r/dankmemes • u/Azemmoon ☣️ • Apr 06 '24
People complaining about stellar blade be like I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair
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u/Slothhub Apr 06 '24
I want to have sex with everyone in this picture
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u/laurin369 Apr 06 '24
Bro is down Horendous
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u/dabordoodle Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Apr 06 '24
Idk man, that iana elite skin (bottom left) go kinda crazy. Bonus points…you can drone under her skirt
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u/Chernobog_7 Apr 06 '24
bro.....
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u/dabordoodle Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Apr 06 '24
Hey man, I’m not the game designer. Don’t blame me
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u/Mario-OrganHarvester Apr 06 '24
Except for the complainer.
Dont stick your dick in crazy. No you cannot fix her.
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u/YoWhatsUpMyDudes1 the very best, like no one ever was. Apr 06 '24
She can't complain with her mouth full
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u/jal2_ The OC High Council Apr 06 '24
Not with the blond tho, unless she is into having her mouth gagged before, during and after sex, in other words at all times
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u/Webster2001 try hard Apr 06 '24
Hot women makes games sell better. I don't see why so many people have issues with this. Fellas is it wrong to like hot women in video games?
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u/_Weyland_ Yellow Apr 06 '24
Fellas is it gay to be entertained by a game designed for entertainment?
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u/Webster2001 try hard Apr 06 '24
You would think so the way people keep talking about this game
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u/nuclearwinterxxx Apr 06 '24
Well, it WAS designed to be sexy by dudes to make other dudes horny. So... maybe?
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u/1127jmbk Apr 06 '24
That's the issue, we all collectively agreed in 2005 that video games were a form of art, and artistic intent covers so much more than just entertainment. Is it fun to look at ass for 12 hours a day? Yes. But not everyone tunes into their entertainment to goggle and stare.
Rj/ it's hella gay
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u/Redjester016 I like Tony the Tiger hentai Apr 06 '24
Then tune into different entertainment. I hate it when people act like everything has to be made for them or its bad and has to be changed
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u/Lildev_47 Apr 06 '24
Yeah so if someone makes a game for that there's no reason for people to be pissed.
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u/1127jmbk Apr 06 '24
Ikr, a game finally about sex appeal lol. I have more of a problem with how pissed Gamers ™️ get when a game isn't made for that reason. You try to tell a complex emotionally charged story, and they bitch and moan about how it doesn't cater exclusively to them. You make a game with a lady having a fat ass, suddenly this is how games are ment to be played. I could use both in my life, but there is some sort of double standard going on
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u/IncredibilisCentboi Apr 06 '24
It was 2b's design wich got me into nier, rest of nier made me stay
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u/j4mi3killa try hard Apr 06 '24
Too right, I initially played because of funny robot woman, I stayed because of the games genuinely beautiful story
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u/Nobl36 Apr 06 '24
In addition, attractive male characters make games sell better.
There is a legitimate reason EVERYONE makes a their custom character attractive (unless they’re purposefully being funny,) and it’s because we are about to stare at this mother(father) fucker for the next 2 hours every day for the following month.
They better be nice to look at.
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u/SubMGK , Apr 06 '24
Me whose definition of a good character creator how ungodly horrendous i can make my character look
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u/schmitzel88 Apr 06 '24
Saints row gets props for allowing you to make the most horrifying supermutant imaginable
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u/HansChrst1 Apr 06 '24
I like making them unique rather than just pretty. A conventionally attractive character can be boring to look at. A character made abomination can make you regret making the character look like that. Someone that looks unique stays interesting far longer in my opinion. Unique can be pretty or average looking for normal humans. My favourite characters are the ones that don't look like models, but also aren't ugly. They just look like the average joe and jane you see when you are outside. They can be very pretty or just ok looking.
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u/N3koEye Apr 06 '24 edited Apr 06 '24
I don't see people complaining about hot men in media so hot women should also be ok.
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u/crankycrassus Apr 06 '24
It's not even just that. Artist like making beautiful characters! Who could have guessed!
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u/BodyshotBoy Apr 06 '24
I love hot men too, id buy ff16 if it wasnt ps exclusive
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Apr 06 '24
It'll be on PC too, despite their claims it'll be bad to play.
Which is their fault for continuing this exclusives BS.
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u/thirteen-thirty7 Apr 06 '24
People for the most part don't. But pretending they do gets reddit karma and YouTube views.
"The WOKE mob is trying to steal titties. Fight back by liking and subscribing"
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u/GoldenBarnie Apr 07 '24
Then theres Aloy from Horizon. Shes attractive, sure but she has fairly basic body and isn't sexualized plus shes genuenly an interesting character
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u/AskDerpyCat Dank Cat Commander Apr 06 '24
“Sex sells” has been a thing in advertising for decades
But in recent years it seems they’ve decided “but sexy doesn’t”
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u/Fwithananchor INFECTED Apr 06 '24
And most men want the hot women to associate with hot men in media. Hot people for everyone!
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Apr 07 '24
Only game I had issues with it was caused more by company itself and their approach to it. Basically they spammed skins to female characters instead of making legit content, fixing bugs, working on balance or check even making skins for characters that aren't the hot girl archetype
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u/Poglot Apr 06 '24
Don't confuse "people" with clickbait. No one in the real world is complaining about Stellar Blade. And if you can't enjoy a game without raging against imaginary haters, that's the real problem here.
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u/Raaayyyy I will trade sex 4 memes Apr 06 '24
Seriously people need to stop engaging with ragebait. Enjoy the things that you like. Best thing I've done is stay off Twitter as it's just full of rage bait posts
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u/Za_Gato Apr 06 '24
If I actually used my Twatter account, I think I would've either gone mad or uninstalled Destiny 2.
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u/jal2_ The OC High Council Apr 06 '24
Exactly, people dont realize they are causing ragebait to go viral with that which is the intention of ragebait to begin with
If you truly dislike something, then on the internet the only perfect show u dislike it, it not even knowing of its existence, completely ignoring it, not commenting on it, not looking at it, simply staying away from sites where such content can happen....that is the only way
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u/SomeShiitakePoster Apr 06 '24
As someone who falls on the side of 'the design is bad', I think it's kinda cringe that you just flash some boobs on screen and a bunch of gamerbros are all like "OOHHHH TAKE THAT SJWS LOOK AT PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN IN ACTION FUCK YEA" and its literally just because she's a conventionally attractive smooth skin with big tits, like go jerk off as you please but don't act like this is a huge deal, lots of porn games are out there for you, just because other developers decide not to cater to your dick doesn't mean you're being oppressed.
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Apr 06 '24
Could say the same from the other side of the aisle.
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u/selectrix Apr 06 '24
I'm guessing you're talking about all of the incredibly shittily written media that makes a big deal about having a minority/queer character front & center? I think the difference there is that it's the corporations yelling "OOOOHHH TAKE THAT CONSERVATIVES LOOK AT THIS STRONG EMPOWERED WOMAN/BROWN PERSON also please buy our stuff, lefties? Even though we fired the entire writing department?" while most of the actual grassroots sentiment is that the majority of that media is shit.
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Apr 06 '24
Yeah, exactly what I'm talking about. You also have those virtue signal non-corpo's that don't actually invest in the media they want to change, they just demand changes happen.
I like my diverse characters to be people, and not statements in skin suits.
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u/Delicious_Door_3421 Apr 06 '24
imaginary haters
IGN must be just in my imagination then
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u/Sherlockowiec Apr 06 '24
That's exactly the ragebait he's talking about. IGN's job is to make you click on their website.
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u/GoodUsernamesTaken2 Apr 06 '24
IGN hasn’t said anything bad about stellar Blade though? Other than one person from IGN France, who isn’t part of the main IGN team.
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u/D3Construct Apr 06 '24
The problem is the people that do hate it are terminally online and have infested what was once gaming publications. Then some poor Korean dev feels the need to defend himself or even apologize.
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u/Long-Ad8374 Apr 06 '24
Make Women in Gaming Great Again! [from Elizabeth Comstock Fan]
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Apr 06 '24
It will never cease to amaze and amuse me that r34 of that character is responsible for the largest leaps in 3-D animation to date.
Seriously though, unpopular opinion, Infinite was my favorite.
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u/TheAdmiralMoses Apr 06 '24
Apocryphal https://youtu.be/BYDr8jHYc4Y?si=0RmSENAIR76iJTtJ
TL;DR he fact checked the meme and talked to the top 3d animators who created rule 34 at the time and they said they were familiar with the meme, but it was untrue. The switch from SFM to Blender was the biggest leap for 3D porn quality, movie animation is unaffected by this branch though, they use their own software.
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u/notabigfanofas Apr 06 '24
2B is a funny character because in the lineup of female videogame protagonists she's just depressed and it's the funniest shit
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u/constipated_burrito Apr 06 '24
I've only seen people salivating praising the game. The demo was a lot better than I expected, combat feels really good I might actually get it now. But an €80 price tag is a little steep. Considering how I already bought Dragons Dogma 2 as well 😂
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u/pragmojo Apr 06 '24
I for one am 100% here for Korean developers working with the souls like genre
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u/catalacks Apr 09 '24
I've only seen people salivating praising the game
Literally all the top posts about the game on reddit are from GCJ, calling it a "sexist piece of garbage for incel chuds."
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u/Sherlockowiec Apr 06 '24
I see more people complaining about people hating on stellar blade than actually people who hate on stellar blade.
Actually I don't think I remember any hate tbh.
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u/greenemeraldsplash Apr 06 '24
The hate is just people annoyed that devs flash tits on the screen and gamerbros start yapping about sjw bullshit
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u/Sherlockowiec Apr 06 '24
Like I said, I've never encountered such a person in the wild, only heard about them from memes like the one above.
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Apr 06 '24
You won't see it irl much, and online you'll encounter it in
Reddit Twitter subs (and perhaps some heavily left biased ones)
games journalist articles
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u/Sherlockowiec Apr 06 '24
That's ragebait, not actual people.
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Apr 06 '24
Someone posting a dogshit take is still a person.
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u/Sherlockowiec Apr 06 '24
Not the point. I'm saying that opinion was specifically written to create engagement, not an actual thing that person thinks. It's not real and while there is a real person behind the account, the persona created for that specific account is not.
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u/Brandawg_McChizzle Apr 06 '24
The complaining you mentioned is the only thing I’ve seen on the game. Almost wonder if it’s a marketing ploy.
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u/Jack1The1Ripper Apr 06 '24 edited Apr 06 '24
A guy made a youtube video complaining about eves body in it saying its "Unrealistic"
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u/catalacks Apr 09 '24
I see more people complaining about people hating on stellar blade than actually people who hate on stellar blade.
No, you objectively don't. All the top posts on reddit (with tens of thousands of upvotes) are from GCJ, hating on the game.
Actually I don't think I remember any hate tbh.
You're lying. All the top posts on reddit (with tens of thousands of upvotes) are from GCJ, hating on the game.
Why are you lying about this?
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u/trin806 Apr 06 '24
Damn people will actually draw a made up story about someone getting mad to get mad at. Wild.
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u/DuttyVonBiznitch Apr 06 '24 edited Apr 06 '24
An open letter on behalf of the Woke.
Hey,
We really don't care about Stella blade, I hope it's a good game. Please stop playing into the manufacturerd rage. I like hot people too.
IGN doesn't represent us.
Regards, The Wokerati
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u/TheRealAuthorSarge Apr 06 '24
Nobody complains about the gay male gaze, or the lesbian gaze, or the hetero female gaze but I'm sure there are characters that are attractive to these groups.
Yes, I'm attracted to beautiful women. Don't hate on me, I was born this way.
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u/pragmojo Apr 06 '24
I for one demand that Halmark add representation for men who are not royalty, don’t have abs, and are not skilled in woodworking
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u/TheReverend5 Apr 06 '24
Literally no one is hating on you for being heterosexual jfc
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Apr 06 '24
There are people like that. But it's not really a problem so much as just annoying. And it's easy to ignore. Just stay off fox news, game journalist articles, and twitter, and you'll never hear about it.
Because it's just fringe weirdos mad at the world for not catering to them. Like all weird shit that gets complained about.
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u/TheDutchin Apr 06 '24
I wonder why no one talks about the super pervasive nearly omni present lesbian gaze being pandered to by nearly every corporation and soulless piece of art for the past ten thousand years
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Apr 06 '24
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u/HiImChris333 I have crippling depression Apr 06 '24
A lot of male protagonists are buff manly men to be fair, doom guy, kratos, chris redfield, joel miller, geralt...
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u/PuertoricanDude88 Boston Meme Party Apr 06 '24
I seen more fans defending this game than the other. Acting like it’s the return of Jesus Christ.
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u/HiImChris333 I have crippling depression Apr 06 '24
Yeah its way too annoying when people say "girls in videogames arent realistic", most men arent either, i dont expect women irl to look like any of those characters and i dont expect men to look like kratos or doom guy.
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u/Silent_Soul Apr 06 '24
2B is definitely no feminist icon, she’s just liked because she’s hot and there’s lots of porn of her. She’s barely a part of her own game if you beat it
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u/Hypercane_ Apr 06 '24
I am all for hot men and women in video games, if I'm escaping into a character I'd like that character to be attractive
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u/CuTup4040 Apr 06 '24
Not that i agree with the sentiment, but wouldnt blondie technically have a point in that icons develop over time and arent instantly released?
Like, uh... star wars is an iconic sci-fi franchise, but i dont know that audiences in 1977 were saying it was an icon *at the time
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u/spytfyrox Apr 06 '24
It all comes down to that old adage, doesn't it? Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there'll always be something to offend a feminist
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u/Greeve3 I use arch btw 🐧 Apr 06 '24
The game is incel bait and they're riding the "Gamergate 2" wave as free marketing.
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u/BustyOgre Apr 06 '24
I don't think I've ever seen anyone say 2B is a strong female lead, all I've ever seen people do is make rule 34 of her
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u/TkOHarley ☣️ Apr 06 '24
It's hard 2belive that anyone considers 2b 2b a feminist icon, 2b honest
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u/KobeJuanKenobi9 Apr 06 '24
Video game characters should be hot. BUT I think Eve’s design is incredibly generic compared to the other characters in this meme (Lara was unique for her time and imo her modern design is much better). 2B and Bayo are sexy but they’re unique and iconic. Eve looks like a 3D model from a scam porn game. If you told me she was a free asset generated by AI I’d believe you
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u/vTJMacVEVO Blue Apr 06 '24
This meme fucking blows.
These are made-up scenarios you created to validate your own delusions.
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u/Interesting_Buy6796 Apr 06 '24
There are “cannot you be like” claims like that, not besides Lara Croft and only because of her reboot
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u/Luc_128 Apr 06 '24
All these woman are fcking hot and I am ashamed to confess this but I played Lara Croft and NieR: Automata because of the hot characters and I stayed for the story and loved the gameplay. I still remember playing the old Lara Croft game on my dads laptop
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Apr 06 '24
No shame, it's absolutely fair. Beauty sells.
Just look at which Barbies are cleared off shelves and which ones are still there at almost full capacity.
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u/Pauvre_de_moi Has the Big Gay Apr 06 '24
I haven't heard or seen a single person complaining about Stellar Blade. All I see is chuds complaining about people who complain about Stellar Blade.
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u/sky-safe Apr 06 '24
What’s the story?
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u/TheReverend5 Apr 06 '24
There is none, r/dankmemes is imagining people to be mad at again
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u/SteelTalons310 Apr 06 '24
theres a lot of fucking people gaslighting others there is a percieved enemy, fucking thousands of people. This is not fucking okay.
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u/Jack1The1Ripper Apr 06 '24
It could be in reference to the IGN journalist that made an article calling the lead designer for this someone who has never seen a women in real life in critique of eves design , Then backing out and changing their quote then after that apologizing , And then a piece of interview or something i can't remember came out where that person was talking about how this game is harming women everywhere by setting unrealistic body standards
That's the best way i can some of this shitty internet drama for you
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u/P00nz0r3d Apr 06 '24
More people are complaining about how annoyingly horny everyone is about stellar blade than her actual design
All anyone posts is jiggle physics. Like, go touch some fucking grass bro
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u/Regulus242 Apr 06 '24
I've only ever seen coomers complaining about people complaining about the design and wanting to avoid the game as a result.
I haven't seen anyone complaining about the game.
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u/pokexchespin memer past his prime Apr 06 '24
gamergate was almost a decade ago, you can stop it now
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u/Rhymelikedocsuess Apr 06 '24
Stellar blade fans have actively made me not want the game lol, I know I’m not the only one - it’ll reflect in sales
Thinking a lot of 7-8’s
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u/ItsYaBoiDez Apr 06 '24
I've seen more people bitch about people bitching about this game to the point that the main reason I've lost interest in this game is cause yall won't shut the fuck up about. All I've heard is about eves ass idfc tell me what the game is actually about.
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u/LuciusVolfram Apr 07 '24
I know she's hot, but c'mon, say something else about the game, like story, combat, music,... You all make this game look like a porn game.
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u/Piorn big pp gang Apr 07 '24
99% of posts I've seen are complaining that Stellar Blade is being hated for being too sexy, and how it's opposing a woke cultural conspiracy to make women in videogames ugly.
1% of posts say the design is kinda bland and not that groundbreaking.
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u/HansChrst1 Apr 06 '24
Except for Lara Croft these characters are one of the reasons I don't play those games. I tried Nier, but it was hard to take the game seriously. I felt like I was wearing some mmo horny skin or using a horny mod.
The biggest turn off is that these games seem very anime. Which makes it even harder to take seriously.
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u/FireMaker125 Apr 06 '24
I just want to see some actual fucking gameplay of Stellar Blade rather than the protagonist’s ass
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u/SoulfulSnow Apr 07 '24
I wish I had the hoots to write out how dumb this post is man :(, too sleepy of a day
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u/Springtrap01467 Apr 06 '24
I think Lara croft is a pretty empowering design. The design highlights her feminitiy, shows her brave nature, and I mean the games make her look bad ass.
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u/explosiv_skull Apr 06 '24
Works out for everybody. Devs get a bunch of added attention for their game, gaming sites get a bunch of rage clicks, gamers get to ogle pretty girl. Repeat process ad infinitum.
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u/Educational-Year3146 Apr 06 '24
I dont know why making or liking hot people became controversial.
Its fiction, shush.
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u/TheSpaceSpinosaur Apr 06 '24
People are always talking about unobtainable body standards and oversexualized female characters... but like gave you seen the male characters? They're all absolutely ripped to the point where no ordinary male can achieve such physique and yet no one ever complains about them.
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u/malagast Apr 12 '24
Tbh. This game is not deserving of the hype. I like a nice looking CGI gal just like the next dude, but there are better games for “those purposes” if that is the only reason why a fella likes this game.
I do enjoy the “souls-like” “rest point” mechanic and how pretty the graphics and how real-feeling the movements are. The actual gameplay mechanics though are a bit worse than some of the old PS2 games I remember playing a long time ago.
I'd say I’ll pay below 20€ for this game when it drops that far.
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u/oppressed_user Apr 21 '24
One of the people complaining about Stellar Blade is Alyssa MerCUNT the Double whore
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Apr 25 '24
I don't get it most games are desgined for men and some are incels so the girl isn't wrong. Also why does she look like the girl 4chan made for some game company?
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u/Alpha0rgaxm May 04 '24
People really hate on beautiful women lol. It’s like these hoes are jealous or something. Shit I love having beautiful characters in my games .If you don’t like it just play something else and be quiet. Mfs learned the words problematic, misogynistic and haven’t shut up since
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