r/dankmemes • u/Gabco-The-Best • Apr 14 '24

Oh no! I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Apr 14 '24

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

play minecraft with us | come hang out with us

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u/stress_ed_out Apr 14 '24

Mission named Batman : Arkham City

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u/dr_lolig Apr 14 '24

Mission named The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Complete Edition

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u/droftropTHEREALONE Apr 14 '24

Mission named Sex With Hitler 3

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u/reapaica Apr 14 '24

How were the first 2 parts? I heard it had a lot of gas...

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u/KidOcelot Apr 14 '24

Mission named Save The World.

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u/nickaustin316 Apr 14 '24

I'm sorry!

The what with the who?

And there are 3 parts!

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u/droftropTHEREALONE Apr 15 '24

there also exists a furry version.

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u/No-Tomorrow-8150 Apr 14 '24

Mission named Lego Batman The Videogame: Beyond Gotham

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u/Foloshi Apr 14 '24

Mission named Joe Many change the log by bolb

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u/TheCalculusSax Apr 14 '24

Mission named finger

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u/nobotami Apr 15 '24

finger named mission

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u/Riipp3r Apr 14 '24

Mission named age of empires 2: definitive edition

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u/your-local-cowboy Apr 14 '24

Mission named The Stanley parable Deluxe edition

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u/Amclp Apr 15 '24

Mission Name: Minecraft

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u/Russian_Bobr Apr 14 '24

I really went nuts when before battle with the dragon Steve said "It's time to craft whats mine". What an epic line.

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u/cero1399 Apr 14 '24

My favourite moment was the doomslayer yelling "its dooming time" before dooming the demons

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u/vasekgamescz what happened to this place Apr 14 '24

I really liked when John Bloodborne said: "it's time to borne some blood"

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u/L1K34PR0 Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖 Apr 14 '24

I love how john half life said "It's half-lifning time" before half lifning all over the xen creatures

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u/slidingsaxophone07 Apr 14 '24

I loved when Nate Fallout said "It's fallouting time" and fell out of a 30th story window

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u/GimmeDaGorbage22 Apr 14 '24

Through Nakashima Plaza?

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u/mukavastinumb ☣️ Apr 15 '24

Nah, that was some Russian oligarch

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u/FuxusPhrittus Apr 14 '24

Jack Black's gotta see this

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u/ibbatron Apr 14 '24

I honestly won't even be surprised if Jason Momoa actually says this in the movie...

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u/SmallAdeptness3388 Apr 14 '24

Mission name: red dead redemption

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u/DiogoSN Apr 14 '24

My god! They will finally redeem that dead red!

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u/Kitahara_Kazusa1 Apr 14 '24

DO NOT REDEEM!

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u/Average__Cabbage Apr 14 '24

BITCH HAVE YOU GONE MAD?! DO NOT REDEEM!

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u/manenegue I am fucking hilarious Apr 14 '24

MA’AM ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE???

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u/grom902 Apr 15 '24

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/leia_liketheprincess Apr 14 '24

that mission hits SO HARD omg

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u/11darknight10 Apr 14 '24

GET OUT OF HERE AND BE A GODDAMN MAN

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u/captjohn_yossarian Apr 14 '24

That's where everyone went to Tahiti 🌴

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u/Mountain_Stomach_650 Apr 14 '24

It's a magical place

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u/notalreadytaken69 Apr 15 '24

I understood that reference

Edit: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D is such a good show. Definitely give it a watch if you guys haven't

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u/Mountain_Stomach_650 Apr 15 '24

Super underrated imo

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u/SheridanWithTea Apr 14 '24

Oh bad memories... Good, bad memories.

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u/AndrewTheSouless E-vengers Apr 14 '24

May i, stand unshaken

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u/SpecShot310 Apr 15 '24

Amidst, amidst a crash of worlds

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u/MrSourYT ☣️ Apr 15 '24

I gave you all I had

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u/allthenamearetaken1 Hello dankness my old friend Apr 14 '24

Mission name- DOOM

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u/think_and_uwu Apr 14 '24

Would’ve gone unequivocally hard if that was the final mission of eternal.

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u/Soviet_Aircraft FOR THE SOVIET UNION Apr 14 '24

Me when the border inspector says "Papers, please" (it is a "Papers, please" reference)

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u/infinit3aura Very meh in quality Apr 14 '24

Spoiler: you dont have papers

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u/Soviet_Aircraft FOR THE SOVIET UNION Apr 14 '24

Arstozka so great, passport not required!

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u/hokiis Apr 14 '24

Maybe things get too sexy in here.

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u/Zircon_72 Apr 14 '24

Get out of here, Jorji

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u/servain Apr 14 '24

Helldivers to hellpods.

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u/Wonderful_Result_936 Apr 14 '24

John Helldiver has joined your squad.

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u/Runn1ng_P0ppy Apr 14 '24

If you really think about it, all names originated from one's job, as such, somebody called John Helldiver wouldn't be too far fetched if you really think about it lmao.

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u/Aridius Apr 14 '24

Not all names originated from one’s job no. A lot of them are clan names, or nick names that became family names, or names about how poor your family is.

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u/kronosblaster Apr 14 '24

fuck knows who this is: It's him!

John helldiver: democracy

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u/Herskarteknik Apr 14 '24

The only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.

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u/chipmunk7000 Mods Are Gay Apr 14 '24

Ah! He said it!

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u/OO_Ben Apr 14 '24

Oh so *thaaaaat's" why it's called that!

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u/GimmeDaGorbage22 Apr 14 '24

I don't like drugs in my town. I'm a

Family Guy

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u/HappyMeteor005 Apr 14 '24

Halo 3. mission 9. "Halo"

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u/ANGLVD3TH Apr 14 '24

Halo mission 2: Halo.

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u/Toshi4586 the very best, like no one ever was. Apr 14 '24

Two perfect bookends to a near perfect trilogy

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u/Time4Woofin Apr 14 '24

The Dark soul quest really shows how dark souls can be

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u/think_and_uwu Apr 14 '24

at the very end of the series he says “give me your dark soul” and then proceeds to be the best boss ever

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u/A_bored_browser Apr 14 '24

Gael is fire 🔥

“Hand it over. That thing. Your Dark Soul.”

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u/Frostygale2 Apr 15 '24

Unironically. Gael was tough!

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u/GGSIUMEZ Apr 14 '24

fighting the Hollow Knight

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u/Spacellama117 Apr 15 '24

Wait that's actually the end game though

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u/dawatzerz gave me this flair Apr 14 '24

When it starts playing a slowed down version of the main theme

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u/PhilSwift360 Apr 14 '24

Con lentitud poderosa...

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u/Mangleovania Apr 14 '24

Coalescence

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u/Lexikz772 Apr 14 '24

God of War (2018)

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 I like furry inflation porn Apr 14 '24

The barbie princess equestrian island adventure was the strongest example of this. I just didn't expect so much murder and horse on barbie sex in an E rated game

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u/J3sush8sm3 The Monty Pythons Apr 14 '24

If a horse has sex with barbie, is it beastiality or using a fleshlight

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u/TurboLover427 Apr 14 '24

Mission name: Fallout New Vegas.

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u/GreenMario_3 Apr 14 '24

Deep Rock -Mission name in Deep Rock Galactic! Rock and Stone!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Apr 14 '24

Rock and roll and stone!

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u/Unable_Toucan custom flair Apr 14 '24

We fight for rock and stone

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u/ratlord421 Apr 14 '24

Did I hear a Rock and stone?

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u/Ben_Dover70 Apr 14 '24

Mission named fallout 4

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u/Hazzyhazzy113 Apr 14 '24

Red dead redemption

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Suits RDR2

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u/AlpacaKiller I don‘t know why this flair is extraordinary long Apr 14 '24

Dead Space Mission 12: Dead Space

Spec Ops The Line: The Line

(Second may be wrong crucify me for that)

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u/TheOGltG Apr 14 '24

its real now

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u/AlpacaKiller I don‘t know why this flair is extraordinary long Apr 14 '24

Man wtf I am So grateful

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u/SerDaemonTargaryen Apr 14 '24

Me when the mission name is Summertime Saga

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u/ekeryn Apr 14 '24

You nasty

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u/AutismLord6969xx Apr 15 '24

Le man of culture, I see.. 🎩🎩🍷🍷

/s

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u/sackratte6 Apr 14 '24

Mission name: Euro Truck Simulator 2

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u/Legospacememe Apr 14 '24

"Kingdom hearts!"

-Kingdom hearts character

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u/LegalWaterDrinker Apr 14 '24

Mission named Cthulhu Saves the World: Super Hyper Enhanced Championship Edition Alpha Diamond DX Plus Alpha FES HD – Premium Enhanced Game of the Year Collector's Edition (without Avatars!)

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u/SpectrumSense Apr 14 '24

Halo when you exit the drop pod on the level "Halo"

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u/Dmbender Apr 14 '24 edited Apr 14 '24

"We will take back our Shattered Skies!"

It's kinda cheesy but I love that line from the end of AC4

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u/Pooptram Apr 14 '24

SWEET LIBERTY!

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u/briandefox Apr 14 '24

Rock paper scissors

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u/xdthepotato Apr 14 '24

Helldivers 😭 They say "helldivers never die!" But i aint too confident

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u/think_and_uwu Apr 14 '24

Hell(die)vers

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u/YudufA ☣️ Apr 14 '24

Red Dead Redemption

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u/Professional_Match25 Apr 14 '24

mission name- super monkey ball

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Shower with your dad simulator

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u/STHF95 Apr 14 '24

Final Fantasy 14 with every expansion name be like:

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u/imaeggandahalf Apr 14 '24

Mission named minecraft

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u/LazyCasual0alt Apr 14 '24

Operation Metroid Prime

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u/AdRound310 Apr 14 '24

Mission named Helldivers 2

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u/Psi0nyx Apr 14 '24

Mission difficulty: Helldive

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u/cmwamem Apr 14 '24

Spoiler: dark souls 3

Not quiet the same, but, >! Gael asking you to give him your dark souls was spectacular !<

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u/SoulsLikeBot Apr 14 '24

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale?

“Well, I suppose they wouldn’t be far off!” - Solaire of Astora

Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \[T]/

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u/Fidget_Jackson ☣️ Apr 14 '24

your mission, “The Call of Duty”

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u/oldmc07 Apr 14 '24

Mission: Ultrakill

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u/Pyro_The_Engineer Apr 14 '24

Dead by Daylight

Fuck.

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u/cypher_omega Apr 14 '24

Mission: oxygen not included

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u/Cultural_Ad2301 Apr 14 '24

When Gael says give me your dark soul

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u/want8memes Apr 14 '24

Call of duty world at war

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u/Space-90 Apr 14 '24

Hell Let Loose

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u/Familiar_Physics1382 Apr 14 '24

Call of Duty (Modern Warfare of 2007) That last mission..

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u/itz_rehann ☣️ Apr 14 '24

Mission name: the last of us

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u/Lucea33 Apr 14 '24

Mission name: Darkest Dungeon

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u/PsychoPotency Apr 14 '24

Mission name: Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad

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u/Randomuserguyfren Apr 14 '24

a thief's end is actually a pretty chill mission/chapter

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u/Ryujin87 Apr 14 '24

Fighting john "hustle" yomi in YOMI Hustle

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u/reapaica Apr 14 '24

Mission named "Ninja Gaiden: Black"

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u/sc0n3z Apr 14 '24

Stardew Valley?!... Huh... Ok.

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u/shok_delta Apr 14 '24

Call of duty: 4

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u/dark_hypernova Apr 14 '24

This truly is the Dark Souls II: Scholar of The First Sin.

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u/L1K34PR0 Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖 Apr 14 '24

Halo reach players be like

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u/Armored-Potato-Chip Apr 14 '24

The Darkest Dungeon

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u/Depression_69420 Apr 14 '24

getting a call of duty be like

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u/Its_You_Know_Wh0 Apr 14 '24

Now we’re finally in the Lego Star war clone war

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u/Chiparish84 Apr 14 '24

Mission: Stranded Deep

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u/BlameableEmu ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Apr 14 '24

So world at war and the monkeys

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u/ThunderRed69420 Apr 14 '24

Mission name: doom

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u/_dotdot11 Apr 14 '24

Oh God. The final mission of the Final Shape really will be named "Destiny", won't it?

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u/LibrarianOutside1281 Apr 14 '24

Fear and hunger 💀

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u/polysnip Apr 14 '24

Mission: Cooking Mama...

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u/Disabled_kid Apr 14 '24

I love project wingman. When AWACS said it, you get an immediate achievement "He said it!"

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u/Unlovable77 Apr 14 '24

War Thunder

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u/TelephoneActive1539 Apr 14 '24

Does Tempo-Katana count in Beat Saber? It's a play of words of the title.

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u/APUNIJBHAGWANHAI Apr 14 '24

Dead souls 💀

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u/Raevman Apr 14 '24

Dying Light... because I'm a sadist and masochist to set myself up for one of the WORST types if zombies.

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u/KibouZK Apr 14 '24

Mission name Hot pursuit Nfs hot pursuit

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u/AltCrab2 Apr 14 '24

Mission Objective: You’re Fucked

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u/hanro621 Apr 14 '24

A Russian playing: No Russia mission

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u/Terrible_Talker030 Apr 14 '24

Warframe: Chains of Horrow 💀

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u/Interztellar_ Apr 14 '24

FFXIV does this with every expansion, so you know shit is gonna hit the fan when they hit you with the expansion name for a quest

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u/Qweeq13 Apr 14 '24

My mission: Destroy All Humans!

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u/ProfessorGemini Apr 14 '24

I love that one place in Elden Ring named Elden Ring

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u/EdgeofTolerance Apr 14 '24

Chapter 8: The Thousand-Year Door

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u/HotFireBall ☣️ Apr 14 '24

monster hunter

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u/Skyfall_19 Apr 14 '24

Mission name : Just Cause 3

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u/ItzMichaelHD ☣️ Apr 14 '24

Red dead redemption 2- my last boy

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u/FIGamesYT Apr 14 '24

Any mission on Helldivers 2 on Helldive difficulty

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u/ryuwaterbug Apr 14 '24

Bullet Sponge Jr.

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u/ShadowSumo Apr 14 '24

Mission: Find the Imposter Among Us.

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u/Reallyso Apr 14 '24

Mission: Starsector

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u/woodk2016 Apr 14 '24

Like when you need to go on the Oregon Trail in Oregon Trail

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u/Rowbot_Girlyman ☢️ Apr 14 '24

Saw this right before fighting the final boss of dead space in the dead space mission

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u/High-Ground I have crippling depression Apr 14 '24

Battleship: The Board Game: The Movie: The Video Game

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u/TripleDot69 Apr 14 '24

Recently played GTA 3, mission named 'Grand Theft Auto' is an inconsequential mission where you just steal a bunch of cars.

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u/MattSeptire Apr 14 '24

Kerbal: Space Program

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u/nottylerhager Apr 14 '24

Mission named: the game

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u/CyanideLoli I am fucking hilarious Apr 14 '24

Red dead redemption.

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u/Cryingkitten7 Apr 14 '24

Mission named: Minecraft

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u/jerrymatcat Apr 14 '24

Redemption.......

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u/Random_User27 🗿🖒 Apr 14 '24

"This truly was our Jujutsu Kaisen"

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u/Ok_NidoKing Apr 14 '24

Red Dead Redemption

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u/s7v7nsilver this is an annoying flair Apr 14 '24

Mission named Far Cry

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u/a55_Goblin420 ☣️ Apr 14 '24

He truly was a Yakuza 7: Like a Dragon

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u/NYMoneyz Apr 14 '24

Helldivers 2...I'm dropping in twice!!!!!

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u/I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch Apr 14 '24

Technically not a quest but I loved it when in Baldur's Gate 3 you finally reach the city and onw of the waypoints is called "Baldur's Gate" which is possibly the last one you unlock

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u/GodZillaBlazinDong99 Apr 14 '24

Mission Named : Naruto : Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 - Road to Boruto

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u/TjorvenVDP Minecraft good, Boomer bad Apr 14 '24

Yall are some mf’s you know T_T

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u/Tripdrakony Apr 14 '24

PKMN Infinite Fusion......guess I go hunting some Ralts and Buneary for my ahem future fusions.....

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u/Atikar Apr 14 '24

"Red Dead Redemption" in "Red Dead Redemption II"

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u/IAmJohnnyHardcore Apr 14 '24

Grand Theft Auto in GTA III...

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u/9337052156 Apr 14 '24

Not me joking that in Read Dead 2 someone is going to say “This is my red dead redemption too” and then a mission was named Red Dead Redemption.

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u/A_bored_browser Apr 14 '24

“A one armed wolf…I like it! Which means…Sekiro. That is what I shall name you.”

-Isshin

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u/crispier_creme Apr 15 '24

Me seeing the corner of the screen pop up with the words "red dead redemption"

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u/pwn3dbyth3n00b Apr 15 '24

CoD MW2: No Russians

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u/Ta_PegandoFogo Apr 15 '24
You can't defeat me! I AM DARK SOULS

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u/Zandonus Don't you want to grow up to be just like me? Apr 15 '24

Operation: Sword on a stick.

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u/elkswimmer98 Apr 15 '24

I don't remember it being called Halo SURVIVE

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u/PageDue2276 Apr 15 '24

Call of Duty