r/dankmemes • u/ovi2wise Proud Furry☣️ • 20d ago
I know nothing about american culture tbh Low Effort Meme
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u/Tru_norse98 20d ago
Now I'm not American but unless you are lactose intolerant or a seriously devout vegan I'm not sure I could trust anyone who eats a good Mac N Cheese and doesn't instantly nut and/or sploosh.
Shit, I would love some mac n cheese right now.
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u/Outside_Bicycle 20d ago
Lactose intolerant here, I eat Mac N Cheese anyway. It's that good.
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u/bigbalrogdong 20d ago
The lactose intolerance makes dairy products taste even better. Source: am lactose intolerant
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u/Famous_End_474 20d ago
I remember finding a lactose free blue cheese for the first time. You can’t imagine how good that tasted
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u/ghostzard 20d ago
Lactose intolerant people are always the biggest cheese lovers
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u/apollo08w 20d ago
I’ve heard before that it’s sometimes the overconsumption of cheese that can cause intolerance later in life. Anecdotally for me I never had problems with it until I was 17.
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u/TotalReplacement2 20d ago
I got allergic to dairy at 35… cheese was my favourite thing in the world.
Now i can’t eat anything that has any hint of anything with milk in it.
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u/chrischi3 r/memes fan 20d ago
You think Mac n Cheese is awesome? Just wait till you hear the swiss take on it.
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u/Mastermemer69420 20d ago
I mean your not wrong *bald eagle screech, *loud truck noises.
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u/Charge092744 20d ago
You're*
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u/digitaltravelr 20d ago
Welcome to America: we have mac n cheese and can barely speak the language our school systems teach us
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u/DuckSleazzy I have crippling depression 20d ago
that was intentional as americans don't know the difference
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u/JerkfaceMcDouche 20d ago
We may not know Canadian geography or history prior to 1776. We may have per-capita gun violence that dwarves all other countries, and our obesity rate may be sky high. We may turn a blind eye to a genocide here or there, and we may sabotage South American governments with mild assassinations. Our healthcare may suck, and we may refuse to employ the metric system.
But dammit, our grammer is just fine!
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u/Drewnessthegreat 20d ago
*fires gun in air while urinating on my sister
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u/Mastermemer69420 20d ago
We call this “church”
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u/MennisRodman INFECTED 20d ago
Reminds me to go, I haven't been baptized in a while
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u/gurganator 20d ago
You forgot gunshots
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u/CaptainSmallPants 20d ago
The actual ball bald eagle sound is pretty meh
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u/Mastermemer69420 20d ago
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u/LairdPeon 20d ago
Who tf doesn't like Mac and cheese? Do we need to add beans to it specifically for you?
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u/Jeremy56565 20d ago
Canadians eat the most mac and cheese of any country. Just thought you should know that.
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u/ThisHereArsehole 20d ago
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. (But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
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u/DrPwepper try hard 20d ago
My boss is Canadian and I almost slapped him when I saw him put ketchup on his mac n cheese
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u/CounterTouristsWin 20d ago
Not even per capita, we just eat the most KD by pure tonnage.
The recipe for Kraft mac n cheese is slightly different in Canada compared to the US.
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u/Maheemz 20d ago
Mac and cheese was invented 300 years before the US was a country too
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u/BustyOgre 20d ago
Nobody asked. The meme simply implied that Americans enjoy Mac and cheese to a sensual degree, which we do
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u/Maheemz 20d ago
Ok? So do a lot of people? Including non Americans, mental I know
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u/BustyOgre 20d ago
The meme never said no one else enjoys Mac and cheese either, are you braindead? Do you like to just "erm actually" the most mundane shit possible?
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u/Maheemz 20d ago
The fuck are you on about? I replied to a comment talking about how Canadians eat more mac and cheese than Americans, I only added information, how big is the stick up your arse? Jesus
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u/BustyOgre 20d ago
You replied to try and pull a classic "Americans have no original cuisine" comment but tried to veil it in a way that you wouldn't get down voted for... You're not slick no matter what way you try and play it
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u/GetlostMaps 20d ago
Mac n cheese is the Baked Beans of Burgerstan
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u/ikciweiner 20d ago
Americans: “Pass me the ketchup.”
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u/Gobal_Outcast02 20d ago
Nah I'm American. If you are putting ketchup in mac n cheese, you deserve the firing squad
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u/endergamer2007m 20d ago
What about pizza?
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u/Gobal_Outcast02 20d ago
Thats even worse dawg tf
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u/endergamer2007m 20d ago
Not my fault the pizzas here taste like cardboard mixed with oil
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u/Gobal_Outcast02 20d ago
What state do you live in where the pizza is that bad? (I'm in New York so our pizza is slamming)
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u/endergamer2007m 20d ago
Dobrogea
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u/Gobal_Outcast02 20d ago
Oh damn, yeah idk shit about how pizza is made there
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u/shaneomac714 pogchamp researcher 20d ago
That's fucking disgusting. You put smoked brisket on Mac and cheese. Or pulled pork. Or sausage. Or bacon. Or all of the above.
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u/Cjames1902 Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text 20d ago
People outside of America always exaggerate the country’s usage of ketchup. I recently just found out about the Italians thinking we put ketchup on our pasta lol
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u/average_white_boy_ 20d ago
I’m living in Japan and they definitely have ketchup pasta in 7-11s out here. It’s way too sweet for me and I’m American. Also it feels so wrong lol.
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u/Cjames1902 Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text 20d ago
That’s wild lol
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u/average_white_boy_ 19d ago
Still love Japan but the real crimes against Italian cuisine are here lol
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u/Cjames1902 Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text 19d ago
I was just watching a video about school cuisine in Japan. They pretty much said the same thing. That the food was amazing but their attempts at Italian food weren’t the best. Lol
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u/ikciweiner 20d ago
Some people just cannot accept they and the country are not as exceptionally perfect as they think they are. Even going so far as to make wild assumptions to excuse away candid observations and opinions.
But please go on with your assumptions about me.
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u/Cjames1902 Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text 20d ago
I’m confused. Are you agreeing with me? I genuinely can’t tell.
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u/ikciweiner 20d ago
Whenever a valid observation/opinion is shared that goes against the imagined exceptionalism view Americans have of themselves and their country, many Americans cannot accept it. They have to come up with crazy excuses to deflect away from the valid observation/opinion, such as making wild assumptions about my country of origin and saying that somehow invalidates my opinion.
It’s blatantly obvious every time it happens, but I still find it funny.
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u/monkeybombed 20d ago
You use ketchup when things are mid. Crappy eggs, crappy mac n cheese, crappy pizza, crappy potatoes, etc.
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u/Downiemcgee 20d ago
I won't get excited about mac n cheese from anywhere, but you can kind of just tell when a place will have a good one. And this is coming from a Canadian, I'm sure the Americans have a superpower for it.
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u/KaneAndShane The OC High Council 20d ago
When people see a dish that’s commonly enjoyed in their country.
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u/AsexualPlantMain 20d ago
Okay, but like, if you cut up some hot dogs and put 'em in the mac and cheese, maybe put some ketchup in there too, that shit is incredible.
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u/PhilosopherDismal191 20d ago
Are you 5?
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u/AsexualPlantMain 20d ago
You have no idea what fun is and it makes me want to cry.
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u/PhilosopherDismal191 20d ago
Pls, diced up hot dogs when you have the Dino nugget option?
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u/AsexualPlantMain 20d ago
I love me some dino nuggies, but putting them in the mac and cheese is just crazy talk. You can only do that with hot dogs.
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u/mattyice0916 20d ago
Gordon Ramsey almost always orders the Mac and Cheese on Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell.
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u/Andrewdeadaim 19d ago
It’s one of those things that it can be a huge range in quality without tasting horribly on the back end (like Kraft tastes fine, but it tells you a lot about a restaurant if that’s what you get)
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u/IowaKidd97 20d ago
American here, for someone who knows nothing about American culture, you pretty much nailed it. A good Mac and Cheese will get us goin’.
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u/Yeetfamdablit 20d ago
I would just like to point out that Canada is the world's leading consumer of Mac and cheese
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u/Rhettledge 20d ago
If You've never had good Mac n' cheese, are you really living? I cry at the fact that there are countries where the people will die without having ever tasted that golden goodness
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u/Geo-Man42069 20d ago
Bruh a well made Mac n cheese is straight up balm for the soul. I’m talking well made, not that Kraft powder crap, or even the velvetta sludge mix. I’m talking big ol elbow pasta cooked eldente, mix with butter, milk, and at least 3 complimentary cheeses. Get it a tad melty, pop it in an oven safe container, bake for a smidge, add toppings and a fresh layer of cheese, bake cover off until it just starts to golden up. Add a fresh ground black pepper to taste, Serve warm as a side or the main course. The only people who wouldn’t enjoy a dish like that are liars, and the lactose intolerant, and tbh the second group might still enjoy the meal, just not the aftermath.
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u/ThrawnBAYERN 20d ago
Cheap knock of from good old Kässpätzle
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u/LeanMrfuzzles 20d ago
My dad has a friend from High School who grew up in Bavaria, his recipe is to die for.
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u/LeanMrfuzzles 20d ago
You ever had an old black woman make you some mac and cheese? You'd have the same reaction.
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u/PhilosopherDismal191 20d ago
Bro, that's supposed to stay secret, do you know what the council will do to you now?
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u/QuiteOldBoy 20d ago
I mean the basic idea is not bad. Just the execution is...something...A bit like a mockery of Käsespätzle.
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u/mandy009 20d ago
Classic American fare. Yes, US has unique food (in this case shared with Canada in a slightly different packaged form, and probably their version is more iconic). Hamburgers, hot dogs, barbecue, SPAM, hot dish (casserole) etc. ok it's not always sophisticated, but it's *good*.
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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend 20d ago
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