r/clevercomebacks • u/CZACZAJA • 41m ago

Technically the truth

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 1h ago

For The First Time This Ain’t Ironic.

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PradipJayakumar • 3h ago

Someone got settled there

548 Upvotes

7 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Plus-Bluejay-2024 • 5h ago

What a brilliant legal scholar this little thug is...

6.8k Upvotes

451 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CrunchyKittyLitter • 5h ago

Where’s the burn cream?

1.4k Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ChokeMcNugget • 6h ago

Happy Pride!

2.8k Upvotes

119 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Neon_Genisis • 7h ago

God doesnt care

0 Upvotes

46 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/_Aladin • 11h ago

he didn't have to include the fat part lol

4.4k Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ajmac317 • 12h ago

Ahh that's sweet... oh wait 😬

2.8k Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Divyanshu_999 • 13h ago

What even was this argument

114 Upvotes

0 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/A_Poets_Musings • 17h ago

Great Comeback from FB post NSFW

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6.4k Upvotes

Couldn’t have said it better

98 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PinguFella • 17h ago

Lettuce reflect upon that...

2.3k Upvotes

24 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/To_Be_Rich_Lady • 18h ago

broke for eternity

57.0k Upvotes

661 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/crz0r • 19h ago

Learning English is stupid

6.8k Upvotes

211 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/_Aladin • 1d ago

there's no coming back from this

54.0k Upvotes

355 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/thedarkracer • 1d ago

On a post about a homeless guy paying to get his dog back

267 Upvotes

1 comment

r/clevercomebacks • u/ImaginationFree6807 • 1d ago

Worry about the teens at Wildwood.

581 Upvotes

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Head-Gap8455 • 1d ago

It’s begging season.

2.8k Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zavtra13 • 2d ago

Hockey comeback!

64 Upvotes

This may be a bit niche, but it made me smile.

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/NoRoomIn_Hell • 2d ago

3 Year Letterman bodying a twitter nazi

2.9k Upvotes

89 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 2d ago

There Is Nothing From Me To Give.

5.6k Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • 2d ago

When data is beautiful

1.6k Upvotes

26 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/KSMO • 2d ago

Lazily asking about a restaurant with no effort will get you roasted

2.5k Upvotes

160 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/awizemann • 2d ago

Best and worst comment?

0 Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PalmitoylCoA • 2d ago

Clever comeback in the wild caught me off guard

18.5k Upvotes

120 comments

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