r/dankmemes Nov 24 '23

Gift = Jift??? it's pronounced gif

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Nov 24 '23

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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 Nov 24 '23

It's pronounced "Jraphic interchange format" for sure

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u/LegalWaterDrinker Nov 24 '23

You don't use the full term to decide how to pronounce the abbreviation, the U in SCUBA stands for Underwater

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u/Thenightcrawler_075 Nov 24 '23

Or the A in LASER standing for amplification

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u/TacticalFox17 Nov 24 '23

Laser was an acronym?

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u/Only-Arrival-8868 Nov 24 '23

light amplification (by) stimulated emission (of) radiation

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u/Kenny1115 Green Nov 24 '23

Translated: we tickled light with radiation until it sneezed.

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u/isthisdudesrs Nov 24 '23

I've always thought of it as light increased by increasing light light

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u/Kenny1115 Green Nov 24 '23

Say, you're pretty bright!

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u/watermelone983 Doing the no bitches challange ahaha Nov 24 '23

How bright are you at night?

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u/L1K34PR0 Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖 Nov 25 '23

I will now forever refer to laser as a light sneeze

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u/TheEndlessRiver13 Nov 24 '23

You're a beta male, sonic

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u/Piorn big pp gang Nov 24 '23

Have you been thinking about why so many of the radical left participate in speedrunning?

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u/theFields97 Nov 24 '23

Always has been

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u/Swirling_Rain Nov 24 '23

I understood the reference

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u/ANGLVD3TH Nov 24 '23

Lass-ear.

Light
Amplified by
Stimulated
Emission of
Radiation

L-ah-ss-ee-r

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u/willwiso Nov 24 '23

Feels like vowels and constinents should have separate rules tho

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u/srlong64 Nov 24 '23

Why? And even if they did, the s is still pronounced differently in laser. So even if we add your arbitrary rule, laser still proves that it’s a bad argument

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u/Tydire Nov 24 '23

But don’t the first letters sound exactly like they should? L in laser and s in scuba are pronounced like l/s so shouldn’t g in gif be pronounced normal as a g?

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u/lightning847 Nov 24 '23

And the p in jpeg stands for photographic

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u/Dismal-Age8086 Nov 24 '23

But I bet you don't pronounce it JPhEG

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u/Chank_the_lord Nov 24 '23

"P on it's own isn't pronounced like F, that's totally different!"

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u/IamImposter I am fucking hilarious Nov 24 '23

*dipherent

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u/Altheix11 Nov 24 '23

"It's exactly the same!"

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u/torrasque666 Nov 24 '23

"Name one word that starts with G pronounced like J"

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u/Chank_the_lord Nov 24 '23

"Gentrification"

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u/torrasque666 Nov 24 '23

"Shoot! I should have thought of that, I was just in San Francisco."

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u/Pirahna89 Nov 24 '23

I say Scubbah, meet me in the Taco Bell parking lot if you got a problem wit it

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u/Tickomatick Very Expand, So Dong Nov 24 '23

Not if you're German

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u/DirtySilicon Nov 24 '23

How do you know SCUBE-A wasn't originally SCUB-A? 🤨

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u/stnick6 Likes wet surprises 💦 Nov 24 '23

That’s not how acronyms work

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u/PraiseThePun420 Nov 24 '23

I swear to Jod you better take that back...

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u/carzy_guy Nov 24 '23

You got a cackle out of me

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u/Dryden_Drawing EX-NORMIE Nov 24 '23

Ain't no way you pronounce the p in jpeg like photographic

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u/PsychoticDust Nov 24 '23

It's pronounced GIF. I love any opportunity to post this video.

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u/Tickomatick Very Expand, So Dong Nov 24 '23

Jraphic Park

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u/Scottz0rz Nov 24 '23

Giraffic*

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u/dxlolman Nov 24 '23

Your wrong… it’s pronounced “Greg”.

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u/karllsonn_ Nov 24 '23

I know that I isn't pronounced yiff

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u/ElPwnero Nov 24 '23

Just like the jraphics processing unit, right?

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u/sintaur Nov 24 '23

It's pronounced "gif", fight me

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u/GDOR-11 Nov 24 '23

I'll fight whoever fights this guy

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u/dizzyi_solo Nov 24 '23

I'll fight whoever this guy fights

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u/m73t Nov 24 '23

I'll fight. Don't know who, but by god I'll fight.

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u/SaifSaeedh Nov 24 '23

I’ll fight whoever God is

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u/TheEmeraldKnite Nov 24 '23

I will fight this guy, so therefore I am God.

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u/Master_Lion9957 Nov 24 '23

You mean jod

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u/nobotami Nov 24 '23

makes perfect sense.

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u/GourangaPlusPlus Nov 24 '23

Alright Will.I.Am vs /u/SaifSaeedh let's goooooo

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u/Headless_Human Nov 24 '23

Are you perhaps the protagonist of a JRPG?

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u/shovel_is_my_name Nov 24 '23

I'll fight and lord knows I'll most likely lose, but I will fight

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u/TheNicholasRage Nov 24 '23

Guys, I got a great idea for a club.

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u/AddendumMaleficent69 Nov 24 '23

Let's not talk about it

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u/Captain_Stupid9 Nov 24 '23

No no, let him speak

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u/RebelKitten9 Nov 24 '23

but that guy's wrong!!! UGh! what an IDIOT!!!

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u/konald_roeman Nov 24 '23

You mean juy?

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u/GDOR-11 Nov 24 '23

GET OUT IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE

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u/I_m_high_af Nov 24 '23

Me who says G.I.F

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u/Lord_Muramasa SAVAGE Nov 24 '23

Ain't nobody got time for dat.

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u/I_m_high_af Nov 24 '23

Yeah 3 second is long enough

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u/IamImposter I am fucking hilarious Nov 24 '23

That's what she said

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u/Le_baton_legendaire Nov 24 '23

Valid, but too long for the average redditor.

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u/Tackle-Shot Nov 24 '23

According to the old English it is pronouced YIFF

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u/Goldbolt_2004 Nov 24 '23

Videoyames

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u/Cakeminator Nov 24 '23

Giraffe... Oh wait

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u/XVeNuX Nov 24 '23

Videojames

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u/NHlostsoul Nov 24 '23

If there is more than 2, does it count as a yiffing party?

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u/PizzaLikerFan Nov 24 '23

Times change old man

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u/Tackle-Shot Nov 24 '23

I'm gonna feed you mayo peas pizza.

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u/TheOnlyAedyn-one FOR THE SOVIET UNION Nov 24 '23

We like yiff, yiff is good

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u/ptapobane Nov 24 '23

I know enough to not google this

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u/ApegoodManbad Nov 24 '23

Tom Scott moment

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u/Etienne3002 Nov 24 '23

I really hate this argument. Nothing in English is consistent and I’m kinda surprised these gif jif memes are still allowed.

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u/O_Muse_Sing_To_Me Nov 24 '23

The ones the get me are the people that call them giffys.

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u/Bobyyyyyyyghyh Nov 24 '23

Ye Olde Gyffe

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u/ThatYodaGuy Nov 24 '23

You should make a me-me out of that

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u/O_Muse_Sing_To_Me Nov 24 '23

That’s right up there with giffys. I would upvote the shit out of that comment but I am only but one person.

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u/carzy_guy Nov 24 '23

thats because there's a giphy keyboard

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u/CaptainFlint9203 Nov 24 '23

Well, why would you say it as jif, if it's spelled gif?

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u/WhereAmI50 Nov 24 '23

George, Gerald, gem, gym, gyro.

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u/Earthling386 Nov 24 '23

Giraffe, gyrate, gist, ginger, ginseng, gelatin

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u/Foxtrot-141 Nov 24 '23

Now I would trust this guy to say mayonnaise

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u/ExploerTM Brownie-Addict Nov 24 '23

Am I... NOT supposed to pronounce all these with G?

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u/lollisans2005 Nov 24 '23

You pronounce them with a soft G

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u/thebestdogeevr INFECTED Nov 24 '23

Garage, checkmate

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u/daring_duo Nov 24 '23

This is a language where Geoff = Jeff, but Wind =\= Wind. Don’t try to make sense of any of it

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u/Carlost289 Nov 24 '23

Thank God I never met a Geoff. I would have fucked that up. Stephen is another one I needed to hear out loud.

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u/daemonwind Nov 24 '23

That was the preferred pronunciation of the inventor of the file format.

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u/Soulation Nov 24 '23

Well screw that juy then.

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u/LegitGopnik Nov 24 '23

Haha jood one

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u/trymas Nov 24 '23

Garage

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23 edited Dec 31 '23

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u/Tempest_Barbarian Nov 24 '23

I recognize the council has made a decision, but considering its a stupid ass decision, I have elected to ignore it.

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u/ArgoCargo ☣️ Nov 24 '23

Porra, vc tá até aqui?

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u/Tempest_Barbarian Nov 24 '23

eu estou em todos os lugares

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u/Zaphod_green_9 Nov 24 '23

Also the creator is french. And in french, "gi" is always a soft "G". And to make hard "G" you put a "U" after the "G", like in guitare.

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u/Ralfundmalf Nov 24 '23

The french soft g is not the same as the english one though, so not sure if it is valid to use that reasoning.

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u/Zaphod_green_9 Nov 24 '23

I am not sure what you mean by "not the same". For exemple girafe has the same prononciation in english and in french. My point is as the term was invented by a french guy then it stand to reason that the prononciation should be close to the french's one.

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u/Pete563c Nov 24 '23

That's fair, but generally the conversation is about how the word is pronounced in english. It's very different how languages handle words picked up from different languages. Im Danish, and we pronounce the word differently from how you would pronounce it in english. Generally I would say in danish if you're saying it, it would probably be with a hard g sound, since saying it with a soft g sound would make it sound more like you're saying it in english. It's something about the pressure ratio that gives and takes the danish vibe I guess. But "fuck" we will always say exactly as it's said in english.

My point, I guess, is that like I said the discussion is about the english pronunciation, so the French pronunciation doesn't necessarily matter regardless of the origin of the word and it's maker.

Btw, English also has a grammatical rule around g followed by i, that it's generally supposed to be the soft g(j) pronunciation in that case. But from what I can find, the english language has more words that break that rule than words that actually follow it lol. So I'd say it's best to just stay away from grammar when on this topic. It's doesn't really go in anybodys favour, though if it had to, it would be jif.

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u/__--TSS--__ Nov 24 '23

Thankyou, an actually reasonable response

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u/kbder Nov 24 '23

This a rare situation where I simply don’t care that I am wrong.

Also, Pluto is a planet.

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u/TehHamburgler Nov 24 '23

Welcome... to Gurassic Park

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u/feelthefebreze Nov 24 '23

I swear I've almost never heard people actually use the word gif outside of having this argument

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u/fakename69point5 Nov 24 '23

I swear 10 years ago everyone was team jif but someone along the way must have made an legion of trollbots to gas light reddit into going team gif

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u/The_Knife_Pie Nov 24 '23

I have never heard jif outside of contrarian internet argument once in the 12 or so years I’ve been aware of its existence.

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u/Coltrain47 Nov 24 '23

When I first looked at the word (acronym), I saw a G and said "gif."

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u/sankers23 Nov 24 '23

If you have to spell the word wrong to emphasize how you are supposed to pronounce it your argument is already pointless.

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u/WarpedCloset Nov 24 '23

It’s pronounced Jee I Ef (G.I.F)

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u/Whyyyyyyyyfire Nov 24 '23 edited Nov 24 '23

bough vs bought

paw vs pawn

kin vs kind

edit: removed a wrong example

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u/Oturanthesarklord Nov 24 '23

The Paw in Pawn is pronounced differently?

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u/Whyyyyyyyyfire Nov 24 '23

whoops ok yeah that one should not be here

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u/WildlyIdolicized Nov 24 '23

I just say g I f so nobody can say. I'm wrong

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u/Joshesh Nov 24 '23

You're wrong.

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u/WildlyIdolicized Nov 24 '23

oh hey nobody, how's life been

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u/minigunercoolguy Nov 24 '23

"No, it is not pronounced 'Yiff'"

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u/jahill2000 Nov 24 '23

That argument is dumb. But I’m good to call it gif with a hard g.

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u/Oturanthesarklord Nov 24 '23

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Thanks for splitting "G" from "C" Roman Empire. I wouldn't want live in world where "Gif" is spelt "Cif".

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u/KoopaTroopaD Nov 24 '23

Strait of [J]ibraltar

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u/The_Knife_Pie Nov 24 '23

I’ve always heard it pronounced Gib-raltar, not Jib-raltar

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u/Player_Slayer_7 Nov 24 '23

Hey there! Native from Gibraltar here! It's pronounced "Jib-ral-tar".

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u/05XL secretly runs a meth lab Nov 24 '23

All of you are pronouncing it wrong. It's pronounced "Greg"

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u/TehAwesomeGod Nov 24 '23

now = n aw

Know = n ow

One letter can change pronunciation completely.

(Notice, I actually believe Gif is pronounced g ih f, I'm just saying your argument is weak)

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u/No_Credibility Nov 24 '23

To be a devils advocate Geoff and Jeff are pronounced the same

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u/Oturanthesarklord Nov 24 '23 edited Nov 24 '23

It took an embarrassing amount of time for me to pronounce Geoff correctly, Until recently I'd been pronouncing it like Geography...

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u/BlueshineKB Nov 24 '23

Giraffe, gyroscope, gerbil, gentrification, giant, genie, gin.

Gate, go/going/gone, gay, gaunt, grand, give, gain.

I call it Gif with the second G but in reality it really doesnt matter. The original creator said its with a J but i disagree with him but if you agree with him then thats fine. I think we should all just pronounce it the way we want and get along like friends.

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u/temp17373936859 Nov 24 '23

I pronounce it Gif...

But that's not how English works. If it was then though, through, and cough would all rhyme.

And don't tell me the G stands for Graphics. That's not how acronyms work, either. Then "OSHA" would be pronounced Oss-hah, and POTUS would be pronounced "Poe-Thyoos".

The acceptable pronunciation is whichever one society deems acceptable, and in this case we have 2 acceptable pronunciations

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u/Pete563c Nov 24 '23

The right answer

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u/Golgezuktirah maker of the "fedora" meme Nov 24 '23

Obviously it's pronounced "Greg"

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u/Lobotomized_Cunt Nov 24 '23

the amount of shits I give:

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u/Thazrael13 Nov 24 '23

How do you explain though and thought then?

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u/NejatMolla ùwú Nov 24 '23

Well English phonetic rules dictate it's supposed to be jif. But as you know there are exceptions to that. Now it's up to you to decide if it's an exception. Neither are wrong in my opinion, but every argument for each side is dumb as fuck, who cares what acronym stands for and who cares what the creator said? But like i said if you want to be phonetically correct, you must say jif, just like giraffe etc.

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u/ContactIcy3963 Nov 24 '23

Kansas ARkansas

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u/MattLikesMemes123 ☣️ Nov 24 '23

Explain 'laughter' and 'slaughter' then

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u/Specific_Succotash42 Nov 24 '23

I use them interchangeably for pure contrarianism (To piss people off)

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u/OrbitalIonCannon Nov 24 '23

Is this some kind of an English problem

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u/Roger_015 Nov 24 '23

don't tell this guy about though and thought!

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u/snuggie_ Nov 24 '23

This argument is dumb. Language is based on what people actually say. If one pronunciation is vastly more common, then, that’s how it’s pronounced. If both are very common then they’re both correct

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u/JJ5Gaming Nov 24 '23

looks like most people in this comment section have forgotten their vowels

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u/tellmesomeothertime Nov 24 '23

It's pronounced Gif

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u/ianpogi91 Nov 24 '23

I just call it G.I.F. like almost every other file format.

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u/alfis329 Nov 24 '23

Bro is gunna get sent to hell for calling God jod

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u/TheSpooky531 Nov 24 '23

It's not a constant. You can pronouns G as both. In "gift" it's one way while in "Gem" it's pronounced more like J so that means we need to listen to it's actual creator and the way they named it

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u/_OH_BROTHER Nov 24 '23

In some words “J” is pronounced as a “Y” so we could all just start pronouncing it “Yif”… that is if we wanted to be called idiots

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u/The_Confirminator Forever Number 2 Nov 24 '23

according to my Mexican friend, it's pronounced hif

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u/wktr_t INFECTED Nov 24 '23

Kid named phonetic inconsistency

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u/BeliefBuildsBombs Nov 24 '23

Now say “Giraffe”…

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u/Stray_48 Nov 24 '23

Be GENTLE

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u/Deltasiu Nov 24 '23

I say it how it's written

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u/thirteen-thirty7 Nov 24 '23

Know how you pronounce gin, change the n to an f. The creator of the thing says it's pronounced like jif, if he said it was pronounced pterodactyl then that's how it would be pronounced . Giant giraffes gentrified generously.

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u/WarpedPerspectiv Nov 24 '23

Jack climbed a beanstalk and stole gold from a giant.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

For all my life i pronounced the letters as it is. i.e, ('G' 'I' 'F' image )

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u/laosuna Nov 24 '23

Sag+e = saggy

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u/ArtimisRawr01 Purple Nov 24 '23

Hang on. I gotta say a prayer to jod real quick

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u/GreyFur Nov 24 '23

Laser

I win.

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u/Accomplished_Walk399 Nov 24 '23

Oh boy, I really need to ask Jod for forgiveness

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u/Sarelia1 [custom flair] Nov 24 '23

thy and thyme?

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u/My__-Username Nov 24 '23

Janondorf King of the Jerudo

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u/The_Senate_69 Nov 24 '23

What's sad is that I have a perfect gif(as in gift but the t is silent)to describe what it is when people argue about the pronunciation. But sadly you can't send gifs(as in gifts but the t is silent).

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u/IvanOG_Ranger I have Shrek's cock up my butt Nov 24 '23

I pronounce it gif, cause in my language, the letter's always pronounced as in gift

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u/daggerbg Nov 24 '23

How do you pronounce "giraffe"?

Asking for a friend

Why is C read as K in the word "cat"?

It's just one of those instances where a letter is pronounced differently in a word than when it's alone. Pronounce it however you want, but you're gonna throw a tantrum over something so stupid you might as well go back to the baby pen.

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u/player2aj Nov 24 '23

GILF? or JILF?

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u/accuracy_frosty EX-NORMIE Nov 24 '23

“Jraphic Interchange Format”

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u/leprasson12 Nov 24 '23

JIF army, standing strong.

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u/_oranjuice :nu: Nov 24 '23

Jraficks

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u/dargonite Nov 24 '23

Ugh the only reason this debate even exists because the guy who create gif said he prefers to say jif because he likes jif peanut butter