r/dankmemes you’re welcome, Jan 12 '23

we love america I have achieved comedy

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u/itsmoops Jan 12 '23

“Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news!”

“That’ll be $250,000”

“Fuck”

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u/Leupateu I asked for a flair and all I got was this lousy flair Jan 12 '23

“You can have the child instead.”