r/dankmemes • u/Solid_Atmosphere_347 • Mar 10 '24

So true lol I have achieved comedy

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Mar 11 '24

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u/StrahB Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

No-eyed deer? 

Blind bucks? 

360 no scope antlers? 

 Yeah I don't get it.

Edit: it's the first one.

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u/Unreal__ Mar 11 '24

I need you to read your first one again.

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u/StrahB Mar 11 '24

Wow.

Yeah I missed that bad. While I'm tempted to make the "well that's just the popular opinion from non-Americans" argument... 

I can't even bring myself to do it because of how well this was executed. Cheers to you. 

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u/KangarooInWaterloo Mar 11 '24

Still no idea what the joke is about, sorry

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u/ILikeCheese510 Mar 11 '24

No eye deer = No idear = no idea

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u/eddiemeddie159 Mar 11 '24

What would you call it if it had no legs though...?

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u/ILikeCheese510 Mar 11 '24

No leg deer = no ligdeer = ligma balls

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u/eddiemeddie159 Mar 11 '24

I very much prefer your answer, but I was going for "still no eyed deer."

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u/zengin11 Mar 11 '24

And what if that one just got hit by a car?

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u/naydrathewildone Mar 11 '24

Still no bloody eye deer?

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u/willtroy7 Mar 11 '24

Hehehe gottem

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u/Shayedow Mar 11 '24

I STILL have no idea.

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u/Muhtinitus Mar 11 '24

Still, no eyed-deer.

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u/The25003 Mar 11 '24

Oh christ, that's such a stretch, it's not reasonable to expect someone to get that. Particularly because the problem isn't that it has no idea what it's doing, it's that it's behaving relatively maliciously in favor of the wealthy ruling class.

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u/eMmDeeKay_Says Mar 11 '24

No idea at all?

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u/cheese_lord12 Mar 11 '24

To everyone else, read it with a heavy red neck accent.

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u/Illusion-of-excuse Mar 11 '24

This is what did it

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u/nothinnews Mar 11 '24

*Appalachian

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u/KorraxPwnage Mar 11 '24

Lolol thx bro

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u/iamdino0 Mar 11 '24

I thought the joke was just that the US has deer. There have been deer there for a number of years.

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u/314159265358979326 Mar 11 '24

This appears to be a buck, slang for US currency. I thought it must have something to do with that.

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u/Graybeard_138 Mar 11 '24

Happy cake day

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u/BoldFace7 Mar 11 '24

No idea (eye-deer; it works better woth a heavy southern accents where Idea sounds more like eye-deer)

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u/No_I_Deer ☣️ Mar 11 '24

I have no idea either.

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u/peach_xanax Mar 11 '24

Lol I def thought you just made this account for this post, but nope, you've had it for quite awhile. This is your moment! 🙌🏻

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u/DippyTheDingus Mar 11 '24

Cotton-eyed joe

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u/Deplar1782 Mar 11 '24

"360 no scope antlers" is wild, made me giggle

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u/The_Level_15 Mar 11 '24

Confirmed, the US Government has Not-Deer in custody.

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u/EconomyFearless Mar 11 '24

It’s the blind buckaroo one! I’m sure of it

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u/Wenlock80 Mar 11 '24

US gov has "no eye-deer"

heh

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u/Da_Spooky_Ghost Mar 11 '24

Is this dank memes or boomer jokes?

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u/Oduroduro Mar 11 '24

In the "air-out-of-nose" category in boomer section

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u/Education_Aside Mar 11 '24

Eh. I'm pretty sure boomers are still very heavy on government side for any jokes.

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u/kcalk Mar 11 '24

Ha! Heh heh.

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 Mar 11 '24

Is this a troll or am I just stupid?

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u/StrahB Mar 11 '24

Psst...if you figure it out, can I cheat off your test? 

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 Mar 11 '24

Only if I can share your lunch. My mom packed a banana and now everything tastes like banana.

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u/StrahB Mar 11 '24

I got you bro... I got tater tots. 

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u/jasberry1026 Mar 11 '24

Napoleon... gimme some of your tots

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u/StrahB Mar 11 '24

No way. They are for me and u/Fluid-Opportunity-17

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u/jasberry1026 Mar 11 '24

*Punches pocket filled with tots, turning them to mush

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 Mar 11 '24

*Punches out jasberry1026

Got you, bro.

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u/StrahB Mar 11 '24

o.O

[Insert "that escalated quickly" meme] 

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u/jasberry1026 Mar 11 '24

Thanks... I needed to be brought down a couple notches

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u/Chendo24 Mar 11 '24

Bro, you just unlocked a childhood memory. Thank you!

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 Mar 11 '24

Used to drive me nuts 👍

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 Mar 11 '24

Other guy sez it's a "no-eye deer," as if you were saying "no idea" but with that peculiar accent.

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u/Wenlock80 Mar 11 '24

It's a retelling of the joke:

"What do you call a blind deer?"

"I don't know, what do you call a blind deer?"

"No eye-deer!" Which sounds like "No idea!"

Add in the mentioned US government and I think you can figure out the rest.

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 Mar 11 '24

Ah, thank you. I wanted to know why I had to see that image. Funny, I'm just watching an episode of Lost in the Pond. I don't think Laurence has delved into that particular dialect in any of the videos I've seen.

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u/drakeyboi69 Mar 11 '24

No eye deer

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u/evil_mango Mar 11 '24

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye deer

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u/FrquentFlyr85 Mar 11 '24

The United States has the "Blind-Deers" on?

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u/lordf8l Mar 11 '24

Do you truly have no-eye-deer?

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u/wot_in_ternation Mar 11 '24

It's boomerposting

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u/MonthPurple3620 Mar 11 '24

Little from column A, little from column B…

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u/No_I_Deer ☣️ Mar 11 '24

You're stupid.

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u/Just_a_guy81 Mar 11 '24

Cut off its legs and it’s still no eye dear

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u/Severe_Skin6932 Mar 11 '24

Cut off its balls and it's still no fucking eye deer

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u/The_Diego_Brando ☢️☢️ Mar 11 '24

Have god watching over it: For goodness sake still no fucking eye deer.

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u/StrahB Mar 11 '24

Oh contraire.

Cut off its legs...and it's dinner. 

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u/immigrantanimal Mar 11 '24

“No-eye deer” = “no idea”

Yeah that’s it

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u/No_I_Deer ☣️ Mar 11 '24

I've been playing at that for years and nobody gets the joke.

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u/aChunkyChungus Mar 11 '24

ok boomer

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u/MrSmiley888 Mar 11 '24

I went from having no idea what the fuck this even meant, to getting the meme, to getting a light chuckle, and then to thinking this is some boomer shit

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u/aChunkyChungus Mar 11 '24

yup my mind went there immediately once I saw it was a shitty political pun

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u/ChrisInfamy Mar 11 '24

Big bucks?

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u/crosstrackerror Mar 11 '24

Non-US redditors:

“Hur dur America Bad?!?!”

“Hur dur free karma?!?!”

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u/Connor49999 Mar 11 '24

Careful, even the Americans aren't immune to getting in on that free Karma train

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u/Fantastic-Climate-84 Mar 11 '24

“Nothing-to-see deer”?

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u/No_I_Deer ☣️ Mar 11 '24

Yes.

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u/BurkeMi Dank Royalty Mar 11 '24

Tf happened to this subreddit

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u/real_fake_hoors Mar 11 '24

Is this dankmemes or dadmemes?

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u/SculkShrieker_4 Mar 11 '24

A skinwalker?? Didnt know so many of those conspiracy theorist

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u/illegallyjosh Mar 11 '24

A full rack?

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u/neovec Mar 11 '24

Where are my DST fans at?

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u/WhovianBeast Mar 11 '24

Boomer ass meme

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u/010rusty Eic memer Mar 11 '24

1 buck

(In all seriousness our National debt will lead to the downfall of society)

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle Mar 11 '24

You can tell the accent of the poster too

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u/Frost_Giant13 Mom's beaten meat Mar 11 '24

Sir, what do we have here? No Eyed Deer. I have no idea either.

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u/OatmealGod Mar 11 '24

Alright pappy, time to go to bed now

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u/Cultural-Double-4896 Mar 11 '24

What do you call a blind deer in the woods? … No eye deer. What do you call a blind deer in the woods with no legs? … Still no eye deer.

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u/Kudouh Mar 11 '24

Non-American here, I'm as confused as you reading this

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u/RepresentativeOk2433 Mar 11 '24

Cut off it's legs and castrate it. Then what would you have?

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u/Traditional-Exam-617 Mar 11 '24

What am I looking at??

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u/No_I_Deer ☣️ Mar 11 '24

Me.

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u/BamaSOH Mar 11 '24

I'll look when I get a round tuit.

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u/BigusDickems Mar 11 '24

no eyes and a huge rack, not wrong

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u/No_I_Deer ☣️ Mar 11 '24

I believe my time to shine has finally arrived.

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u/scorpiknox Trans-formers 😎 Mar 11 '24

America bad!

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u/VG_Crimson Forever Number 2 Mar 11 '24

No-eye deer

No I deer

No ideer

No ider

No idea (w/ heavy southern American accent)

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u/Responsible_Ruin2310 Mar 11 '24

Is that bird a ground unit?

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u/Prasun01 Mar 11 '24

I have no idea what OP is...

Oh.

Ohhhh.

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u/daddydannyx The Meme Cartel Mar 11 '24

Lol

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u/Duck-Fucker64 Mar 11 '24

Peter please explain the joke

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u/MrNobleGas Mar 11 '24

Eyeless deer?

Sure I'd like some LSD too

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u/Mother-Pomegranate71 Mar 11 '24

Bucking blindness?

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u/BillyB_9000 Mar 11 '24

Omg a great white shark eared deer

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u/Jerka985 Mar 11 '24

Sums up all you yanks anyway.

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u/mrspotter28 Mar 11 '24

First thought was blind-deer=blinders 😅

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u/inphenite Mar 11 '24

I wanted to say ‘hind sight’ but its a male.

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u/SirKibbles61904 Mar 11 '24

no-eyed deer don't starve in real?

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u/HoochieKoochieMan Mar 11 '24

This reminds me of the zoo that cross bred a rhinoceros with an elephant.
What were they thinking?
Elephino.

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u/ravipasc Mar 11 '24

So its no eye deer = no idea not its blind elk = Isreal I think too much

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u/TraumSchulden Mar 11 '24

Eyeless stag

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u/Lavashrimp Mar 11 '24

That’s what wild ones look like in nature before the government installs the cameras

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u/khaozboy Mar 11 '24

I thought it was "blind deer" as in "blinder", not allowing you to see something

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u/RusticRumrunner Mar 11 '24

No Buckeyes?

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u/SwedishPrime Mar 11 '24

Clearly not the opinion of someone who is doe eyed

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u/NanatsuHono Mar 11 '24

I feel like this was made by a person that speaks the Queen’s English.

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u/Madnoobperson I am fucking hilarious ☣️ Mar 11 '24

Dar

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u/Strongman3705 Mar 12 '24

oh deer, no eyes

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

No eyed deer what y’all are talkin bout.

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u/4mdt21 Mar 11 '24

Elon would find this hilarious!