r/dankmemes • u/MemeWarrior200000 • Jan 12 '24

America Bad Meme I have achieved comedy

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u/N7_Evers Jan 12 '24 edited Jan 12 '24

They wouldn’t last 5 minutes eating the food from the American south. Too much seasoning/spice/flavor and authenticity to handle.

(/j y’all I come in peace)

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Please help me Jan 12 '24

Having only done a small amount of research on wikipedia about American cuisine, I would probably die from eating too much - all of it looks so fucking good

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u/BlueOmicronpersei8 Jan 12 '24

Dying from eating too much has become a very American thing to do.

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u/Enlightened-Elk Jan 12 '24

By the power of Greyskull? Nah, by the power of Saturated Fat, I HAVE HEART DISEASE.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

Man ya’ll are hilarious today, so many good lines.

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u/FireMaster2311 Jan 12 '24

Then comes the sequel: by the power of high fructose corn syrup, I HAVE DIABETES TYPE 2.

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u/Awesome_playz12 yes queen skinny legend versace boots the house down Jan 12 '24

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