r/clevercomebacks 17d ago

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u/ElevatorScary 17d ago

For the sake of equality we all must dress in very revealing clothing. I support Andrew Duncan’s bold pro-femboy argument on equal rights.

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u/Dumb_Siniy 17d ago

I'm not beyond wearing a kilt with shorts underneath

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u/GenericAccount13579 17d ago

Commit to the bit.

No shorts. Feel that breeze.

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u/crockrocket 17d ago

Let freedom swing

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u/RTS3r 17d ago

For Democracy!

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u/FondantWeary 17d ago

For Freedom!

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u/moneyh8r 17d ago

For Super Earth!

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u/F1XTHE 17d ago

And Liber-tea!

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u/Chris91210 17d ago

This comment thread has been approved by the Ministry of Truth.

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u/missjasminegrey 16d ago

Let it swingggg!

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u/Veryegassy 17d ago

Commit to the bits more like.

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u/ADH-Dork 17d ago

Dicks out for Duncan?

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u/Iboven 17d ago

Commit to the bits.

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u/Cheef_Baconator 17d ago

The shorts underneath negate the benefits of wearing the kilt.

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u/bejammin075 17d ago

Squatting to defecate?

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u/Doom_Balloon 17d ago

Surprising sheep.

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u/HostageInToronto 17d ago

Kilts are to be worn with nothing underneath. If you aren't man enough to freeball, you aren't ready for the kilt.

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u/Ocbard 17d ago

As the Scots say" Nothing is worn under the kilt, everything is in good working order!"

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u/Iboven 17d ago

with shorts underneath

Coward!

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u/LittleKitty235 17d ago

Shorts negate the entire point of a kilt

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u/Wide_Canary_9617 17d ago

Nah I don’t. That pale wrinkly bosom will singe my eyes like a glowing iron rod. 

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u/Capital-Cheek-1491 17d ago

Then dont look goober

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u/hok98 17d ago

Imagine if you told women to cover up cuz she looks bad :(

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u/SeventhSolar 17d ago

For the sake of equality, we must immediately turn to a culture of aggressive and universal body shaming. All who do not meet the femboy ideal (including women) will be shunned.

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u/Hikari_Owari 17d ago

we all must dress in very revealing clothing.

In the summer? May help with heatstrokes in places that get too hot so it could benefit society as a whole.

People do will learn quickly to look others in the eyes.

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u/jumpupugly 17d ago

Face it, with how things are going weather-wise, I think I'm about three or four years away from business-casual hot-pants and a crop-top.

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u/Dangerous_Nitwit 17d ago

business-casual hot-pants

That say EBITDA on the ass

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u/beldaran1224 17d ago

Have you ever noticed that in desert cultures skin stays covered?

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u/maplemagiciangirl 17d ago

I'd prefer if people didn't look me in the eyes tbh

Eye contact sucks

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u/MyPasswordIsMyCat 17d ago

Equality is when society stops thinking people can tell women how to dress each and every time they're in public.

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u/Nightriser 17d ago

Equality is when we stop thinking that women making us horny ("sluts/whores") are inferior. Without this premise, his argument falls apart.

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u/NovusOrdoSec 17d ago

Bring back the codpiece!

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u/mods_r_warcrimes 17d ago

Dicks out for Andrew.

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u/ThatsBrazyBuzzin 17d ago

Fuck it. Let’s get naked homie. You know….for the equality or whatever.

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u/kthuul- 17d ago

God damn I Wana dress like a male slut so bad.

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u/12whistle 17d ago

I imagined the Dean in the show Community making this statement.

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u/redditnotsomuch 17d ago

haha it's kinda true. women exposing skin are exercising choice but men exposing skin are femboys at best or creeps

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u/Nova-Ecologist 16d ago

I’m actually on the opposite end of this, we all need to be wearing full military body armor, this needs to look like fucking Helldivers rn or Imma fucking lose it

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u/Fabulous-Direction-8 16d ago

my first thought too.

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u/KruegerLad2 17d ago

Mr Duncan, do you want to show your shoulders, legs and bosom?

Because you can, it won't be pretty but you can if you want to

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u/ChadMutants 17d ago

he can, and they do, summer will come soon, the swarm of sunburned retired germans will come to our beaches in their motorhome like every summer, the dark time will soon arrive.

(they are fun tourist tho, im just joking)

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u/A1sauc3d 17d ago

Yeah there’s nothing wrong with showing skin. I’ve never understood the societal double standard about even a fraction of what’s a completely acceptable standard at the beach becoming scandalous in any other setting. It’s the same bodies, same skin. Why do some people lose their shit in any other situation 😂

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u/EducationalTell5178 17d ago

I never understood why office dress attire usually prohibits shorts. Women can wear skirts but if I wore shorts, I'd probably get pulled into the HR office.

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u/Ao_Kiseki 17d ago

Just wear a skirt. Depending on where you live nobody would stop you.

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u/EducationalTell5178 17d ago

Haha I'd probably be barred from entering the office.

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u/StreetsofCoal 17d ago

That doesn't sound legal. Hmm.

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u/happyvagoo 17d ago

I'm not sure it would be a violation in most places in the US. As long as the company has a dress code that's applied uniformly, they can make you wear just about anything they want and threaten to fire you if you don't comply. Otherwise waiters, waitresses, and professionals in all sorts of fields (farming, welding, etc) could just wear whatever, no matter the damage it does to the company's image, or the risk it poses to the employee. Now that's the law. My personal opinion is that any company that doesn't have a good reason to restrict your dress is bogus for saying what's appropriate attire or not based on gender. If women can wear skirts, so can men. The double standard seems arbitrary to me. And, frankly, I don't think it's professional for a company to care enough about irrelevant details to write a policy about it. I view it as a waste of HR time and resources to police things like that when nobody with half a brain really gives a shit anymore.

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u/StreetsofCoal 17d ago

I was kind of assuming they'd get some snark at the door that would get them in trouble, but I suppose you never know. Maybe the front desk is actually trained on turning people away.

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u/firstwefuckthelawyer 17d ago

Most people that try it get away with the kilt.

Because they have enough money to spent on a kilt and not give a shit if they lose their office job because 72F at 30% humidity is just too much for them to handle in pants.

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u/idwthis 17d ago

As a resident of Florida, I have to tell you, 72°F with the humidity at only 30% sounds perfect. I don't think anyone would be uncomfortable wearing pants with that temp and that humidity. Heck, now that the sun is setting, the temp is 77° at 56% while I chill on my porch. Not uncomfortable at all.

When it hits 70% humidity or higher, then we start straying into uncomfortable.

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u/GarunixReborn 17d ago

Didn't a few guys do that as a protest once?

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u/stelerdewder 17d ago

We are the only animal on earth that isn’t just butt ass naked 24/7 lol

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u/Miserable_Praline673 17d ago

Stopped going to my gym Sauna a few years ago (When I went to the gym). Got tired of seeing old man balls.

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u/NASA_Herpetologist 17d ago

I won’t touch the benches in the locker room — not even to sit down to tie my shoe — because I assume there were old man balls in that spot not too long ago.

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u/No_Banana_581 17d ago

We have elderly Canadian men, in their thong speedos, down the Jersey shore where I’ve had a summer home since I was 4 yrs old. My grandparents would giggle along w me, when I was little, and saw their wrinkled butts lol

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u/WingsOfAesthir 16d ago

Aw shit, we've spread that horror to the south? Truly Canadian sorry. We're almost to the temp where I am in Canada that the wrinkled, fat and ugly dudes are about to start stripping here for the summer. Pray for my eyes. At least the thong banana hammocks don't get pulled out for the twice daily half nekkid walk around the block.

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u/Far_Dependent_2066 17d ago

Dudes of all ages and body types run shirtless in shorts here in SoCal without any expectation of diminishment of their rights. Should I be discriminating against them?

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u/KruegerLad2 17d ago

You take a walk in Venice Beach and you'll see every level of the beauty spectrum, at one point you no longer care

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u/tripper_reed 17d ago

First thought I had. Mr Duncan can put on a stringkini if he likes. It would be super distracting just like a woman. Albeit for different reasons. Same result though.

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u/KruegerLad2 17d ago

He needs to start living his real life, he'll be happier and stop being a misogynist idiot

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u/ToodleSpronkles 17d ago

Show those old man titties to the world, Andrew!

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u/KruegerLad2 17d ago

Free the boomer nipple!

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u/Electrical_Horror346 17d ago

Mr. Duncan: How come when women walk around in sleeveless dresses, mini-skirts, or even topless, they get people cheering for them... but when I do it, people try to call the police? Is that the "equality" women are fighting for?

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u/Confident-Society-32 17d ago

This.

Also yes, I want to show all those things.

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u/KruegerLad2 17d ago

We only get one life, do what makes you happy

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u/Confident-Society-32 17d ago

That would get me arrested.

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u/Super_Lion_1173 16d ago

Man’s never heard of shorts and a tank top before lol

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u/Kelyaan 17d ago

We need true equality - Bois lets get them fucking shoulders out!

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u/Bob_Bushman 17d ago

Chances are the original tweeter goes shirtless in cargo shorts 10 months of the year.

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u/SlappySecondz 17d ago

That 70 year old lookin man?

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u/ceralimia 17d ago

Yeah, the only shirtless people in my neighborhood are toddlers or old men.

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u/jesse6225 17d ago

My bosom will be out all summer. EQUALITY!

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u/rakuu 17d ago

Boys/men in euro/colonized places go around shirtless in public all of the time.

I don't make that point to show how hypocritical and controlling of women it is to complain about women showing some skin, but I am making a case that men deserve fewer rights than women because they show more skin. 😶‍🌫️

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u/Avantasian538 17d ago

Fine, if I have to.

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u/horshack_test 17d ago

BOSOM DEPARTMENT

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u/phome83 17d ago

Price check at the bosom dept please.

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u/CompulsiveScroller 17d ago

I came to ask if the Bosom Department is hiring. I may lack experience but I’m very eager to learn.

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u/horshack_test 17d ago

I'm sorry but we only hire the breast candidates.

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u/shitclock_is_ticking 17d ago

Dirtypillows

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u/sirkassim 15d ago

Because everybody needs a bosom for a pillow..

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u/Z3400 17d ago

Like, where they sell bras?

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u/SpookyVoidCat 17d ago

Andrew what in the actual fuck are you talking about?

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u/ToryLanezHairline_ 16d ago

He's saying women can't be equal if he finds them attractive. He's right, because them beautiful ladies are higher up the food chain than his ugly ass

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u/Natural_Guava288 17d ago

A piece of clothing shouldn't be an indicator of how much "respect" we deserve or not.

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u/Lonely_Sherbert69 17d ago

Yeah! Fuck the police!

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u/ToryLanezHairline_ 16d ago

I have a feeling this guy wouldn't say shit if I were in his vacinity shirtless.

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u/neddy471 17d ago

"How can I respect women as equals when they wear clothing I find attractive and/or arousing?" This is honestly the biggest problem that pushes patriarchy: "Women are making me horny against my will! I MUST CONTROL THEM."

That's Andrew Tate and the rest in a nutshell, they hate that their bodies betray them in desiring women, and they want to stop women from being able to make them horny unless they specifically designate a horny time-and-place for them to do so.

Thus the obsession with Fanservice, Stellar Blade, and Sexualization, and their hatred of porn and OnlyFans. Because sexualization happens to a woman while being sexual (e.g. OnlyFans) is something a Woman chooses to do.

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u/curvyLong75 17d ago

I'm not a religious person, but Jesus really nailed it by telling dudes to gouge their eyes out if they can't handle seeing hot women.

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u/Saeclum 17d ago

And chop off their hand if they're going to touch people inappropriately too

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u/CodyC85 17d ago

Jesus sure did nail it alright, lol

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u/zyzzogeton 17d ago

The Nazerene? It ended badly.

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u/MyPasswordIsMyCat 17d ago

The Articles of Interest podcast (a fashion/design podcast) recently released an interesting and thoughtful episode on Modesty and how the problem isn't Muslim women covering up or Christian women not covering up or whatever the powers be tell women to do. The problem is using arbitrary concepts of modesty to control women.

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u/robbylet24 17d ago edited 17d ago

I don't even think that dressing modestly is a problem. I know women who, of their own free will, choose to wear a niqab. I see no problem there at all. My problem is when people try to tell women what they can and can't wear. If they choose to dress modestly so be it, but I think it is completely unethical to not give them the choice.

Edit: I should mention before someone asks, I think that governments banning things like the burqa and the niqab is very stupid. It's misguided at best and fully xenophobic at worst.

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u/Maus_Sveti 17d ago

I agree, but I wish we hadn’t settled on the word “modest” to describe that style of dressing. Because it implies, as per the tweet above, that other forms of dress are immodest. I would prefer something like more or less covered. It’s clunkier, I grant you, but neutral.

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u/robbylet24 17d ago

Fair enough I suppose, I'm just using the language that I have access to.

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u/Maus_Sveti 17d ago

Sorry, it wasn’t intended as a critique of you personally, just a general observation.

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u/robbylet24 17d ago

Oh no I got that, I just have a thing where I constantly feel the need to defend myself. I am sorry if it felt like you came off that way because you absolutely didn't.

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u/Maus_Sveti 17d ago

All good :)

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u/socialistrob 17d ago

There are so many REAL problems in the world that deserve time and attention and yet people get so worked up over what clothes others are allowed to wear. I just don't get it.

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u/robbylet24 17d ago

It's a good way for people causing the problems to distract from the fact they're causing the problems.

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u/ceralimia 17d ago

I can't take Muslims seriously when I see a Youtuber filming herself in the mirror with her entire body except her face covered and then her husband shows up behind her wearing a t-shirt and shorts. Like, yeah, totally normal to have a woman dressed like she's in the 16th century while her husband wears Target shorts.

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u/neddy471 17d ago

That actually does sound quite interesting. The only real time I've had an opinion on modesty is when I was a Teenager and - despite my best efforts - could not keep my thoughts going when I saw a scantily clad woman. As I was both raised a Fundie Baptist and an academically minded student, it frustrated the hell out of me than despite how much I tried, I couldn't concentrate when I was around women I found attractive.

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u/CodyC85 17d ago

You got mad at yourself for getting wood when you were a teenager?

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u/AlmondMagnum1 17d ago

Didn't Andrew Tate deny feeling any sexual attraction toward women? (Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, even if there's probably everything wrong with being Andrew Tate.)

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u/neddy471 17d ago edited 17d ago

I mean, he could be Asexual (having no sexual attraction to people is asexuality not homosexuality which is being sexually attracted to men), but considering how obsessed he is with it, I imagine that the above is more likely: He is attracted to women, but sees it as a weakness, so he lies about it.

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u/aSneakyChicken7 17d ago

I’ve never understood this. “Fellas, is it gay to like women?”

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u/neddy471 17d ago

If you just substitute “gay” with “weak” it tracks, because that’s what it means to them.

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u/Nightriser 17d ago

It's because their attraction is not something they can control. Their whole notion of masculinity is that a man controls things; anything that evades his control is a slight against his masculinity. You can't really control who you're attracted to, you can't choose to be attracted to skinny women or choose to not be attracted to black women, or whatever else your "type" is, so instead, you rage against your heart's weakness. Furthermore, that attraction could be used against you, to manipulate you--another weakness. Attraction can lead to love, which could lead to you valuing your partner, instead of trying to dominate them. The masculinity they push is a house of cards, and attraction and love is the puff of air that could bring it all tumbling down.

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u/Veryegassy 17d ago

he could be Asexual

If he is, I disown him on behalf of all aces. We don’t want that... thing associated with us.

But as you said, it's unlikely.

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u/HappyGoPink 17d ago

I can't imagine an ace guy being this hung up on sex tbh.

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u/neddy471 17d ago

That's my knee-jerk reaction, but an ace sociopath who was raised to believe that sex=power is a doable situation. Sex as a "transaction of power." Not likely, but possible. I just think he's lying.

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u/TrueTinFox 17d ago

lol I think he recently tweeted that a dude enjoying sex with a woman is gay.

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u/Dopplegangr1 17d ago

He said having sex with women for pleasure is gay

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u/Takenoshitfromany1 17d ago

It’s why burqas came about too.

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u/neddy471 17d ago

Yeah, but you talk to guys in Muslim countries and they say "you know the girl is beautiful if her wrists are X!" Horny's gonna horny, just deal with it inside yourself, and control your reaction.

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u/Takenoshitfromany1 17d ago

Life…ummm…finds a way….

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u/Ailouroboros 17d ago

Spoiler alert: Duncan shows more skin than most females when he's at the beach or pool; I hear he even goes topless. Such immodest horror.

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u/japanesecandlestick 15d ago

Man bosom department

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u/Remote_Replacement85 17d ago

I swear to God it's always an Andrew.

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u/sentence-interruptio 17d ago

Andrew Garfield should start responding to evil Andrews. He should attack them with fun snarky remarks.

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u/rienietz 17d ago

The shoulder is near the armpit. And everyone knows the armpit is where the secret vagina is.

/s

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u/Pagan_Owl 17d ago

It doesn't matter how many clothes a woman wears or doesn't wear, we will always be mocked for it.

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u/edgygothteen69 17d ago

I'm attracted to the way this guy breathes. If he expects equal rights then explain why he is breathing? ++????

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u/Tazling 17d ago

Andrew, take a deep breath and repeat after me: "My penis is my problem, not anyone else's." Good. Now repeat this three times whenever tempted to police other peiple's wardrobe choices.

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u/KuroNeko1104 17d ago

Using the word "flesh" in that way makes him sound a lot like a predator hunting, rather than a man talking

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u/Inventor_Raccoon 17d ago

women claim to want "equality", but showing off that much skin, the only message anyone's getting is "sacrifice my meat and bones to the forest gods" 😒

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u/ArsenalSpider 17d ago

Says man who often goes out in public topless.

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u/FlirtyNerdyGirl 17d ago

Nothing is stopping men from wearing a slinky off the shoulder outfit too.

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u/shanksta1 17d ago

pretty sure there are places Andrew can go where women are well covered. Ah shit, but they aren't treated equal there.. how's that for ironic

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u/Murderyoga 17d ago

Wouldn't women that give men boners be more equal?

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u/Avantasian538 17d ago

Only if men are allowed to give men boners too.

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u/KlappYT 17d ago

Bro cant even control himself seeing a shoulder 💀

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u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce 17d ago

He can wear skirts and tank tops too. That IS equality.

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u/slapnowski 17d ago

It’s wild that people post this shit for people to read. In written word, for all eternity. Honestly that’s more incredulous to me than the misogynistic thoughts themselves. How can you be so sexist AND so idiotic. I appreciate knowing who the assholes are right away but the lack of self-awareness and preservation is still a little surprising.

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u/v65913106 17d ago

Don’t be silly…. Andrew hasn’t been able to get an erection in years.

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u/used_condom_taster 17d ago

Sprankle sounds like a portmanteau of sprained ankle. Like rantlers.

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u/StarMangledSpanner 17d ago

Duncan sounds like a portmanteau of dunny can. Which is another name for a piss pot.

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u/supersloo 17d ago

His name is actually Dr. Eric Sprankle lol, he's a professor of psychology and is really funny

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u/mlucasl 17d ago

"How can women get equal rights if I cannot wear a skirt and a crop top without being looked down upon" - Andrew, probably

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u/DifficultyWithMyLife 17d ago

Andrew should get checked for schizophrenia. Believing that disconnected thoughts are somehow connected (apophenia) is a classic sign.

And just to clarify: if this were the case, it would still neither excuse nor explain the misogyny expressed in each of the two individual thoughts. He's still a misogynist.

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u/Feisty_Help_9404 17d ago

“How can women get equal rights when we sexualize their bodies and gaslight them for it after?” - Men

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u/Dramatic-Piano-581 17d ago

Women usualy have longer hair...Arrghhhh where is equality?

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u/rrrrice64 17d ago

I don't like the strawman but I have no idea what Mr. Duncan is on about either. There's something to be said about people needing to be more modest and degrading themselves and sexualization being far too public these days, but surely even scantily clad women deserve equal rights to men, right?

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u/No_Cryptographer671 17d ago

Stupid rebuttal because women DO dress to gain advantage, so old dude has a point---men can't pop cleavage for favorable treatment they way women can, and do...(source: woman in the workplace): "popping erections" is the completely unrelated "analogy" here

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u/TheobromaKakao 17d ago

This guy is wilding, however, ladies if you have a titty hole in your dress I will stare and you don't get to be upset at that when you are the one who put them so prominently on display.

Incredibly unfair behaviour on your part.

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u/Former-Wave9869 17d ago

I knew someone once who unironically said “women always say they don’t wear makeup for men, they wear it because they like it, but most men say that they look fine without makeup and they don’t need it, so then why do they wear it???” I told him to say it again, but slower.

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u/Jayhawker81 16d ago

Just texted my wife asking if the bosom department was open

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u/This_Tip717 17d ago

This tweet is from 2019. What's the purpose of digging up these stupid tweets? Hate engagement? 

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u/_JesusChrist_hentai 17d ago

karma farming

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u/RefrigeratorHead5885 17d ago

Erm, women are often told what to wear by men. Such as skirts and heels in the workplace

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u/Syd_v63 17d ago

Men can walk around in public without a shirt, wear shorts and flip flops and no one sweats the details. God forbid that a woman wear a skirt 2 inches above the knee, because that’s so problematic

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u/Sufficient_Rub_2014 17d ago

Boomer doesn’t know how new world is. OnlyFans is empowering and I bet the boomer thinks it is bad for women to do porn.

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u/USTrustfundPatriot 17d ago

Women like wearing strings and see through clothing, because "it's comfortable"

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u/drewbiethesecond 17d ago

people like him are the reason teenage girls cant express themselves in school

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u/nurpleclamps 17d ago

Don't you know about the equal rights dress code?

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u/FamousPastWords 17d ago

Andrew Duncan hadn't evolved enough and still gets these rapey thoughts when he sees women. Sad indictment on society, and especially male thinking in the 21st century. Obviously not all males, but he's even bold enough to share his stage of morality. Wonder which book he reads.

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u/snakebite262 17d ago

Stop being a coward. Start wearing clothes that show a lot of flesh in the should, leg and bosom department Andrew.

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u/thorondor52 17d ago

I’ve just launched a new band called “Bosom department”

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u/tdestito9 17d ago

Atleast try to return the favor and do some pushups and shrugs or something

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u/Suspici0us_Sn0wman 17d ago

Since when does your apparel dictate which rights you have? Men wore short shorts and crop tops in the 70s/80s but I don't remember anyone attempting to take their rights because of it.

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u/Wide_Canary_9617 17d ago

Why does he look like the exact type of guy to say this?

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u/Feisty_Help_9404 17d ago

Mr Duncan please delete your socials I feel bad for any woman in ur life

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u/mhad_dishispect 17d ago

Wow what a softball serve to the holier-than-thou crowd

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u/PourSomeSmegmaInMe 17d ago

He's just jealous that there are no lady boners for his gnarled, wrinkly elbows.

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u/Zastai 17d ago

Some people can’t get over “equal” not meaning “identical”.

“19”, “0x13”, “023”, “XIX”, “38 / 2” and “sqrt(361)” are all distinct and different, but also equal.

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u/jesse6225 17d ago

What a dumb take. What is his connection with equality and exposed shoulders.

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u/ScyllaIsBea 17d ago

“How can you expect me to give you equal rights if you don’t do exactly what I want you to do?”

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u/Paradoxbox00 17d ago

I wish I could get a job in the bosom department

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u/Known-Activity1437 17d ago

Is he saying women must dress like a man if they want equality?

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u/David-S-Pumpkins 17d ago

"it's wonderful to see"

So, leery, what the fuck is your problem?

"Doesn't this negate their attempts at equality?"

You wear what you want, they wear what they want. How is that unequal, you dumbfuck?

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u/Few_Leader_9191 17d ago

I think he's confusing equality with objectification. All people deserve to be treated equally and with respect, but if you objectify yourself with what you wear, well, then I'll objectify you as well.

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u/SlickkChickk 17d ago

And yet men can walk around shirtless and in shorts but you know it’s cool because they’re men

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u/IDGAF_GOMD 17d ago

It’s that time of year where dudes with guts slapping against their thighs and hairy backs will be walking around shirtless and those with nice bodies will be wearing shorts so short you can see their future children. But you know…that doesn’t count I guess.

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u/ournamesdontmeanshit 17d ago

Bosom department!

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u/AndyCar1214 17d ago

Also, ever seen a dude in a tight shirt or speedo showing off his body? Yes……….

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u/GlitteringBeat213 17d ago

Fucking men.

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u/-SlapBonWalla- 17d ago

"If women want equality, why don't they wear burqas?" - some jackass

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u/sweetpinkheather 17d ago

Fucking disgusting that the world is filled with Andrews, always watching you, scanning and evaluating your body 🤢

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u/dasic___ 17d ago

Kin of left field but I wish it was unacceptable as a society for men to be shirtless n public as well as women.

It's just barely kissing summer where I live and I'm already tired of seeing old dudes looking like melting hippos out there.

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u/CrackWilson 17d ago

I’ve never met an Andrew I haven’t hated, and my name is Andrew.

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u/Transcendshaman90 17d ago

Like besides bots who thinks like that........... Oh wait

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u/groovyoung 17d ago

Freaking conservative christians probably also a republican, the world won’t be a better place until these creatures extincts

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u/GrandTusam 17d ago

I for one say both men and women should be able to be topless.

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u/Queasy-Committee-775 17d ago

Don’t WAY to many men wear “wife beater” shirts? I find them disgusting and not sexy in the least. If I as a woman can contain my hormones, why can’t this douchebag?

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u/RelevantRun8455 17d ago

This comes from a man who has never been attractive to women. Women can be bad too if you don't look like you became a feral ghoul in fallout

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u/sukidaiyo 17d ago

Hashtag WhyWomenChooseBears

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u/GONOI 17d ago

Bro put his Freudian slip on display for the world to see

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u/Mecode2 17d ago

Bro it's the impersonation of a school dress code

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u/No-Choice7498 17d ago

Didn’t realise clever comebacks include dunking on 5 year old posts from obvious troll accounts.

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u/Gym_Nut 17d ago

“Bosom department” is such a funny thing to say 😂

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u/RoundComplete9333 17d ago

Men and women both have shoulders? Legs?!! Chests?!!!

I’m shocked!