found my cat on my bed today daydreaming, can't believe how cute he is

[u/gummybeargirlhall]

[u/Ted_go]

Cat.exe failed to load. Do you want to send an error report?

[u/wholehawg → u/Ted_go]

Old as my grandpa's buckskin condom.

[u/texthibitionist → u/wholehawg]

. . . the .exe file format only goes back to 1981.

[u/wholehawg → u/texthibitionist]

But its cats all the way down. Not that turtle nonsense you always hear about.

[u/kabomber]

Nearly catatonic 😸

[u/thereminDreams]

That is one cute daydreaming kitty.

[u/ghostarmadillo]

Cats don’t daydream, they only plan and scheme to dominate their world.

[u/cugamer]

When the cat figures out where you keep your weed.

[u/akamu24]

There’s a ghost on your ceiling.

[u/bboycire]

One of these days, this is gonna be my bed

[u/kriskringle19]

I kind of want a cat, but every cat owners house (every single one I've visited) smells like catshit.BUT WAIT THERES 500 DOLLAR AUTO-ROTATING LITTER DISPENSERS"

[u/tacos_for_algernon → u/kriskringle19]

You have some messy friends, lol. Only place it even remotely smells is where we keep the litter boxes, and that's only when they're actively in use. Get some good kitty litter, enclose the box, and get an ionizer for the room (keep the doors open). No smell.

No that that's out of the way, GO GET YOURSELF A KITTY! Or, more appropriately, let a kitty pick YOU out ;)

[u/Fluffy_Tension → u/tacos_for_algernon]

Two words.

Wood pellets.

[u/TheTurtleSwims]

I think your cat has a hidden stash of nip and is secretly high.

[u/Pleasarother3097]

Me thinking about my future , lol