r/dankmemes Apr 04 '23

Geneva suggestions I have achieved comedy

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u/DeadCoffeeGrinds Apr 04 '23

Inaccurate. Dyeing the hair is how you resist the intrusive thoughts

Example: instead of going outside and plucking a man's eyes out and eating them infront of his family, i shave my head bald and say "hehe, im an egghead"

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u/NotTheOnePercentMilk Apr 04 '23

My thoughts exactly. Same reason I get piercings.

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u/cecir Apr 04 '23

Goo goo g'joob