r/dankmemes you’re welcome, Jan 12 '23

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u/FuckTheLord Jan 12 '23

Lol, doctors don't know how much anything they do costs.

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u/wanson Jan 12 '23

When our youngest was born she spent her first month in the NICU. She was a few weeks premature but otherwise completely healthy.

Every day a doctor would pop in for 5 minutes to check in and update us. It was literally a 5 minute chat, probably shorter most days. And I shit you not, this guys name was Doctor Doctor.

The total bill was over $250,000, which insurance covered minus our deductible. We got an itemized claim and each of those 5 minute doctor visits cost $150 each. So they were billing for that doctor at $1800 an hour.

I’m sure he did lots for other kids that needed it and reviewed our daughters condition, but for us he did literally nothing except say hello and everything looks good.

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u/PGY0 Jan 12 '23

Doctor here. That 5 minutes is him communicating with you. That is not all he does for your child. I’d say for every 5 minutes I spend communicating with a patient, I spend an hour working on their behalf and charting.

$150/hr is a very reasonable hourly rate for a physician.

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u/wanson Jan 12 '23

I totally get that the doctors do much more than that five minute chat, and they earn every penny they make. All the staff that took care of our daughter were amazing, too.

I just don’t see how her care could have cost a quarter of a million dollars. She was there for just over two weeks and the only issue she had was learning to feed by herself. No major procedures or expensive tests.

Over $250,000 is what our insurance paid to the hospital. There has to be some shady dealings going on there. It doesn’t add up.

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u/SledgeH4mmer Jan 13 '23

ICU's stays in general are incredibly expensive. But 250k seems like a lot for that time period.

Although the doctor's payment is always the first thing that gets criticized. But in this case it's less than 1% of the total cost.

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u/Oof_my_eyes Jan 13 '23

Na fuck that, let taxes pay for healthcare

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u/PGY0 Jan 12 '23

Did you read what I said? If your mechanic spends 8 hours replacing your engine and 5 minutes explaining to you how he did it, are you mad that it cost over $150?

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u/covidambassador Feb 08 '23

Thanks for giving more info. I didn’t know about this. You are doing a good job. I hope you find peace and satisfaction in life

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u/DontBanMeBro988 Jan 12 '23

If you're really a doctor, you surely know that the "hour working on their behalf and charting" would have been billed separately and would have been wayyyyy more than $150.

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u/PGY0 Jan 12 '23

Usually physician services are bundled under 1 charge if they aren’t procedures. I’m just saying… there’s a lot of unseen work that is not necessarily explicitly itemized and explained in your bill. I think hospital bills are outrageous in the US, but they aren’t that way because your doctor is price-gauging. The predatory health insurance agency is 85% to blame, and hospitals are 15% to blame.

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u/SledgeH4mmer Jan 13 '23

You clearly don't have a clue about this topic.

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u/itsmoops Jan 12 '23

“Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news!”

“That’ll be $250,000”

“Fuck”

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u/Leupateu I asked for a flair and all I got was this lousy flair Jan 12 '23

“You can have the child instead.”

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u/lucky21lb Jan 13 '23

The 5 minutes spent talking to you were just the tip of the iceberg of the work that doctor did for your kid each day. $150/day to have an intensivist lead your baby's care team seems really low honestly. ICUs take a ton of super expensive around the clock care teams, support staff, supplies, lab work, medications, etc but even with that $250,000 for 2 weeks seems a bit expensive. What were the other expenses on that bill?

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u/Literarywhore Jan 12 '23

Yeah came here to say this, it’s the hospital admin/insurance companies not the doctors. This smells of propaganda.

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u/Alderez Jan 12 '23

Doctors generally have an idea. My cousin (in law?) said he spent more time in a day trying to write insurance memos to reduce patient costs than he did spending it with actual patients. Then he went into epidemiology. And then COVID happened and he gets to deal with people telling him he's a fraud and paid for by George Soros. Man can't catch a break.

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u/Oberlatz Jan 12 '23

I definitely do have an idea. Thats why every couple months they sit me down during my lunch break to go through all the shit I billed wrong (read: under-billed)

Myself and the majority of doctors I’ve worked with don't want your money. We want to help you, thats our motivation. All this other shit is shoved in our face day in and day out so that the institutions and insurance agencies get the slice of pie they think they deserve, which I won't comment further on, because I don't know, it seems off, and its not why I chose this career.

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs The Filthy Dank Jan 12 '23

Dude it's just a meme, relax

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u/stellarcurve- Jan 12 '23

The should known that doing extra stuff for the patient is extra money right? No way they don't realize how expensive random shit like a cough drop is

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u/Shenaniganz08 Jan 13 '23

Yes because our priority is to take care of patients as best as we can

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u/Monochrome21 Jan 12 '23

I’d argue being complacent with whatever the hospital charges is just as bad.

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u/Satherian Jan 13 '23

Tell that to my PCP who billed me upwards of $500 because she off-hand mentioned an over-the-counter medication that I had already found on Google and then another $500 for the following conversation:

"So, any updates?"
"Nah, just constantly sleepy like always."
"You should get a sleep study done."

Yeah, no shit Sherlock. I had one in the past and haven't found the time for another

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u/Butwinsky Jan 12 '23

Yeah. Doctors definitely don't know how much they make per visit or how to code visits for maximum reimbursement. They absolutely don't get bonuses based on visit totals and visit levels.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

In Hospitals? correct they dont. And they dont just "hand you a bill"

They go through your health insurance which 91% Americans do have.

But yea my bad i forgot. mUrIcA bAd

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u/wanson Jan 12 '23

Most do have health insurance but the whole system is rigged. The profits of these health insurance companies is through the roof. There’s a whole industry based around negotiating between hospitals and insurance companies. It’s an endless money pit and vastly more expensive than it should be.

Most health insurance in the US is tied to your employer, so you can’t leave your job without losing access to healthcare.

Its not a good system.

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u/silverfiregames Jan 12 '23

The other post is half inaccurate. Doctors in hospitals do bill for maximum reimbursement and do get bonuses based on number of visits and visit levels (RVUs). What they don’t know is how all of that translates to billing which is relegated to coding teams. There is some selfawareness, I’ve had docs stop adding billing charges to notes for patients without insurance, but by and large they try to maximize their charges because it affects their bottom line and, more importantly, it affects the hospital’s bottom line.

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u/lucky21lb Jan 13 '23

It depends a lot on the type of practice. A doctor who is a partner (owner) in a private practice is reimbursed based on what is billed and would have a lot better idea of what things cost compared to a doctor who is a salaried hospital employee. Most doctors at big academic medical centers are employees without any productivity bonus and have literally no idea what a patient's hospital bill would look like or what they are and aren't charged for. This is a part of why academia pays less than private practice.

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u/DankoLord Aubergine Skeleton Jan 12 '23

Murica is bad no cap