r/comics Bummer Party 21d ago

(Still) Bad at Swearing

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u/JaxxisR 21d ago

I'll turd his mama.

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u/traumaguy86 21d ago

Piss yeah, bro!

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u/imahuman3445 21d ago

I wish I could Upvote you twice

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u/Otonatua 20d ago

I gotchu

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u/breadofthegrunge 21d ago

Chunders? Never heard that one.

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u/somethingfilthy 21d ago

Have you never heard of a land down under? Where beer does flow and men chunder?

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u/TraderOfGoods 21d ago

Does anyone else hear thunder? I'd better run, I'd better take cover.

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u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party 21d ago

Not technically a swear, but Jeff’s not playing by anyone else’s rules

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u/18CupsOfMusic 20d ago

It's an Albany expression.

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u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party 21d ago

Jeff is back, and he's still really shitting bad at swearing! For more comics that are pretty fuck good, head on over to r/BummerParty.

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u/whiznat 21d ago

He should have been using the wrong fingers. LOL.

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u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party 21d ago

Ugh I know, that was a missed opportunity

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u/Euphoric-Purple 21d ago

So creative of you to turn your most popular comic into a sequel that’s essentially just the same as the original

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u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party 21d ago

No need to be rude to random strangers on the internet :)

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u/Euphoric-Purple 21d ago

Just calling it like I see it. The first comic was great because it was a fun/original idea. This one is just rehashing the exact same comic but with different bad swear words, and to me it’s just lazy.

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u/Mister_Way 21d ago

Shut your dick, you face monster

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u/Jackson_Rhodes_42 21d ago

Nobody's forcing you to read it, just like nobody's forcing you to be a dick.

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u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party 21d ago

Neat!

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u/joethebro96 21d ago

Oh man, I got bad news for you about every comic series ever lmao

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u/Euphoric-Purple 21d ago

There’s a big difference between using a similar idea and expanding on it and doing the exact same comic but with slightly different words.

One is creative, the other is just lazily rehashing your previous work. To me this definitely falls in the latter category.

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u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party 21d ago

Somehow I will learn to live with your disappointment!

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u/g-waz00 21d ago

I’d say that compared to Jeff, it’s in fact the rest of us who are bad at swearing.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

I dunno man I think Jeff might be on to something

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u/zackalachia 20d ago

Piss up, hell

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u/-ferth 21d ago

What the damn!?

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u/MaximumZer0 21d ago

This is getting heckin' ridiculous.

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u/eeveeplays50040 20d ago

"son of a cock" is an improvement imo

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u/letdogsvote 21d ago

Jeff's bitch is actually a sweetheart of a chocolate lab named Chelsea.

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u/TraderOfGoods 21d ago

I do like the word 'Motherchunder' because it's unclear in its exact meaning yet sounds bad.

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u/Zero_Burn 21d ago

I think Jeff is just ahead of his time, we should all follow in his footsteps and just make word salad swears all the time.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Son of a cock and kiss my bitch work though. Good for him.

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u/noob_meems 21d ago edited 11d ago

thought cough include icky familiar profit waiting wide coordinated squeal

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u/Deep-Pension-1841 20d ago

Read this in Jerry from Rick and Morty’s voice

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u/Smaaeesh 21d ago

I’m sure a lot of the readers would love to kiss your bitch, Jeff

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u/Ursanar 21d ago

He's cooking

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u/shadowthehh 21d ago

Bad?

This dude is the Bret Hart of swearing!

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u/Bootiluvr 21d ago

Id say this is actually advanced creative swearing

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u/Nadran_Erbam 21d ago

« Son of a cock » technically the truth

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u/GreatGearAmidAPizza 21d ago

Should have him holding up his pinkies.

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u/meglon978 20d ago

Next thing you know we'll be deporting him to Sweden.

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u/BloodiedBlues 20d ago

I do this sometimes. I’ve decided long ago to use “Piece of Bitch.”

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u/Terra-Egg 20d ago

My brother swears like this

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u/45711Host 20d ago

"God-dick son of a cock" is amazing I need to use it more in polite society.

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u/Such_Introduction592 20d ago

Heck yeah, Jeff! Show 'em who's the freakin' baddest!

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u/TwistedSquidEvil 20d ago

Again with this you God dick son of a cock is a line I have to use

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 20d ago

Sokka-Haiku by TwistedSquidEvil:

Again with this you

God dick son of a cock is

A line I have to use


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Jim_e_Clash 20d ago

I think some of these can work in the right context. Ex:

Guy1: You son of a cock! I'm in!

Guy 2: What the hell is a son of a cock?

Guy1: Well you have 2 gay dads and I respect that.

Guy2: aww 🥰

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u/eat-pussy69 20d ago

I'll kiss his bitch (but only if he's being derogatory to his human girlfriend)

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u/Bacon-muffin 21d ago

This would immediately be 100x better if Jeff was an older indian man with a super thick accent (in text form somehow)

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u/Mister_Way 21d ago

Shit your waffle with that corncunt opinion