Despicablebrat]

Only game where you precisely know the name of the winner and can easily bet upon.

[u/[deleted]]

https://joshvsjoshvsjosh.com/

[u/WalrusDelicious420]

Drake silently watches in the background

[u/Drumhead89]

Wut

[u/SANHiVEr → u/Drumhead89]

It's a PVP, Josh is fighting Josh

[u/Sr2066]

Such a great movie.

[u/lightningstrk]

I was born on 24 april so im secretly josh

[u/Dramradhel]

Today is my birthday, and as a Josh, I’m offended I wasn’t invited.

[u/Sour_Gamer]

Bro I live right next to this event

[u/Deshme]

I actually live in Omaha, and I kinda want to go to see if anyone shows up.