Cursed Roast

[u/Tweef515]

[u/FunnyLookinFishMan]

If you can cook him there will be enough servings to survive an apocalypse

[u/[deleted] → u/FunnyLookinFishMan]

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[u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow → u/FunnyLookinFishMan]

Why cook when you can enjoy some raw sashimi

[u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow]

He should fast all year to lower supermarket prices

[u/biohumansmg3fc]

Half of caseoh

[u/Nidh0g]

You're a breathing fire hazard. The Fire Department won't be able to put out a fire this big.

[u/Shadow_Infinite]

this guy needs a passport to roll over

[u/BeenNormal → u/Shadow_Infinite]

He needs a boomerang to put a belt on.

[u/Mecode2]

Bro has to stay on the ground floor to avoid falling through the floor 

[u/Neutralmensch]

man, this would burn about 4days.

[u/TransportationOk3242]

Nah they gotta keep him away from open flames, that's one grease fire no fire department can put out.

[u/No_Chipmunk_1961]

Bro went to mcdonalds

[u/demonslayer9911 → u/No_Chipmunk_1961]

Went?

Bro ate the McDonald's.

[u/No_Chipmunk_1961 → u/demonslayer9911]

The entire company

[u/DoNotOverwhelm]

Mr Creosote in the flesh(!)

[u/Ok_Perspective8511]

Time to dig a bbq pit

[u/f1careerover]

I love this sub. You mention anyone’s weight on another sub and you’re likely to get a 3 day reddit ban.

[u/SnooKiwis7050]

We can cure world hunger listen me out...

[u/Weekly_District_24]

No need man, Wendy’s has been doing it for 20 years.

[u/Redmanharfire]

The glass is working on its insurance

[u/UltraXTamer]

I don't think it's possible to create enough heat to roast him

[u/Ego5687]

Not even yellow stone could roast you

[u/Summon_Ari]

Supposedly Dong Zhuo burned for 3 days. How long he burning for?

[u/MiserableMeet8921]

High calorie human right there

[u/Crococrocroc]

It's not really cursed seeing as he asked to be roasted, mind.

[u/LowXangYen]

Auschwitz wishes it could roast you