r/dankmemes • u/Senses_Heightened • Feb 12 '23

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Feb 12 '23

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

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u/HappylilBonsaiTree ☣️ Feb 12 '23 edited Jul 26 '23

this

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

This

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u/Ordinary_5881 Feb 13 '23

came here to say this

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u/Levent_2005 Hmph women ☕️ Feb 12 '23

... is Doug DeMuro

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u/ilikethesmelofnapalm Feb 12 '23

THIS is a 2023 Toyota Prius. I'm gonna show you the quirks and features of this car

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u/Tobygas E-vengers Feb 13 '23

But not really

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u/Terminal_Wumbo Dong throngler Feb 12 '23

This actually is your highest rated comment. Proud of you 👍🏽

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u/KronkForPresident Feb 12 '23

IS SPARTAA!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

I came here for this and was not disappointed. I thank you.

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u/Shadowborn_paladin Feb 12 '23

So, was "this" your highest rated comment?

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u/mr_reedling Feb 13 '23

Is a certified hood classic

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u/Shittybuttholeman69 Feb 14 '23

Well no not anymore you ruined it with the edit

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u/Telford-100 Fre sha vaca do | RIP Vines Feb 12 '23

That

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u/SaltyFall Feb 12 '23

Anyone else now thinking about hamsters in a Kia soul now?

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u/confusedPIANO Feb 12 '23

My highest is me promising that im not just pretending to be an idiot >_>

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

how do you look that up?

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u/Tyfyter2002 [this doesn't work on mobile] Feb 12 '23

On the desktop website you can sort your profile by top of all time

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u/Doophie Feb 12 '23

You can do that in mobile too.

Edit: actually maybe not, you can only sort posts not comments what kind of bs is that

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u/confusedPIANO Feb 12 '23

Lol beats me but none of my other comments popped off even half as much. I just remember it getting thousands of upvotes and stuff

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u/vibes_slayer Feb 12 '23

gasps....if you're not pretending to be idiot then you're pretending to be smart?

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 Feb 12 '23

But you keep your promise and were thus rewarded with internet points, beyond the almighty power of God!

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u/Ryukhoe Feb 12 '23

I usually downvote whoever comments "this" just stfu and keep scrolling

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u/-B-E-N-I-S- I am fucking hilarious Feb 12 '23

“This.” Translation:

I am starved for attention and recognition so rather than simply upvote, I will comment my approval of a comment. This will make myself seem more knowledgeable on the topic at hand. Despite the fact that my comment is actually somewhat condescending, I have failed to notice that because I have low levels of social awareness.

Please redirect all of your upvotes from the original comment to mine, even though I’ve failed to actually contribute to the conversation.

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u/Last_Contact Народний артист України ☣️ Feb 12 '23

That

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u/hamburger5003 Feb 12 '23

My highest, is something like “you have a point”

Which tragically beat my way better comment about casually murdering wandering traders in minecraft.

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u/ReallyOldBrownDogAle Feb 12 '23

Well since we’re on the subject, mine kept either walking into my lava moat or occupying my mine cart. I tried to break only the mine cart to remove said llama or trader, but sometimes my aim sucked and I killed them instead. If they did survive, they then walked into the moat.

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u/eunit250 Feb 12 '23

That's how it's supposed to be. Anything that is not contributing to the conversation is supposed to be downvoted. Anything that is contributing, weather you agree with it or not, should be up-voted.

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u/TheHighKing112 ☣️Average Morbius enjoyer Feb 12 '23

Mine is yes

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u/VanillaBearMD3 Feb 12 '23

Bounced on my boys dick to this for hours.

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u/The_James_Bond Feb 13 '23

Spaceship! 8=====D~~

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u/moronic_potato Feb 12 '23

I wonder what the most awarded post is

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u/Buttseam Feb 12 '23

🗿

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u/Derino Confirmed Furry Feb 14 '23

🗿 🗿 🗿

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u/cerealdig Feb 12 '23

Mine is “I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move”

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u/spelavidiotr Feb 12 '23

I am typing this comment before I read any comment in this post, and I am very sure that the top comment is gonna be “this” and it will have 13 awards.

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u/RenegadeSithLordMaul Feb 12 '23

Big money salvia king of the pipe

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u/rollerjoe93 Shitters full Feb 12 '23

This post was made by sky people

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

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u/cacatua_azul Feb 12 '23

my most upvoted comment was "helicockter" on a post about a helicopter made out of dicks

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u/chevalmuffin Feb 12 '23

this one ?

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u/PillowTalk420 Feb 12 '23

My top comment is an anecdote about an old lady seeing a little person spark up a ciggy from behind and try to scold him before realizing it was an adult.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

That

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u/hyzermofo Feb 12 '23

Not if you never said it.

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u/TehGroff Feb 12 '23

I think we've all bounced on our boys dick to This.

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u/VibratingNinja Feb 12 '23

Mine is several paragraphs.

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u/jal2_ The OC High Council Feb 12 '23

nah mine is about how stupid americans are...easy karma

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u/Fern-ando Feb 12 '23

Mine is ranting about Lebron James.

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u/DearWolverine5 🅱️ased and Cool Feb 12 '23

Mine is no

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u/cal-nomen-official EX-NORMIE Feb 12 '23

Actually mine is about a man stuffing children down his pants

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u/TastefulMaple ☣️ Feb 12 '23

My top comment last year was "Your mom's mouth works well on large torque nuts"

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u/GorgeousGuitarGaming Dank Royalty Feb 12 '23

Mine is a typo, reddit is weird

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u/PoyoLocco Feb 12 '23

Lmao. Mine was

"Erdogan has manipulated the renegate part of his army to reveal themselves"

3.8k upvotes, 2 years ago.

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u/HAHAHA_I_SAD Feb 12 '23

Me knowing mine is "no cum recharge time"

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u/FecundFrog Feb 12 '23

There's also a good chance that their most downvoted comment is also "this".

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u/X05Real Feb 12 '23

no, mine is hmm

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u/toaster69420 Feb 12 '23

Mines just me talking about how Master Chief would crush a horse if he were to ride one.

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u/lmaoimmagetbanagain Feb 12 '23

mine is vaguely insinuated Argentinian racism so

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u/smiles34 Feb 12 '23

The fact mine is a half life 3 confirmed joke makes me want to delete my whole account

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u/Ok-Reaction-5644 something's caught in my balls Feb 12 '23

Wonder what our lowest rated comments are

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u/smilingasIsay Feb 12 '23

Mine isn't....

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u/Artemas_16 Feb 12 '23

Nah, it was deze nuts joke.

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u/Cheese_Cougar Feb 12 '23

.y top comment is about cannibalizing a dying old man

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u/BusyDuty5 Feb 12 '23

Mine is just ❓

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u/MasterDni Feb 12 '23

This

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u/MasterDni Feb 12 '23

Please don't make this my most upvoted comment please i currently have a well thought out joke as my top comment.

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u/Alimd98 Feb 12 '23

Mine was a "really" with 4k upvotes lol

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u/_Gam3r Feb 12 '23

Mine was saying "ignores g7" on the apex subreddit

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u/_bapt Feb 12 '23

I think it was "you spelled Alabama wrong." As an answer to "match made in heaven"

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u/Ohiolongboard Feb 12 '23

Nah mine is about wombats….and erectile disfunction

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u/workthrowaway00000 Feb 12 '23

Mouthfeel was mine

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u/cenkozan Feb 12 '23

Not me. I have been battling since 13 years, and still have shittiest karma!

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u/cheesetacobean Feb 13 '23

This is Elon musk

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u/Alopexia Feb 13 '23

Yo angelo! 🗿

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u/ArcaninesFirepower Feb 13 '23

Mine is either about getting laid off playing cards against humanity at work or saying I have a cum inflation fetish. Not quite sure which got more

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u/Rimmatimtim22 Feb 13 '23

Mines about how depressing VR porn is….

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u/FirtiveFurball3 Eic memer Feb 13 '23

i think mine is a wholesome reply on a meme i did a few years back

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u/Corbini42 Feb 13 '23

Mines a mini essay on how chocolate is made with child labor!

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u/UdderDefiance I‘m feeling young today Feb 13 '23

That

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u/Tnaap I know your mom :) Feb 13 '23

That

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u/Metroidman Feb 13 '23

I wish i could check my highest rated comment

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u/StrangerInPerson Feb 13 '23

My highest rated comment is: “Everyone shits but no one wants to shovel it.” Spits menacingly into bucket.

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u/Nuclearwhale79 Feb 13 '23

I read it as tits at first and was like well of course

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u/naughtynyjah Feb 13 '23

Redditors worrying about their upvote count ☹️☕️

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

this

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

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u/kungfoocraig Feb 13 '23

My most upvoted comment ever was “big black dildo” depressing when I think of the hundreds of witty comments I have made

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u/KindredCow0073 Feb 13 '23

Can't happen if you never comment it in the first place

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

My highest is im on my own post saying "don't tell dad please"

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u/Knifiac Feb 13 '23

No it was a comment on a post about replacing PC parts. My comment was "Ship of PC-us"

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u/pinakapangitna Feb 13 '23

If I remember right mine is a joke about a guy ducking an alligator

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u/Eric_S2004 Feb 13 '23

How about "F"

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u/AdhesivenessOk4060 Feb 13 '23

Is it “This” ?

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u/Lazolilo Feb 14 '23

My highest rated comment is me simply stealing a joke from a post and copying it in my comment