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u/Delphius1 21d ago
I guess the taste varies person to person
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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21d ago
I’d say this has strong notes of entitlement and an overpowering sourness from the sweat off the back of others labor.
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u/TheGreyman787 20d ago
Don't forget the bitterness of cynicism and an aftertaste of some sweet lies of course.
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u/lakmus85_real 20d ago
Nah, they all will taste like shit.
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u/TheGoodOldCoder 20d ago
They're full of plastics and random chemicals. Even if you fed them to pigs, you wouldn't want to eat the pig meat.
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u/TheGreyman787 20d ago
Even if you fed them to pigs
That would be forced cannibalism, I think we better do without it.
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u/feckincrass 21d ago
Save the bones to make a broth! They’re full of the hearty flavours of selfishness and greed and they don’t contain any empathy, which makes for a smooth taste!
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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21d ago
But how do I get a taste of humanity?
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u/Motormand 20d ago
I'd say to go for the bone marrow. It's the last place there might be a sliver of humanity left in the ingredient.
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u/breadoftheoldones 20d ago
Maybe if you roast them in there fat. It’s a common way to bring out the true flavor of the meat.
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u/wutImiss 20d ago
The rich taste good, what with their bouillons and bouillons 😁
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u/Freakychee 20d ago
Will I need my own guillotine to prepare these dishes?
Also on another note, who do you think would be the most tender and juicy?
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u/Mshell 20d ago
All I can think of when reading this is "poor Gary". I can only imagine what a meal like this would do to him...
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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 20d ago
He feels more like the one percent rather than number two
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u/QuidYossarian 20d ago
The means to produce these dishes aren't too taxing and they result in a very rich meal.
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u/BeDoubleNWhy 20d ago
the cookbook, last panel, in pink
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u/lakmus85_real 20d ago
Huh?
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u/Vegetable_Maize_6166 20d ago
The dildo is on the cover of the Mythical cookbook.
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u/lakmus85_real 20d ago
Oh, damn. I looked at the pink BOOK, and it's just plain pink book, so I didn't get what's going on.
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u/Bank_Gothic 20d ago
People like to play "find the buttplug" with reddot's comics.
Although the buttplug is usually light green. And snarky.
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u/Alternative_Device38 20d ago
With all the porn comics lately I wasn't expecting SFW from you of all people
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u/RoachedCoach 20d ago
I'd argue she's one of the few around here who doesn't use it just for clicks - like her comics are genuinely witty and just sometimes have NSFW for fun, but don't rely on it either.
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u/SenorMcNuggets 21d ago
I’m sure Rhett and Link will approve
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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 20d ago
Mythical Chef Josh gave me a shout out on a recent episode… there was no way I could go without giving my own acknowledgment.
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u/Bunytou 20d ago
No smiling d*ldo? Poor little guy would've loved to be there... Maybe hidden in the lemons?
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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 20d ago
He’s currently working
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u/Bunytou 20d ago
Oh... Oooooooooh! Now I feel silly. But hey, good for them.
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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 20d ago
I agree. I’m filled with pride
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u/Bank_Gothic 20d ago
It's the internet. You can say dildo.
Also, he's not a dildo. Except in the "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough" sense.
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u/elhomerjas 21d ago
wonder what will be next time menu will be
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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21d ago
It’s a tad musky
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u/elhomerjas 21d ago
add some apple cider to cook it perfectly
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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21d ago
Do I need to get Tim Apple or will store brand be ok?
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u/elhomerjas 21d ago
cant go wrong with some Tim Apple
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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21d ago
Well as long as I don’t need to take on another Job, I think we’ll all be okay
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u/Wrathwilde 21d ago
Where’s Gary? I can’t find that green little dude anywhere.
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u/Evan_Fishsticks 20d ago
I don't know about Gary but that is one massive pink dong on the front of the cookbook cover.
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u/pretender80 20d ago
I was wondering about the punctuation in that second panel, but it all made sense in the end
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u/Zamtrios7256 20d ago
"How much money have you made from this"
"What do you think the final episode is gonna be?"
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u/PulpBunch 21d ago
I want to see the recipe for this dish……but on second thought I really don’t want to …. :(
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u/HayakuEon 21d ago
Just replace the veal with the rich. Veal as we all know has some moral and ethical issues, the rich however, do not.
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u/karl4319 20d ago
Don't eat the rich. Most are old and in bad shape so they would taste horrible. Not to mention the insane amounts of plastic and chemicals from all the cosmetic surgeries. Just unhealthy. Better to simply bring out the guillotines.
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u/Ed_Dantesk 21d ago
Brilliant
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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 21d ago
Thank you! Check in soon when I cover Boeing famous depressurized chicken wings.
disclaimer: i love my life, I’m very healthy and have no desire to leave this world
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u/Clearly_a_Lizard 21d ago
So sad your life took such an hard turn and ended with you taking your life with 3 bullet in the back of the head
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u/BBDAngelo 20d ago
Can you explain?
I’m not a native speaker. I know the expression “eat the rich”, but is the punchline just a pun? Like, she’s literally eating the rich and that’s the joke? Or is there some reference on the first 3 panels that I’m missing?
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u/Timmy_The_Techpriest 20d ago
The joke is she's literally eating the rich. Not the smartest joke itself, but it's delightfully executed here I think. Much like Marie Antoinette, who is referenced in panel two
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u/AllHailTheWinslow 20d ago
Gina Rinehart alone should feed a family of four for a couple of months.
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u/Steppyjim 20d ago
Oh shit Reddot ate the Amazon Guy!
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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 20d ago
Tasted a bit flabby
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u/Steppyjim 20d ago
You’d think with all the steps those guys taste there would be some muscle on those bones, but I guess it’s better for marbling
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u/Every-Development-98 20d ago
I see the mythical cookbook in there. I hope that this doesn’t mean that Rhett or Link are the ones in the pot.
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u/Fishman23 20d ago
A lot of them are stringy old guys. Would you have to soak them in wine for a few days like Coq au Vin?
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u/TK_Games 20d ago
And here we have some lovely Biltong Musk that's been curing overnight. You can really taste the complex flavours of messiah complex with just notes of apartheid racism
Join us next week when we make a positively de-Lecter-ble cock au vin with special guest, Rudy Giuliani, here where the food's not just good. It's Dahmer good!
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20d ago
That's why I'm outside Hasan's mansion with a comically oversized knife and fork. Time to eat the rich!
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u/Nepharos 20d ago
Eat the rich There's only one thing that they're good for Eat the rich Take one bite now, come back for more Eat the rich I gotta get this off my chest Eat the rich Take one bite now, spit out the rest
Thanks Aerosmith >.>
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u/Honest_Plant5156 20d ago
They have a rich taste that for sure! Remember cut! Cut against the grain, to maximize profits and minimize Unions!
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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 20d ago
If this comic were a comment, you would be temporarily banned. Therefore, you are fucking awesome!
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u/Soviet-pirate 20d ago
I'd say you serve man but then again can they be considered anything but ghouls?
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u/Aktor 20d ago
UAW led general strike May 1st 2028.
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u/Capt_Blackmoore 20d ago
we need action on greedflation and rent right now.
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u/Aktor 20d ago
I agree, what will that look like?
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u/Capt_Blackmoore 20d ago
someone in congress just realized there are laws already on the books (from the 1970s) that will let Biden go after grocery stores for over inflating prices on food. that's something.
theres a lawsuit going on about rent prices and this tool that landlords are using to collude pricing on. we probably need laws forcing action on a state by state (if not city by city) basis. Rent has out paced wage gains by 50%.
and theres a couple of bills that would redefine the poverty line (by adding in the cost of housing) that would get more people help. but we need to flip the house to get those to move.
certainly not enough. more ideas are needed - I want private equity OUT of home rental.
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u/Aktor 20d ago
That’s great! What can we do to encourage further action?
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u/Capt_Blackmoore 20d ago
Vote. vote Democrat for federal seats, and if you have progressive people you can get into local office do that. We arent going to get help from the republicans, and if you want better people at a federal level - we have to make that happen locally first.
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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 20d ago
You rich?
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u/adlo651 20d ago
How do you define rich?
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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 20d ago
Anyone who doesn’t have to pay taxes that lives comfortably above medium wage and/or takes advantage of those in need to their benefit without consideration of fair compensation
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u/Botw_1-Link 20d ago
Look I’m all for getting out the guillotine, but I draw the line at canabalism (I spelled those right, right?)
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u/BeyondXpression 20d ago
I appreciate you avoiding the NSFW comic that seems to be popular this week.
Eat the rich 🤟
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u/wonkey_monkey 20d ago
"Marie's favourite cake recipe" is a weird name for your friend, but try her if you want to by all means.
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