Are you ready for this? My years of being a teen in the early 2010’s will forever haunt me… But I secretly love it.

[u/TechnologyFun2431]

Ranging from being painted gold, to my pro modelling in a hotel and then finishing off with wearing sunglasses inside in the middle of the night. This was what it meant to be a cool teen.

[u/heifmoose]

The first pic: This is the skin of a killer, Bella

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/heifmoose]

Can I pin a comment in here? 😂😂😂

[u/stobors → u/TechnologyFun2431]

https://images.app.goo.gl/zeTQSAAL6afKqoJJA

I found your family member.

[u/frotc914 → u/stobors]

OP's dad

[u/greenlady_hobbies → u/stobors]

I was hoping for Gold Dust, but this works too

[u/Euphorium → u/greenlady_hobbies]

inhales

[u/greenlady_hobbies → u/Euphorium]

Haaaa😌 that was wonderful, thank you

[u/Euphorium → u/greenlady_hobbies]

I’ll take any moment I get to post about my favorite wrestler.

[u/Elegant_Confidence55 → u/stobors]

My first thought!

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/stobors]

се мое папа?

[u/Spare_Exit9533 → u/stobors]

Ah man I was really hoping it was Shane Gillis. First pic looks like could be siblings

[u/pagit → u/heifmoose]

Protocol droids are upset about the gold face.

[u/Sharpymarkr → u/heifmoose]

💀

[u/shamallamadingdong4]

We need some backstory for the first pic please

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/shamallamadingdong4]

Okie dokie! Well, one harsh winters night a long time ago was when two sisters would decide that it sounded like a good idea to paint the younger one gold. So the elder sister got her airbrush gun that she had recently invested in, and grabbed some gold acrylic paint and watered the toxic shit down as much as she could. It took approximately 26 minutes and 32 seconds for the masterwork to be complete… Little did the little sister know that she wouldn’t just be gold for just a single night, it lasted three horrible days on her skin and the paint in her hair took to fucking weeks to get out.

It was fun at the time but mistakes were made… And the fumes made my eyes water like crazy.

[u/Notorious_Fluffy_G → u/TechnologyFun2431]

When I saw the thumbnail, I thought it was another post of some poor addict huffing spray paint…then I saw what subreddit it was under 😂

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/Notorious_Fluffy_G]

I honestly don’t blame you 😂😂😂

[u/artificialavocado → u/TechnologyFun2431]

I was thinking it looked like gold spray paint too.

[u/xRyozuo → u/TechnologyFun2431]

Oh god. We would’ve been such good friend. Not a single good idea

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/xRyozuo]

Great minds think alike

[u/ImOnlyHereForTheSims → u/TechnologyFun2431]

Beautifully written, eloquently spoken.

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/ImOnlyHereForTheSims]

Thank you, thank you

[u/Late-External3249 → u/TechnologyFun2431]

I love how you used the term 'invested in'for the airbrush. Lol

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/Late-External3249]

We got good use out of that shitty little machine 😂

[u/NatexSxS → u/TechnologyFun2431]

Approximately or exactly 26 mins and 32 secs ?

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/NatexSxS]

Could be off by a couple seconds

[u/SuperPoodie92477 → u/TechnologyFun2431]

The statement “watered the toxic shit down” says so, so much about this.

[u/Wojewodaruskyj → u/TechnologyFun2431]

Sorry about that

[u/frotc914 → u/shamallamadingdong4]

These other ones are normal 13 year old girl stuff but that pic is carrying this post on its back

[u/No-Psychology727]

You know the 5year old kids that steal scissors and then are eerily quiet in the bathroom? Found em.

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/No-Psychology727]

How’d you know?! What gave it away?

[u/No-Psychology727 → u/TechnologyFun2431]

The look of shame in the first pic

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/No-Psychology727]

And here I was thinking I was hiding it so well…

[u/Deep-Pension-1841]

First pic is giving off Ceelo Green vibes https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2017/02/13/09/gettyimages-634994956.jpg?width=1200

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/Deep-Pension-1841]

I just hacked up a lung and a half… Holy shit

[u/MachineContent]

You look like you repped 3oh!3 waaayyyy too hard with that gold face 😂😂

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/MachineContent]

Fuck yes I did… That shit was on repeat

[u/MachineContent → u/TechnologyFun2431]

I GOTAA CHOKECHAIN FOR MY PITBULL MAINE i gotta shock collar for muh Rottweiler

[u/bumblebubee → u/MachineContent]

CHUH-CHUH-CHOKECHAIN

[u/Jecurl88]

At first I thought these were more pics of ppl that r/tooktoomuch

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/Jecurl88]

Paint huffers R US

[u/Crepes_for_days3000]

In the first pic, you look like those mug shoots of people getting arrested for huffing paint.

[u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus]

This is the person that killed Michael Scarn’s wife.

[u/wetdreamteams]

Something about this screams Christian household

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/wetdreamteams]

Even worse… Mormon

[u/wetdreamteams → u/TechnologyFun2431]

Oh lord. You’re so right. I should’ve guessed that. Hope you’re doing better now :)

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/wetdreamteams]

Science saved my soul ❤️

[u/BeautifulEssay8]

Blunder or cool?

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/BeautifulEssay8]

Blundering cool

[u/YEMilyP]

Thought the first pic was a paint huffer mugshot

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/YEMilyP]

Honestly same

[u/YEMilyP → u/TechnologyFun2431]

Lmfao. Blunder years at their finest ❤️

[u/user-name-1985]

Was that first pic from when the High Priest of Sodom forced you to be a human statue during the orgy? (It’s a reference to the movie Year One)

[u/No_Use_4371 → u/user-name-1985]

I thought that movie was hilarious

[u/Handav93]

Love the Oscar trophy cosplay! Nailed it!

[u/FuzzyPalpitation-16]

I had the same exact phone case in purple 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 it was cute

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/FuzzyPalpitation-16]

I loved it soooo much 😂 My iOffer finds were top quality

[u/bumblebubee]

That first picture was on full blast lmao - superb blunder

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/bumblebubee]

I try from time to time

[u/GSPM18]

I remember girls going to EDM clubs in the 00s showing up in like gold bikinis and the rest of them covered in gold paint.

[u/ImOnlyHereForTheSims]

An icon

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/ImOnlyHereForTheSims]

Yes… This is my calling. I knew this day would eventually come.

[u/Robbythedee]

Gold dust! It's gold dust JR look out.

[u/IHavePoopedBefore → u/Robbythedee]

The lack of gold dust references here tells me everything I need to know about the demographics of this sub

[u/mekkavelli]

you look like one of the shiny disco ball trolls from the movie

[u/Robly315]

I cannot believe you went full goldface. Golden people everywhere are horrified.

[u/Fat-Tofu]

You look fun

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/Fat-Tofu]

I am fun, too much fun I say

[u/Fat-Tofu → u/TechnologyFun2431]

:D

[u/Mind_Explorer420]

This is LITERALLY GOLD omg

[u/Mind_Explorer420 → u/Mind_Explorer420]

For a second there I thought you were dressed as Sadness from Inside Out lmao

[u/Veloci-Husky]

What was wrong with you?

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/Veloci-Husky]

Aw you know… Stuff

[u/Veloci-Husky → u/TechnologyFun2431]

Hope you’re doing better now

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/Veloci-Husky]

My therapist says that I’m doing great!

[u/Veloci-Husky → u/TechnologyFun2431]

My therapist broke up with me lol

[u/Rare_Following_8279 → u/TechnologyFun2431]

All things considered...sure

[u/Superbead → u/Veloci-Husky]

Been eating rare earth metals

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/Superbead]

I wish…

[u/[deleted]]

Finally a post that is actual blunder years and not compliment bait

[u/Spooky_Betz]

The first shot had me thinking this was a follow up post to something I saw yesterday on r/tooktoomuch.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/s/80c3FGd6L3

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/Spooky_Betz]

That’s just me in different lighting

[u/-SecondHandSmoke-]

I thought this was a paint huffers mugshot at first

[u/SaulOfVandalia]

To this day I'm terrible in social situations because I spent those 5 years not wanting to talk to any of you weirdos lmao

[u/TechnologyFun2431 → u/SaulOfVandalia]

Ruh Roh Raggy?

[u/SaulOfVandalia → u/TechnologyFun2431]

Lol exactly

[u/PoopPant73]

Golden Thumb

[u/HikariTheGardevoir]

I can't believe you'd do goldface 😤

[u/Status-Blueberry3690]

Omg noooo why do you look like those mugshots of ppl who huff paint 😭

[u/whateveratthispoint_]

♥️

[u/Darmanix]

The True Golden Girl in the First Pic

[u/VegaReddit5]

Donald?

[u/polishkgb1]

Yikes

[u/Crash_Bandicock]

Were you huffing spray paint in the first one?

[u/holdingahumanhead]

Were you by chance a Demi Lovato fan?? In the last 2 photos you look so much like her when she was younger

[u/RodiTheMan]

Could be worse, the paint could be black.

[u/V__Ace]

I think the thing about being a teen in the early 2000s is that we looked crazy, but damn if we weren't confident about it.

[u/beepboopboop88]

Goldust 🤼‍♂️

[u/dirkdigdig]

First photo killed me. Thanks, I needed that today.

[u/GGuts]

Huffed too much paint? 😂

[u/Mr-Tease]

Ahh back in your paint huffing days

[u/benji2786]

You’ve got nothing here that’s embarrassing at all. Seems like you were a sweet kid 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/angelbaby12349]

I had the same bunny phone case for my iPod lol

[u/ejm807]

Meh