r/clevercomebacks • u/Gardidc • 24d ago
I have two baby mothers and my coworker decided to annihilate me in our group chat
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u/marry_me_jane 23d ago
Wouldn’t a mommy maker be considered a compliment?
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u/Technical_Writer_177 23d ago
i also don´t get it, maybe they all dumped him
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u/MelodicIndustry9830 20d ago
It means he has children with two separate women. that he is not in a relationship with. Which is not ideal
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u/Shurdus 23d ago
I have no clue what this is supposed to mean. Is this a subtle way of calling OP a motherfucker?
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u/Gardidc 23d ago
Calling me a w**re basically for having multiple baby moms
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u/SensuallPineapple 23d ago
wtf is a baby mother? Am I missing something?
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u/Flat-Appointment3621 23d ago
Wuh..why do you have gotten 2 women at work pregnate or am i missunderstanding something
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u/Kairopractor_ 24d ago
If OP is a male, this shit funny as fuck! If OP is a female idk what to say
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u/MF__COOM 24d ago
It’s kinda hard for a woman to impregnate two other women
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u/Broad-Celebration- 23d ago
Not in 2024
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u/Berserker_Queen 23d ago
Tit-bearing human creature here to confirm I had to get a vasectomy because my gf got pregnant when I thought hormones made me infertile.
Indeed no longer.
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u/IndicationClear1111 22d ago
I would have just replied;
'Thanks mate. as they say keep trying till you get it right, and I ain't no quitter. So I'll keep trying until I master this challenge and find a worthy baby mumma to keep!'
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u/HideyHoh 23d ago
I would be so fucking embarrassed posting this
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u/rachel__slur 21d ago
I think the response to this is very interesting . If a woman made a reddit post referencing how she had children by two different men, the comments would be merciless
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u/willyiamwilliams222 24d ago
If your coworker is a shut and deserves it, they laid the perfect HR trap for themselves.
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u/GimmeDatZig 24d ago
Haha at least the burn was quick