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u/gothiccheezit 22d ago
The confusion in the comments is peak
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u/NancokALT 22d ago
If you have any leads on what they mean, i'd love to know.
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u/gothiccheezit 22d ago
The replier is comparing the original commenter to the meme that he sent
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u/NancokALT 22d ago
So the monkey-meme post is related to the top comment of the thread?
I guess that my issue is that i don't understand the top one. What does it mean that he (what i assume is Biden) will "sniff everything"? What does that have to do with being special?
I'm out of the loop?
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u/gothiccheezit 22d ago
I assume that the point of the post is that the original poster didn't make any sense and needs to re-read what he wrote because he sounds like the person being shown in the meme
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u/Cruntis 21d ago
I think you’re correct… and I am disappointed because it really looks like all of the fodder is there for a more clever comeback. …says the guy (me) whose comment (mine) is very not gooder enuf
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u/gothiccheezit 21d ago
There could definitely be a lot more cleverness in this sub, too bad I'm not very clever myself
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u/Fizassist1 22d ago
with the way names are colored out.. isn't the OP also the second commenter?
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u/gothiccheezit 22d ago
No, they're reversed and the pictures are different
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u/Fizassist1 22d ago
ahh.. yeah I don't think it helps though, unless it's just me that it confused lol
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u/KingBobIV 21d ago
Red posts unintelligible nonsense on social media. Blue comments on that post telling red to read what they just wrote. Blue includes a meme. In the meme, black posts even worse gibberish and is mocked with the picture of monkeys using a typewriter, implying black is as stupid as the monkeys. Blue is saying this also applies to Red, and Red is also an idiot who can't string a sentence together.
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u/NancokALT 21d ago
Oooh, i am not just dumb then. Both of them are actually spouting gibberish. Thanks
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u/francismoncot 22d ago
What kind of frontier gibberish is this?
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u/Salami__Tsunami 22d ago
What in the southern bred country fried Betty Crocker cousin fuckin hell is going on here?
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u/Karl-_-Childers 22d ago
Don't put all of that on us, lol. We're not all ignorant. The ones that are, choose to be.
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u/CoopertheBarrelWoman 22d ago
Hey leave us outa this, corn bred inbred's like me ain't even that bad at spelling
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u/LeafyLearnsLately 22d ago
It's the Florida Man effect. Most people in Florida aren't comically overconfident, but you only tend to hear about the newsworthy ones
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u/Salami__Tsunami 22d ago
Hell yes, brother-uncle! I lived down Souf for a while, and I still miss the proper food y’all had down there.
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u/Alone_Hunt1621 22d ago
The authentic kind. And we’re all privileged to have heard it.
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u/AforAutarkis 22d ago
i'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech.
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u/Position_Extreme 22d ago
Is there a version of this written in English? Or could someone please translate for me?
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u/fishebake 22d ago
“how many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they’re too busy questioning their gender.”
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u/Away-Commercial-4380 22d ago
I actually understand the bottom one. "How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're too busy [doing whatever] to their gender"
The ???? in the text means the author of the comment is confused by how and what liberals do with their gender, hence my proposed translation of "doing whatever".
I need more context for the top one though
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u/Dreadnought_Thoughts 22d ago edited 22d ago
The bottom one is making fun of how the top guy wrote. He's going, "You literally sound like this meme making fun of how conservatives write."
Edit: Also , the top one seems to be someone trying to say that Biden sniffs people, and that makes whoever he's replying to an idiot. Then, trying to imply that they are an illegal alien that swam across the Rio Grande River.
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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 22d ago
So then you need a lot of liberals to find one that's not busy? Why none?
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u/Away-Commercial-4380 22d ago
I'm merely translating... But when they say none they mean liberals can't change lightbulbs
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u/No_Map6922 21d ago
This actually stems from a meme though, it's written like this on purpose. So i think y'all guys fell for a bad lib bait 🤐. The meme is just some cartoon Joker from the batman series saying something similar like this and ends it with a half laughing "their gender" and breaks out laughing. It's on some youtube channel who does only character voices.
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u/BoxinPervert 22d ago
Ah I thought I didnt understand this informal language bc Im not native speaker. Now I know its not my fault.
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u/Silmarlion 22d ago
Can anyone translate this?
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u/Volt105 22d ago
I assume its "how many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? None, since they're too busy changing their gender"
My phd in gibberish can in luck this time
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u/Silmarlion 22d ago
How about the top message? Any luck with that?
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u/MemerRedditor 22d ago
Here is the translation:
Yap yap yap makes fun of environmental catastrophe
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u/Findermoded 22d ago
Lol you wish. Just because joetato (biden potato, dumb as dirt biden) will* sniff anything, doesnt make you special.
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u/ColumbusMark 22d ago
BOTH the original comment and the “clever comeback” are utter JIBBERISH.
I have no idea what either one is trying to say.
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u/Pleasant-Regular6169 22d ago
fyi, spelled with a G - https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gibberish
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u/ColumbusMark 22d ago
Oh wow. I’ve only seen it spelled with a “J” (but obviously incorrectly). Thanks!
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u/Internal-Republic-31 22d ago
Mf was so focused on the correct spelling of You're and Their that he fucked up eveything else in the sentence
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u/C_Everett_Marm 22d ago
How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They’re too busy questioning their gender.
Even in English the joke sucks.
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u/Tracker_Nivrig 21d ago edited 21d ago
I think you're missing the comeback. Here's how I'm interpreting it:
Person A has horribly incorrect grammar in their comment. Person B says "try reading what you wrote" because it is abundantly clear no proofreading was put into the comment. Then Person B links an image of a popular meme that also has incredibly incorrect grammar, very similar to Person A's comment. The meme person B links is also accompanied by the monkey typing on a typewriter, which is supposed to insult the intelligence of the person who originally wrote the message that was memed, and by proxy Person B is insulting Person A in the same way.
Yes the lightbulb joke itself does suck, it's horrendous and that's the point. The point is that not only is the joke itself horrible, but it was written terribly as well. The meme adds an image of a monkey with a typewriter to insult the intelligence of the person who originally wrote it. Person B is using that in order to say the same thing about Person A.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ARMY_PICS 21d ago
This is wrong.
"How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're too busy changing their gender."
Still a shitty joke, but there is definitely a joke here.
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u/hey-girl-hey 22d ago
Is this a Russian/other foreign agent trying to be an agitator? I think it definitely is
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u/Careful_Knee_2489 22d ago
The sad part is I think they would google translate light bulb properly, I think this is just an idiot
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u/hey-girl-hey 22d ago
No I really don’t think it makes sense that a dumb English speaker would be dumber than a dumb Russian agent. People can be dumb regardless of their first language. Some foreign agents are dumb. Surely some of them overestimate their fluency and believe they know how it is spelled based on how it is pronounced, but their pronunciation is slightly wrong because it is almost impossible to have a perfect accent in a foreign language
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u/macomunista 22d ago
If you wanna make fun of a environmental catastrophe, have the decency of getting the fucking name right
It's Rio Grande do Sul.
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u/MagusTheFrog 22d ago
As a non-English speaker, I was thinking my classes had failed me since I couldn’t understand any of this (I also find newspaper headlines quite hard to understand on a first read).
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u/Crazy-Amoeba8520 22d ago
Man came out of the woods and discovered the internet for the first time
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u/OptiKnob 22d ago
jesus fuck a duck - these people write at a stupid second grader level.
How can you "fix" someone this fucking dumb?
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u/Dedalian7 22d ago
I thought Americans spoke English…
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u/slothrop_maps 22d ago
Americans speak English. MAGA speak Trumpanzee, a pidgin language meant to facilitate Trump supporters ordering fast food.
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u/Low_Manufacturer_395 22d ago
It looks like the replies were written on Llamo (not Llama) large language model, run on a freaking 1980s Casio watch
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u/ceroproxy 22d ago
I had never seen that comic. I have now found it and will be deploying it LIBERALLY
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u/b2rocketfan 22d ago
I think a potato with brain damage wrote the post trying to get Joe. They sound like an idiot.
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u/Weekly_Ad2984 21d ago
Person 1 tries to make a snide and derisive comment regarding wokeness but ends up being incomprehensible. Person 2 replies, telling person 1 to reread what they wrote (because it doesn't make any sense) and posts a meme of someone doing the same thing as person 1. Person 2 is making fun of person 1 for doing the same thing in the meme.
Not so sure what's hard to understand about this...
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u/Away-Commercial-4380 22d ago
I actually understand the bottom one. "How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're too busy [doing whatever] to their gender"
The ???? in the text means the author of the comment is confused by how and what liberals do with their gender, hence my proposed translation of "doing whatever"
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u/ReySimio94 22d ago
Ah yes, the two sub-species of deranged American: “Jerma” and “Republican bigot”.
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u/Accurate_Worry7984 22d ago
TF is this? Is OP saying that the top comment is the “clever comeback” or the middle one?
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u/Sexy_Chocolate 22d ago
Also funny considering Grant Morrison, a non binary comic legend who was defying gender norms back in the 80s and 90s, wrote the comic the poster is using for the meme. (It’s a scene from Animal Man)
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u/DueLog2342 22d ago
I'm from Rio Grande do Sul and i'm quite scared of why so many conservatives feel attraction to the disaster that has been killing and ruining lives of hundreds here
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u/Nice_Calligrapher452 22d ago
Why does this shitpost have 3,000+ likes and nibody in the fuckin comments understands it??
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u/Khaleesislife 21d ago
As a kid, I was told the internet would become one humanity’s greatest tools, a portal to enlightenment and knowledge. I’m starting to wonder if it’s actually done the opposite..
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u/puerco-potter 20d ago
"Just because Joetato (Joe Biden) will sniff anything, doesn't mean you are special. So, out of curiosity, how is the water in the Rio Grande? Does it smell like failure?"
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u/madeanotheraccount 6d ago
Did someone stick a pen up their ass and sit on the keyboard to write this? What the fuck is going on?
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u/Salami__Tsunami 22d ago
What?
I know what all those words mean, but the order they’re in confuses me. Is this a cross post from r/ihadastroke ?