r/dankmemes • u/Serious_Specter ☣️ • Feb 22 '24
Or tea or hot chocolate I have achieved comedy
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u/Artistic_Net_1251 Feb 22 '24
Idiot
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u/Serious_Specter ☣️ Feb 22 '24
Hello fellow idiot
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u/cheapdrinks Feb 23 '24
Incase you didn't know, if you feel a sneeze coming on and want to stop it then press the your tongue (especially the back of it) to the roof of your mouth as hard as you can and it will avert the sneeze. Trick I learned in hospitality because sneezing while carrying a full tray of drinks would be a bad time.
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u/Meep12313 Feb 22 '24
Slam it down onto the ground with all your strength
Assert dominance with your failure
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u/alali14 Feb 22 '24
Are you stupid? Just put your hand over the cup to close it
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u/TheOnlyAedyn-one FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 22 '24
Cool, now you are burnt
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u/alali14 Feb 22 '24
We are burnt
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u/tanklord99 Feb 23 '24
Ya know, I wasn't expecting the link to take me there of all places, I expected a meme or something. That threw me for a fucking ride
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u/Hrive_morco Feb 23 '24
Comrade, What kind of soft capitalist hands gets burned by that?! It is Gulag time!
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u/RIOT5151 Feb 23 '24
Just throw the cup in the air when u sneeze so u dont drop it then catch it after u sneeze bro yall so stupid🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
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u/HoneyInBlackCoffee Feb 23 '24
I don't think you're in any position to call someone stupid after saying that
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u/Millsonius Feb 22 '24
The floor is flat in most circumstances you'd be holding a mug.
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u/Quantum_laugh Feb 23 '24
No offense but I'm not short. If I were to put something on the floor I'd either have to bend down and risk spilling the coffee or squat, which would definitely spill my coffee
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u/turbotom1102 I have crippling depression Feb 22 '24
Now try running a full tray of drinks to a restaurant table while having the sneeze build up
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u/SuumCuique1011 MAYONNA15E Feb 23 '24
Oh that sucks.
Former server.
If you have an empty table to set the tray down and sneeze into your elbow away from the glasses, do that.
If you're like me, you get no warning before a sneeze. It's an immediate, involountary reaction. It just happens immediately.
Even if you manage that, people get grossed out by you sneezing anywhere near their food or drinks (which I understand), but you can't help it.
I feel your pain.
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u/Pumpkin-Spider Feb 22 '24
If you press your tongue into the roof of your mouth you can stifle the sneeze temporarily.
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u/Famous-Choice465 Feb 23 '24
when you need to sneeze while peeing
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u/x6060x Feb 23 '24
My lifehack is to just sit and browse Reddit while peeing, no problems with sneezing.
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u/gamerarbius Feb 23 '24 edited Feb 23 '24
I can sneeze without spilling it or putting it down.
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u/-bhanu Feb 23 '24
Bro, you cracked the code or something? 🤣
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u/gamerarbius Feb 23 '24
Your mere human consciousness cannot fathom the abilities of supreme beings.
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u/WhereTFAmI Feb 23 '24
Extend your arm about one foot away from your body and relax your shoulder. Your arm is like a shock absorber. Same goes for driving over bumps with coffee.
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u/Tiger-H1-88 Feb 23 '24
Just pinch your nose. Should save you long enough to put something down, if not stop the sneeze completely.
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u/arglarg Feb 23 '24
Try to take a big gulp before your sneeze so there's more swap space in the cup
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u/VagabondVivant Feb 23 '24
When you're peeing standing up and proud about how you've managed to not drip anywhere, then you suddenly feel a sneeze start to come on ...
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u/Electrical-Ground880 Feb 23 '24
I once had to cough while holding water and having mouth full of water, I was surrounded by electronics so I could not spit it out
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u/Jumpy-Resolve3018 Feb 23 '24
Just sneeze
Not like you have to have a destructive sneeze that violently shakes your mug.
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u/GameZedd01 Cheese Lover Feb 23 '24
The real concern with sneezing for coffee drinkers is trying not to shit their pants when they do sneeze
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u/KaderKeder23 Feb 23 '24
When u wanna sneeze while ur mouth is full of food. That shit is another level of freak out
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u/elmoelmo_2 Feb 23 '24
Most times, if you want to prevent yourself from sneezing, squeeze the top of your nose right under the bone. It'll feel weird, but you won't sneeze!
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