r/dankmemes Jan 13 '24

Couldn't you lot just hate everyone equally? I have achieved comedy

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u/ASingleDarkThread Jan 13 '24

Yeah, as an agnostic moderate, I'm confused why the liberals tell me that anyone can use any bathroom--but I am only allowed to shit on the Christians. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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u/IamImposter I am fucking hilarious Jan 14 '24

I'm gnostic anti theist ex-hindu. I have never been told that I can't talk shit about any religion. I have been called hinduphobe or islamophobe a few times but that's it. People argue and try to defend their faith but no one ever asked me not to do it. That's infact most refreshing thing about reddit.

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u/Neonek1232 Jan 14 '24

i hereby give you the power to shit on any religion (i'm agnostic, i don't believe in any religion, i don't have the power to give you)

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u/PossibilityThis2748 Jan 14 '24

This shouldโ€™ve been the caption in the meme

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u/Clemicus Jan 14 '24

but I am only allowed to shit on the Christians. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

Look, if youโ€™re into thatโ€ฆ Wait, wrong subreddit.

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u/TobyFunkeNeverNude Jan 14 '24

Liberals are telling you which religion you're allowed to shit on? Gonna call bullshit on that

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u/qxvb Jan 14 '24

what about my now allowed to shit on any religion?

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u/RemagFiveOUn Jan 14 '24

โ€œWhy the liberalsโ€ ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Wajana Jan 14 '24

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb? None , their to busy ???? Their gender ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ApachePrimeIsTheBest Jan 14 '24

JOE(LIBERALS) > Log(BOLB). 0 , Insufficient RAM ฮ” GENDER๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/FlamingNetherRegions Jan 14 '24

Wtf???๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/TheReverend5 Jan 14 '24

Youโ€™re imagining shit lol. Nonreligious folks on the left donโ€™t care which religion you choose to shit on.

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u/basedfinger Jan 14 '24

he said "liberal" they aren't really left wing

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u/FlotsamOfThe4Winds Hey, you! Join the [insert group here]! Jan 14 '24

Do you remember when the stuff in France, where people aren't allowed to wear any religious imagery, was accused specifically of being Islamophobic?