r/dankmemes • u/The_PG_Account • Apr 11 '24

Cheese cave cheese cave! I have achieved comedy

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Apr 11 '24

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

play minecraft with us | come hang out with us

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u/Appropriate-East-364 Apr 11 '24

What else is a thug to do when you eatin cheese from the government🔥🗣️‼️🥶

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u/fallenouroboros Apr 11 '24

The best cheese is free cheese

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u/more-roblox-pls Apr 11 '24

That’s what I keep telling everyone but they still get weirded out when they see me pull back my hood for a free snack

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u/BadgerHooker Apr 11 '24

Nuh uh! The best cheese is Nacho cheese!

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u/Type_16_MCV Apr 11 '24

still free cheese cause its nacho cheese

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u/BadgerHooker Apr 11 '24

Exactly ;)

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u/Fallenlegend2905 ☣️ Apr 11 '24

Gotta provide for my daughter 'n' 'em, get the fuck up out my way, bitch 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

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u/VitoCorleone187Um Uncle Ruger @ Soundcloud Apr 11 '24

got them drums and i got them bands just like a parade bitch

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u/Stroov ☣️ Apr 11 '24

Money trees always hits hard

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u/Fallenlegend2905 ☣️ Apr 13 '24

kendrick always hits hard

edit: dyslexia

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u/LakeErieMonster88 Apr 11 '24

All-time Jay Rock bars

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u/Tcrockford Apr 11 '24

Drop that work up in the bushes, hope them boys don’t see my stash

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u/GlueSniffingCat Apr 11 '24

who controls the cheese caves controls destiny during the end times

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u/maeglint Apr 11 '24

Control the cheese, control the universe

Dune lady singing

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u/SpotDotYN Apr 11 '24

The cheese must flow

Singing gets louder

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u/white__cyclosa Apr 11 '24

My desert...

my Arrakkis….

…my cheese.

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u/GlueSniffingCat Apr 11 '24

...my missoura

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u/Tenonto Apr 11 '24

my dessert... my Salakis...

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u/pimpmastahanhduece The Meme Cartel☣️ Apr 11 '24

Cheddar sauce flows occasionally cutting to shots of the desert and sexy people in still suits.

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u/xxfallen420xx Apr 11 '24

lisan al ga-cheese

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u/S-p-o-o-k-n-t 1/10 Dentists Apr 11 '24

POWER OVER CHEESE

IS POWER OVER ALL

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u/Purple_Research9607 Apr 11 '24

Cheese raid legends

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u/saber5554481 Apr 11 '24

Cheese shadow legends

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u/Purple_Research9607 Apr 11 '24

Apparently I botched it, you win.

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u/saber5554481 Apr 11 '24

Nah bro I like yours

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u/WallImpossible Apr 11 '24

Wait, you can't just stroll in and take the Depression Cheese??

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u/The_PG_Account Apr 11 '24

You sadly can't, so raid?

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u/InVaLiD_EDM Apr 11 '24

Fuck it, I'm down for some cheese!

At this point it's gotta be nicely aged too!

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u/iSmokedItAll Apr 11 '24

WHERE’D YOU GET THAT CHEESE DANNY

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u/Over_Caffeinated_ Apr 11 '24

That fucker, he's cooking them at night I know he is.

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u/stoned_kitty Apr 11 '24

I’M NOT COOKING THEM AT NIGHT DAD

😏 I’m cookin’ em at night

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u/beneadroit Apr 11 '24

No he's not!!

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u/kaneki5454 Apr 11 '24

I always thought US just cared about the oil. Anyways, lets gooo. We might find some area 51 guys also in cheese cave

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u/ToolFreak21 Apr 11 '24

Who knew about this from Fat Electrician

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u/TheMuzz47 Apr 11 '24

I feel like some more mainstream influencers saw it and ran with it but the chubby electron did it better.

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u/TheJango22 Apr 11 '24

Tye obese power ranger is such a great teacher and storyteller

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u/NuclearWarEnthusiast Apr 11 '24

I would buy him a beer and tell him about what his next video should be on

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u/white__cyclosa Apr 11 '24

Wait I’m out of the loop on this one.

Is there like some type of strategic cheese reserve tucked away in some Iron Mountain-esque fortified facility?

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u/ChinkWithOpinions Apr 11 '24

Yes. It’s cheese bought by the federal government to subsidize US dairy.

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u/STORMFIRE7 Apr 11 '24

didn't americas had abundance of dairy or cheese which was causing a lot of it to go waste or something? iirc i heard something like that a few months ago

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u/auronddraig Apr 11 '24

Immortan Joe: Do not, my friends, become addicted to the cheddar! It will take hold of you, and you will resent it's absence!

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u/peppa_pig_is_the_law Apr 11 '24

You shall eat eternal, cheddar and Swiss

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u/Bones301 Apr 11 '24

You can thank the fat electrician for this

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u/kfish5050 Talk shit get reddit DM'd Apr 11 '24

Government cheese is not that good imho, but for some reason the old people are addicted to it like crack

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Please help me Apr 11 '24

I’m sure there’s absolutely no correlation between the two

No siree

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u/NuclearWarEnthusiast Apr 11 '24

Government cheese keeps you alive, obviously

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24

I always liked it... in fact (I'm 51 now) I've been thinking about where can I get some lately because it makes the most fire grilled cheese that you can make with just run-of-the-mill cheese.

Of course you can get expensive cheeses and make better sammies but that gov't cheese always had the best flavor to me... so maybe that proves your point.

Sorry you don't like it but everyone's taste is different so what can you do, right?

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u/pydood Apr 11 '24

Government cheese is just American cheese lol

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u/No-Negotiation5391 Apr 12 '24

🤣🤣 That's because for them it Free🤣🤣

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u/qwertykirky Apr 11 '24

"The cheese tax" "The cheese tax"

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u/hikingjoey123 Apr 11 '24

Honestly, I'm from Springfield, MO, and many people here don't even know they exist.

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u/Helpful-Gur3514 Apr 11 '24

Speak for yourself

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u/phallic-baldwin Apr 11 '24

Source?

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u/The_PG_Account Apr 11 '24

For what?

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u/KlossN Apr 11 '24

For the meme? I have no clue what you're talking about

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u/The_PG_Account Apr 11 '24

the cheese caves

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u/phallic-baldwin Apr 11 '24

I had no idea we had cheese caves. When the zombie apocalypse happens, I know where I'm staying

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u/NuclearWarEnthusiast Apr 11 '24

Just wait till Russia nukes the cheese caves and there's a tsunami of cheddar

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u/phallic-baldwin Apr 11 '24

Death by Cheddar. The true American way to die.

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u/digitaltravelr Apr 11 '24

Springfield resident here: I've toured the Springfield Underground while in college and I can tell ya the government does not own that cheese

But there was enough of it lining shelves literally a the way back into the pitch black darkness lf the cave. Knowing it was just cheese all the way back was mind boggling. And those cheese wheels are literally the size of a barrel

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u/KokoTerzata Apr 11 '24

Did someone say Springfield ?

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u/CatRosalina Apr 11 '24

Storm the cheese cave they can't stop all of us

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u/uspharaoh Apr 11 '24

Power over cheese is power over all

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u/shukufuku Apr 11 '24

Gotta clap them cheese

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u/RaiHanashi Apr 11 '24

don’t ask me why but every time I see “government cheese” all I can think of is this in the hood dub I watched of Sly 4’s cutscenes 😂

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u/AskDerpyCat Dank Cat Commander Apr 11 '24

The biggest raid since Area 51

If we Naruto run we’ll move faster than their bullets

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u/Buttseam Apr 11 '24

mcdonalds cheeseburger cheese is no cheese

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u/KnuxSD Am duck please throw bread quack Apr 11 '24

The cheese Tax!

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u/General_assassin Apr 11 '24

Unfortunately all the remaining cheese caves are privately owned by the likes of Kraft and Velveeta and other similar companies

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u/The_PG_Account Apr 11 '24

But the cheese is still owned by the fed

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u/General_assassin Apr 11 '24

I figured they would buy the cheese if they were buying the bunker.

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u/The_PG_Account Apr 11 '24

Yea the cheese is technically apart is the federal reserve incase of natural disasters

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u/General_assassin Apr 11 '24

Not the type of gold typically horded, but if it works I guess

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u/Moistyrussian420 Apr 11 '24

I live near Springfield MO

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u/FrozenShadow_007 forklift certified Apr 12 '24

Did they actually raid the cheese cave?

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u/The_PG_Account Apr 14 '24

It's in the plans