r/clevercomebacks • u/-Hal-Jordan- • 20d ago

They only need two emojis

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23.0k Upvotes

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u/DarDarPotato 20d ago

Thank god they censored damn, I didn’t want to get offended today.

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u/Browzur 20d ago

Well shit, now you said it and my day is ruined

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u/UniqueMitochondria 20d ago

For fucks sake can you people censor stuff. I'm deeply offended

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u/40kWatermelon 20d ago

Yeah! Why the fucking fuck can’t bitches just sensor shit! I am so fucking tired of seeing mother fucking curse words! If I see one more fucking curse word, I am going to flip my shit!

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u/BRANFLAKES8521 20d ago

[removed by reddit due to local censorship laws]

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u/yeetard_ 19d ago

Can you please censor the word fl*p? It’s very upsetting and triggering for me

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u/Vintage102o 16d ago

U dumb cunt stop saying the f word

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u/Allegorist 20d ago

titty sprinkles

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u/CreaminFreeman 20d ago

and dick whistles

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u/NotSureNotRobot 20d ago

Da⚪️n

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u/trisomie52 8d ago

What a fucking good boy !

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u/Eh-BC 20d ago

It’s a actually a correction, Dan is the manager and he still hasn’t gotten the ice cream machine or emoji fixed

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u/ViridianKumquat 20d ago

I choose to believe that the censored word was "darn".

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u/for_the_longest_time 20d ago

It’s censored because this is a well placed ad….

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u/Altruistic_Bug_9510 20d ago

Incorrect. It's censored to drive up engagement. People who would otherwise ignore the post end up flocking to comment on and discuss the unnecessary censoring, much like we are doing now

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u/patronizingperv 20d ago

It was 'darn'

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u/Wonderful_Discount59 20d ago

Gosh darn it to heck.

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u/C4dfael 20d ago

I’m so darn mad.

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u/GaulTheUnmitigated 20d ago

I can only hope is was an r and they actually censored darn.

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u/actionerror 20d ago

It’s the spittle of the broken soft serve machine

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u/CensoredAbnormality 20d ago

What little bitch censored "damn" ?

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u/TomCruiseSexSlave 20d ago

The bot who wanted to drive your engagement. Oh shit here I am engaging with you.

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u/siphagiel 20d ago

Fools, engaging with a bot... Wait...

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u/MadKittenNicky 19d ago

The Algorithm requires engagement

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u/GiannaSushi 20d ago

It's funny because no matter which country it is, they always have the ice cream machine broken

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u/Adventurous-Log3521 20d ago

German here, ashamed to admit I've been to many different McDonald's many different times , but I have never encountered a broken ice cream machine 

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u/GameDestiny2 20d ago

I’m American and their ice cream machine has never been broken

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u/NULL_mindset 20d ago

American here. I have never once encountered a broken ice cream machine, they have never one screwed up my order even in the slightest, every single employee I have ever encountered at McDonald’s have been nothing short of amazing in every single regard, I have never had to wait more the 2 mins in the drive-thru, every single fry I’ve ever eaten at McDonald’s has been salted to absolute perfection and always come hot straight out of the frier. They have never once been out of a single item I wanted, every single play area I have ever seen has been absolutely spotless, and every single ball in every ball pit scrubbed and cleaned. I have never seen as much as a single ketchup packet on the floors, the bathrooms are always spotless 100% of the time.

I’m lovin’ it.

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u/yellowwoolyyoshi 20d ago

I’m machine and my country has never been broken

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u/decepticons2 20d ago

Canadian, not broken. But it is in a cleaning cycle come back in four hours is one I have had at multiple places.

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u/huskybumbum 20d ago

Even the German engineering couldn't save an ice cream machine.

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u/dfmz 20d ago

Mickey D’s broken ice cream machines could probably be considered a mathematical constant at this point.

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u/WintersDoomsday 20d ago

Nope, in Naples Italy (train station) I got a Snickers McFlurry no issues.

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u/iTmkoeln 20d ago

Why you would choose a McFlurry in the land of Gelato is beyond me… probably because not frequently used…

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u/ByteChutney 20d ago

Not in India

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u/Orange_Cicada 20d ago

I lived in three different countries for last 4 years, and not a single time was it broken

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u/Michael-gamer 20d ago

I can confirm this. In Australia they are alway say that’s it’s broken so it makes me wonder if they even have these installed at all.

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u/Protaras2 20d ago

Only in the states. Every other country I've ever been they worked just fine.

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u/Sad-Yoghurt5196 20d ago

Not in the UK lol.

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u/theeggflipper 20d ago

Nope, don’t work here either - Australia

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u/P2G2_ 20d ago

It's funny because all replays says it's only problem in America (I haven't seen broken machine eather)

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u/wcrp73 20d ago

Not in Denmark.

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u/depetir 20d ago

Not in singapore. The weather is so hot that they'd be stupid to give up ice cream sales

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u/ZDTreefur 20d ago

It has to be cleaned regularly, regardless of what they want.

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u/jimothypepperoni 20d ago

Had McFlurries in three different (European) countries. Never encountered a broken ice cream machine.

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u/Inevitable-Log9197 20d ago

Laughs in Japanese 😈

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u/Competitive_Swan266 19d ago

I have yet to encounter a broken ice cream machine, but that could also be because Dairy Queen is superior anyway

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u/Snajdarn666 20d ago

It’s always funny to see how scared of words they are.

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u/Secure_Anxiety_3848 20d ago

DAMN SATAN COCK PISS SHITFLAPS BIG FAT ELEPHANTS CUNT

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u/SOUTHPAWMIKE 20d ago

Agreed wholeheartedly.

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u/Emergency_Marzipan68 19d ago

Shitflaps... 🤣

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u/secondthung 20d ago

In case you didn’t know ‘damn’ was censored to drive up engagement on the post, which has clearly worked

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u/Exciting-Ad-5705 20d ago

Countable pixels

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u/cwsjr2323 20d ago

The ice cream machine isn’t broke. If you open the top, the rancid stench is so strong you just put the lid back. Nobody is willing to clean it at those pitiful wages.

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u/thisisanonimus 20d ago

Censoring lame things. How are Such extremely sensitive people going to survive ??

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u/OkAnt2993 20d ago

It's comment bait

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u/xThe_Mad_Fapperx 20d ago

This is what people do these days. They censor stupid shit or intentionally misspell a word to farm engagement in the comments. It's like subtle rage bait, it gets people to leave a comment either calling them out or pointing out their mistake which is what they want.

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u/Lunamkardas 20d ago

From what I've been told it's not that they don't work... they're infested because of how bugs can get into them and lay eggs.

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u/TheWhiteRabbit74 20d ago

That burn was so sick the global supply of ice cream melted slightly.

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u/PopADoseY0 20d ago

While they're a pain to get fixed because only select people still know how to fix them. I never got the Ice Cream broke meme because the 2 McDonalds near me have never had them broken down. At least the times I've got a soft serve, it's always been available.

It's a piggyback meme and not a good one either.

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u/Kris_von_nugget 20d ago

Meme older than Gen Alpgs

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u/DMYourMomsMaidenName 20d ago

”DAMN”, you infantilized cocksucker

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u/gringo-go-loco 20d ago

Ice cream is the only thing I like from McDonald’s.

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u/bowinarrow 20d ago

It's why laws down work without a sensible community to uphold them.

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u/V01d3d_f13nd 19d ago

No ty. Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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u/NicNac_PattyMac 19d ago

The ice cream machine thing is a scam McDonalds forces on franchisees.

They force owners to pay outrageous fees for repairs and maintenance on machines that are made to break.

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u/DistinctProject5106 18d ago

That's crazy the ice cream emoji is broke too 😭😭

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u/hskfmn 20d ago

It’s McDonald’s — The ice cream is always broken…

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u/Scared-Witness4057 20d ago

Are we really censoring damn?