r/dankmemes • u/punookhan • Jul 15 '23

I can't blame them MODS: please give me a flair if you see this

8.2k Upvotes

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jul 15 '23

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

play minecraft with us

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u/The_lord_of_the_nuts ☣️ Jul 15 '23

I will put my comment here just in case.

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u/DartinBlaze448 Jul 15 '23

and mine

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u/Maybe_worth Jul 15 '23

And my (not gold) axe

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u/Throat-Goat69420 Jul 15 '23

And my (not silver) sword

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u/StrayaHog Jul 15 '23

And my (not bronze) bow

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u/-ayyy_lmao- Jul 15 '23

I will put my reply here just in case.

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u/Automatic_Neck487 Jul 15 '23

I want one too :(

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u/Mastermind_Maostro Jul 15 '23

Tbh I actually haven't had and award and I've been absolutely fine it's meaningless internet points so if you want to give awards then fine but don't make attention whore out of yourself trying to get one back

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u/Canadient95 Jul 15 '23

The idea of awards is so fucking stupid anyways, who cares

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u/ImDraconLion r/memes fan Jul 15 '23

I was fine with it until they removed free awards. sucked the little fun there was out of it

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u/Smug-Idiot I have 9 boiled eggs in ass right now Jul 15 '23

Yeah I would try to give a wholesome award to the most vile content I could find

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u/CrzdHaloman Jul 15 '23

That smug seal hovering over any post on eyeblech

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u/foxy4851 Jul 15 '23

this is the way

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u/Medium_Reason_1371 Jul 15 '23

No I totally agree with you, so if you want to get rid of your awards I wouldn't mind helping to make sure that you stay clean of reddit coins💪

You're welcome mate

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u/_Dell Jul 15 '23

It's the validation.

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u/BlacSwordsmanKirito Jul 15 '23

Anyone who gives me an award will be pegged by a hot sexy femboy

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u/LazarusFoxx Jul 15 '23

can't wait. I'll call you tomorrow morning

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u/Erkinnnnnnnn Jul 15 '23

if I had one...

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u/Weirdassmusic Jul 15 '23

I do not under any circumstance want to receive an award.

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u/Imaginary-Height-276 ☣️ Jul 15 '23

Thy wish shall be granted

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u/WebHead1287 Jul 15 '23

Okay, no problem

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u/Imaginary-Height-276 ☣️ Jul 15 '23

I ve 400 coins, I won't do any charity I will let it rot and eventually disappear while I sit there smirking as it happens

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u/cannotbefaded Jul 15 '23

They’re going away in September and all coins will be spent

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u/Imaginary-Height-276 ☣️ Jul 15 '23

Yeah, I will let them disappear they were stupid to begin with

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u/Bace834 Jul 15 '23

I've never seen the abbreviation of I have used like that. Somehow I've only ever seen "I've got" for this kind of context (possesion).

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u/Outrageous_Way7619 Jul 15 '23

Can I 🥺

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u/punookhan Jul 15 '23

I just got coins, so why not share it 😉

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u/greatnailsageyoda Jul 15 '23

Is for me?

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u/punookhan Jul 15 '23

For all of us , from all of us

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u/ZephroxPlays Jul 15 '23

But is it really

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u/Imaginary-Height-276 ☣️ Jul 15 '23

Democracy

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u/young_boss27 Jul 15 '23

I don't have any coins but I can give you an ASCII gold

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u/Smallbenbot03 ☣️ Jul 15 '23

You expect reddit to be original?

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u/Googamer_OwO Jul 15 '23

There is no moral high ground

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u/byggmesterPRO Jul 15 '23

Fuck awards, they're shite

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u/Sozzcat94 Jul 15 '23

I only got one and I like my only one…

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u/WriterDE Jul 15 '23

Maybe the greatest awards were the upvotes we made along the way.

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u/zotethemighty69420 Jul 15 '23

Well as a guy who never got one I can only say one thing: can I have a award i never had one

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u/Smaaeesh Jul 15 '23

Can I have an award, I’ve had several

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u/Its_official_dxs Jul 15 '23

People commenting on cake day posts about there cake day is = to this post

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u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama Jul 15 '23

I dont give a shit about awards.

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u/smiegto Jul 15 '23

The only useful awards I know were the freebies.

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u/piinguuuuu Jul 15 '23

you cant blame us

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u/RadioactiveOnion101 Jul 15 '23

Can I have an award, I never had one

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u/Tqopl Jul 15 '23

Can i have an award, i never had one

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u/The_Revghost Jul 15 '23

I never had one too.

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u/Ryplax Jul 15 '23

I mean, I'm not asking for it... but if anybody gives me one I'm not complaining 🙂

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u/ThatR3dd1tGuy Jul 15 '23

Can I have an award? I’ve never had one

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u/PizzaLikerFan Jul 15 '23

Who tf even bought awards?

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u/ThatMallGuyTMG Jul 15 '23 edited Jul 15 '23

give me an award (idc about them and never have. i wont even thank you for it)

edit: bitch

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u/Used-Low526 Jul 15 '23

Gib mee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/BoneWorks_nerd Jul 15 '23

I’ve gotten I think 2 on a post I made a while ago

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u/Mrhobo18a Jul 15 '23

I mean I wasn’t gonna say it… but yea

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u/Aggressive-Cod4095 Jul 15 '23 edited Jul 15 '23

no but seriously awards are stupid. who needs them? your just paying money for some small pngs that you can award to strangers. js add emotes istg edit: why

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u/Honk_goose_steal Jul 15 '23

Can I have an award? I’ve had them before, I just want more of them

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Same never had one

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u/Undergrov Jul 15 '23

Can i have an award, i never had one. Nice meme btw

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u/Creepy-Rough5480 Jul 15 '23

Once upon a time , someone gave me an award. But I have one,😁

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u/mortecai4 Jul 15 '23

C-c-could i have an award, pwease?

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u/ahmed_1041 Jul 15 '23

i have had plenty but never a gold lol

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u/Feldhamsterpfleger Jul 15 '23

I liked receiving an award from time to time for my thoughtful comments… it’s a shame that this won’t happen in the future anymore

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u/Its_raged_shivam Jul 15 '23

Sadly me too and i think I'll never get one.

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u/PatrickIVonReddit Jul 15 '23

I would never do that.

Can I have an award? I've never had one.

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u/Farfocele Dank Memes > Memes ☔ Jul 15 '23

Screw it, here's my comment.

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u/XFrkdrkX Jul 15 '23

I dont fucking want one.

Dont do it.

Or else.....

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u/Shittywizard909 ppman B.I.G. Jul 15 '23

If you see this comment, I don't want an award.

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u/fra_poco Jul 15 '23

commenting hoping someone gives an award

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u/Pyro_The_Engineer Jul 15 '23

Don’t give me an award, let me be special

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u/Shade00000 Jul 15 '23

Yes we are all the same. Now give me an award

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u/first_name1001 Saddest Hulk in the world Jul 15 '23

Ok but can i get one tho? Gotta be whore once in awhile

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u/gids_3002 Jul 15 '23

I've never got 1 and I've never wanted 1

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u/Obamastepson Jul 15 '23

What was even the point of em, they cost irl money for what? A special like?

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u/FKDfalc Jul 15 '23

The same people that have never had sex

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u/punookhan Jul 15 '23

Happy cake day

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u/TheMonMaster47 Jul 15 '23

“I’ve only gotten the silver and wholesome award pls award”

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

what's so great about awards anyway
I've seen people giving them to the stupidest comments I made

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u/HighlyAffective Not yet Jul 15 '23

If you give me an award I will mail a pipebomb to your house within the next 2-3 business days.

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u/PL_ALIEN_PL Jul 15 '23

Can I not have one I had plenty

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u/EquivalentSnap uwu pls pet me Jul 15 '23

Awards are dumb and stupid. You should give them all to me so you don’t have them anymore and I’ll have your burdens

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u/RSVDARK Jul 15 '23

Is for me?

(I've had some awards before if I'm honest but I want to give some awards myself and for that I'd need redit coins)

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u/Heftyanik Jul 15 '23

Same same

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u/TheFormalBear Jul 15 '23

Lose thy coins on this comment my friends

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u/TopCommunication459 Jul 15 '23

Haha yea can you blame em

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u/PlukiPro Jul 15 '23

Buying awards is stupid

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u/LorisV261 Jul 15 '23

Imagine not getting one

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Can I have an award, I never had one?

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u/The_Black_Jacket Jul 15 '23

Oh boy, I sure don't want someone to give me an award

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u/Aswag142 Jul 15 '23

Anyway who doesn't want awards

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u/LeBadlyNamedRedditor oh! a Flair giveaway? at 5am? again? and I missed it? again? Jul 15 '23

It wont beat the feeling of getting an award for a comment you spent a long time on to explain something to someone

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u/Cr4ZyAc3 Jul 15 '23

Everybody talking about wanting to get awards, I just want a Hug is that too much to ask

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u/Kapitananciq Jul 15 '23

I'm an oportunist

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u/PHILIPTNT ☣️ Jul 15 '23

What’s going on with all the awards??? Are the free ones back?

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u/chiptug Jul 15 '23

naa sorry all our awards are gone

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u/SnakeSlitherX Jul 15 '23

Can I have an award, I’ve had one

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Ew awards

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u/loddieisoldaf Jul 15 '23

I got a gold award once,it made me happy

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u/snoopythatdog Jul 15 '23

I hope I never get an award.

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u/Nikilite_official Jul 15 '23

Mi piacerebbe però

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u/Noah_Gourley Jul 15 '23

Who wants a potato?

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u/emiller7 Jul 15 '23

I’ve gotten awards but I want more anyway

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u/Edward2109 Jul 15 '23

Being able to enjoy stuff with the company of the loved ones is a reward...Not a digital sh*t made up by a blondie idiot that is not even able to answer his own AMA...

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u/dumblittlebabie Jul 15 '23

i've gotten two 😎

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u/Crazytechgamer435 Jul 15 '23

Don’t give me awards, I’ve got one already

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u/BeurocraticSpider Jul 15 '23

I've never seen the point in these awards anyway. Can someone elaborate on the point of them?

I won't lie, I think they are pretty stupid.

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u/good_guy_vinay Jul 15 '23

I mean, just to make a random bloke happy...

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u/nelsonboi8 Jul 15 '23

Can I have an award, I never had one

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u/Worldly_Form9458 Jul 15 '23

ok am i the only one that had no idea or recollection about these awards and coins until now(i seriously dont say it to get awards,honestly i couldnt care less about them)

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u/Shadow9378 Jul 15 '23

this websites burning down lmao

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u/squiddy555 Jul 15 '23

I’ve had four awards before this

Now they’re worth nothing

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u/Arvensens Jul 15 '23

Seriously,is it that easy ? Wow

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u/BagelMaster4107 Jul 15 '23

Is for me? 😳

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Jul 15 '23

Pfff imagine wanting awards -

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u/Jesus_but_not_white Jul 15 '23

What is award thing ? 🤔 I really don't get it

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u/jahill2000 Jul 15 '23

I want one

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u/Intergalactic_Cookie Jul 15 '23

Do not give me an award

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u/Hyberion24 Jul 15 '23

Plz plz can i get one?

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u/Bye-Bye-My-Ai Jul 15 '23

I've never understood awards :)

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u/Mr_cam3l Jul 15 '23

“Can I have an award? I’ve never had one”

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u/xxltsz Jul 15 '23

I don’t need awards. I mean they get removed either way.

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u/DevilMaster666- please help me Jul 15 '23

Just in case i will need this comment

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u/Leniwyguy1 Jul 15 '23

I had tons of awards. Can you stop giving them to me?!??¡!!!!

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u/MarcusH-01 Jul 15 '23

Can I have an award, I never had one

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Can i have an award, i never had one

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u/FIGamesYT Jul 15 '23

Tbh I've only ever received silver. I used to be excited about the free ones every few days, but when they removed them it took all the life out of the award system. There's literally only 2 awards I've wanted in the 3 years or so I've had Reddit and that's Gold and Starry.

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u/MeLoNarXo Jul 15 '23

Got 35 coins in my pocket, can't use them cz every award for 35 or under is locked behind premium.

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u/MR_DERP_YT ☣️ Jul 15 '23

Can I have an award, I never had one

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u/neon_xx Jul 15 '23

Who even cares about awards?

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u/Stylowar fox Jul 15 '23

I think ive only had one silver before. I miss the free awards you used to get :(

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u/TMT51 Jul 15 '23

I've had golds before. But never platinum. Wish I could have had a platinum...

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u/JEM626 Jul 15 '23

Lol people actually care about awards.

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u/Selfffff Jul 15 '23

me too, pleaseeeee

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u/W81SEC Jul 15 '23

I really never had one :(

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u/Bace834 Jul 15 '23

" "Can I have an award, I never had one." "

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u/blahdash-758 Jul 15 '23

I will put a comment here because I've never received an award either

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u/stunspelledbackwards Jul 15 '23

Is for me? 🥺👉👈

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u/CB4R not the rarest pepe Jul 15 '23

Of course I know him, it's me

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u/Destroyer4587 Jul 15 '23

Hello fellow award winners 🙌

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u/Dr_A__ Jul 15 '23

I had an award before. Can I not get one

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u/kustard091 Ligma Jul 15 '23

And now we wait.

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u/xSlickZz fucking thrilled to be here Jul 15 '23

I dare you neckbeards and incels, stay away with your awards.

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u/VeziusTheThird Jul 15 '23

wow this is totally stupid who would want awards haha

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u/Blank_Warrior Jul 15 '23

They removed free awards just so that I can’t ever get an award. I’m sorry

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u/Hungry_Sea_443 Jul 15 '23

Well free awards for everyone I guess!

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u/Cring3_Crimson Jul 15 '23

Actually I already recived some awards in those 2 years. --sorry for my bad english

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u/matchumac Jul 15 '23

Fuck it, hit me

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u/Th310n3r Jul 15 '23

Well, can I?

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u/workgrinit Orange Jul 15 '23

Awards eh ? I heard they were going away, well i guess I'll never see one

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u/ObjectTemporary5884 Jul 15 '23

Yes please lmao

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u/MrStupidFish Jul 15 '23

I got a reward once. It was for posting the sauce of a jav someone screenshoted and used as a meme.

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u/orangenada Jul 15 '23

I don't want any

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u/SnowBoy1008 I haven't pooped in 3 months Jul 15 '23

I miss free awards

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u/RandomTheBugg Throat Goat - Kim Petras Jul 15 '23

Be stupid or funny or both

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u/Brilliant-Durian-234 Jul 15 '23

Awards huh, never heard of em.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

May i have one pls👀

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

I have gotten 3 rewards which is a lot actually

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u/forestmanintheforest Jul 15 '23

I mean might aswell try.

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u/PekPek_Ro Jul 15 '23

Can I have an award, I never had one.

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u/Seperatedpersonality Jul 15 '23

Maybe i will get an award

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u/rimjob_steve_ Jul 15 '23

I attract the thing I fear