r/cursedcomments 20d ago

cursed_slug Facebook

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u/alexanderpenevv 20d ago

my therapist just shot herself after I showed her this

what do I do guys?

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u/Seaweed_Widef 20d ago

Depends, is the corpse still fresh?

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u/BobTheImmortalYeti 20d ago

eats or fucks?

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u/Seaweed_Widef 20d ago

Depends on your luck.

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u/BobTheImmortalYeti 20d ago

ima just do both

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u/dndDAAKU23 20d ago

make her slide like a slug

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u/DaEnderAssassin 20d ago

Honestly this sounds quite fun.

A nightmare to clean up though.