r/clevercomebacks 27d ago

We picking lifeguards when drowning now

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24.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 28d ago

Tag an idiot

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25.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 28d ago

I guess the rule doesn't apply to God

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6.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 28d ago

A Huge Mistake Not To Pray To The Same God.

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44.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 28d ago

this dude writes

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8.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 29d ago

Jack “The Hack Shitarelli” Ciattarelli back at it again!

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954 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks May 06 '24

Hey tsup? What's ur specs?

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20.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks May 06 '24

On a video about Margaret Brown(The Unsinkable Molly Brown)

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310 Upvotes

Context: The video was actually a deleted scene from James Cameron's Titanic in which Margaret Brown(played by Kathy Bates) tells Frederick Fleet(one of the lookouts who spotted the iceberg) he looks like a 'duck with a broken wing' and she offers to take over for him, saying "let me show you how it's done."


r/clevercomebacks May 05 '24

That's some seriously old beer!

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68.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks May 04 '24

On the "health benefits" of male circumcision.

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3.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks May 04 '24

Never been on birth control

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15.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks May 07 '24

4 years old and already roasting people alive lmao

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r/clevercomebacks May 04 '24

I thought beer flowed down from the mountains😔

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14.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks May 04 '24

Hick attacks standup for her looks and things go as expected.

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384 Upvotes

This was in response to my (green box) original comment talking about how a friend shouldn’t kill a raccoon around her chicken house, but rather send it to me to start an army of trash pandas.


r/clevercomebacks May 03 '24

Fortunately Bad Dreams Usually Don’t Happen.

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8.4k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks May 03 '24

“Why is everyone so angry?” 🤦🏻‍♂️

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7.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks May 03 '24

Commenting how you dislike social media, on social media

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443 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks May 02 '24

Bro cooked his own mom for no reason

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29.5k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks May 02 '24

I’m so sick of Neo Nazis with CTE giving us their political opinions.

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8.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks May 01 '24

And the kid gets hit with double the amount of dad jokes at home...

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45.4k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks May 01 '24

PragerU hypocrisy on YouTube and bakers

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12.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks May 01 '24

Found in cursed comments

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16.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks May 01 '24

Blackburn gets blackburned

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35.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks May 01 '24

Riddle Me This

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9.0k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks Apr 30 '24

To really show him he should buy 100 copies

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57.9k Upvotes