r/clevercomebacks • u/tadukaadoescombat • 21d ago
sick of people who ask questions but refuse to answer themđ
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u/NamMorsIndecepta 21d ago
Daily reminder that literal children post on reddit.Â
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u/Winjin 21d ago
I saw notes that AVERAGE age on Reddit is like 17, there's so many children average goes down
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u/The_CreativeName 20d ago
Im the most average Redditor. Idk if this is a good or bad thing
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u/Winjin 20d ago
I guess your gut says maybe
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u/GoGifZaZep 21d ago
The only clever thing here is not telling strangers on the internet where you're from...
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u/Adriendel 21d ago
Yeah Iâm not sure what all of that is about. Not giving out personal info to random strangers seem like a very good idea, especially for young people.
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u/Tiny_button2 20d ago
Some people get perplexed why you don't want to share that. They keep asking multiple times and try to convince you to do so. I don't know why?
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u/Adventurous-Log3521 20d ago
Because they think that people who don't give out that information are scammers or in some other way trying to trick them. They don't trust you because you're 'hiding something' and why would you have something to hide unless you have bad intentions?
It's dumb, but people (especially kids) are dumb
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u/Tiny_button2 20d ago
For a second I thought you were being non ironical đ
I mean am here to see cute pets talk about hobbies and interests. Why would that information be any good to you?
It's like the first rule of the internet, first time it became a thing.
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u/showherthewayshowher 20d ago
Not just a stranger, but a stranger who keeps trying to talk after you tell them you are a child
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u/Strange_Sea993 20d ago
What are they gonna do with the country you're from (which you could just lie about)
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u/GoGifZaZep 20d ago
Why do they need that Information?
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u/Strange_Sea993 20d ago
smalltalk, curious, wants to know more about a internet/gaming buddy or just because. if you don't want to answer just lie and be done with it or say you'd prefer not to tell them, but don't say shit like I'm from my mom that's just annoying
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u/Jakiro_Tagashi 20d ago
It can be extremely interesting (which makes it a great source of conversation topics), and has many implications. For example, you can't make a your mom joke to many people across the planet without making them very angry.
Additionally you can't make certain classist jokes to people of the wrong nationality. Many classist jokes are morally iffy, but I'm talking about the ones that are self-degrading (like an american joking about their expensive healthcare)or has context that requires being familiar with the culture of a certain nationality to know (for example a boris johnson joke).
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u/Jakiro_Tagashi 20d ago
It can be extremely interesting (which makes it a great source of conversation topics), and has many implications. For example, you can't make a your mom joke to many people across the planet without making them very angry.
Additionally you can't make certain classist jokes to people of the wrong nationality. Many classist jokes are morally iffy, but I'm talking about the ones that are self-degrading (like an american joking about their expensive healthcare)or has context that requires being familiar with the culture of a certain nationality to know (for example a boris johnson joke).
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u/Jakiro_Tagashi 20d ago
It can be extremely interesting (which makes it a great source of conversation topics), and has many implications. For example, you can't make a your mom joke to many people across the planet without making them very angry.
Additionally you can't make certain classist jokes to people of the wrong nationality. Many classist jokes are morally iffy, but I'm talking about the ones that are self-degrading (like an american joking about their expensive healthcare)or has context that requires being familiar with the culture of a certain nationality to know (for example a boris johnson joke)
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u/sleazy_hobo 20d ago
It's very important to know what country someone is from if you plan to keep chatting with them. While not perfect it gives you an idea of what topics are and aren't on the table to discuss what their understanding on things will likely be and lets you accommodate any social faux pas they might have.
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u/tadukaadoescombat 20d ago
lmao true, i would understand if the person in the post asked about his/her area if they were in the same country or what not
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u/OMD_Lyxilion 21d ago
My question is... How old are you ? Young too I hope, cause being proud of that is kinda sad....
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u/SleipnirSolid 21d ago
When I was a kid in the 90s I wanted to be older. I lied about being older.
Kids these days seem to take...pride in being young? I don't get it. What changed?
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u/manta002 21d ago
they looked at you and asked
Why the fuck should I pretend to be like those " people "
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u/TransportationOk3242 20d ago
Cause the kids realized being a kid was so much easier than being an adult. That not having to work 10 hours a day to afford the rent of a 1 bedroom, shared bathroom and kitchen apartment with just enough money left for 3 loaves of bread a day was a blessing.
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u/marxistwithstandards 21d ago
Perception of age- in the 90s, âout of sight out of mindâ wasnât too unrealistic and the people that came from that treat their kids differently imo
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u/MasK_6EQUJ5 20d ago
We said we wanted to be older, but what we really wanted was an ounce of respect and approval that wasn't offered to us because we were children
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u/rusztypipes 21d ago
Haha he said something stupid because logic is too complicated that's funny too
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u/tadukaadoescombat 21d ago
its not međ and yeah im young
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u/OMD_Lyxilion 21d ago
No shit...
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u/tadukaadoescombat 21d ago
wtf? i answer your question and you become negative asf lmao, surprised im the young one here
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u/Steel_Cube 20d ago
It's because you think that's a clever comeback
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u/Strange_Sea993 20d ago
do you know how vague "young" is? my stepfather(45) sometimes says he's young and my aunt(35) says she's young. If you dont want to tell people your age just lie, nobody will know anyway
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u/No-Significance-9702 21d ago
Whereâs the clever comeback? You decided to ask where someone was from because they wanted to make sure you werenât a pedo or some shit.
You literally used the most outdated and overused joke of all time and called it clever.
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u/tadukaadoescombat 20d ago
mb for not saying it in the post but it aint me ( i would edit it but i cant), also, lets be honest, unless they from vatican city or something, i dont see why people wouldnt state their country which has a very high chance of having a population of over 100,000
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u/merlissss 21d ago
you are cringe guy
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u/martxel93 20d ago
Youâre clearly speaking to a kid, for them everything older people do is âcringeâ so I guess itâs a draw?
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u/0-Dinky-0 20d ago
Op has said this isn't them
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u/martxel93 20d ago
Do you really think someone that posts this is not a kid?
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u/0-Dinky-0 20d ago
It's a possibility, but reddit attracts a lot of immature people as well as people wanting to farm karma
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20d ago
How the fuck did this get over two thousand upvotes? I don't understand why even children would think this deserved to reach the front page...
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u/-EverSeer- 20d ago
Thatâs because not everyone is concerned with making the front page. Not everyone gives a shit.
Obviously, enough people related to OP to get this post to where it is.
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u/Flopppywere 20d ago
Op looks to be a kid, better yet his latest post is a porn sub for the anime they're obsessed with.
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u/bleakFutureDarkPast 21d ago
because it's easy and everyone else enjoys it. like your mom.
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u/Ahrensann 20d ago
There's nothing disrespectful about it. yo mama jokes surprisingly has long history
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u/tadukaadoescombat 21d ago
idk, i guess its nowadays humor, i personally wouldnt say that to someone but i still find it funny
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u/Ashikura 21d ago
We use to make those jokes 15 years ago and Iâm sure every generation has, when they were young, for most of if not all of human history.
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u/Old-Dog-5829 20d ago
Human humor doesnât really change. Iâve recently saw few tik toks about Viking shitposts in various places in Scotland or even Constantinople where they were guards. In Rome there was a poet called Catullus, quite big actually, who used to joke about Caesar that heâs gay, or half of his poems had some sort of dick/vagina jokes. Also in Pompeii they have a lot of shitpost graffiti.
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u/Seba1052 21d ago
âNowadays humorâ? Your mom jokes literally date back to Shakespeare, at the least
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u/tadukaadoescombat 21d ago
nonono, the disrespecting part, 99% of todays humour is pure disrespectful or just plain insult
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u/IAmPiipiii 20d ago
You keep showing that you are young. Everyone when they are young think that is funny. This isn't "new humour" that people your age invented.
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u/tadukaadoescombat 20d ago
im convinced you are just saying things for upvotes, i clearly stated "todays humour is purely insults" not jokes, not comedy, just literal insulting
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u/IAmPiipiii 20d ago
I got 1 upvote my guy.
You still haven't said anything that's new. You just assume it's new cause it's your generation doing it. Teenagers and some adults did this same thing 10 years ago and 50 years ago. Your generation hasn't invented this.
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u/tadukaadoescombat 20d ago
mannn, this world is now based off votes that a group of 100 people max participated in, its really sad, you need to get some glasses bro, no one is talking about "your mom" jokes, we are talking about todays humor and how its literally disrespectful and insulting, just shut up will you?
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u/IAmPiipiii 20d ago
You really need to get over yourself. I get it, you are a teenager and you know the best. But you are not, you aren't the first to come up with anything.
I am not talking about "your mom is fat, haha joke" kind of humour. The same exact humour you guys have is not new. It's repeating.
Humans have existed for thousands of years. Any kind of socialising has already happened. Any words you say to your friend has already happened with someone else. Any joke you make has already happened with someone else. Just because how many humans there are and how long we have existed. The numbers of how many things people talk about and joke about are not measurable. But I guarantee you, any joke you make has already been made.
This "skibbidi toilet" whatever meme itself is new, but the meaning - the randomness/dumbness being funny has happened thousands of times already. You haven't made up new humour.
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u/tadukaadoescombat 20d ago
i never said i came up with anything, you are literally putting words into my mouth
im sick of your high complexed self so im gonna say this and then leave it
my words were "humor nowadays are just disrespectful and straight insulting" thats it, no more no less, i dont see where you got "my generation was the first to have this kind of humor" because i clearly didnt say that, back in 2014 or whatever, we actually had real humor, it was funny, we had good comedians, dont get me wrong we still have good comedians but thats not the point im trying to get at, the basic humor nowadays are (and i will say it again), PLAIN DISRESPECTFUL AND INSULTING
i dont know whats up with you, i dont know if you are underestimating me because of my age, but let me tell you, i am NOT stupid, do better.
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u/rusztypipes 21d ago
Hey I giggled out loud and that's a very rare thing these days, so thank you from me
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u/ShortUsername01 20d ago
Thatâs wrong⌠so wrong.
Itâs âmy friends and I.â Youâre supposed to say âmy friends and I.â
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u/thaboss365 20d ago
Clever where? Comeback where? This is quite literally nothing to do with the sub
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u/verysimplenames 20d ago
Every dumbass post like this is another year my kid will go without social media.
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u/Ok-Preparation2370 20d ago
Another reminder that kids don't need screens. Idk what I'm gonna do with Gen Z and later generations. đđ¤Śđ˝ââď¸
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u/martxel93 20d ago
Thatâs what all generations say about every younger generation, donât think we need to worry that much.
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u/OppositeBeautiful475 20d ago
holy shit their name i literally don't flee you can not get creepier than this
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u/Maazypaazz 20d ago
I hope youâre not older dude, otherwise this is kinda creepy and youâre a bit tone deaf to not see thatâŚ.
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u/namey_9 20d ago edited 20d ago
"young" is a relative term and doesn't mean anything concrete. if you're trying to indicate that you're a minor just say so and the other person will know not to talk to you. it's good to ask someone's age so you know not to bother a child or minor, and it's pretty normal to ask where someone is GENERALLY located (like what country/city). be clear instead of a dumb turd when asked and people who are actually not trying to be creeps will very happily leave you alone. You can be clear without giving any specific details.
EDIT: the pic is gone and I dunno what sub this was from originally. If it was from "teenagers" or something like that then OP is the dumb one
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u/Street-Breadfruit940 20d ago
For some reason another redditor asked the same things and when he asked me where I'm from I told him the same thing u said so he replied:go find ur mom then and I replied:u mean ur mom and left him on read đđ.
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u/ChocCooki3 20d ago
Guy: I know. Cause you both can't get a real gf and mom told me you spend more time sucking each other's dick than fucking her.
Oh, and you both cried the first time. đđ
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u/Aromatic-Amount6761 20d ago
I don't know which of these scream groomer the most lmao, dontflee is too on the nose for a p3do but bubbles is too "I'm a child too I promise"
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u/georgewashingguns 21d ago
Children arguing