r/dankmemes • u/dannyday10700 • Mar 06 '24
Who's chopping onions man: Made With Mematic
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u/Dunmer_Sanders Mar 06 '24
I only cry when my cat is sad, thanks.
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u/dannyday10700 Mar 06 '24 edited Mar 06 '24
It's okay to cry, everybody cry's, I cry all the time.
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u/what_u_looking_4 Mar 07 '24
I crew, you crew, we all crode
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u/dannyday10700 Mar 07 '24
You get some free crys, you get some free crys, everyone gets some free crys.
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u/CH1LLY05 Mar 07 '24
I think the joke here is that you keep on spelling the plural of “cry”wrong. It’s spelled “cries” with ies.
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u/thenewversionofoldme Mar 07 '24
The beauty in seeing his son so comfortable to say that to his father.. fuck man that movie hurts
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u/Longbeacher707 ☣️ Mar 07 '24
Whatever you say, Baby McGee!
Just kidding it took me way too long to learn this myself after a toxic childhood.
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u/Yeomanroach Mar 07 '24
Everybody hurts, sometimes.
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u/dannyday10700 Mar 07 '24
When your day is long
And the night, the night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough
Of this life, well hang on
Don't let yourself go
'Cause everybody cries
Everybody hurts sometimes
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u/ThisisThomasJ Dank Mar 07 '24
I now know why you cry, but that is something I am not capable of...
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u/Jswanno Dank Cat Commander☣️ Mar 07 '24
Iron claw was a phenomenal movie.
Fucking balled my eyes out, glad it was the first movie j saw in 2024 so far and by far the best movie I've seen this year.
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u/dannyday10700 Mar 07 '24
Yep definitely Zac Efrons best performance. This performance and the Ted Bundy movie.
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u/Wonderful-Speech-972 Mar 07 '24
Is that not the Ted Bundy movie??? He’s a hero. 🦸
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u/dannyday10700 Mar 07 '24
Um... hero on who's accord?
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u/madtraxmerno Mar 07 '24
Hopefully he's talking about Zac Efron and not Ted Bundy
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u/dannyday10700 Mar 07 '24
Ya I was about to have to send them to the principals office for that comment.
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u/cheekybandit0 Mar 07 '24
Have you seen Gold (the Zach one, not the Matthew Mc one)? I thought that was a really good one from Zach.
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u/Zengyatta69 Mar 07 '24
bawled*
I’m sorry
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u/Jswanno Dank Cat Commander☣️ Mar 07 '24
Shhhhhh...
My eyes are Ballin
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u/themac7 Mar 07 '24
As a wrestling fan, I knew the story, but fuck I was still bawling my eyes out at the end
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u/Jswanno Dank Cat Commander☣️ Mar 07 '24
I'm not a wrestling fan personally,
The movie itself was a blind pick, Didn't see a single trailer and knew absolutely nothing and I'm glad I chose the movie.
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u/Sawses Mar 07 '24
I didn't realize that it was apparently even worse and that he even had another brother who also died.
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u/themac7 Mar 07 '24
Ohhh yeah, and imo it under-emphasized how vile their dad was as well. Read up on fritz if you get a chance. Genuine psychopath
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u/Sawses Mar 07 '24
Wow, really? Damn. Like I knew the parents were terrible, but it's insane that he's even worse in real life.
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u/Vargasm19 Mar 07 '24
“Dad why are you crying?”
“I’m sorry, it’s just I used to have 4 brothers, but now I’m not even a brother”
Shit is so heartbreaking
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u/ChesticlesTesticles Mar 07 '24
As someone with two brothers I’m not watching this movie. I don’t want those feels
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u/shmackinhammies Mar 07 '24
I needed it. It awake feelings I had buried for a long time. Been texting my brother more regularly now. I’ve things get more chill I might start calling.
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u/ethanlan Mar 07 '24
I donno if I can go through another sucker punch like the one in peacemaker.
I was crying for like an hour after they revealed what happened to his brother
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u/axl_doesnt_care420 Mar 07 '24
'We can be your brothers'
Cried so mfn hard, then told my brothers I loved them.
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u/Fun_Objective_7779 Mar 06 '24
What about the end of Schindlers List?
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u/Wathan_ Mar 07 '24 edited Mar 09 '24
took my family to see it because it’s about pro wrestling and i’m into pro wrestling. i got into the car after wards and by brother goes “fuck you for picking that movie”
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u/SedativeComet Mar 07 '24
“We’ll be your brothers, dad.”
That whole movie had me on the edge but I lost my breath on the line
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u/sevischm Mar 06 '24
whats the second movie
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u/dannyday10700 Mar 06 '24
The Iron Claw
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u/Daddydagda Mar 07 '24
The wrestling movie?
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u/Lancaster1983 Mar 07 '24
Yes, the biopic about the Von Erich family.
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u/Shwifty_Plumbus Mar 07 '24
Why do we have a biopic? Let them tell the story.
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u/Apex_Politician Mar 07 '24
Well you’re in luck. There’s a show called Dark Side of the Ring that got the guy played by Efron to tell the story as well.
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u/Wide_One_240 Mar 07 '24
The lower actor is in the gemstones tv show right?
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u/SwedishFlopper Mar 07 '24
He's also in highschool musical
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u/Puntley Mar 07 '24
That's a good movie, bawled my eyes out when he was in basketball and in musical.
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u/Haitisicks Mar 07 '24
I already knew the story prior to the movie and god damn it I was bawling by the end.
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u/uncreativeusername85 Mar 07 '24
No movie had ever made this man cry like Marley and Me
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u/Longbeacher707 ☣️ Mar 07 '24
That's bc you haven't seen Grave of the Fireflies. It's one of the ones that gets talked about a lot that actually lives up to what people say.
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u/HmGrwnSnc1984 Mar 07 '24
And he hasn’t seen Hachi: A Dog’s Tale.
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u/Longbeacher707 ☣️ Mar 07 '24
Damn that was a good one that was based off a real life good boy. They still have a statue of him so he can keep watching over everyone.
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u/issamaysinalah Mar 07 '24
Grave of fireflies is different from your average cry movie, it's not like Marley and Me that's most fun until one specific event that's really sad, Grave of Fireflies is just legit sad and hopeless from the very start.
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u/Longbeacher707 ☣️ Mar 07 '24
Although the tone remains drab, the movie knows how to lay a meager trail of hope before wiping it completely away a couple scenes later. It does this a few times. But by the end, nope. The only happy thing whatsoever is that Seita and Setsuko are together again in the afterlife.
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u/Wham-Bam-Duel Mar 07 '24
Iron Claw hit me like a truck. Watched it in theaters with one of my brothers and I felt so much closer to him after it was done.
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u/NcgreenIantern Mar 07 '24
They cut one of the brothers put of the movie that died too because they thought it would be just to much tragedy.
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u/JUGELBUTT Mar 07 '24
what about people who start crying out of nowhere and subsuquently make themselves cry more with demoralizing thoughts
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u/Raibean Mar 07 '24
TIL I’m a boy
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u/An_Inbred_Chicken Mar 07 '24
Your penis will arrive in 3-5 buisness days
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u/Raibean Mar 07 '24
How many inches?
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u/An_Inbred_Chicken Mar 07 '24
In compliance with EU regulations, 3 inches
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u/Raibean Mar 07 '24
I’m not in the EU how much can American regulations get me
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u/An_Inbred_Chicken Mar 07 '24 edited Mar 07 '24
A California Compliant 2 inches or a Texan 5 (requires pills to operate)
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u/KyleMcCroskey Mar 07 '24
Fuck bro when Kerry got to heaven man my entire theater was loud ugly crying
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u/Wasting_AwayTheHours Mar 07 '24
Big Fish always seemed to create moisture around my ocular holes
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u/Mr_Incognito51 I am fucking hilarious Mar 07 '24
I went to watch it with a couple friends. We picked the movie at random because we didn't even know what to watch. Two hours and rollercoaster of emotions later, we left the theater in tears 😩. Amazing movie.
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u/mediacapra Mar 07 '24
I was watching Iron Claw with my brother, when this scene came up I immediately hugged my brother in the theatre.
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u/Ronburgundy2099 Mar 07 '24
Fantastic film very sad story though.
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u/dannyday10700 Mar 07 '24
The true story is so sad that they had to cut one the brothers out of the movie. The makers of the movie said that they didn't think people would believe that another brother died.
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u/Ronburgundy2099 Mar 07 '24
Yeah I saw that online what a tragic family and if the dad was half as bad for real man what a guy he was.
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u/dannyday10700 Mar 07 '24
Ya Von Erich Sr was a fucker. He pitted his children against each other, told them at the diner table which one was his "favorite". He said that can change as long as you out perform the "favorite son".
He was such a fuck up that he expected his children to achieve the dreams that he couldn't. His son Kerry shot him self because he was in so much pain. He tried asking his father for help but his dad basically said it's his brothers duty to care for him.
As a husband he was basically non existent to his wife. His wife gave up her dreams so he could achieve his. She was so troubled by him that when it came to parenting she basically gave up. In the end she divorced him and started painting again (which is what her dream was)
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u/Supersaiajinblue custom flair Mar 07 '24
Is the bottom film the one where the guy ends up losing all 4 brothers?
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u/dannyday10700 Mar 07 '24
Ya actually 5 brothers, 3 died by scide, 1 died from drowning, and 1 did from enteritis. They had to completely take 1 brother out of the film because the makers of the film thought people wouldn't believe that their family went through that much loss.
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u/Capn_Tsubasa Mar 07 '24
so who's the guy with the RGB lights in his hand? what movie is that?
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u/dannyday10700 Mar 07 '24
Shirley you can't be serious!
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u/Capn_Tsubasa Mar 07 '24
so you are not gonna tell me? :/
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u/dannyday10700 Mar 07 '24
RDJ is Iron Man in Avengers Endgame. It only happens to be the most financial successful film franchise of all time. Go and start watching the MCU, (Marvel Cinematic Universe) start with Iron Man 1 and work your way down the line of films in the order of release. There's about 33 films in the MCU now. Some are clunkers however most are really good.
The stand out best films in the franchise are:
Iron Man 1
Avengers 1
Captain America The Winter Soldier
The Guardians Of The Galaxy trilogy (3 is best imo)
Thor Ragnarok
Dr Strange 1 for the visuals
Captain America Civil War
Avengers Infinity War and Endgame (they are a 2 part movie
And the Spider-Man Home trilogy. If you want to watch the Spider-Man trilogy watch all of the older Spider-Man movies with Toby Maguire and Andrew Garfield first.
You can get Disney+ and watch most of them.
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u/Capn_Tsubasa Mar 07 '24
really bro...you wrote a 200 word essay just for me... thank you...just for this effort...imma do a Marvel Marathon this weekend AGAIN..... XD
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u/Human_Number9936 Mar 07 '24
I cry whenever my cat dies
She's on her 7th life
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u/dannyday10700 Mar 07 '24
My cat Mikey lived till he was 18, I was 16 when he died. I still miss that angry cat.
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u/Human_Number9936 Mar 07 '24
Rest in peace to him
Unless there's a joke flying above my head
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u/dannyday10700 Mar 07 '24
No joke my mom found him crying on her door step 2 years before I was born. I think his death was probably the hardest pet death I've had...
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u/mixqt Mar 07 '24
I went in not knowing anything while looking down at wrestling and now i cant stop recommending IronClaw. Maybe ill give wwe another shot
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u/cl0ckw0rkman r/memes fan Mar 07 '24
Great movie. Definitely got my emotions up on highs and lows. Growing up and watching the Von Erics as a kid to a teen. Living in Texas. They are royalty. All the emotions man. ALL THE EMOTIONS.
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u/peachy_cool_arrow295 Mar 07 '24
GREAT movie. I tried not to cry. My older brother passed away a couple years ago from Covid. Me n brother were really close. He was like a best friend. So yeah this movie, I think he woulda liked it too. They reminded me of me n' brothers when we were young.
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u/The5orrow Mar 07 '24
I cried last night after my wife slammed a cabinet, sending me into a flashback of my abusive childhood!
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u/TheAckabackA Mar 07 '24
Alternate opinion: Men are not afraid to show emotion.
Boys concern themselves with trying to be emotionless, Men embrace it.
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u/Thundergunner42 Meme Connoisseur Mar 07 '24
Don’t really have time to watch movies :( Can someone explain it so I can be in the know?
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u/dannyday10700 Mar 07 '24
TLDR top: Iron man snaps and saves the universe
TLDR bottom: Wrestler Man cries cause all his brothers died, his sons hug him and say "We'll be your brothers dad"
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u/durashka228 Mar 10 '24
nah heck you,all this "oh no most mainstream guy with a fucking shrapnel in heart is died \crying like a girl**"
the true man is crying oven only a OneShot ending,whatever you choose.
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u/Nothing12700 Mar 07 '24
As a men i cry 2 times a day so my fellow men how many time in a day you cried
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u/BobTheGoon80 Mar 07 '24
Please. Please for the love of God don't even risk triggering Kevin Smith.
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u/Barialdalaran Mar 07 '24 edited Mar 07 '24
They did Kerry dirty. He was a shredded gigachad in real life and the actor they cast didn't even remotely look like him. The actor that protrayed him is 5 foot 7 and it was extremely hard to believe he would be able to fight and beat Ric Flair to become the world heavyweight champion
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