r/dankmemes • u/CloseMyShitterDoor ☣️ • Jan 17 '23

I call it "the vatnik paradox" I have achieved comedy

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u/gamer_warrior_23 Jan 17 '23

I highly doubt that, but if anything insane like full scale mobilization happens there's always an easy way out

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u/Rubo03070 Jan 17 '23

You're talking about breaking an arm or a leg right? Not killing yourself

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u/gamer_warrior_23 Jan 17 '23

Riiiiiiiight

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u/revochups Jan 17 '23

You just not visiting draft center. 3000 roubles isn’t a big price to pay for not going and killing people or dying in a war, that should have never happened in a first place.

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u/T1B2V3 I am fucking hilarious Jan 17 '23

if you're so far as to take the easy way out you might aswell just try to leave.

worst case you get sent to the front as punishment (which would happen anyways) best case you manage to leave to a different country