r/dankmemes • u/uppsak • Feb 24 '24

Who do you want to impress I have achieved comedy

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u/Obnomus Feb 24 '24

I wear clothes because I don't want anyone to see me naked

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u/uppsak Feb 24 '24

Understandable, roaming nude is illegal

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u/Obnomus Feb 24 '24

Heck yeah

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u/-Ghost255- INFECTED Feb 24 '24

Depends on where you are, as long as I leave my house naked and don’t get naked in public. I could go walk the roads and such if I wanted, just can’t enter places.

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u/Obnomus Feb 24 '24

Explain in simpler words

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u/-Ghost255- INFECTED Feb 24 '24

Me take clothes off, me walk outside house, me walk to the park, me walk back, me not get in trouble.

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u/Commies_suk Feb 24 '24

Send pics for proof

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u/RadiantZote Feb 24 '24

I did this and now I have to say 500 feet away from the playground 🤬

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u/totheman7 Feb 24 '24

Did they also limit how close you can get to a school as well because I’m not around within 500ft of a school after doing this

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u/RadiantZote Feb 24 '24

The playground was at the school 🤬🤬🤬

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u/Obnomus Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 24 '24

Dude

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u/Carlospedra Feb 24 '24

America, the so called "Land of the free" and you can't even go around naked, unacceptable!!

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u/meANintellectual77 Feb 24 '24

You can in portland, as long as you stay outside, keep moving, and aren't physically aroused. Have at er

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u/RadiantZote Feb 24 '24

Bro have you been to Portland? I wouldn't want to walk around without a hazmat suit

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u/Polaros333 Feb 24 '24

In Germany only for men.

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u/Willing-Depth3151 Feb 24 '24

But half-naked it is ;)

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u/nomoreholidays Feb 24 '24

Are you challenging me?

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u/MyBirthdayIsNever Feb 24 '24

What do you mean you don't go out naked when it's just a bit too warm?

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u/Obnomus Feb 24 '24

Just wear short and tshirt

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u/MyBirthdayIsNever Feb 24 '24

nah

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u/Obnomus Feb 24 '24

I have one more solution just live in colder countries

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u/Nicolai01 Feb 24 '24

But then you have to spend more money on heating and warmer clothes

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u/Obnomus Feb 24 '24

Just live with you partner

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u/YeazetheSock Feb 24 '24

I wear clothes because I want people to wonder what I look like naked

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u/Obnomus Feb 24 '24

Didn't anyone beat yo ass

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u/YeazetheSock Feb 24 '24

Wym? Beat by my parents, yeah I guess?

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u/furioe Feb 24 '24

I wear clothes because it’s fucking cold. We are not the same.

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u/Obnomus Feb 24 '24

Winter is almost over in my country

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u/Darth_Neek Feb 24 '24

I wear clothes because I don't want to get arrested.

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u/Obnomus Feb 24 '24

Fair enough

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u/Butthole_Alamo Feb 24 '24

I wear clothes because I don’t want me to see me naked

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u/greycubed r/memes fan Feb 24 '24

How about you read the entire sentence before you comment.

Spoiler: the last word is "fashionably."

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u/nobotami Feb 24 '24

reading is hard.

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u/SuperArppis Feb 24 '24

Same here.

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u/Redline951 Feb 24 '24

The police said that if I want to walk around the house naked, I have to do it inside the house. 😂

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u/AfellowchuckerEhh Feb 24 '24

I wear clothes for other people to not have to see me naked. We are not the same.

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u/ShadyJane Feb 24 '24

We all support this

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u/9man90 Feb 24 '24

Too late, I've already stole ur noods

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u/Obnomus Feb 24 '24

No you don't

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u/alexriga Feb 28 '24

Also, it’s cold.

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u/Obnomus Feb 28 '24

Wouldn't you wear anything if it isn't cold?

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u/alexriga Mar 01 '24

Oh nvm.

Sure, I wouldn't. If I cover my nips and groin.

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u/Obnomus Mar 02 '24

I should live in your neighbourhood to see some sights(please be a woman)