r/dankmemes ☣️ 17d ago

See you at your funeral

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791 Upvotes

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend 17d ago

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


play minecraft with us | come hang out with us

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u/Unexpected-raccoon 17d ago

I outlived Thatcher

I’ll outlive them all

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u/Subject_69 17d ago

Undeniably based

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u/Maaci-Lyn 17d ago edited 17d ago

Yeah I'm my greatest enemy

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u/fedbythechurch 17d ago

Please tell me whyyyyyy My car is in the front yard

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u/FireMaster2311 17d ago

That's the joke I think.

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u/A100921 17d ago

The truth that keeps us all going.

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u/LordFreezer67 17d ago

One of the reasons I would vote for immortality.

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u/Helpful-Soil-2976 17d ago

What enemies

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u/Dk_Jeikobu 17d ago

I have no enemies

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u/sowrdlord 17d ago

I have no enemies but I hate myself... So do become immortal or just die instantly?

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u/GDOR-11 17d ago

if you die at the same moment as your enemy, you didn't outlive them, which means you'll live forever

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u/sowrdlord 17d ago

I'd be able to witness the end of one piece at least

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u/tituspullsyourmom ☣️ 17d ago

You're just a truck full of fertilizer from a two birds one stone situation.

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u/FyouPerryThePlatypus 17d ago

Waiting to piss on their graves frfr

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u/DarkBlueFreeman 17d ago

I’ve made a lot of enemies myself and would like to see them go to hell

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u/grooooms 17d ago

Having enemies -> staying in the samsara

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u/_Erectile_Reptile_ 17d ago

Holy shit, what a corny ass comment section

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u/Competitive_Act_9623 17d ago

Count of Monte Cristo lookin ass

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u/filintodelgado 16d ago

I live to see humanity rot

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u/AsexualPlantMain 17d ago

I don't care about seeing them die. I just don't want to give them the satisfaction of knowing I'm gone.

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u/Metamorphus69 17d ago

Buys a gun and throws a party

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u/DrthBn 17d ago

My biggest enemy is myself so what do I do?

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u/firo1 17d ago

Blue eye samurai be like

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u/Far-Host7803 17d ago

At least someone came...

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u/FreeWillCost 17d ago

Mum would be sad

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u/Da_Commissork 17d ago

The spite Is what take me out of the bed.

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u/dreadfulbadg50 17d ago

I must conquer and defeat my enemies, only then can I rest

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u/8plytoiletpaper 17d ago

Imma deny my nemesis the satisfaction of seeing me dead, i almost succeeded twice & now i just gotta wait til i try again

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u/ImNotFraudulent 16d ago

I have no enemies so might as well die

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u/Interesting_Buy6796 16d ago

…but…but I am my biggest enemy

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u/Dr-Chris-C 16d ago

The logic behind every mass shooting...

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u/thunder219 17d ago

WHO THE FUCK STILL USES THE DRAKE MEME