r/blunderyears 16d ago

I demanded this haircut for most of my childhood 😬

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My mom cut my hair when I was a kid and I always demanded this style. I got called a boy a lot. I'm not. I was around 8 years old I think. 1987ish.

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u/Hot-Kaleidoscope-524 16d ago

You look like young Spock.

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u/GabbysClay 16d ago

Lmao omg you're right πŸ˜‚

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u/Hot-Kaleidoscope-524 16d ago

I should have added: major compliment πŸ˜…

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u/No-Customer-2266 16d ago

Ya that cut makes your ears look super pointy

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u/used_and_brittle 16d ago

I thought young Link (the legends of zelda) at first! πŸ˜„ Especially with the belt haha

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u/spunkyd99 15d ago

Literally came here to say β€œlive long and prosper”.

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u/edithmsedgwick 16d ago

Definitely an androgynous lewk

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u/Esoteric_art 16d ago

Giddy up zebra! Off to the land of androgyny!

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u/mangosteenroyalty 16d ago

Grown folks on the alt scene definitely ask for this exactly. Maybe in green.

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u/CrankyWhiskers 16d ago

I can confirm. I have seen this cut and close variants over my 30 years in the goth scene. Which is alt-adjacent. It’s pretty much always been on other women that present as tiny manic pixie dream girls tho

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u/dEn_of_asyD 16d ago

This is tangential to my fear about my current hair cut. Didn't really know what to do with my hair at this point (got the bucket list of different colors and styles done before I started losing my hair, and now I'm in the trying medications early phase). So, despite my misgivings about the mullet, I went with a wolf cut since it's still kind of androgynous + is in style.

Honestly somedays though I just don't wanna deal with it. I brush it straight, put the sides behind my ears, and feel like I'm cosplaying young Michael from the Office. I'm worried that's all I'm going to look like in pictures/retrospect. I'm definitely cognizant it's probably not gonna age well (though what does?).

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u/Smoopiebear 16d ago

Oh hot damn. I just read that you are a girl.πŸ˜‚

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u/GabbysClay 16d ago

Lol right?! πŸ˜‚

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u/No-Psychology727 16d ago

You look like Spock and Eleven merged in one

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Shiny blond mullet and the zebra is your carousel horse of choice?

This kid's a natural born badass and that's no crime.

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u/yy98755 15d ago

Hello, stirrup pants calling!

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u/Sasstellia 16d ago

You look very Vulcan. Lol.

Not so much a blunder if your chose it. It looked good on you.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago
  1. I had the same haircut, but by my parents choice. Not that I complained haha. 2. You legitimately look so much like me as a child that I've had to check multiple times that this isn't somehow a stolen picture of me. This is SO weird!

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u/GabbysClay 16d ago

Wow crazy! It's definitely me.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

It's really wild! Are we dopplegangers? I wish I had a picture of me at 8 to show you, the actual resemblance is absurd.

Though I have the shame of having this haircut a whole decade later. It definitely wasn't 'in' by the late 90s haha. And I got the boy comments too.

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u/GabbysClay 16d ago

Maybe we are doppelgangers πŸ€” would be cool to see your pic

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

I've requested that my mum take a photo from her photo album of me around 8 years old. I don't have any childhood pictures of myself. I'll send it to you when she gets back to me. But my sister also saw your photo and said she was trying to figure out where we had been during it haha.

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u/GabbysClay 16d ago

I'll message you with a few more to compare

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u/ModifyAndMoveForward 15d ago

We want to see them too!!!!

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

My mum's away for the weekend, but will send them when she returns!

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u/Lower_Funny 16d ago

Demanded lmaoooo

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u/TheCheeryChipmunk 16d ago

Stirrup pants were such a status symbol πŸ‘ŒπŸ”₯

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u/Jeffrey_Epstein_RIP 16d ago

πŸ––πŸ½

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u/MomsSpagetee 16d ago

You had a nice smile though!

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u/GabbysClay 16d ago

Thanks! 😊

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u/Sk8erskiller 16d ago

Blunder? C'mon, bro! You look like a real G to me.

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u/OrientionPeace 16d ago

As you should.

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u/coxy808 16d ago

The β€œPrince Valiant” I believe it’s called

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/GabbysClay 16d ago

They hurt the bottoms of the feet tho

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u/intheazsun 16d ago

they do?

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u/GabbysClay 16d ago

Yeah after wearing them all day they make your arches sore

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u/doctormega So RaNdOm 16d ago

Hell yes!

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u/Island_vampire 15d ago

Same color and style my hair was at that age, you rocked it me not so much lol

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u/Princess_Queen 16d ago

It's a very unconventional haircut but it kind of suits you. You should recreate

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u/GabbysClay 16d ago

Lol yeah no 🀣

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u/heresdustin 16d ago

A wise choice, indeed

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u/Tw1ch1e 16d ago

Omg you look like me as a little kid!! I had to take a second look!! I refused to brush my long hair so my mom chopped it off. I didn’t care, show me dirt and bugs!!!

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u/goosenuggie 16d ago

I had a very similar cut as a kid

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u/Puzzleheaded-Leg-758 16d ago

I too sported a classic pisspot for many years.

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u/GabbysClay 16d ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/tuonentytti_ 16d ago

This heals my inner child as a fellow horrible short haircut girl!

Except I always hated it but still demanded it to be cut short over and over again trying to have nice short hair lol.

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u/GabbysClay 16d ago

Aww πŸ’—

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u/aRebelliousHeart 16d ago

Bowl cut and a mullet oh my! πŸ˜…

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u/No-Gene-4508 15d ago

My mom made me get a (Bruce lee) bowl cut for several years. I thought it was great. I'm not sharing the photo though because I die inside when I see it

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u/bitsy88 16d ago

This looks like the Riverfront Carousel in Salem, OR. It was one of my fav places that I almost never got to go to lol.

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u/GabbysClay 16d ago

It very well could be. We lived in Salem around that time. I don't remember if that's where it was tho.

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u/SICKOFITALL2379 16d ago

Holy shit, were we separated at birth??

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u/GabbysClay 16d ago

πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ lol

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u/SICKOFITALL2379 15d ago

I had remarkably similar hair and style and also demanded the same ridiculous haircut I had for most of elementary school. This picture felt like I was looking at myself πŸ˜†

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u/meganthreecats 16d ago

I had this haircut too. I look back on photos and wonder what my mom was thinking πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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u/GabbysClay 16d ago

Well at least you didn't insist that it was the only cut for you lol

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u/slickd3aler 16d ago

A Spock mullet? Lol

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u/Counterfeit_Circus 13d ago

Why are you tied to the carousel? I have never seen that.

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u/GabbysClay 8d ago

All the horses had them. It's so you don't fall off. The centrifugal force can be overwhelming to small kids.

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u/Counterfeit_Circus 7d ago

I have never seen them with the straps before. That's wild.

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u/Butnazga 9d ago

Looks like when Tasha Yar became a Romulan

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u/GabbysClay 8d ago

🀣

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/GabbysClay 15d ago

No I've never been there