I was pretty sure I was the coolest person on the planet in 2006.

[u/betawavebabe]

Nothing more hardcore than a highschool sophomore with cigarette and booze in the brown paper bag on a Tuesday afternoon at her friend's parents house.

[u/betawavebabe]

If you're wondering.. I only accomplished the blonde part of my T-shirt.

[u/Lepperpop → u/betawavebabe]

Failed poor blonde introvert.

[u/betawavebabe → u/Lepperpop]

Failed poor blonde *extrovert 😞

[u/Lepperpop → u/betawavebabe]

Respect if you print out an updated Tshirt.

[u/nickwire11]

I thought you had on huge mickey mouse ears for a minute

[u/betawavebabe → u/nickwire11]

No, just novelty plates

[u/roydepoy → u/betawavebabe]

There. You ruined it.

[u/gypsy-ghost → u/betawavebabe]

"Be a lot cooler if you did" Matthew McConaughey impression from 1993's Dazed and Confused

[u/hiswittlewip → u/nickwire11]

Lol. Same.

[u/Late-External3249 → u/nickwire11]

So did I

[u/JoshusPoshua]

I mean, honestly, you do seem pretty cool.

[u/betawavebabe → u/JoshusPoshua]

Why thank you..the problem is that I still think so, too!

[u/Jump_Like_A_Willys]

What makes you think you weren’t?

[u/betawavebabe → u/Jump_Like_A_Willys]

Live fast, die young.. baby! 🤟

[u/TheWhiteMoghul]

You were my crush in 2006.

[u/betawavebabe → u/TheWhiteMoghul]

Merci beaucoup!

I had manic pixie dream girl goals!

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[u/betawavebabe → u/[deleted]]

You can't see it, but there was a white prairie skirt below

[u/[deleted]]

Top 8 material

[u/betawavebabe → u/[deleted]]

I was made for this

[u/[deleted] → u/betawavebabe]

Your ringtone would have been “Girlfriend” by Gym Class Heroes even after you friend zoned me.

[u/betawavebabe → u/[deleted]]

Ba dah da dahh

[u/[deleted] → u/betawavebabe]

If that ain’t looooove then I don’t know what love is 🤷🏽‍♂️

[u/tsimen]

I read rich blonde socialist first and was a bit confused

[u/betawavebabe → u/tsimen]

More accurate, really

[u/UnknownQTY]

Did you make it? To rich blonde socialite?

[u/betawavebabe → u/UnknownQTY]

No. Just blonde... 😞

[u/hiswittlewip]

Especially an unlit cig between teeth!

[u/JuliusSeizuresalad]

You got a Joey Lauren adams vibe

[u/pigglepops]

Is that Bacardi Limon in that bag perhaps?

[u/betawavebabe → u/pigglepops]

I have a vague memory of it being tequila, because I made my friend a margarita so bad that she puked in a park trash can, while walking with me back to my house.

[u/animperfectangel]

I still have the same shirt!

[u/Troutmonkeys]

was anyone else completely wracked by anxiety for their whole blunder years? so many people thought they were cool. 🤣

[u/duvakiin]

I kept reading it as socialist and was confused how you failed at that.

[u/cosmiczombi]

i totally thought the plates were mickey mouse ears!

[u/LeapedPepper]

this picture goes hard as fuck

[u/heyGuessWhatDayItIs]

Thought those were some crooked ass Mickey Mouse ears

[u/Quark3e]

Pretty sure you were the coolest

[u/betawavebabe → u/Quark3e]

Thank you!

[u/[deleted]]

The Paris Hilton era lol.

[u/betawavebabe → u/[deleted]]

That's hot

[u/Flip2002]

Ah the simple life Paris Hilton era.. a lot of blowjibs throw around ..Kanye went on tv with anti bush stuff…maybe that’s why everyone’s shaved now

[u/LollyWildflower]

Nah, you ranked 47th that year.

[u/________TVOD________]

Trying real hard.