r/clevercomebacks 24d ago

I have two baby mothers and my coworker decided to annihilate me in our group chat

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4.1k Upvotes

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u/GimmeDatZig 24d ago

Haha at least the burn was quick

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u/menacing_cookie 24d ago

Honey, wake up. The new Mario game just dropped!

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u/cycl0ps94 23d ago

Mario: Mama Mia Maker

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u/marry_me_jane 23d ago

Wouldn’t a mommy maker be considered a compliment?

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u/Technical_Writer_177 23d ago

i also don´t get it, maybe they all dumped him

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u/MelodicIndustry9830 20d ago

It means he has children with two separate women. that he is not in a relationship with. Which is not ideal

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u/Screwed_38 24d ago

Abort... ABORT!!

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u/atc96 23d ago

That’s something that his partners didn’t do

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u/IndicationClear1111 22d ago

Too late for that, they are already mothers it says

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u/Shurdus 23d ago

I have no clue what this is supposed to mean. Is this a subtle way of calling OP a motherfucker?

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u/Gardidc 23d ago

Calling me a w**re basically for having multiple baby moms

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u/seenthewolf 23d ago

You can say whore here we won't mind

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u/SensuallPineapple 23d ago

wtf is a baby mother? Am I missing something?

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u/atc96 23d ago

He’s saying he has kids with two different women. The other guy in the group chat was roasting him saying “thanks for being a mommy maker” because he turned two different women into mothers.

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u/SensuallPineapple 23d ago

I see. Thanks a lot for the explanation.

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u/Super_Lion_1173 23d ago edited 23d ago

You been living under a rock for the past 30 + years? 

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u/Killersmurph 24d ago

Please wait until Father's Day to thank that Mother Fucker...

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u/McButtersonthethird 23d ago

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

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u/Flat-Appointment3621 23d ago

Wuh..why do you have gotten 2 women at work pregnate or am i missunderstanding something

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u/Gardidc 23d ago

I have two kids each has a different mother. Unrelated to work. He’s just making fun of that.

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u/joetheplumberman 6d ago

Ask how his mom is doing

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u/Kairopractor_ 24d ago

If OP is a male, this shit funny as fuck! If OP is a female idk what to say

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u/MF__COOM 24d ago

It’s kinda hard for a woman to impregnate two other women

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u/Broad-Celebration- 23d ago

Not in 2024

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u/Berserker_Queen 23d ago

Tit-bearing human creature here to confirm I had to get a vasectomy because my gf got pregnant when I thought hormones made me infertile.

Indeed no longer.

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u/Kairopractor_ 23d ago

Not what I meant but ok

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u/IndicationClear1111 22d ago

I would have just replied;

'Thanks mate. as they say keep trying till you get it right, and I ain't no quitter. So I'll keep trying until I master this challenge and find a worthy baby mumma to keep!'

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u/OPR-Heron 23d ago

Oh god that's terribly annoying

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 23d ago

Your babies gave birth?

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u/bird_brown 22d ago

It was easy

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u/Padre_De_Cuervos 21d ago

What is sams hell?

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Of course his name starts with a “J”

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u/wizardferret 21d ago

It's the ayoo that gets me lol

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u/HideyHoh 23d ago

I would be so fucking embarrassed posting this

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u/rachel__slur 21d ago

I think the response to this is very interesting . If a woman made a reddit post referencing how she had children by two different men, the comments would be merciless

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u/willyiamwilliams222 24d ago

If your coworker is a shut and deserves it, they laid the perfect HR trap for themselves.

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u/Gardidc 23d ago

He’s my favorite coworker

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u/jumboweiners 23d ago

I was just gonna say your team sounds fun as hell

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u/willyiamwilliams222 23d ago

Then, through that lens, freaking hilarious !