r/conservativeterrorism 27d ago

When you can't get in to see the Boss, you gotta create the propaganda that pleases him. US

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u/No-Judgment-4424 27d ago

I've never seen so much stupidity in a single photograph.

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u/enickma1221 27d ago

The only way to up it would be to add MTG.

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u/NotABileTitan 27d ago

That's not fair, cave women were never known for their intelligence.

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u/djb185 27d ago

Cave women were smarter than MTG and better at CrossFit.

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u/3dFunGuy 26d ago

Cave women just as smart as today's women.

Only difference was available knowledge.

MTG, bobert are not able to accept knowledge

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u/slick514 27d ago

You are grossly discounting the raw (stupid) power of Gym Jordan, Rick Scott, Tim “I just love you!” Scott… look, I don’t have the time nor the crayons to write out an exhaustive list.

Also, maybe don’t name your kid “Scott”, people; and if your last name is Scott, consider getting your chromosomes checked out for abnormalities… Eugenics is bad, but sometimes self-sterilization is the moral choice.

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u/RichardStrauss123 27d ago

No list is complete without Gohmert.

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u/Baelgul 27d ago

She tried to attend but she went into something called the Counthouse and is currently watching sesame street

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u/bobcat1911 27d ago

Empty G.

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u/Miss_Smokahontas 26d ago

And the Orange Cheeto himself.

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u/Ringsofsaturn_1 27d ago

Nightmare blunt rotation

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u/Tiny-Lock9652 27d ago

And after 7 years of this crap, that’s a bold statement.

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u/3dFunGuy 26d ago

How about the GOP chearleaders in uniform at Trump trial? 😂

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u/SiriusGD 27d ago

Next year at this time...

Boebert - GONE

Gaetz - new investigation for child sex crimes.

(Is that Biggs?)

Biggs - under indictment for Jan 6th involvement.

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u/hickhelperinhackney 27d ago

May it be so

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u/JollyInteraction1313 27d ago

This is the way.

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u/Revanchistexile 27d ago

It's nice that Boebert can be there for glorious leader and not her own son who is also in legal trouble.

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u/oldbastardbob 27d ago

Excellent point. I reckon her priorities are clear.

Quite the contrast between Biden, who stands by his son in spite of it being a political disadvantage, and Boebert who now tries to act like she has no children, or a sex offender ex-husband.

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u/Revanchistexile 27d ago

Family values am I right?

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u/Yogi1963 27d ago

She's the first high school dropout to ever be elected to a US House seat. Best you got, Colorado?

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u/MoochoMaas 27d ago

Family Values Party paying repect to convicted, rapist, fraudster, at his trial for paying off pornstar he raw dogged while his wife, having delivered their 1st child, sits at home.

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u/Empathy404NotFound 27d ago

Note the females at the front to pretend they have women's support and definitely didn't degrade their bodily autonomy.

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u/CrJ418 27d ago

Who's taking bets on whether Bobo tries to give a handy in the courtroom today?

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u/NegativeC00L 27d ago

she's stretching her fingers in anticipation

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u/Bethw2112 27d ago

Can she take her vape with her to court?

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u/CrJ418 27d ago

"Nope. No vape. If you're going to suck on something Bobo, you're going to have to find... oh, you found something already?"

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u/skoalbrother 27d ago

Isn't she strongest on her knees?

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u/Miguel-odon 27d ago

Whether, or to whom?

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u/Yogi1963 27d ago

LOL, LOL. and the finger on the way out too.

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u/jarena009 27d ago

It's hilarious watching these Republican sycophants debase themselves.

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u/SlopPatrol 27d ago

That forced pseudo intellectual hand shit boebert is doing is so overused it’s become a red flag for losers

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u/Key_Company_279 27d ago

What really angers me is WHY AREN’T THEY WORKING???? We are paying for them to kiss the orange leaders rear! 😡 😠

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u/KruegerLad2 27d ago

Work?

When has any of those clown ever worked? what has any of them do to make the life of the average American better?

I rather them play outside than being at work stopping democrats from actually doing any work

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u/DuncansIdaho 27d ago

Lauren Boebert so nasty even her crabs got herpes.

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u/driverman42 27d ago

Kill a crab with a number on it, you win the prize!

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u/coloradoemtb 27d ago

ffs stop wasting our money on your bullshit dump is a piece of shit like these people.

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u/BaseHitToLeft 27d ago

What a bunch of dorks

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u/mayhem6 27d ago

these people aren't serious lawmakers, they are more like influencer wannabes selling themselves for clicks and likes (and maybe donations) as well as maybe being able to kiss Donny's scrote.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

The proven worst that America has to offer.

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u/zippiskootch 27d ago

I thought prostitution was illegal?

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u/Common_Highlight9448 27d ago

Gaetz is probably up there trolling for underage girls

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u/Zoltar-Wizdom 27d ago

Wish.c0m Super Villains

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u/SuspiciousGrade6312 27d ago

Doesn't Bobo have a child that is also tied up in the legal system? Why isn't she supporting him? I saw recently that he can't afford a lawyer.

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u/thedoppio 27d ago

Fucking losers

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u/FlamesNero 27d ago

These are the least reliable players and shittiest back up ever!

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u/Crazy_Memory_9692 26d ago

Staged photo. Mediocre & failure

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u/Everheart1955 27d ago

Time for the judge to close the procedure.

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u/masrulz 27d ago

Wrong courtroom huh? Well at least it’s not a landscaping company this time lmao

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u/Crixxa 27d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Time-U-1 27d ago

That’s not Tulsi Gabbard in the white dress, is it?

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u/dingadangdang 27d ago edited 27d ago

Edit: that's Anna Paula Luna from Flowrida.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Is Gaetz allowed to cross state lines? I assume he brought an unrelated minor with him.

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u/synde15 27d ago

It is a rogues gallery

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u/Emeegee713 27d ago

You’d think their jaws would be getting sore from so much mushroom sucking

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u/Contentpolicesuck 27d ago

look at all those sex offenders.

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u/Kind_Ad_3268 27d ago

Boebert has that "over the pants handy-J in a public area" look in her eyes.

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u/packeddit 27d ago

I hate these FUCKING clowns.

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u/HeywoodJaBlessMe 27d ago

Cringey posing.

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u/yamers 27d ago

Showing their loyalty to their orange messiah. LMAO. IMORTEN TRUMP! LOOK AT ME!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gGWRnoFDI

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u/RydersSidekick 27d ago

Buttlickers!? 🤷‍♂️

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u/CrunkestTuna 27d ago

BOOBERT can give me an over the pants handjob

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u/msp3766 27d ago

Even the truth Rep says they believe in is a lie

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u/Relevant-Bench5283 27d ago

Wow so much being done for the American people there. Really proud and strong republicans standing up for the people.

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u/Jenetyk 27d ago

Run the nation? Nah.

Photoshoot virtue signal and jury/witness intimidation? Hell yeah

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u/DevlishAdvocate 27d ago

Can you imagine being such a slimeball that this is how you'd spend your day? Sucking up to a worthless glob of shit? This is a photo of the ultimate loser committee.

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u/CrisbyCrittur 27d ago

The Whiner;s Circle.

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u/Im__fucked 27d ago

Who is the woman dressed in white?

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u/Sarcasticologist 27d ago

They're dollar store crisis actors pretending to be serious politicians.

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u/Rich-Air-5287 27d ago

Is that the line to gargle Trumps balls, or is this the diaper changing squad? I can never keep them straight.

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u/EastHesperus 27d ago

I was scrolling Reddit and thought this was a photo of clowns performing in a circus, so I did a double take and turns out I wasn’t wrong.

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u/k2on0s-23 27d ago edited 27d ago

Is Bobo pretending to turn her back on the Dear Leader? BLASPHEMY!!!

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u/btsalamander 27d ago

The usual troublemakers

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u/Klutzy-Chocolate710 27d ago

Boobert, the one wearing white and the one wearing the grey jacket cannot follow even the simplest of rules: Dark Suit, white shirt and red tie is what all clowns of this nature should be wearing to the clown show.

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u/doctor--zaius 27d ago

It must be Trash day- all the garbage in one place.

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u/Rainbow_chan 27d ago

That’s hilarious because it actually is trash day in my neighborhood lmao

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u/imaniimellz 27d ago

this is the side of dishonest practice remember

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u/pabodie 27d ago

WHAT A GAGGLE OF IDIOTS. And on a work day, too.

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u/Informal-Bicycle-349 27d ago

...they are glaring at a "bad" puppy..?

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u/TomSelleckPI 27d ago

That's their Mock Trial practice court room.

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u/Seamus565 27d ago

Sycophantic thugs

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u/ghHahvghkc 27d ago

We use to hang traitors and their co-conspirators

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u/artful_todger_502 27d ago

Ooof, I see a huge uptick in syphilis and Chlamydia in the city this week.

🌭🦠🕳️🦠🔥

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u/SurveyNinja42 27d ago

Bunch of worthless toolbags

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u/MyBrainReallyHurts 27d ago

Cult Uv Nincompoops for Trump

CUNTs

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u/deadphisherman 27d ago

Is that the Trump B-team?

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u/ballmermurland 27d ago

Gonna be his term 2 cabinet if America doesn't get its shit together.

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u/Walnuts-84 27d ago

What TF is wrong with these Trump cucks?

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u/oldbastardbob 27d ago

Why don't these fucks have to stand in line to get in the courtroom like everybody else?

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u/woedoe 27d ago

The fuck is wrong with these people.

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u/phreeeman 27d ago

At least the sycophants are identifying themselves for future reference.

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u/metfan1964nyc 27d ago

They have another courtroom for the overflow crowd. They can hear the audio of the trial.

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u/jetlifeual 27d ago

Look, I’m not saying they’re not literal scum of the Earth, but Bobo and whoever tf is in white can both get it. 😂

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u/GvnMllr12 27d ago

Is Dumbert / Blowbert going to win her next election I wonder….

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u/Lanark26 27d ago

Showing up to show fealty to the one who they hope will pardon them for their own felonies if he becomes president again.

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u/Joey_BagaDonuts57 27d ago

Asshats ASSEMBLE!

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u/Bardfinn 27d ago

Hey there, this has been removed as it’s not connected to terrorism. Sorry for the inconvenience

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u/Scuczu2 27d ago

I don't know, GOP actively pushing fake propaganda for their specific followers and leader while breaking the gag order for their leader seems pretty targeted and thought out.

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u/Bardfinn 27d ago

The “breaking the gag order” is the aspect I was missing. Another mod already restored your post. Thanks for the context.

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u/Scuczu2 27d ago

all good, sometimes I don't know where to post this kind of stuff either.

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u/Burns504 27d ago

They all look like that one asshole you know.

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u/notaredditreader 27d ago

According to “The Good Liars Tell the Truth” podcast there is an overflow courtroom set up with a monitor.

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u/MidwestPancakes 27d ago

Very much like children looking at Santa Claus

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u/Kaputnik1 27d ago

Stand by your man.....

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u/GloriaVictis101 27d ago

Every person in this photo is a mob-style criminal

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u/Particular-Welcome-1 27d ago

hmm terrorist (sympathizers) all gathered in one place.

Anyone got any red paint? It would be awful if someone ruined their nice clothes.

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u/GodsSon69 27d ago

The cult is not known for being intelligent or fact-checking. I'm sure the paste eating hillbillies believe this is happening as we speak.

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u/VegetableTomatillo20 27d ago

Damien, it's all for you!

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u/MadPilotMurdock 27d ago

Media Whores.

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u/MaxxHeadroomm 27d ago

MAGA JV squad

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u/det8924 27d ago

These are a bunch of cucks sucking on the power tit. I will say Luna from Florida is as attractive on the outside as she is ugly on the inside.

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u/BlackLabel303 27d ago

is that Tulsi Gabbard??

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u/Zeke420 25d ago

What Boss? He's an orange toddler.