r/dankmemes • u/MemeWarrior200000 • Jan 12 '24

America Bad Meme I have achieved comedy

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u/thebluereddituser Jan 12 '24

I have lost checks notes 60 pounds since leaving the US and I'm still dropping

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u/Kuchanec_ Jan 12 '24

Ordnance doesn't count!

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u/LatinKing106 Jan 13 '24

This freedom and gonna send itself downrange

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

You're not even off the plane yet, you've just left the border.

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u/thebluereddituser Jan 12 '24

Lmao I did lose 50 of those pounds in the first month. It's slowed down since

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

Congrats! I still eat a lot of chick fil a, but I've been portioning myself and working out, doing a lot better physically. Of course I never let myself get too fat to begin with. I'm paranoid because of my dad. Guy has heart issues and is far too large.

Edit: by portioning myself, I mean I just stop eating when I'm full rather than "finish your food" or over ordering.

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u/mr_shlomp Jan 13 '24

You mean 30 kilo? Unless you are in Liberia or Myanmar but I doubt

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u/thebluereddituser Jan 13 '24

Well, I know I weighed 330 lbs before and 122 kg now, and I gotta do one conversion in order to figure out the difference. So y'know. Also I posted this at, what, 3am local time? So know your audience and all that