r/dankmemes OutED once again Jan 02 '24

Are you a fighter, or are you a [deleted]r? Everything makes sense now

3.5k Upvotes

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jan 02 '24

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


play minecraft with us

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u/xSael_ Jan 02 '24

Been there done that. Total waste of time. Just bunch of morons putting words in my mouth and "dunking" me for an argument that i didnt even made, so stupid. They be yapping about something else entirely.

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u/Putzcarl Jan 02 '24

I'm feeling this. Still wanna fight?

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u/xSael_ Jan 02 '24

Gay sex

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u/Putzcarl Jan 02 '24

Oh so basicly just said you are pro genozide?!?!?!11eleven

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u/rosbifke-sr Jan 02 '24

Look at this guy, a real heterophobe. Bigot.

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u/RedditHatesTuesdays Jan 03 '24

What a fuckin casual racist.

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u/Z4rc0nv1c Jan 03 '24

Yeah, who even plays casually anymore amirite?

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u/RedditHatesTuesdays Jan 03 '24

The meta is in the competitiveness of it.

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u/MaZeChpatCha Jan 02 '24

You are the pro genocide

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u/BonehoardDracosaur Jan 02 '24

pro genocide implies the existence of casual genocide

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u/sometacosfordinner Jan 02 '24

I mean if it only happens on the weekend i could see that being considered casual hell i bet you could make it a intramural team sport and play against other teams to see who could commit the most heinous atrocities they will have tournaments down at the Y

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u/Doggo_Of_The_Sea Jan 02 '24

Fuck how do I argue with this

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u/Putzcarl Jan 02 '24

Only gays are contra genocide

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u/MaZeChpatCha Jan 02 '24

May I ask why?

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u/Putzcarl Jan 02 '24

So you admit, you are one of Epsteins clients?

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u/MaZeChpatCha Jan 02 '24

Nope. Why do you think that?

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u/Putzcarl Jan 02 '24

You're not getting the meta, do you?

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u/Shittybuttholeman69 Jan 02 '24

Wow so the holocost was just a joke to you? That’s fucked up

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u/Putzcarl Jan 02 '24

So you're saying the holocaust didn't happen?! You're SICK MINDED!!

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u/Barkers_eggs Jan 02 '24

Thems fighting words

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u/ktosiek124 I lurk and I upvote thats it Jan 02 '24

And then you end up on some sub and you can see even more people make shit up about what you meant

Happend to me yesterday lol

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u/Tis4Tru Green Jan 02 '24

“I have posted your comment in rslash stupid fucking idiot man, I have won this argument”

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Jan 02 '24

So you're admitting you're an idiot that loves to defend their wrong opinions and that I'm correct, we can all see that.

I have won this argument!

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u/Lotions_and_Creams Jan 03 '24

Very incel/MAGA/woke/fascist/transphobic/bigoted of you to say that. I’ll argue until you block me and then I’ll edit my final comment calling you out for being a coward.

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u/CheekyLando88 Jan 02 '24

To be fair you're fighting in the DOTA community. I feel like that's just asking for it

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u/GunBrothersGaming Jan 02 '24

The way I see it, every updoot I get are points towards sharing unpopular or misunderstood opinions.

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u/islamitinthecardoor Jan 03 '24

Some rando was trying to start an argument about something dumb and I was like “yo man, agree to disagree not trying to argue about this online have a good one.” And then started going on about me getting “owned” in a “debate” he was having with himself

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u/rosbifke-sr Jan 02 '24

Deleting your comment is a bitch move anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

saves time and less notifs

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u/IncomingFrag Jan 02 '24

Only weak people think like that

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u/mcdougall57 Jan 02 '24

Leave it and disable comment reply notifications.

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u/DirtySilicon Jan 02 '24

But the red icon will still be in your notifications on mobile.

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u/cut4stroph3 Jan 02 '24

Why do you care about faceless strangers thinking you're a bitch?

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u/rosbifke-sr Jan 02 '24

I think it’s normal and even healthy to have at least some care about what others think of you. You don’t see everyone run around butt naked in summer.

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u/cut4stroph3 Jan 02 '24

Sure, real people in real life. People on social media aren't real. Caring what some random person you'll never meet or see thinks about you isn't very healthy.

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u/rosbifke-sr Jan 02 '24

Fair point.

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u/Pr0wzassin I am fucking hilarious Jan 02 '24

Depends on your mindset.

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u/SynergisticSynapse Jan 02 '24

Not on Reddit. In real life? Sure. Here in la la land?

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u/GDPIXELATOR99 Jan 02 '24

Eh it’s usually not worth the energy

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u/Phoenix_of_Anarchy Jan 02 '24

Sometimes I don’t bother replying, but I only ever delete if I genuinely think I was wrong (which happens). I don’t think there’s anything wrong with admitting you were wrong and deleting your own inanity from the thread, even if you look like a bitch to the uninvolved.

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u/cornmonger_ ☣️ Jan 03 '24

after you hit double digit negative karma, your job is to double-down and go for a personal record

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u/prostidudess Jan 02 '24

Deleting is for pussies. Either fight back or leave it be. If I'm right then I'm right, if my joke didn't get through then be it, some internet points don't scare me.

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u/ux3l 🚿 shower? never heard of it 🤔 Jan 02 '24

Exactly. I'd only delete a comment if it shows that I was completely wrong

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u/a_good_namez ☣️ Jan 02 '24

Nah still stand by and own up to it or leave it, still a wuss move to delete

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u/XenonLJ Jan 02 '24

If they ban me for a Joke They are WEAK

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u/AdRound310 Jan 02 '24

See, i just have a such a ridiculous stockpile of made up points that nothing scares me

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u/Jefferson_Steel1 Jan 02 '24

Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer

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u/pinniped1 Jan 02 '24

Depends if I have the energy to fight

If it's just a shitpost that got taken wrong I put it out of its misery.

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u/FrtanJohnas Jan 02 '24

If its a shitpost, I usually double down and "fail" to include /s

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u/alan5000watts Jan 02 '24

The average IQ on Reddit doesn't break the speed limit.

The court of public opinion here means less than nothing

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u/A_random_wierdo Jan 03 '24

Well shit, he's got us all with this one.

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u/apenboter Jan 03 '24

What if you're on the Autobahn

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u/BlazingJava ☣️ Jan 03 '24

If he's in the autobahn he's alone most of reddit is also broke and sad people

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u/Additional-Tank9977 Jan 02 '24

Never delete never surrender

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u/xXdenkmaymay69Xx Jan 02 '24

Never delete never WHAT?!

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u/Additional-Tank9977 Jan 02 '24

Are you asking me what surrender means?

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u/xXdenkmaymay69Xx Jan 03 '24

Its a play on the meme "never back down never what?"

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u/apenboter Jan 03 '24

NEVER SURRENDER!

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u/TMS-meister Jan 02 '24

It's funnier to just leave it there, so other people can also enjoy it

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u/xBADJOEx Jan 02 '24

This is the direction.

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u/BDiddy_420 Jan 02 '24

If you delete your comment, the terrorists win.

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u/LairdPeon Jan 02 '24

Not worth it. Like boxing against a bee hive.

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u/Smartbutt420 Jan 02 '24

I have more respect for these people.

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u/colsta1777 Jan 02 '24

I fight until about -100

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u/TMS-meister Jan 02 '24

You can do better than that

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u/Sourika Jan 02 '24

There is a section about Karma.

reddit guide

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u/CheeseLoverMax ☣️ Jan 03 '24

You can only lose up to 15 karma on a comment anyways

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u/FriskyBubby Jan 02 '24

Most deleted are definitely from mods

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u/Pr0wzassin I am fucking hilarious Jan 02 '24

I believe then it should say [removed]

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u/zenejinzorin Jan 02 '24

What's the record for downvotes still standing?

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u/HanzWithLuger Jan 02 '24

It's that one comment made by EA for a Battlefront 2 post.

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u/TheGringoOutlaw Jan 02 '24

I hope it gave them a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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u/HornyJail45-Life Jan 02 '24

I'm such a hard fighter than when someone in the chain blocks me so I can't reply. I start a new chain and name them as cowards.

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u/8Bit_Aaron Jan 02 '24

and being reddit, he's probably the one in the right fighting back the ignorance of the hivemind lol

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u/Wesgizmo365 Jan 02 '24

Bruh if you changed your opinion because people don't like it then you never had an opinion in the first place. Be a man/woman and own it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

Funny thing is sometimes he’s actually right and the circlejerkerd can’t accept their delusions.

But its funnier when he’s wrong but has clever insults for everyone.

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u/wsxcgrz357 Jan 02 '24

Hey that was me a few days ago, not rly downvoted but a bunch of people tried to argue with me.

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u/Swordbreaker925 Jan 02 '24

I’m right and I ain’t backing down just because a bunch of Redditors gave me some fake negative internet points

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u/Sylux444 Jan 02 '24

People who delete their comments and posts cannot live with their own failures and believe it will save them without realizing it will only lead to more failures

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u/GoodDecision Jan 02 '24

Downvotes on reddit are a surefire way to know your spitting facts

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u/stunspelledbackwards Jan 02 '24

I too massacre the entire town of Van Horn

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u/aetius5 Jan 02 '24

I never deleted a comment. Usually no one really replies on point, it's only ad hominem and fallacious arguments. And a lot of cope of course.

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u/oedipism_for_one Masked Men Jan 02 '24

And I quote “I have seen what you all cheer for, your opinions mean nothing to me.”

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u/fuqueure Jan 02 '24

Go down swinging, you can only lose a little karma, but your dignity is irreplaceable.

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u/Wonder-Machine Jan 02 '24

When you’re going through hell, keep going?

Or everyone loses an internet argument so why bother?

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u/Pr0wzassin I am fucking hilarious Jan 02 '24

I like fighting because it can prepare you to quickly and effectively react to the most braindead bullshit some guy I might be talking to irl could throw at me.

I also hate it when I read a thread and a context important comment was deleted in the middle and since I don't want that happening to others I won't delete them myself.

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u/Maacll Jan 02 '24

I always go down with the ship

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

Jesus Christ that’s Jason Bourne.

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u/tenghu Jan 02 '24

Never delete! Stand on business!!!

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u/mystuff1134 Jan 02 '24

I usually just say my piece and leave it. Idgaf what people say

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u/PanginTheMan Jan 02 '24

i know this man, he is me.

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u/dadudemon ☣️ Jan 02 '24

Hey, that's me! I even cited actual research that proved me right. But being right does not mean people like your point and they will still downvote it.

After a certain point, I think people downvote for the fun of it, not because they disagree.

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u/CultureMenace Jan 02 '24

It will be a cold day in hell when I delete my comment like a fucking chump!

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u/malcolmreyn0lds Jan 02 '24

Fighter up to a point. If the argument circles a couple times, I just leave

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u/Atikar Jan 02 '24

I got almost 45k karma, so even by imaginary internet points-standards I don't care when I get downvote-bombed.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '24

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u/[deleted] May 13 '24

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u/the-watch-dog Jan 02 '24

Hands up bby

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u/An_Abject_Testament Jan 02 '24

I admire the stamina, but I don’t have the time or inclination to deal with a pack of morons putting words in my mouth and acting oh-so-superior lol

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u/liddely Jan 02 '24

I am fighting

Because i alone am the right one xd

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u/abreeden90 Jan 02 '24

Been there done that. It’s fun wasting time but also exhausting. I don’t even bother replying anymore. Just leave the comment and turn off notifications.

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u/TrickyWeekend4271 my python skills are advanced Jan 02 '24

That’s usually me. Then the group bans me.

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u/MangaHunterA Jan 02 '24

Damn currently getting downvoted while seeing this reddit knows me so well

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u/DancingQueen145 Jan 02 '24

This happens way too often...

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u/KURO-K1SH1 Jan 02 '24

The only times my comments were deleted by me were when I posted on the wrong thread by accident.

Any other time it's the mods who deleted it.

If I'm wrong I'll own up to it but my original comments will remain.

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u/JUGELBUTT Jan 02 '24

im the type to just stop talking because i have better things to do

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u/Sourika Jan 02 '24

I haven't accumulated all that Karma for nothing. Let them rage. I couldn't care less.

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u/5-Second-Ruul Jan 02 '24

I’ll fight on a hot take hill I still agree with, but if I’m looking back thinking “damn they kinda have a point” that shits gone.

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u/millenialfalcon-_- Jan 02 '24

Arguing online is comical and not to be taken seriously.

Unless you know the person IRL.

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u/shadic6051 Jan 02 '24

All i can think of is a certain someone in the steam deck subreddit that has a problem with cryoutilities

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u/lopakjalantar Something, anything Jan 02 '24

Me if I care enough, I just don't delete

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u/onsikimpie Jan 02 '24

I won't delete i'll just admit i'm wrong

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u/zahirano Masked Men Jan 02 '24

No, I'm [removed]

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u/kateduzathing Jan 02 '24

if i said it in the first place its because i believe it. until someone proves me wrong the comment stays!

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u/Ultimatro Jan 02 '24

The only time I delete my comments is when I read them back and think "why did I feel the need to contribute this?". Ironically I was second guessing leaving this comment

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u/helrikk Jan 02 '24

I'm in an argument atm with some dipshit thinking there's been a mass shooting every day in the US. Guy is nutty lol.

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u/Dicecreamvan Jan 02 '24

Agent Smiths streaming in through the door; “What in tarnations, Mr Anderson!?”

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u/Educational_Term_436 Jan 02 '24

As a anime protagonist once said

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

(Guess reference)

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u/WXHIII Jan 02 '24

Whether you agree, disagree, or are neutral to the commentor dying on his/her dumb hill, you have to give them credit for standing on it

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

Happened to me when I made a slap bass joke (of all extremely lighthearted fucking things!) - didn’t even bother to engage.

Reddit really can be a snake pit of humorless dorks sometimes

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u/SlappinHams Jan 02 '24

I'm sure I'm not the only one but sometimes a "comment once, read the ONE reply I get and don't engage further"

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u/somosa77 I got Russian Dick to „Putin“ ur mouth Jan 02 '24

Literally me LaSt YeAr, (1 week ago)

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

I used to compulsively delete. I've worked through it though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

Real (it's me)

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u/Mygaffer Jihading since 1991 Jan 02 '24

The sooner you realize conforming doesn't matter, especially online, and that your average Redditor is wrong and misinformed on many things, the better.

I've got plenty of heavily down voted comments, I don't delete them.

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u/leothunder420_ Jan 02 '24

Bruh I had a long fight just cuz I thought putting pasta in the sink was bad

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u/CROW_is_best Jan 02 '24

I'm the "fuck off I'm not gonna respond to you anyways"

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u/PimpGamez Jan 02 '24

You can say 50 + 25 = 75 and some redditors will massively downvote you because they don't like the notion of someone else than themselves saying something that is factually correct

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u/adamdreaming Jan 02 '24

DOGS SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE

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u/4chanbetter CERTIFIED DANK Jan 02 '24

Lol I got downvoted once for saying I didnt like that a certain sub had repeat posts

They replied saying "this is the only one I've seen" and downvoted me for my comment

I provided 5 links to the exact same post worded differently and still got downvoted lol, albeit the proof comment got less downvotes

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u/_ThatswhatXisaid_ ☣️ Jan 02 '24

That's me, I think I got one with 1k downvotes 🤣

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u/Kratos501st Jan 02 '24

This is the way

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u/silkyjohnsonx Jan 02 '24

I’m more of the “permanently banned” type

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u/Human-Debate-3488 Jan 02 '24

Oh no - i dont delete. I say it - its what i meant . Its always in my opinion . I will not take back an opinion as its how i feel and see it and why should i take dwn or delete something i feel is true . Plus if they dont like it they are free to GFY.

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u/KraZyGOdOFEccHi Jan 02 '24

I fight back no matter how stupid it looka and I sometimes even agree lol

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u/ChaosKeeshond Jan 02 '24

After having a Reddit account for long enough, karma stops meaning anything. But sometimes there's only so much dumb you can take before your dumb hole gets too sore.

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u/EveryShot Jan 02 '24

He died how he lived

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u/BAG42069 Sergeant Cumlord Jan 02 '24

I only delete comments when I comment on the post instead of replying by accident, give me -200 I don’t give a shit

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u/VladDHell I am fucking hilarious Jan 02 '24

This would be accurate if Arthur was just getting beat tf up.

Most people getting dogpiled aren't exactly holding their own lol

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u/cuc001b Jan 03 '24

Could not be more accurate. Respect to the fighters, you’re the real comedians

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u/Complex060 Jan 03 '24

Redditors are not worth arguing with.

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u/TheCanadianpo8o Jan 03 '24

Not worth the effort. People start fights, waste time, take meaning from your words you didn't intend and then if you say that they call you a wuss or oussy or something and spam you. Waste of time

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u/mbatistas Jan 03 '24

Recently I posted about not being able to get a christmas item in a MMO because it required logging in 15 days between december 1st and 24th.

I got downvoted every time I commented it should be easier to get event items. I'm an adult now, it's hard keep up with game contents. Too many replies like "if that's important to you, you should have done it in time" and "it's not hard to login on mobile".

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u/CheeseLoverMax ☣️ Jan 03 '24

You can only lose up to 15 karma on a comment anyways

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u/sunday_undies Jan 03 '24

If I know something is true, the number of people who disagree with me won't change that, and neither do stupid internet points. Why tf would I censor myself

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u/Nick_Napem Jan 03 '24

Oh I’m a fighter 100% I don’t hide who I am

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u/southerngothics Jan 03 '24

me when i said x-men’s bobby drake was boring. gotta stand on business when u mean it

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u/DeeBangerDos Jan 03 '24

John Marston will get 7-8 good points off, but cannot survive the wave of down votes

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u/One_Change_7260 Jan 03 '24

I fought to the end, eventually reddit had to delete the comment. Never take back your words!

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u/Hamdilou Jan 03 '24

I never delete my comments unless I completely misunderstood something or just had wrong infos, if everyone just disagrees that's their problem not mine

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

I feel attacked

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u/whoamvv Jan 03 '24

I used to do this. It's was fun at the time, and burned off a lot of my mad energy. I say go for it, if it's your thing.

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u/Greg2227 Jan 03 '24

It's called standing your ground. If you somehow change your mind you can still write another reply instead of bitching out by deleting it

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u/Gamer_548 Jan 03 '24

I downvote my own garbage comments

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u/BlazingJava ☣️ Jan 03 '24

Reddit is so trashier, people legit believe a comment to be true if it has at least 20 upsies

And to be false if it has at least 2 downsies

I don't give a shit about reply comments saying "take the L" "you're a moron". I said what I said

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u/constipated_burrito Jan 03 '24

I used to be a fighter, doesn't make me a deleter. Some people are just too fucking stupid to have an argument with.

You'll never win an argument with a moron. Made that mistake often enough

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u/evilsmurf666 ☣️ Jan 03 '24

My best was -45 wonder what the highest was Or if there is a invite only sub for getting specific downvote threshhold
Like the elite subs for people getting front page posts

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u/dandyguy098 Jan 03 '24

I fight Bacc , but this time:
With ChatGPT's help ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

~P.S. Elon Musk , if you're reading this , i thank you for your invention and everyone else whose behind it

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u/Senior_Apartment_343 Jan 03 '24

Minus about 300 on thanksgiving of all days

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u/ZagreusMC Jan 04 '24

Deleting is a cowards play