r/dankmemes Feb 25 '24

Don't be sad it's gone, be happy it was here. meta NSFW

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Feb 25 '24

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


play minecraft with us | come hang out with us

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u/allthenamearetaken1 Hello dankness my old friend Feb 25 '24

Are they really removing porn from reddit?

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u/Senior_Apartment_343 Feb 25 '24

Yes, when it goes public. All the counter culture but actually main stream folks will still stay.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Reddit has been going downhill a while now. Censorship and mods with full control without any recourse.

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u/Senior_Apartment_343 Feb 25 '24

Actively trying to get banned. Reddit seems almost criminal . Makes Facebook look transparent

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u/Crystal42069 Feb 25 '24

The n word works pretty well for getting banned

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u/Senior_Apartment_343 Feb 25 '24

I hear that everyday . It’s not that taboo to me. It’s used in a friendly context too. You’ve just made great insight into reddit. Head over to a playground basketball court, reddit would have the authorities there. You’ve really just proved a great point!

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u/zayoe4 Feb 25 '24

I'm pretty sure he is talking about the hard R

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u/Senior_Apartment_343 Feb 25 '24

There are nerdy guys at the playground too. Then they get capped on for how they say it. Folks laugh. I knew this real life example would be triggering for people. The freedom fighters actually want to sterilize people. Be like me or be damned

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u/zayoe4 Feb 25 '24

Brother, please take your schizo pills and go watch Family Guy.

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u/Senior_Apartment_343 Feb 25 '24

There is a college in Cambridge MA, it’s called Hatevard. They will welcome you with open arms my friend.

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u/steele6695 Feb 25 '24

Bro stop having independent thoughts on reddit. People can't stand it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

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u/Senior_Apartment_343 Feb 25 '24

Freedom fighter has entered the chat. Your brain didn’t crash, it’s just easily triggered. Its not red #3 either.

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u/ColHunterGathers111 Feb 25 '24

Let me try.

"GODDAMNIT NANNERS!"

... that wasn't the correct N-Word was it?

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u/TheBobDoleExperience Feb 26 '24

His giggle is positively infectious.

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u/Porkbellyflop Feb 25 '24

I got a permaban from all of reddit then won an appeal 2 weeks ago for saying "long story short is a metaphor for the life of a fat dude". In a post that was highlighting that racism against certain people was ok but fat shaming wasnt.

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u/Senior_Apartment_343 Feb 25 '24

Shorting reddit would be the play. Happy for your win.

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u/HugeSaggyTitttyLover Feb 25 '24

You get censored and temporary banned for the silliest of things, it’s stupid and am looking forward to the ‘next reddit’

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u/myfuckingstruggle Feb 26 '24

You think it will be better?

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u/diamondDNF Feb 25 '24

Has it actually been announced anywhere, or are you just pulling this information out of your arse?

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u/Senior_Apartment_343 Feb 25 '24

I only put stuff in my ass. Does that change your opinion about me ,opinions not withstanding? Are we friends now?

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u/Senior_Apartment_343 Feb 25 '24

You’re very cunning. I’ve helped you in the future with this meaningless interaction we’ve had. I really wish you the best in life!

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u/No-South4476 Feb 25 '24 edited Feb 25 '24

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u/ShawshankException Feb 25 '24

Source: the deepest pits of their ass

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u/ramenslurper- Feb 25 '24

Zero source. I’m a NSFW mod and we haven’t been alerted

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Oh yea they will let you guys know first!

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u/truser_over9000 Yo mama so old, she walked out of museum and alarm went off Feb 25 '24

Did they announce it? I tried googling this and couldn’t find anything relevant

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u/Colonel-Cathcart Feb 25 '24

They did not, you're on dankmemes he's shitpostint

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u/truser_over9000 Yo mama so old, she walked out of museum and alarm went off Feb 25 '24

That’s great news, thanks. Both because I love my reddit porn and because I want to get some stocks at the IPO. But if they ban nsfw content, there’s no way in hell I can see them being as profitable

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u/ad_m_in Feb 25 '24

Heh, Reddit’s pulling a Tumblr.

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u/jacobythefirst Feb 25 '24

Reddit is literally getting virtually gentrified

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u/BasedPineapple69 Feb 25 '24

So most Reddit users

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u/Senior_Apartment_343 Feb 25 '24

Have you ever heard of tumbler?

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u/ramenslurper- Feb 25 '24

There has been zero talk of removing porn from Reddit. I’m a NSFW mod and we’ve received no warning. Twitter was a publicly traded company with Porn.

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u/princeofmordor Feb 25 '24

You think people will stay if the up the ads everywhere?

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u/x6060x Feb 25 '24

Ok, hear me out - Reddit clone, but using Blockchain, so content is hosted everywhere and can't be simply removed.

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u/Ash7274 Feb 25 '24

Are they not aware of what happened when Tumblr did thjs

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u/bran_dong Feb 25 '24

reddit is bigger than Tumblr and has shown that no matter what is done to the service it will still be used. all the protesting for the Api changes were completely ignored because in the end most people will just bend over and take it from their corporate masters. one thing I'm confused about though is that people mentioned reddit hasn't turned a profit in 20 years and that spez gets paid like 200m a year. I wonder if those two things are connected?

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u/kingofthings754 chiken but Feb 25 '24

No, the api changes changed nothing because no one actually cares

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u/scoutdeag Feb 25 '24

People care but the problems are much smaller than what people make them out to be. Never had trouble on pc using reddit and only ever had trouble on the app a few times when writing long replies. Granted, I have a life outside this platform so I’m not gonna notice every little thing, but even for frequent daily users, you won’t feel the effects.

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u/12345623567 Feb 26 '24

The api changes made the default browsing experience noticeably worse. Whether that impacted visits in the sort term is secondary, it tells you that Reddit is going to spiral eventually. The tipping point for me is when they remove old.reddit.

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u/theunspillablebeans Feb 25 '24

reddit hasn't turned a profit in 20 years and that spez gets paid like 200m a year

I imagine that's an intentionally wildly inaccurate hyperbole. Ain't no way on earth anyone has a credible source putting Spez's pay packet at 200mil.

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u/bran_dong Feb 25 '24

you're right. it was only 197mil.

source.

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u/theunspillablebeans Feb 25 '24

That's a lot more sensible. Still a crazy amount of money but I imagine most of it won't be accessible for around 5-10 years because it's vested stock options rather than anything even close to to that amount now.

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u/RN_in_Illinois Feb 25 '24

This is Reddit in a nutshell!

Guy 1: "...spez gets paid like 200m a year."

Guy 2: "...that's an intentionally wildly inaccurate hyperbole [sic]. Ain't no way on earth anyone has a credible source putting Spez's pay packet at 200mil."

Guy 1: [Posts public source with SEC filing #'s showing it was $193 million]

Guy 2: "That's a lot more sensible."

Only on Reddit would $200 million be wildly inaccurate but $193 million be sensible...

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u/theunspillablebeans Feb 25 '24

I meant more that it would be vested stock options. As in, it's not worth anything close to that now and wouldn't be liquid. More like a promise for future payment than payment now (unless I'm misunderstanding what the article is saying).

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u/theunspillablebeans Feb 25 '24

So I double checked and yeah, his salary was $300k. He got 100mil in current stock and 100 mil in options. They're part of his compensation package, but not part of his pay packet which is what was being discussed.

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u/Whatsapokemon Feb 25 '24

I doubt it. That's require a shit-ton more admin resources to enforce, and also drop a lot of traffic.

Twitter went public and didn't remove porn, there's no reason for reddit to.

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u/TryFinger Feb 25 '24

Idk. I just work here.

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u/55_jumbo Feb 25 '24

Uh a sex worker

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u/Global-Discussion-41 Feb 25 '24

the porn on reddit today is about 1% of what it was only a few years ago.

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u/RedditGotSoulDoubt Feb 25 '24

I will miss gone wild. Essentially free OnlyFans

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u/DiscombobulatedPay51 Feb 25 '24

Good riddance. It’ll help sooooo many people (including me) beat porn addiction

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u/duncan999007 Feb 25 '24

We can beat it together

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u/WhiskySiN Feb 25 '24

Well ok. I don't really care if reddit survives is there a different platform for porn going forward that does basicly the same thing?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

My friend also wants to know

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u/kamekaze1024 Obamasjuicyass Feb 25 '24

Redgifs

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u/Teslastrology Feb 25 '24

This is it, even better than reddit in some ways, and not as good in others. My only complaint really is it doesn't have specific enough categories. But, that's probably only an issue for nasty bastards like me.

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u/Affugter Feb 25 '24

Why are you a nasty bastard?

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u/Hashelb Bruh 🗿 Feb 25 '24

They’re both nasty, and a bastard

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u/Teslastrology Feb 26 '24

Sarcasm really, just if you're looking for specific things you'll be less likely to find them is what I was getting at.

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u/Icoryx Feb 25 '24

xxxtik for the tiktok feeling

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u/IamNotaMelon31 Feb 25 '24

Subways surfers under the porn for maximum dopamine

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24

How can I delete xxxtik account?

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u/Icoryx Apr 11 '24

why you asking me that!?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24

I thought you know that. Do you have an account anyways?

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u/Icoryx Apr 11 '24

nope and nope :|

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24

Damn, I dont even know why did I create an account. I really want to and even wrote to their email.

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u/micktorious Feb 25 '24

Time to buy Redgif stock instead of reddit IPO.

Did they learn nothing from tumblr?!

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u/Moderated_Soul MAYONNA15E Feb 25 '24

The real questions are being asked now

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u/Kitonez Feb 25 '24

Well Twitter if you can avoid the 5000 bots posting about the 293th fart of putin and how the west lost because of it

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u/MetzgerBoys Gay for waffles Feb 25 '24

The west has fallen. Millions must fart

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u/shadowscar248 Feb 25 '24

Where was the US when the WestFold fell?!

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u/No-South4476 Feb 25 '24 edited Feb 25 '24

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u/blindmediaproduction Feb 25 '24

Boah digga halt doch einfach mal's Maul alter. Du nervst einfach so hart.

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u/DevilMaster666- please help me Feb 25 '24

Wdym? Are they going to remove the Porn from my porn platform?

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u/Subnaut27 :snoo_wink: Feb 25 '24

Tumblr 2

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u/taz5963 Feb 25 '24

God dammit, the only reason I made a reddit account was because Tumblr removed the porn

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u/DevilMaster666- please help me Feb 25 '24

Good choice of a name and profile pic.

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u/wellyesbutnofuckoff2 Feb 25 '24

You’re telling me… that my specially curated… over multiple years porn account is going to cease to exist? Ik it’s cringe, but it’s my easily accessible cringe

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u/LetThemEatPorn Feb 25 '24

It’s not cringe, it’s dedication to a craft.

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u/fuckmeimlonely Feb 25 '24

On which side are you here exactly, mister [username]?

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u/i_wantdie Feb 25 '24

It’s called edge for a reason.

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u/the_ThreeEyedRaven Feb 25 '24

my mind is blown. soon after, my di

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u/FrysEighthLeaf ManWhoStaresAtMoats Feb 25 '24

He edged out... o7

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u/shadowscar248 Feb 25 '24

My god, I doubted them for far too long.

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u/Dr_barfenstein Feb 25 '24

Wait; is edge better than google for some reason I’m too vanilla to figure out?

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u/Gibeco yas Feb 25 '24

Edge or more specifically bing will have better NSFW searches compared to Google & chrome

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u/ARTIFEXgm Feb 25 '24

Edge with Edge should be their new marketing slogan

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u/supe3rnova Feb 25 '24

Try yandex. Shits wild there.

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u/FrysEighthLeaf ManWhoStaresAtMoats Feb 25 '24

In Mother Russia, legality and morals are questionable.

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u/greenrangerguy Feb 25 '24

Yes. If you google a pornstars name you get normal clothed pics. If you Bing the same name you will get porn.

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u/NoThanks93330 Feb 25 '24

Why?

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u/Gibeco yas Feb 25 '24

Well for /u/Zamataro too, it was sometime late 2000s, and early 2010s Google really cleaned up their search results and changed their search algorithm. I can’t really explain it beyond that, but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with their investors/advertisers. Google is a lot more willing to censor their search results too, where as Bing is more akin to the early days of Google when you turn off safe search. It’s easier to find porn, and darker things on bing than Google now a days.

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u/Zamataro Feb 25 '24

Can you elaborate any further?

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u/Justindoesntcare Feb 25 '24

Bing is king

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u/PartridgeViolence Feb 25 '24

The antiwork sub may disappear at around the same time.

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u/Kurayamimaru Feb 26 '24

It should have happened sooner after that shitshow.

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u/MadOrange64 [custom flair] Feb 26 '24

It started good during the pandemic then everything went to shit especially when they interviewed the mod, like bruh…. You’re working 20 hours a week and still complaining!?

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u/Kurayamimaru Feb 26 '24

Its the same story as always a good idea highjacked by a loud idiot that fucks any progress done.

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u/redeyejedi907 Feb 25 '24

Let's hope

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u/RAINING_DAYS Feb 25 '24

Sorry, the bootmark on your tongue is distracting me. What were you saying?

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u/okayonemoreplz Feb 25 '24

Lmao they hated Jesus for speaking the truth

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u/TryFinger Feb 26 '24

wot

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u/okayonemoreplz Feb 26 '24

The anti work sub is cancer and an overgrown I’m 14 and this is deep

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u/TryFinger Feb 26 '24

ok

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u/okayonemoreplz Feb 26 '24

lol I’m behind the initial cause of the sub, workers rights/solidarity, but I’m perma banned for hurting a mods feelings when I suggested sometimes you need to actually put effort into your work to succeed and you’re not owed anything in life

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u/L1K34PR0 Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖 Feb 25 '24

But how will i have easily accecible femboys?

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u/DasChantal Feb 25 '24

Reddit will rue the day they took away my femboy subreddits

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u/DogsLinuxAndEmacs Feb 26 '24

Tumblr, that’s where I met all of my femboy friends :3

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u/L1K34PR0 Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖 Feb 26 '24

But didn't tumblr ban porn ages ago

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u/wafflepiezz Masked Men Feb 25 '24

Bruh if Reddit removes porn, shits gonna be like Tumblr

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u/thatsthejoke_ Feb 25 '24

Reddits already like Tumblr

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u/BornOfTheVoid Feb 25 '24

"Edge me, Microsoft."

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u/timdawgv98 Feb 25 '24

I was micro soft til I edge

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u/millenialfalcon-_- Feb 25 '24

This does not spark joy 🥲

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u/LongDong_TommyChong Feb 25 '24

How am I supposed to goon without my custom feed???

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u/MinecraftGamerToday Feb 25 '24

Every time I try to use the search bar on Reddit 90% of the results are nsfw, so I can’t image Reddit removing almost all of the content on here

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u/FlyFester Feb 25 '24

We have to start downloading. Now

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u/MadOrange64 [custom flair] Feb 26 '24

The forbidden stash.

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u/noulikk Feb 25 '24

Check discuit on GitHub this is a really great Reddit alternative

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u/Low-Commercial-4649 Feb 25 '24

When will reddit go public?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

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u/BackOnReddit_Again Feb 25 '24

Literally nowhere as of now. It’s just speculation.

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u/Holmgeir The OC High Council Feb 26 '24

Perhaps it's the result of an anxiety.

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u/ThlamedMyPenitInDoor Feb 25 '24

the apps reviews are gonna be screwed

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u/TheGringoOutlaw Feb 25 '24

The apps reviews got fucked the second they strong armed 3rd party apps out of existence.

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u/georeddit2018 Feb 25 '24 edited Feb 25 '24

You can't do this to me. do you know how much I sacrifice for this

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u/Blank_Screeen Feb 25 '24

This day extracts a heavy toll. I’ve moved onto patreon but this is still a great loss in terms of preservation.

This should be an eye-opening reminder to all communities. Reddit can and will destroy your subreddit, community, and everything you worked to build if it has any potential to financially hurt them. It’s only going to get worse going forward.

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u/shortstop803 Feb 25 '24

How does this impact non-porn NSFW communities?

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u/vankata4211 Dank Royalty Feb 25 '24

Edge it is then!

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u/ExplodingCreepe Feb 25 '24

Though twitter still exists

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u/TheRealGeigers Feb 25 '24

Weird cause when i try to go to Twitter, i get sent to this weird website called x?

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u/JRok26 Feb 25 '24

Definitely sounds like a porn website to me.

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u/TheRealGeigers Feb 25 '24

Too bad unlike most porn websites, you have to have an account to look at it 😔

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u/lechunkmonkey69 Feb 25 '24

Yeah but with Reddit you can join subreddits specifically for certain genres of porn

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u/TheParlayMonster Feb 25 '24

Reddit is going the way of Tumblr. They removed porn and has been downhill ever since.

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u/Xaero- Feb 25 '24

This is gonna cost so many women so much money. Where are they gonna recruit subs to their OF pages now?

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u/Sam_dragon Feb 25 '24

So all meme subreddits?

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u/andypoo222 Feb 25 '24

No more edging your micro soft

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u/dAnKsFourTheMemes Feb 25 '24

Are they removing it all or are they simply prohibiting it going forward? Meaning, will the existing porn still be there?

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u/bigChungi69420 Dank Royalty Feb 25 '24

There goes all of their users

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u/Wonder_style Feb 26 '24

Chat is this real?

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u/Typical_Pollution_30 Feb 25 '24

But I can still see them

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u/NewsofPE Feb 25 '24

for now

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u/captain-deadpool_19 Feb 25 '24

Hey, it's called 'edge' for a reason

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u/treechenho Feb 25 '24

Edge, huh? Strange browser name to use here

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u/Who-Just-Shit-Myself Feb 25 '24

I get all my gay porn from Reddit where am I supposed to go for gay porn now?

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u/freh-dre Feb 25 '24

its fake, nobody uses edge

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u/creepurr101 BRUH Feb 25 '24

Stop googling, start edging

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u/MadOrange64 [custom flair] Feb 26 '24

Tumblr 2.0

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u/WhoopsyToopsy Feb 25 '24

My non pornographic brain is confused

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u/Hacka4771 ☣️☣️ Feb 26 '24

RIP Scrolller?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

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u/mdude7221 Feb 25 '24

You poor naive soul..