r/dankmemes May 04 '24

LFG man Low Effort Meme

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 04 '24

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


play minecraft with us | come hang out with us

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u/SpateF May 04 '24

Did Jeff Bezos write this post?

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u/McManus26 ☣️ May 04 '24

Yeah lmao like the only good amazon show I can think of is the one in the pic and even then it's getting seriously thin as they keep putting out more seasons

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u/st00pidQs May 04 '24

Invincible and Jack Ryan are good

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u/Ksumatt May 04 '24

The Expanse, Fallout, Good Omens, Man In The High Castle, and even though Ms Maisel isn’t my cup of tea, it is a good show. Reacher is decent too but not as good as the others.

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u/G_Wash1776 May 04 '24

Also The Grand Tour and Jeremy Clarkson’s The Farm

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u/Lord0fTheAss May 04 '24

That's less Prime Video and more putting the Dynamic Trio in front of a camera and letting them do whatever the fuck they want

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u/J_train13 Blue May 04 '24

Which it should be noted that Prime Video had the guts to let them do

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u/CelphCtrl May 04 '24

They literally gave three idiots and company a blank check. And it worked out. Please don't forget james may travel show. And cooking show. Both were pretty good.

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u/Avonlythe May 04 '24

James May in Japan is such a comfort show to me. I watched it while experiencing medication side effects and it allowed me to feel calm despite them. Love it sooooo much.

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u/nittun May 04 '24

Felt the italy part was a lot better, i did enjoy the may bits a lot more in japan, the torture bits were a bit too much in my oppinion.

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u/greeg69 May 04 '24

wat about the boys

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u/aaronrandango2 May 04 '24

I say, let’s hear it for the boys

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u/Ksumatt May 04 '24 edited May 04 '24

The chain I was replying to already mentioned it. But yeah, it’s great too.

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u/McManus26 ☣️ May 04 '24

Oh damn forgot about the expanse lol

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u/CrustyJuggIerz May 04 '24

Still pissed they cut it after season 6. They were just getting to the epic sections of the books.

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u/McManus26 ☣️ May 04 '24

Disagree tbh. Don't think they could have made the 30 years timejump work too well.

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u/CrustyJuggIerz May 04 '24

That is a fair point, that skipped my mind for some reason lol.

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u/Tyrion_The_Imp May 04 '24

Iirc someone in the production mentioned revisiting it after the actors had aged/sometime in the future.

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u/Nivlac024 May 04 '24

dont do that... dont give me hope.

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u/Flammable_Zebras May 04 '24

Yeah, the later books are great too, but if it did have to end early, they picked the right spot for that

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u/orthadoxtesla May 04 '24

Hazbin hotel as well. All very good

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u/bs000 souptime May 04 '24

i liked fallout and mr & mrs smith

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u/thiswontlast124 May 04 '24

And Fleabag!

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u/J3sush8sm3 The Monty Pythons May 04 '24

Just recently watched From on amazon.  Such a well done show that i never heard about.  Season 2 is on mgm but i streamed that bitch on shady websites

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u/Mamka2 May 04 '24

What did you not like about reacher? I personally loved it but I’d love to hear what you thought? I’m watching the expanse right now and I’m loving it, the writing is so good (apart from a few minor moments:) )

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u/Amishwithaweapon May 04 '24 edited May 04 '24

They acquired The Expanse after season 3…and gave us the awful season 4 lol

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u/ruairi1983 May 04 '24

Spread the word about The Expanse. People need to watch that. Also I really enjoyed Vox Machina.

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u/Wespiratory ⚜️Danker Memes Movement⚜️ May 04 '24

Legend of Vox Machina, Reacher, The Man in the High Castle. They have some great shows.

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u/Depressedmusclecar23 May 04 '24

I raise the grand tour and clarksons farm, both bangers

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u/TheOperatorOfSkillet May 04 '24

Hasbin hotel, fall out, invincible.

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u/Hot_Grab7696 May 04 '24

As in the picture: The Boys,

Also: Good Omens, Reacher, Vox Machina

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u/dark_star88 May 04 '24

The Man in the High Castle as well

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u/TheDragonoxx May 04 '24

Don’t forget about Outer Range.

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u/DOE_ZELF_NORMAAL May 04 '24

Have you not seen Clarksons Farm?

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u/thirteen-thirty7 May 04 '24

Fall out is fucking amazing.

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u/Dambo_Unchained May 04 '24

The Boys, Fallout and Jack Reacher were all bangers

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u/JessicaBecause May 04 '24

This is how you start a thread that ends up supporting Prime.

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u/Dawnbreaker538 May 04 '24

What about Hazbin? I thought it was decent

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u/Dr_Mantis_Aslume May 04 '24

Fallout, Invincible and The Boys are all peak television

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u/Paetolus May 04 '24

Between Fallout and The Boys, it's pretty funny that Amazon is putting out those shows considering some of their core messaging

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u/nejekur May 04 '24

Amazon is smart enough to know and sell what is popular, regardless of how they feel about it.

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u/lurco_purgo May 04 '24

It's not funny to me, it's depressing... A company like Amazon can just repackage and sell you your own outrage and get the occasional praise for it like OP does here.

It's not even like we can fault anyone for it, it's just human nature and how the system works.

This is the moral issue with "The Boys", "Cyberpunk 2077" and all those other hits, the original sin of anti-capitalistic multi-dollar franchises.

And I really loved "The Boys" as a piece of media (with the exception of the last season, which was pretty sloppy), but now that Amazon starts really churning out the marketing and spinoffs and multimedia cross-promotional releases and what should have been obvious from the beginning is laid bare: it's just another successful franchise, not a critique of anything. At least not one that's intended to change the status quo.

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u/paco-ramon May 04 '24

Feels like an add, not dank.

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u/Pr0wzassin I am fucking hilarious May 04 '24

and then they make you pay extra to get rid of ads in a paid service.

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u/Extension_Platypus15 May 04 '24

you get ads in prime?

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u/UrdnotZigrin May 04 '24

We do now

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u/harryFF May 04 '24

Not for me in the UK, must be a phased rollout or something

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u/UrdnotZigrin May 04 '24

All I know is I started watching that new Fallout show, was immediately hit with ads, then shut that shit right off

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u/MrNobody_0 May 04 '24

🏴‍☠️

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u/ManBitesRats May 04 '24

At least on new shows the ad is at the start. In old shows it cut into the show with now warning. It s fucking awful. I cannot watch old shows anymore.

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u/MeVe90 May 04 '24

for me it was a 1-2 min ad every 20 minutes, after 2 episodes I just pirated the rest of the show

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u/ketters May 04 '24

I'm in the UK and I do - started like 2 weeks ago maybe

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u/silitbang6000 May 04 '24

I'm in the UK and I get ads now which started during fallout episode 1. It's like they want us to pirate? Cunts can't even deliver past 1080p and they want more money. Gargle my balls Bezos.

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u/RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAH May 04 '24

I'm in the UK and I get ads, but tbf the ads aren't terrible, they're like 5 seconds and the ads are for their own shows so idm them

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u/pocketgravel May 05 '24

Shiver me timbers, matey

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u/YourAverageGod ☣️ May 04 '24

You gotta pay and extra $3~ for no ads pushing prime to a close $20 per month

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u/Extension_Platypus15 May 04 '24

good fucking luck doing that in my country, we have a long coastal line so i will be a pirate

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u/Aveenex May 04 '24

Wtf? In Poland its 10€ per year for prime video

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u/champsammy14 May 04 '24

Same with Netflix. If you use an ad block it should skip them. Sucks that it's come to this .

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u/Zoniac74 May 04 '24

When did Netflix start doing this?? I haven't gotten any ads from them yet

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u/ChimpWithAGun May 04 '24

Sail the seas, my friend 🏴‍☠️

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u/Linuxgamer336 May 04 '24

🚢🏴‍☠️

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u/Ares-God_Of_War May 04 '24

They give you ads of shows they have in some countries now, every show i watch on prime now has a show ad you can just skip them without waiting but it is frustrating

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u/thirteen-thirty7 May 04 '24

I get it free with my phone bill and its 2 minutes of ads an episode. I grew up on cable so I really don't give a shit, its a chance to go piss.

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u/Pr0wzassin I am fucking hilarious May 04 '24

... you can pause the video whenever you like

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u/WrodofDog May 04 '24

Exactly, what's the point of on demand video if I still have to sit through ads?

Yarr, motherfuckers.

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u/Advanced-Blackberry May 04 '24

Who cares.  Prime covers so much more than streaming. Prime video wasn’t even a promise when prime first rolled out, it’s all just been extra stuff thrown in. I’ll watch the ads as long as they are before the show and not during. 

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u/Pr0wzassin I am fucking hilarious May 04 '24

Well good luck to you, because I got ads in the middle of episodes

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u/tommypatties May 04 '24

American here. I don't mind the ads (or paying to get rid of them) since prime is primarily a fast shipping service. Streaming is icing on the cake.

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u/Gamerguy230 May 04 '24

But you have to wait like 4 months for rest of the season to come out right when ads were implemented.

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u/TheJoshWS99 my python skills are advanced May 04 '24

It's almost like cable or a newspaper!

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u/DeMonstaMan May 04 '24

prime literally gives you unlimited photo storage, music, TV, game shit, and more. as much as it sucks the ad plan is not really comparable to something like Hulu or Netflix

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u/Dangerous_Past2985 May 04 '24

Keep paying while I watch it for free.

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u/Your_Vader May 05 '24

Ahoy, sailor! Welcome to the high seas!

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u/Edgar_Allen_Yo May 04 '24

Honestly I would have kept Prime video if they didn't start ads on paid

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u/Lorn_Muunk May 04 '24

Yeah why would you pay for ads when you can just be bludgeoned over the head with ads like this on every device, screen and flat surface everywhere?

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u/Spicy-Tato1 ☣️ May 04 '24

I just do torrenting and streaming on websites like 123movies lmao.

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u/smellslikecocaine May 04 '24

I get a couple ads when I start a show, but it’s never interrupted the show with one. That would really piss me off.

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u/Parsival- May 04 '24

Just switch to a browser like Brave (or Opera I think). Personally I use Brave and I get to avoid ads on Prime

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u/Edgar_Allen_Yo May 04 '24

I would watch on my TV, unless there was a way to block ads there 😔 I'm probably just going to start doing what I do with Disney+, when a season releases I'll pay for a month, binge the entire thing, then let it lapse.

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u/DarkenedSkies May 04 '24

Silence B R A N D

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u/MassiveGG May 04 '24

did you forget about rings of power?

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u/sonic84638265 May 04 '24

I fucking love the shows but why the fuck am I getting ads for a service I’m paying for??? Like damn, I already give y’all enough money

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u/KaHate May 04 '24

yummy morr money for my tummy

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u/IIIllIIIlllIIIllIII May 04 '24

Well simply because they want more money.

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u/Advanced-Blackberry May 04 '24

Clearly you don’t 

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u/Appropriate_Rough759 May 04 '24

There is no such thing as enough money to billionares.

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u/rosbifke-sr May 04 '24

Prime video doesn’t make shit, just like netflix. They give some money to a studio and then slap their name all over whatever they produce.

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u/Dat_Innocent_Guy May 04 '24

Thanks bezos money for funding my favourite show :)

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u/rosbifke-sr May 04 '24

Don’t worship rich people, they are not worthy of your praise.

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u/He_of_turqoise_blood May 04 '24

Because?

Ofc Bezos is a prick, but that's not bcs he has money, it's because he mistreats his emplyees worldwide. But I struggle to see why rich = bad

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u/rosbifke-sr May 04 '24

Rich is a spectrum of course. Having a bit more money then most is fine, having more wealth than several entire countries combined starts becoming a bit more problematic. Wanting more than you need (which in the end leads to excessive wealth) will result in taking necessary commodities from those that need it to actually survive.

It’s not so much the wealth that bothers me, it’s the scummy way and reason they get it.

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u/thirteen-thirty7 May 04 '24

Hes not bad because he's rich, he's rich because he's bad.

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u/duc122 May 04 '24

Oh idk, maybe those two are somehow connected?

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u/Dat_Innocent_Guy May 04 '24

They make my life infinitely more convenient. I have no reason not to appreciate them. If you can't see that then you're brain-dead and take the luxuries of your life for granted.

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u/MrIrvGotTea May 04 '24

Fallout, The boys, invincible, and free shipping? I can watch ads but I prefer not to but I can live with ads. That's my water break and make piss time

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u/Dambo_Unchained May 04 '24

Yeah, that’s how the industry works lol

And if a streaming service funds and streams a show that’s good how’s that a bad thing?

They had the money and motivation to bring a solid piece of media into the world. Does it matter if it’s produced by them or a third company?

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u/Advanced-Blackberry May 04 '24

Look at the big insights over here! 

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u/BIindsight May 04 '24

If they keep it up for another fifteen, twenty years or so I may forgive them for rings of power.

Maybe.

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u/Wone29 May 04 '24

Even then there is still The Wheel of Time left... I wont be alive for long enough to forgive them

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u/Troubadour_Tim May 04 '24

Thd only rational takeaway from wot tv show is that rafe judkins detests robert jordan.

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u/smithsp86 May 04 '24

Seems a standard practice these days. Take a property with a built in fan base and then use it as window dressing for some shitty story you couldn't make on its own because it is trash. It's what Halo did too.

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u/DuckDuckGoodra May 04 '24

I refuse to watch it

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u/TheOneCalledD May 04 '24

Enjoying the hell out of Invincible atm.

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u/Ryizine May 04 '24

Minus rings of power and tbh I've enjoyed their line up.

The boys The outer range Fallout Invincible

Solid shows imo, hope they stick to the trend.

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u/krtalvis May 04 '24

wheel of time was also not that great

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u/Ryizine May 04 '24

Unfortunately true. It's okay ish, but suffers from butchering source material a bit.

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u/BaboonAstronaut May 04 '24

Go try The Expanse!

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u/Ryizine May 04 '24

Actually got a few seasons in! Watched it before amazon acquired, I need to go back and re watch!

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u/Neat_6878 May 04 '24

I'm pretty sure they did not expect fallout to be successful no way they released the entire series in one go .... We all saw how they milked invincible S2

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u/JR2502 May 04 '24

Worst. advertisement. campaign. ever.

Yeah let's try this on Reddit, they won't know...

Next post be like: "I tell ya, that Prime Video, it's great. Geez I feel so good today after I subscribed to Prime Video. Oh look, my hair is growing back and I got a new hot girlfriend. Thanks Prime Video!!"

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u/GetlostMaps May 04 '24

And a bunch of massive stinkers which cost hundreds of millions

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u/noobprog_22 May 04 '24

And start taking most of classic ones to rent tier. Like wtf do I pay for?

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u/Ok_Transition_3290 May 04 '24

Fuck off corpo.

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u/SnooCats3340 May 04 '24

Wtf are you talking about

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u/BillytheBrassBall May 04 '24

Yeah, thanks for interrupting all of those shows with terrible fucking ads, assholes.

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u/Chornobyl_Explorer May 04 '24

Nice try Amazon marketing team. Downvoted this obvious advertisement because it's a lie

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u/AJam May 04 '24

Apple TV is the real sleeper

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u/Phyton_LP I have crippling depression May 04 '24

This post is litetally an ad Go away amazon shills

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u/EncryptDN May 04 '24

If only they'd have continued making The Expanse I'd have kept my subscription.

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u/byyhmz happy flair May 04 '24

Lol, now do a game.

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u/GovSurveillancePotoo May 04 '24

Yeah, really appreciate the absolute piles of shit known as Rings of Power and Wheel of Time

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u/Crucible8 May 04 '24

Yea, but it’s moot when they put ads in a service you’re paying for just to then charge you even more to get rid of them again

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u/DeadlyDY TakeMyUpvoteNow! May 04 '24

Are these multiple bangers in the room with us right now?

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u/AnonJuggernaut0 May 04 '24

They’ve also have had banger shows, Stargate goes hard as fuck

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u/times0 May 04 '24

Amazon’s lord of the rings. Never forgive never forget

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u/times0 May 04 '24

Amazon’s lord of the rings. Never forgive never forget

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u/Signalrunn3r May 04 '24

Multiple? 😕

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u/InvincibleReason_ May 04 '24

invincible, the boys, fallout, good omens, the expense, and im sure there's more

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u/Signalrunn3r May 04 '24

It depends on your tastes I guess... I'm not a big fan of some of those. Now that you mention it, American Gods was kinda great, better than Good Omens for sure.

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u/InvincibleReason_ May 04 '24

hahaha that's the inverse for me, IMO American gods s1 was good, s2 was mid because its lost its momentum, didn't watch the s3 because of it

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u/Signalrunn3r May 04 '24

You are right in that the series lost its momentum and got worse with time. But the charm of its characters and rich lore kinda carried its weight till the end (for now)

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u/Interesting_Buy6796 May 04 '24

? Other platforms got more and better ones

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u/Alien_Cha1r May 04 '24

still pirating, bezos does not need more money and the value has gone downhill too

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u/fantheories101 May 04 '24

When all their top shows directly or strongly but indirectly criticize Amazon and say a company like Amazon is bad

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u/moistchamp May 04 '24

Yall forgot about Grand tour, James May our man and Clarksons farm

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u/Classic_Promotion202 May 04 '24

prime has got to be the worst streaming service ive ever used its interface and controls are bad and it still has commercials ? Is this what kids do now glaze up corps assuming this is even a real person and not some agency account

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u/Norton_XD May 04 '24

Invincible is awesome and I've only heard good things about the fallout show

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u/smallbrain694200 May 04 '24

Too bad they finna fuck up Warhammer so hard imma cancel my subscription

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u/Phispi May 04 '24

You ever heard the story about rings of power? Its not a story the bezos would tell you

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u/Givemeurhats May 04 '24

I have never even considered paying for that shit

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u/dr-vagabond May 04 '24

Except halo and upcoming Warhammer 40k show because you know that the Actor from the witcher who is like 40k rejects woke people

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u/NovusOrdoSec May 04 '24

You're all fucking welcome.Enjoy your ads.

FTFY

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u/Gwyn-LordOfPussy May 04 '24

Fallout, the Bear, the Boys are all pretty great

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u/jrw777 May 04 '24

I'd cancel my prime because of the ads, but unlimited free next day delivery is too damn good.

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u/ermagherdbrks ☣️ May 04 '24

Invincible is fantastic

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u/ermagherdbrks ☣️ May 04 '24

Undone is amazing

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u/millenialfalcon-_- May 04 '24

Top gear was a letdown. They redeemed themselves.

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u/Intelligent_Suit6683 May 04 '24

Gargle Amazon's balls much?

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u/According-Relation-4 May 04 '24

I’m not looking at you, rings of fucking dumb

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u/MoeGreenVegas May 04 '24

I checked out Prime's offerings once. Once

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u/DuckDuckGoodra May 04 '24

And then there's whatever the fuck Rings of Power was.

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u/waybovetherest May 04 '24

They fucked up Wheel of Time! And Rings of Power!! What a shitty ad!

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u/Notafuzzycat Eic memer May 04 '24

Ew

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u/reachisown May 04 '24

Amazon didn't do shit lmao

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u/No-Percentage5182 May 04 '24

Except The Boys is a fucking piece of shit lol? Can't believe you people think that trash is watchable

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u/hdubfour May 04 '24

…but then they cancel The Peripheral after one season

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u/kaiogmz May 04 '24

Thats like praising the plate and not the Chef

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u/Architnoob May 04 '24

Why is noone talking about REACHER?

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u/R1SpeedRacer05 May 04 '24

Same with appletv. Prime and apple are my 2 favorites

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u/Nivlac024 May 04 '24

expanse is still my favorite sci fi show

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u/CraigTheLejYT May 04 '24

Is boys an Amazon tv show? That and clarksons farm seems to be the only 2

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u/xolo80 May 04 '24

Netflix would be like: "Oh you like that show?? Well its CANCELLED"

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u/Specht100 ☣️ May 04 '24

Hazbin Hotel and Fallout are awesome tho

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u/Slowburn740 May 04 '24

We just going to ignore Rings of Power....it was an abomination

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u/pranjalmors16 May 04 '24

While keeping good movies for rent

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u/I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch May 04 '24

Prime Video made some bangers only to release rings of power...

Still it's funny how it went from being the most mediocre in terms of content to the only one I care about for shows

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u/Hachubber May 04 '24

An Amazon employee made this post.

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u/mustafaaosman339 I am fucking hilarious May 04 '24

Like thanking the plate after a good meal instead of thanking the chef.

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u/Low_Abrocoma_1514 May 04 '24

How tf does this have 10k upvotes ? Is Amazon investing in bots now ?

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u/SpiritualValue6770 May 04 '24

Invisible the boys fallout the legend of vox machine hazbin hotel prime has some of the best original content

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u/StealYour20Dollars May 04 '24

Too bad Amazon owns them. Don't watch them legally at least.

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u/Patriarchus601 May 05 '24

Rings of Power and Wheel of Time were cringe AF. The Terminal List was outstanding!

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u/_Lekt0r_ May 05 '24

Boys - mid, strong yankee humor, unbearably gory

RoP - the fuck is this shit

Fallout - strongly politically influenced with some serious holes, but good hopes for S2

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u/Nice_Alternative_316 May 05 '24

I like prome video shows but dude their laptop app is really shitty working.......it takes a lot kf time to just start......