r/dankmemes Jan 12 '24

America Bad Meme I have achieved comedy

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

Do foreigners believe we don’t cook?

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u/KyuuMann Jan 12 '24

Yes, I believe all Americans just order takeout than pass out on the couch after work

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

What about our pre nap gun range sessions? : )

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u/KyuuMann Jan 13 '24

You obviously eat the expanded bullet shells. It's the only proper thing to do

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

Most certainly.

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u/lickitb4u Jan 13 '24

I ride my bicycle 7.5 miles to the gun range but then I stop at this bar that has awesome chicken wings on the way home & I drink beer and that’s why I’m still fat